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Homeless people are better than German teenagers.

Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 16:22
A brawl broke out between German teenagers and homeless people at the scene of an attempted suicide. A girl was threatening to jump from the top of a building. The teens were encouraging her to jump, and the homeless folks disapproved. Both groups got to fighting each other and the girl was talked down by the police.

Don't German teens have better things to do than encouraging suicide? Why can't they take up a hobby, like methamphetamine addiction or sexual promiscuity, or maybe both?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061107/od_nm/germany_suicide_dc_1
Carnivorous Lickers
08-11-2006, 16:29
A brawl broke out between German teenagers and homeless people at the scene of an attempted suicide. A girl was threatening to jump from the top of a building. The teens were encouraging her to jump, and the homeless folks disapproved. Both groups got to fighting each other and the girl was talked down by the police.

Don't German teens have better things to do than encouraging suicide? Why can't they take up a hobby, like methamphetamine addiction or sexual promiscuity, or maybe both?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061107/od_nm/germany_suicide_dc_1

Thats a pretty ugly story. Glad the girl didnt jump-imagine her horror when she became aware of people encouraging her to die? They probably thought they were being so cool.
Why do some people feel callous disregard is cool?

Teens of all ethnicities often show poor judgement. Maybe they all learned something that day.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:31
Don't German teens have better things to do than encouraging suicide? Why can't they take up a hobby, like methamphetamine addiction or sexual promiscuity, or maybe both?

You say that as if you can't be doing Tina and the rest of the football team, and still find time to hasten the demise of a fellow human. They don't have German efficiency for nothing.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-11-2006, 16:32
A brawl broke out between German teenagers and homeless people at the scene of an attempted suicide. A girl was threatening to jump from the top of a building. The teens were encouraging her to jump, and the homeless folks disapproved. Both groups got to fighting each other and the girl was talked down by the police.

Don't German teens have better things to do than encouraging suicide? Why can't they take up a hobby, like methamphetamine addiction or sexual promiscuity, or maybe both?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061107/od_nm/germany_suicide_dc_1

Ah, too bad this is a DCD thread - everything I'll say will be met with a "Oh please, it's just entertainment!" :p

Anyway, this was the first thing I heard on the radio yesterday morning, and my thoughts were something like this:

1) What kind of fucking asshole teenagers were that?!

2) Yay for someone standing up to them, even better that it was homeless people - that'll teach the "good people" of that nice, small, middle-class town...

3) Wait - there's no way those "good people" will admit that their own kids are scum and that it had to be pointed out to them by the guys usually hanging around drunk in the town square. They're so totally going to spin this to fit their comfortable little world view.

4) What has our youth come to? (to be said in a granny's plaintive voice :p)
But maybe it was just a couple of assholes, not a whole bunch of kids. Right?

5) Then again, a good portion of NSG would probably be telling her to jump if they were the ones standing there.
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 16:33
You say that as if you can't be doing Tina and the rest of the football team, and still find time to hasten the demise of a fellow human. They don't have German efficiency for nothing.

That's true. I just never miss out on an opportunity to encourage kids to use drugs and have sex that they'll (hopefully) regret later.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:34
That's true. I just never miss out on an opportunity to encourage kids to use drugs and have sex that they'll (hopefully) regret later.

Drugs mean never having to remember. That, and facilitating double penetration...
Carnivorous Lickers
08-11-2006, 16:37
I dont know much about suicide or what leads people to it.

I always assumed that people that picked a stage like a building or bridge to jump from, dont really want to die- they want to be talked down, helped and get the attention they need.

The ones that just kill themselves in private with no warning- there is no way to help.

So- no- I cant see encouraging someone to kill themselves.

If she jumped and died, would the reality have set in to the ones encouraging it? Would they have been able to live with themselves afterward ? Especially when the same amount of effort could save?

Like I said-I hope they all got a taste and learned. And the ones that didnt got their clocks cleaned by some better, though less fortunate, humans.
Kanabia
08-11-2006, 16:37
1) What kind of fucking asshole teenagers were that?!

Normal ones, i'm afraid. A vivid memory from when I was younger is being encouraged to commit suicide whilst I was in a very poor mental state.

5) Then again, a good portion of NSG would probably be telling her to jump if they were the ones standing there.

That's my suspicion too.
The Waaaagh
08-11-2006, 16:37
OMG! DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT PEOPLE IN EUROPE ARE IDIOTS TO!
*runs off to some local sciency-looking building waving papers in the air and shouting 'Eureka'*

Seriously though, sounds like teenage idiots everywhere, because its cool to encourage people to do stupid things amoung a certain demographic. Or if one of your friends, who is cooler than you, does it first.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:39
OMG! DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT PEOPLE IN EUROPE ARE IDIOTS TO!

Too, honey. Too. We're idiots too.
Ifreann
08-11-2006, 16:39
Yay homeless Germans, boo teenage Germans.
Potarius
08-11-2006, 16:40
You say that as if you can't be doing Tina and the rest of the football team, and still find time to hasten the demise of a fellow human. They don't have German efficiency for nothing.

Maybe theywere taking turns doing Tina, shouting for the girl to jump to her death, and fighting the homeless at the same time?
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 16:41
Maybe theywere taking turns doing Tina, shouting for the girl to jump to her death, and fighting the homeless at the same time?

While high on crystal meth?
Potarius
08-11-2006, 16:41
While high on crystal meth?

I assumed that went without saying, but you can never be too safe here.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:42
Maybe theywere taking turns doing Tina, shouting for the girl to jump to her death, and fighting the homeless at the same time?

See, I cannot condone that unless they were punching the homeless in the neck while riding their asses, as well. As a European, I have certain standards when it comes to the large country to the South.
Utracia
08-11-2006, 16:42
Then again, a good portion of NSG would probably be telling her to jump if they were the ones standing there.

I certainly wouldn't.

*gives offended look*
Potarius
08-11-2006, 16:45
See, I cannot condone that unless they were punching the homeless in the neck while riding their asses, as well. As a European, I have certain standards when it comes to the large country to the South.

I'm sure some of the teenagers swung that way, so who's to say that a few of them weren't "riding the homeless" while punching them at the same time?

And doing meth. And coercing the girl to jump.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:45
While high on crystal meth?

Tina (aka crystal meth) has an infamous connection to sex. You wouldn't believe how long some guys can keep on pounding you when they're on it... then again, the anorgasmia is theirs and not yours, so what do you care? Just lay back and take it like a man.
Peepelonia
08-11-2006, 16:46
I dont know much about suicide or what leads people to it.

I always assumed that people that picked a stage like a building or bridge to jump from, dont really want to die- they want to be talked down, helped and get the attention they need.

The ones that just kill themselves in private with no warning- there is no way to help.

So- no- I cant see encouraging someone to kill themselves.

If she jumped and died, would the reality have set in to the ones encouraging it? Would they have been able to live with themselves afterward ? Especially when the same amount of effort could save?

Like I said-I hope they all got a taste and learned. And the ones that didnt got their clocks cleaned by some better, though less fortunate, humans.

Did anybody see that news report a few days back about us here(in the UK) having the worst teenagers in Euorpe?

It did make me laugh, I mean the criteria for what constetutes bad behaviour. Only the Scotish teenagers for example had a higher percentage than us for , ohh yes wait for it, wait for it......


Hanging around with their mates.


Hahahah come on, now hanging around with their mates? Ohhhh we must put a stop to that!:rolleyes:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-11-2006, 16:46
Normal ones, i'm afraid. A vivid memory from when I was younger is being encouraged to commit suicide whilst I was in a very poor mental state. http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie132/00001599.gif

I certainly wouldn't.

*gives offended look*
Hey, what are you implying? That I would?

*gives offended look, plus you the finger* :mad: :p


Nah, see where I said "a good portion"? Right there, you're excluded. *pats*
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:46
I'm sure some of the teenagers swung that way, so who's to say that a few of them weren't "riding the homeless" while punching them at the same time?

And doing meth. And coercing the girl to jump.

Now we're cooking. Throw in some Nazi uniforms and I do believe we will have got some quality porn in the making, right there.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-11-2006, 16:48
Now we're cooking. Throw in some Nazi uniforms and I do believe we will have got some quality porn in the making, right there.

unfortunately, it likely wouldnt stop there- someone would produce some poop at some point, early on.
Potarius
08-11-2006, 16:48
Tina (aka crystal meth) has an infamous connection to sex. You wouldn't believe how long some guys can keep on pounding you when they're on it... then again, the anorgasmia is theirs and not yours, so what do you care? Just lay back and take it like a man.

Oh, so Tina is a metaphor for crystal meth. The way my loopy mind is working this morning, I thought you were speaking of the german teenagers "doing" a cheerleader named Tina, as well as players on the football team.

I think I need a brain wipe.
Utracia
08-11-2006, 16:50
Hey, what are you implying? That I would?

*gives offended look, plus you the finger* :mad: :p


Nah, see where I said "a good portion"? Right there, you're excluded. *pats*

Hey, I'm tired. So I had a little overreaction. I'll go dunk my head in the sink to wake up and then come back with a clear head. :)

It is so nice though to see that the homeless are better with their morals then teenagers. Not a big surprise I suppose. :D
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 16:50
Tina (aka crystal meth) has an infamous connection to sex. You wouldn't believe how long some guys can keep on pounding you when they're on it... then again, the anorgasmia is theirs and not yours, so what do you care? Just lay back and take it like a man.

I think I'll pass on that. We've got reasonably priced cocaine and female escorts who advertise on theeroticreview over here. Sounds better to me than staying up for a week with some hairy man-ass.
Potarius
08-11-2006, 16:51
Now we're cooking. Throw in some Nazi uniforms and I do believe we will have got some quality porn in the making, right there.

Wouldn't that be the most fucked-up porn flick ever? :p
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 16:51
Oh, so Tina is a metaphor for crystal meth. The way my loopy mind is working this morning, I thought you were speaking of the german teenagers "doing" a cheerleader named Tina, as well as players on the football team.

I think I need a brain wipe.

Me too.
Ifreann
08-11-2006, 16:52
Wouldn't that be the most fucked-up porn flick ever? :p

Alas, no.
The Waaaagh
08-11-2006, 16:53
Too, honey. Too. We're idiots too.

Silence, peasant! I have no need of your Engrish!
*counts grant money*
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:54
Oh, so Tina is a metaphor for crystal meth. The way my loopy mind is working this morning, I thought you were speaking of the german teenagers "doing" a cheerleader named Tina, as well as players on the football team.
I think I need a brain wipe.

Oh, it has tonnes of names: Tweak, T, Bitch, Chrissy... my favourite is "bootie bumps," when you take the drug anally.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:55
I think I'll pass on that. We've got reasonably priced cocaine and female escorts who advertise on theeroticreview over here. Sounds better to me than staying up for a week with some hairy man-ass.

On crystal meth, you really won't care which gender the ass is - it's great for momentary "conversion."
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 16:56
On crystal meth, you really won't care which gender the ass is - it's great for momentary "conversion."

Thanks for the warning. You should do anti-drug ads.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:57
unfortunately, it likely wouldnt stop there- someone would produce some poop at some point, early on.

I resent that. Just because they are German doesn't mean... oh, who am I kiddin'? This would turn into a sheisse flick quicker than you can say "Pupsen-Sie mir ins Gesicht, bitte!"
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 16:59
Thanks for the warning. You should do anti-drug ads.

The more the lady doth protest, the better.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-11-2006, 17:00
I resent that. Just because they are German doesn't mean... oh, who am I kiddin'? This would turn into a sheisse flick quicker than you can say "Pupsen-Sie mir ins Gesicht, bitte!"

Scheiße, honey, not "sheisse". And what's with the hyphen?
Ifreann
08-11-2006, 17:03
Oh, it has tonnes of names: Tweak, T, Bitch, Chrissy... my favourite is "bootie bumps," when you take the drug anally.
"For all the good it's done me I may as well have shoved it up my ass"[/trainspotting]
Scheiße, honey, not "sheisse". And what's with the hyphen?

Same thing really.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-11-2006, 17:05
I resent that. Just because they are German doesn't mean... oh, who am I kiddin'? This would turn into a sheisse flick quicker than you can say "Pupsen-Sie mir ins Gesicht, bitte!"

and hopefully, everyone has been issued the desert rat goggles to protect their eyes.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 17:06
Scheiße, honey, not "sheisse".

In Swiss German one doesn't really care about the etset, or whatever it is called. One is allowed to replace it with "ss" at one's leisure. My German teacher was Swiss. :P

Also, I wrote it in an English context, hence no capitalisation of the common noun.

And what's with the hyphen?

It's just next to the right shift key.
Neesika
08-11-2006, 17:09
Hey, in Canada, teens KILL (http://www.canada.com/edmontonjournal/news/cityplus/story.html?id=0c1e3487-1668-4eb1-9b9e-58ded8600e42) homeless people.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 17:11
Hey, in Canada, teens KILL (http://www.canada.com/edmontonjournal/news/cityplus/story.html?id=0c1e3487-1668-4eb1-9b9e-58ded8600e42) homeless people.

Oh, pipe down, Canada. As usual, no one cares about you.
Ifreann
08-11-2006, 17:13
Hey, in Canada, teens KILL (http://www.canada.com/edmontonjournal/news/cityplus/story.html?id=0c1e3487-1668-4eb1-9b9e-58ded8600e42) homeless people.

In Soviet Russia, homeless people kill you!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-11-2006, 17:13
In Swiss German one doesn't really care about the etset, or whatever it is called. One is allowed to replace it with "ss" at one's leisure. My German teacher was Swiss. :P

Also, I wrote it in an English context, hence no capitalisation of the common noun.

Aw, come on, you can do better.
As for the rest - not even a story about how the Austrians never put the "c" in "sch" and your first lover was Austrian?

It's just next to the right shift key. Yes. And I guess it can get hard to resist, seeing how it's lying there all eager to be used, but, honey, sometimes you just have to. *pats*
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 17:13
Hey, in Canada, teens KILL (http://www.canada.com/edmontonjournal/news/cityplus/story.html?id=0c1e3487-1668-4eb1-9b9e-58ded8600e42) homeless people.

Well that's a buzz kill. It happens in the US too. Usually a gang of kids will attack a homeless guy while he's sleeping. Real tough guys, you know? There have been incidents where teens lit homeless guys on fire.http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CEED81E3AF93BA15750C0A964958260
Neesika
08-11-2006, 17:14
Oh, pipe down, Canada. As usual, no one cares about you.

Shut it Swedenorwafinlandian.
Neesika
08-11-2006, 17:14
In Soviet Russia, homeless people kill you!

I always love your Soviet Russia comments...they make my day:)
Neesika
08-11-2006, 17:16
Well that's a buzz kill. It happens in the US too. Usually a gang of kids will attack a homeless guy while he's sleeping. Real tough guys, you know? There have been incidents where teens lit homeless guys on fire.http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CEED81E3AF93BA15750C0A964958260

I always wonder...is it just an issue of 'easy target', or is it that these teens just don't value the lives of the homeless as much?
Ifreann
08-11-2006, 17:16
I always love your Soviet Russia comments...they make my day:)

My work here is done *disappears in a puff of multicoloured smoke*
ChuChuChuChu
08-11-2006, 17:17
I always wonder...is it just an issue of 'easy target', or is it that these teens just don't value the lives of the homeless as much?

I choose lack of respect for the value of their lives
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 17:18
I always wonder...is it just an issue of 'easy target', or is it that these teens just don't value the lives of the homeless as much?

Both? Who cares if a homeless guy gets set on fire or if you go around killing hookers? Nobody will investigate too deeply. They're not taxpayers. That line of thinking is common to the teenage sociopaths and to some serial killers.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 17:18
Aw, come on, you can do better.

I already did. Schweiz > Deutschland.

As for the rest - not even a story about how the Austrians never put the "c" in "sch" and your first German-speaking lover was Austrian?

If you're trying to insinuate that I have a Nazi fetish, that is something I have never denied. Nevertheless, doesn't take away from the fact that "ss" was perfectly correct, and oh, so appropriate.

Yes. And I guess it can get hard to resist, seeing how it's lying there all eager to be used, but, honey, sometimes you just have to. *pats*

Eager to be used, eager to be pressed at the same time as one is trying to capitalise "Sie," doesn't really matter. It's not like I made an orthographical error in French, or something.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 17:20
Shut it Swedenorwafinlandian.

There's that rapier hoser wit we keep hearing emanates from your flapping heads.
Carnivorous Lickers
08-11-2006, 17:22
Well that's a buzz kill. It happens in the US too. Usually a gang of kids will attack a homeless guy while he's sleeping. Real tough guys, you know? There have been incidents where teens lit homeless guys on fire.http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CEED81E3AF93BA15750C0A964958260

Those are the stories that come to mind when you started talking about the homeless. Setting sleeping homeless people on fire.

Nice service to your fellow man.

It never enters their mind to leave someone alone or make his day by giving him a $5.00 bill ?

No-if your luck has run out, your mind has mis-fired and you're sleeping in the park, I guess you deserve to be lit on fire.


I really hate people.
ChuChuChuChu
08-11-2006, 17:36
It never enters their mind to leave someone alone or make his day by giving him a $5.00 bill ?
.

There is the worry in many peoples minds though that if they do give money it might be used for alcohol, etc. I prefer buying food instead for homeless people. They're pretty convenient too when they're sitting outside kebab shops
Soviet Haaregrad
08-11-2006, 17:37
Drugs mean never having to remember. That, and facilitating double penetration...

Actually, ladies can do DP without meth... just a some lube for the pooper.
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 17:38
There is the worry in many peoples minds though that if they do give money it might be used for alcohol, etc. I prefer buying food instead for homeless people. They're pretty convenient too when they're sitting outside kebab shops

You know what? If the guy feels he needs a drink in his condition who am I to judge? Sometimes things are so bad you just need to get away from reality for a little while. Hell, I'm probably going to buy a drink with it anyway. Might as well get the homeless guy a bottle too.
ChuChuChuChu
08-11-2006, 17:41
You know what? If the guy feels he needs a drink in his condition who am I to judge? Sometimes things are so bad you just need to get away from reality for a little while. Hell, I'm probably going to buy a drink with it anyway. Might as well get the homeless guy a bottle too.

Yeah because things are gonna get much better for him when he prioritises alcohol over food. I wouldnt do that myself so why cant I choose that my money isnt used in that way. I'm not judging him for drinking but since its my money he's getting for nothing I reserve the right to choose how its used
Neesika
08-11-2006, 17:42
You know what? If the guy feels he needs a drink in his condition who am I to judge? Sometimes things are so bad you just need to get away from reality for a little while. Hell, I'm probably going to buy a drink with it anyway. Might as well get the homeless guy a bottle too.

Hallelujah! I hate that people think they have should have some moral control over what someone does with money they have given them. Once you give it up, shut up. How many non-homeless people go out and get absolutly shit-faced on a regular basis? No one says anything about that...what...cuz you have a home? Because somehow, drinking CAUSED the homelessness? Is that what people think? Then why, shit-faced non-homeless are you not out of a home AND a liver?
Drunk commies deleted
08-11-2006, 17:43
Yeah because things are gonna get much better for him when he prioritises alcohol over food. I wouldnt do that myself so why cant I choose that my money isnt used in that way. I'm not judging him for drinking but since its my money he's getting for nothing I reserve the right to choose how its used

Meh, your money your choice. His life, his choices.
Neesika
08-11-2006, 17:43
Yeah because things are gonna get much better for him when he prioritises alcohol over food. I wouldnt do that myself so why cant I choose that my money isnt used in that way. I'm not judging him for drinking but since its my money he's getting for nothing I reserve the right to choose how its used

I think you just like the idea of making someone else's choices for them. But I bet you hate it when the government does it to you, no?
ChuChuChuChu
08-11-2006, 17:44
Meh, your money your choice. His life, his choices.

Yeah pretty much :)
ChuChuChuChu
08-11-2006, 17:45
I think you just like the idea of making someone else's choices for them. But I bet you hate it when the government does it to you, no?

I like making choices about my own money and how it is used.
Neesika
08-11-2006, 17:49
I like making choices about my own money and how it is used.
It ceases to be your money once you give it to someone.
ChuChuChuChu
08-11-2006, 17:51
It ceases to be your money once you give it to someone.

I can give money with clauses. People can do it in their Will for example.
Vegan Nuts
08-11-2006, 18:01
ugh, this reminds me of one day while I was in high school. my school bus normally took the highway, but there was a detour - the detour gave us a good, close-up view of the reason for said detour - a jumper on one of the overpasses. half the fucking bus opened their windows and started screaming "jump!" - it was surreal to realize how incredibly cruel and stupid my classmates were. ugh.
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 18:05
Actually, ladies can do DP without meth... just a some lube for the pooper.

Where's the fun in lady DP?
German Nightmare
08-11-2006, 18:15
Where's the fun in lady DP?
B(o)(o)bies!
Fassigen
08-11-2006, 18:16
B(o)(o)bies!

No match for the ()*().
Ifreann
08-11-2006, 18:16
B(o)(o)bies!

Boobies are teh win.
Harlesburg
09-11-2006, 07:13
A brawl broke out between German teenagers and homeless people at the scene of an attempted suicide. A girl was threatening to jump from the top of a building. The teens were encouraging her to jump, and the homeless folks disapproved. Both groups got to fighting each other and the girl was talked down by the police.

Don't German teens have better things to do than encouraging suicide? Why can't they take up a hobby, like methamphetamine addiction or sexual promiscuity, or maybe both?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061107/od_nm/germany_suicide_dc_1
They used to have the Hitler Youth...

A week or 2 back i heard this story about some unruly thugs who tried to mug an old man, the Old man was a former Military man(British) and put the 3 of them on their arses.

The thugs were German or English, i can't remember.

If it is the former then it fits in with the topic nicely if it is the latter i guess just carry on...
Barbaric Tribes
09-11-2006, 07:25
Its not jsut German Teens, its pretty mush all of them.
Bitchkitten
09-11-2006, 07:39
You know what? If the guy feels he needs a drink in his condition who am I to judge? Sometimes things are so bad you just need to get away from reality for a little while. Hell, I'm probably going to buy a drink with it anyway. Might as well get the homeless guy a bottle too.
Only time I ever saw my Dad give a homeless guy money. The guy had a sign that said "Need money for beer." My Dad said "At least he's honest."