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I get weird thoughts running through my head sometimes and I think some of you do too. Here's a thread where we can ask if some of those thoughts are wrong or inappropriate.

Is it wrong to fuck a vegan with a sheepskin condom?

It's wrong to tell her it's a sheepskin condom, cos then you won't get secks.

I don't think sheepskin is the ideal material for condoms (I thought they used to use intestines before latex? Not that it matters, intestine isn't so good either) so it's probably not sensible on contraceptive or protection grounds.

Is it wrong to fuck a vegan with a sheepskin condom?

Not if she doesn't eat it after :p

vegan does not believe in using animal products, blah blah.

Your the one wearing the condom though, so it should not be a problem.

I once had a long drawn out discussion with my friend about the best way to perform a tactical assault on our former High School, including which weapons would be most appropriate for the specific layout of that school, and how long it would take the police to mount a response.
We then went back to playing Warhammer 40k Dawn of War. I was the Space Marines and kicked some Necron ass.

How about this
if she gives you a blowjob, is she allowed under her vegan beliefs to swallow?

I've been a bad bad boy.

How about this
if she gives you a blowjob, is she allowed under her vegan beliefs to swallow?
Well if she spits she's dooming millions of sperm to a cold death, though if she swallos she's dooming them to an acidic death. I don't tihnk she'd give you a blowjob at all.
I've been a bad bad boy.
:eek:

I've planned an assault on the Pantheon before...

Well if she spits she's dooming millions of sperm to a cold death, though if she swallos she's dooming them to an acidic death. I don't tihnk she'd give you a blowjob at all.

:eek:

Well, if she spits them into a deep freezer...

Well if she spits she's dooming millions of sperm to a cold death, though if she swallos she's dooming them to an acidic death. I don't tihnk she'd give you a blowjob at all.

:eek:

but if he/she has sex with someone and using a condom the sperm cells are going to die. Does that mean vegans can only have sex for procreation.

but if he/she has sex with someone and using a condom the sperm cells are going to die. Does that mean vegans can only have sex for procreation.
Well technically as it only takes one sperm to fertilize and egg and the rest die surely vegans sholud not be having sex at all..;)

when I was working in fast food there was this big heated pot of water that we used to drop bags of frozen food into to cook it, it was called "the kettle" the water in there was like really hot http://www.machineryandequipment.com/images/C449179.jpg

yep, there it is.

anywho, you had to wear these big thick protective gloves to fish food out of it, they would extend all the way past your elbow

now, late at night I would be back there pulling bags o' food out and I would think "I should just stick my arm in there without the glove"

is that messed up enough?

no?

on the way home I would be driving over the river and think 'I should just swerve and go off the side of the bridge'

I was serioulsly messed up back then.

Well, if she spits them into a deep freezer...
Huzzah, problem solved.
but if he/she has sex with someone and using a condom the sperm cells are going to die. Does that mean vegans can only have sex for procreation.

Vegans never made much sense anyway.

Here's a question, which i've pondered ever since I noticed that the condoms at work have electronic security tags on them. Which is more irresponsible - not using a condom, or stealing a packet of condoms?

when I was working in fast food there was this big heated pot of water that we used to drop bags of frozen food into to cook it, it was called "the kettle" the water in there was like really hot http://www.machineryandequipment.com/images/C449179.jpg

yep, there it is.

anywho, you had to wear these big thick protective gloves to fish food out of it, they would extend all the way past your elbow

now, late at night I would be back there pulling bags o' food out and I would think "I should just stick my arm in there without the glove"

is that messed up enough?

no?

on the way home I would be driving over the river and think 'I should just swerve and go off the side of the bridge'

I was serioulsly messed up back then.

This guy went to a psychiatrist and every visit he'd express a nearly uncontrollable desire to stick his dick in the pickle slicer at work. Finally the psychiatrist got fed up with him and said "You know what, go ahead and do it. It'll cure you of your weird compulsion."

Next day the guy comes back and says "You gave me some really bad advice". "Well what happned?" asks the psychiatrist. "She yelled and complained to the boss and I got fired."

when I was working in fast food there was this big heated pot of water that we used to drop bags of frozen food into to cook it, it was called "the kettle" the water in there was like really hot http://www.machineryandequipment.com/images/C449179.jpg

yep, there it is.

anywho, you had to wear these big thick protective gloves to fish food out of it, they would extend all the way past your elbow

now, late at night I would be back there pulling bags o' food out and I would think "I should just stick my arm in there without the glove"

is that messed up enough?

no?

on the way home I would be driving over the river and think 'I should just swerve and go off the side of the bridge'

I was serioulsly messed up back then.
Sounds like seriously messed up is an understatement.
Here's a question, which i've pondered ever since I noticed that the condoms at work have electronic security tags on them. Which is more irresponsible - not using a condom, or stealing a packet of condoms?
stealing them<not using them<stealing them and not using them.

on the way home I would be driving over the river and think 'I should just swerve and go off the side of the bridge'


Glad someone else has those kinds of thoughts.

Which is more irresponsible - not using a condom, or stealing a packet of condoms?The first, but the latter is more likely not to happen accidentily.

Glad someone else has those kinds of thoughts.

Pff, nothing special. "I should stick my finger in the pencil sharpener"

Well technically as it only takes one sperm to fertilize and egg and the rest die surely vegans sholud not be having sex at all..;)

i think this sentiment will get ALOT of support on this forum

Here's a question, which i've pondered ever since I noticed that the condoms at work have electronic security tags on them. Which is more irresponsible - not using a condom, or stealing a packet of condoms?

does'nt that make the awkward to wear?

does'nt that make the awkward to wear?

lol. The packets, I mean. :p

Pff, nothing special. "I should stick my finger in the pencil sharpener"

Or when play fighting and seriously having to stop yourself from attempting to break your brothers arm

I've always wondered... If you glued a buttered piece of toast to a cats back and dropped it from a fifth storey window (Over the sixth or seventh floor the survival rate for falling cats increases as they have time to spread their legs to decrease their terminal velocity. True fact that.), when it landed would it be sufficiently tenderised to be placed in a common household blender to make a nice fuzzy butter blood smoothie?

does'nt that make the awkward to wear?

:p

-snip-
I remember times like that all too well....

I'm glad you're doing much better now :) :fluffle:

Trilby63;11919681']I've always wondered... If you glued a buttered piece of toast to a cats back and dropped it from a fifth storey window (Over the sixth or seventh floor the survival rate for falling cats increases as they have time to spread their legs to decrease their terminal velocity. True fact that.), when it landed would it be sufficiently tenderised to be placed in a common household blender to make a nice fuzzy butter blood smoothie?

don't be silly. the butter side would be the side that would hit first. And have you not seen the adverts about of spongy and soft X brand sliced bread is? On impact they'd just bouce back up. duh.

bread without crust though is a whole different story though. went through an entire litter before working out the problem.

P.S.
For a fuzzy butter blood smoothie better to use a chihuahua (sp?), air balls are bitch to cough up

don't be silly. the butter side would be the side that would hit first. And have you not seen the adverts about of spongy and soft X brand sliced bread is? On impact they'd just bouce back up. duh.

bread without crust though is a whole different story though. went through an entire litter before working out the problem.

P.S.
For a fuzzy butter blood smoothie better to use a chihuahua (sp?), air balls are bitch to cough up

You're better off doing away with the bread and smearing the butter directly on the cat. You got the bones for texture anyway.

P.S
Chihuahua (sp?)!? A bit out of my price range.. Besides, cat's are plentiful.

Here's a question, which i've pondered ever since I noticed that the condoms at work have electronic security tags on them. Which is more irresponsible - not using a condom, or stealing a packet of condoms?

I steal condoms all the time, Star Wars figures and toy cars too. :D

I mean, I'd never take anything, ever.

Trilby63;11919749']
P.S
Chihuahua (sp?)!? A bit out of my price range.. Besides, cat's are plentiful.

small annoying dog are more satifying though. make it into a party event. Get you friends to make bets on the outcome.

I steal condoms all the time, Star Wars figures and toy cars too. :D

those are the 3 things you steal?

:( damn i think this is the first time i feel pity for someone on this forum:(

small annoying dog are more satifying though. make it into a party event. Get you friends to make bets on the outcome.

And I expect you carry yours around in a bag to swing at walls to soften it like Paris Hilton!?

I steal condoms all the time, Star Wars figures and toy cars too. :D

I mean, I'd never take anything, ever.

When I was your age (I'm assuming you're a kid) I used to steal porno magazines from the local newsstand.

I remember times like that all too well....

I'm glad you're doing much better now :) :fluffle:

I am glad too. :)

I am glad PM has you, I know just from our brief encounter you are the type of person that everyone needs to know.

Trilby63;11919799']And I expect you carry yours around in a bag to swing at walls to soften it like Paris Hilton!?

:confused:

:confused:

Exactly!

Trilby63;11919833']Exactly!


Puts on wise expression


i know

Is it wrong to fuck a vegan with a sheepskin condom?

yes. Because 90% of vegans believe its wrong to use any animal products. It means no cheese, leather, and sheep skin rubbers

I already know that the dream i had last night is wrong, i ain't telling no one about it either.




Is it wrong for me to, ah who am i kidding?
I'm perfect.