NationStates Jolt Archive


Ted Haggard Haiku

Zeeksla
08-11-2006, 01:13
This is my anemic attempt (http://freshbrainz.blogspot.com/2006/11/ted-haggard-haiku.html).

Do better?
Minaris
08-11-2006, 01:17
The quill, the rage
lyric rampage
word up?



:p

Guess where it's from and you get a cookie! (Must provide link)
Zeeksla
08-11-2006, 01:31
The quill, the rage
lyric rampage
word up?



:p

Guess where it's from and you get a cookie! (Must provide link)

This here (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/rampage)?

Google is your friend ;)
Minaris
08-11-2006, 01:41
This here (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/rampage)?

Google is your friend ;)

*presents a cookie to Zeeksla*
New Mitanni
08-11-2006, 01:50
Buggered a teen page
Stayed in Congress many years
Must be Gerry Studds!
Minaris
08-11-2006, 01:52
Had sex with page
06 rampage
big and holey
look, it's Mark Foley!
Zeeksla
08-11-2006, 02:08
Had sex with page
06 rampage
big and holey
look, it's Mark Foley!

Bravo!

*claps*

Thanks for the cookie.

*munches* :D
Minaris
08-11-2006, 02:10
Bravo!

*claps*

Thanks for the cookie.

*munches* :D

Thanks and you're welcome.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-11-2006, 02:30
Haikus are so gay;
It seems so is Ted Haggard.
Only huge nerds care about syllable counts anyway.
Zeeksla
08-11-2006, 02:42
Haikus are so gay;
It seems so is Ted Haggard.
Only huge nerds care about syllable counts anyway.

Haikus may be gay

But Ted is far from happy

Such contradictions. :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-11-2006, 02:54
Haikus may be gay

But Ted is far from happy

Such contradictions. :D
You suck monkey-toes!
It seems so does Ted Haggard.
That was just lazy.
Zeeksla
08-11-2006, 03:04
You suck monkey-toes!
It seems so does Ted Haggard.
That was just lazy.

Double entendres

Are so fricking infectious

Man! Who dropped the soap?