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http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/05/cheney.hunting/index.html

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I don't want to be the one to tell him that the republicans lost control of the Senate that day. :p

Its not safe to dress as a lawyer right now, is it?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/05/cheney.hunting/index.html

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I don't want to be the one to tell him that the republicans lost control of the Senate that day. :p
Now should we lampoon Jenney's Got a Gun or The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun? Decisions, decisions, decisions... ;)

Hooooo - It was election night in my country
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Cheney was Vice President

With apologies to Julie Brown...

They actually allow that man near guns after he shot someone in the face?

I am sure the same would apply to me or any other Joe on the street.:rolleyes:

The original Cheney's Got A Gun (http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/downloads/cheneyvid.asp) video

They actually allow that man near guns after he shot someone in the face?

I am sure the same would apply to me or any other Joe on the street.:rolleyes:

Yes, but how many of us are masterful enough to shoot someone & then have the VICTIM apologize to US for US shooting HIM?

Not many, I'd venture.

Now should we lampoon Jenney's Got a Gun or The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun? Decisions, decisions, decisions... ;)

Cheney's Got A Gun

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
The whole hunt's come undone
From shootin' lawyers for fun.
What that lawyer do?
Did Cheney say, 'You're through'?
They said when Cheney was questioned
they found him giggling as though insane
But lawyers have it comin' Now that Cheney's got a gun
quail hunts will never be the same.

:D

The original Cheney's Got A Gun (http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/downloads/cheneyvid.asp) video

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Blast! I worked hard on those lyrics. I hope mine are better.

*starts loading the video*

Watched it. Not bad. i think with my input, it could have been even better. :)

http://www.nataliedee.com/110606/at-least-he-is-not-the-president.jpg

Funny story, one of my rommates if from Pierre. I've already started giving crap about Cheney shooting his family up because he mistaked them for a flock of birds. :D I lovem e.

All I want to know is who is going with him? I mean... would you?

All I want to know is who is going with him? I mean... would you?

Only if I had a bulletproof ... helmet.

I would go with him, then he would shoot me, and I would sue him, and he would settle out of court for large sums of money, and I would never have to work another day of my life!

I would go with him, then he would shoot me, and I would sue him, and he would settle out of court for large sums of money, and I would never have to work another day of my life!

They were hunting quail before. What if they're hunting deer this time? :p

Oh his political director Mel Raines is going with him and keeping tabs on the elections. You can imagine that conversation:

Cheney: Any Democrats get in yet??

Raines: No! No Democrats! All Republicans! Dear God... they're all Republicans... i swear... i have children...

They were hunting quail before. What if they're hunting deer this time? :p

Then at least I get to haunt him and his children, and his children children, and his children children children and so on.

Time to dig out "Dick Cheynee's Got a Gun" by Bob Rivers.

The Bob Rivers Show Parody Song Takes Aim at Cheney
CHENEY'S GOT A GUN
(A Parody of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got a Gun)
Produced by The Bob Rivers Show

Dick Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
He's squintin' in the Texas sun
What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?

They said when Cheney goes To Texas
You'll find him huntin' fish and game
His buddy had it comin'
Cuz when Cheney's got a gun
He's just not that good at takin' aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's shot someone
Cindy Sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns
Tell him that the war's not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He tracked a little bitty birdy
Hopin' to blow out its brains
They say the spell that he gets under
From double barrel thunder
Makes his eyes pop out like he's insane

Run away, run away from the Vice President
Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee-ay-ee-nee

Dick Cheney's got a gun
Cindy Sheehan better run
He a weapon of mass destruction

Its not safe to dress as a lawyer right now, is it?
Has it ever been?

If it were up to me to tell him the news, i'd make sure he had a cell phone with him and just call in the results.



from the next state

If it were up to me to tell him the news, i'd make sure he had a cell phone with him and just call in the results.



from the next state
That close? I'd make sure I was in a country with which America doesn't have an extradition treaty...

That close? I'd make sure I was in a country with which America doesn't have an extradition treaty...

I'd give him the news in person, but I'd dress up as a quail. He'd never hit me.

Yes, but how many of us are masterful enough to shoot someone & then have the VICTIM apologize to US for US shooting HIM?

Not many, I'd venture.

That is what sux about politics... that and the manner in which politics campaigns, but that is a nonissue here...

Cheney should be in jail/out $$$, regardless of wat job he has.

Oh his political director Mel Raines is going with him and keeping tabs on the elections. You can imagine that conversation:

Cheney: Any Democrats get in yet??

Raines: No! No Democrats! All Republicans! Dear God... they're all Republicans... i swear... i have children...

Quality.