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Interesting day at school...you learn something creepier about the people in your class each day...this one was a paedophile day.

This conversation happened after school in the music department where my friends day works as a teacher.

Paedophile - "Whos the blonde chick?"
Friend - "Shes my little sister. Shes ten."
Paedophile - "Oh really, I thought she looked younger."

It could've just been a terrible joke but, he straddels the creepier side of romance. Example.

I Think i just met love

V1:
I was worried for you (baby)
You said all was fine
but behind those eyes
I know you lied

Ch:
When i saw you cry
I wanted to hold you tight
and I wished, and i wished
that you were mine
I think I just met love

V2:
Sorry, it's not you're fault (baby) x2
You're just so dam fine
and somewhere in time
it hit me blind

v3:
The only thing boys want is sex x2
But im no boy, girl
I think you deserve
Atleast a little respect

v4:
You were there for me (baby) x2
When i felt my lowest
You deserve the same
If not so much more.

Chorus(Keychange):
When i saw you cry
I wanted to hold you tight
and I wished, and i wished
that you were mine
I think I just met love

That was written about someone that I used to be a good friend with. Also, he seems to ignore reality. He told me that I had offended him and his friend who he claimed were "Leon" and "Andrew". Leon, hes the one that tackled the creepy guy into a wall after the creepy guy threw a spaz at me. Andrew is the girl who the creepy guy wrote a song about girl friend.

He seems to have a bloated ego...for an English assignment we had to create fictional charcters and my English teacher read the paedophiles out to the class. One of the lines (apart from most of them sounding suspciously like the guy) was "They should make a whole new grade for me."


I really don't know why I put this up here, but he and I have a strained "relationship" to say the least. And, any opinions, anyone?

I think Im at a total loss for what is happening here, your organization throws your intents and timeline into skew. If you think someone is a paedophile, do your best to avoid them and report any activity that violates yours or others rights to authorities.

"Andrew" is funny name for a girl.

Can anybody out there translate this for me?
I haven't a freakin' clue what he's on about.

I would like to contact his school, though, and make a complaint about his english teacher. That teacher ain't teaching him squat.

Welcome to the USA... Everyday is scary, so thats why the only significance holloween has to me is an excuse out of school (aka the zombie factory) I call it that because kids go in, dumber people go out.

Can anybody out there translate this for me?
I haven't a freakin' clue what he's on about.

I would like to contact his school, though, and make a complaint about his english teacher. That teacher ain't teaching him squat.

Thats what makes it fun.:)

This requires translation. Is the girl's name Andrew?

Generally, if you think someone is creepy, just stay away from them. If you think they're dangerous, then maybe you should talk to someone if it's really that bad.

Further, if he's a pedophile, he - legally - doesn't belong in a school. Or is he just weird and childish, without the actual, you know, child rape part. Hint: Immaturity doesn't suggest someone is a pervert, just a loser.

Further, if he's a pedophile, he - legally - doesn't belong in a school. Or is he just weird and childish, without the actual, you know, child rape part. Hint: Immaturity doesn't suggest someone is a pervert, just a loser.
In which case, suggest to him that he join NS.

wait...maybe he already has. Maybe it's MTAE!

In which case, suggest to him that he join NS.

wait...maybe he already has. Maybe it's MTAE!

Haha, you made my day.

Paedophile - "Whos the blonde chick?"
Friend - "Shes my little sister. Shes ten."
Paedophile - "Oh really, I thought she looked younger."
*incoherrent babbling*
PWND!

Can anybody out there translate this for me?
I haven't a freakin' clue what he's on about.

I would like to contact his school, though, and make a complaint about his english teacher. That teacher ain't teaching him squat.

I think he's annoyed cos some guy wanted to know who his sister was and does better than him in English.

I think he's annoyed cos some guy wanted to know who his sister was and does better than him in English.

PWND!

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/batmanowned.jpg

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/batmanowned.jpg

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I would like to contact his school, though, and make a complaint about his english teacher. That teacher ain't teaching him squat.

Heheh Cheers for that DH, that made me giggle!

*snip*

You had to know I was gonna use that pic. ;)

You had to know I was gonna use that pic. ;)

Nah, I didn't see that anyone had said pwn/owned. I would have used it if I had seen someone say it first.

Nah, I didn't see that anyone had said pwn/owned. I would have used it if I had seen someone say it first.

Well, it was gonna be either that one or this one:

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/pwned3.jpg

I figured the other was more appropriate to the subject at hand. ;)

Well, it was gonna be either that one or this one:

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/pwned3.jpg

I figured the other was more appropriate to the subject at hand. ;)

Excellent. Yet another pic of hilarity to add to my album.

Hey OP. The name of your nation always looks like Chlamydia Pie at first glance to me.

Nothing wrong with being a pedophile. It's being a child molester there's something wrong with.

Excellent. Yet another pic of hilarity to add to my album.


There's a reason I was once called the Uber-God of All Spam Pics... ;)

There's a reason I was once called the Uber-God of All Spam Pics... ;)

Could it be because you were the Uber-God of All Spam Pics?

Could it be because you were the Uber-God of All Spam Pics?

Were?

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Were?

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/spockshitting.jpg

I just keeps getting better and better :D.

I just keeps getting better and better :D.

Now that I have you under my power...

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/sleep.jpg

Hey OP. The name of your nation always looks like Chlamydia Pie at first glance to me.
That was the first thing that came across my mind too.
Sick Bastards.