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So, Pakistani civil war?

Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 17:35
A suicide bomber blew up some 35 Pakistani soldiers. Musharraf's options are now more limited in dealing with the tribal areas and with the islamic extremists in his country. He kind of has to strike back with force, I think. So will there be a Pakistani civil war?

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/08/world/asia/08cnd-pakistan.html?ei=5094&en=16f8a83aa14d5182&hp=&ex=1163048400&adxnnl=1&partner=homepage&adxnnlx=1163003501-HVP1VwTQ4RA6OYFAKLE59Q
Rhaomi
08-11-2006, 17:41
What, you couldn't find some levity in a looming civil war? For shame, DCD...
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 17:41
What, you couldn't find some levity in a looming civil war? For shame, DCD...

If you like I've got a hilarious routine about mass rapes in darfur.
Dododecapod
08-11-2006, 18:29
On topic: No, I don't think so. Civil War requires a level of organisation I frankly don't think the Pashtun areas of Pakistan are capable of.

Now, REVOLTS are another thing altogether. However, this could be a good thing for Pakistan. Musharref would deal with revolts with thoroughness and ruthlessness - and this could shift the power base in Pakistan from the ignorant, incompetent rural areas to the more cosmopolitan city dwellers, where it belongs.
Farnhamia
08-11-2006, 18:39
The Pashtuns are revolting? Why does that sound oddly familiar?

I suspect the only difference between this revolt and past ones in the area is the news coverage.
Govneauvia
08-11-2006, 20:01
A suicide bomber blew up some 35 Pakistani soldiers. Musharraf's options are now more limited in dealing with the tribal areas and with the islamic extremists in his country. He kind of has to strike back with force, I think. So will there be a Pakistani civil war?

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/08/world/asia/08cnd-pakistan.html?ei=5094&en=16f8a83aa14d5182&hp=&ex=1163048400&adxnnl=1&partner=homepage&adxnnlx=1163003501-HVP1VwTQ4RA6OYFAKLE59Q

I'm a BIG proponent of civil wars.

They tend to "cleanse the palate", as it were, for future use of the civil war territory.

I'd LOVE to see a civil war in Saudi Arabia, Iran, The BeneLux, Pakistan, and some parts of Disneyland (though NOT DisneyWorld).

So, to directly answer your question, YES, there will be a civil war in Pakistan, but not for quite some time because they're having much too much fun play-killing the Taliban.
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 20:28
I'm a BIG proponent of civil wars.

They tend to "cleanse the palate", as it were, for future use of the civil war territory.

I'd LOVE to see a civil war in Saudi Arabia, Iran, The BeneLux, Pakistan, and some parts of Disneyland (though NOT DisneyWorld).

So, to directly answer your question, YES, there will be a civil war in Pakistan, but not for quite some time because they're having much too much fun play-killing the Taliban.
Not Disney World? I'd love to see EPCOT invade and slaughter the magic kingdom.
Govneauvia
08-11-2006, 20:40
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Originally Posted by Govneauvia
I'm a BIG proponent of civil wars.

They tend to "cleanse the palate", as it were, for future use of the civil war territory.

I'd LOVE to see a civil war in Saudi Arabia, Iran, The BeneLux, Pakistan, and some parts of Disneyland (though NOT DisneyWorld).

So, to directly answer your question, YES, there will be a civil war in Pakistan, but not for quite some time because they're having much too much fun play-killing the Taliban.

Not Disney World? I'd love to see EPCOT invade and slaughter the magic kingdom.

Who would the great and mighty forces of EPCOT invade within DisneyWorld?

We ARE talking about civil wars, after all.


But,.. you may be right. DisneyWorld has probably become AT LEAST as corrupt as Disneyland, considering it's in a swamp surrounded by Floridians.
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 20:45
Who would the great and mighty forces of EPCOT invade within DisneyWorld?

We ARE talking about civil wars, after all.


But,.. you may be right. DisneyWorld has probably become AT LEAST as corrupt as Disneyland, considering it's in a swamp surrounded by Floridians.

Epcot, Magic Kingdom, Disney/MGM, and Disney's animal kingdom are all part of Disney World.
Govneauvia
08-11-2006, 21:14
Epcot, Magic Kingdom, Disney/MGM, and Disney's animal kingdom are all part of Disney World.

OH...!

I did not know that..!!

Then by all means..! YES..!

Civil war in the swamps. Excellent..!

Tink versus Ariel..!

Coooool....
Ardee Street
09-11-2006, 00:50
Pakistan won't have a civil war. The government has dealt with revolts before.

I'd LOVE to see a civil war in Saudi Arabia, Iran, The BeneLux, Pakistan, and some parts of Disneyland (though NOT DisneyWorld).
What is wrong with the Benelux (which are different countries)?

Civil wars, and wars in general, are a bad thing.
Llewdor
09-11-2006, 00:52
So will there be a Pakistani civil war?
Didn't Musharaff seize power in a military coup, anyway? I'd say a civl war is overdue.
Kryozerkia
09-11-2006, 00:55
Civil war's for chumps. Just hire Cold War era hitmen from the CIA to go knock off a few warlords and spread a sense of fear that they are being watched by someone they can't strike.
Drunk commies deleted
09-11-2006, 00:55
Didn't Musharaff seize power in a military coup, anyway? I'd say a civl war is overdue.

Right. I hope Musharaff kills the shit out of the taliban and al qaeda sympathizers and those in the tribal regions and waziristan who shelter them.