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Hello all! I remember a thread by Wilgrove about how a fundy chick was trying to use sex to destroy his life and shake his faith in the name of religion. Fundies claim to be christian and how they aren't corrupt. They condemn homosexuals and such to hell but they use sex on crusades. Before I read that thread I though my case was the only time a fundy ever used flirticious and defaming techniques to destroy somebody in the name of religion. And now I know they tried it on Wilgrove. And I as a christian is upset because ALL Christians are getting blamed and persecuted for THEIR twisted version of faith. I ask all who want to stop this opression to join the Organization Against Corrupt Fundies and brainstorm ways to uncover the true christians from the sick ones that enjoy using God as an excuse to bring misery into other's lives. We are the freedom fighters against this scourge!

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*ahem*

You used a gun smilie on the first post. Let this be a learning experience.

As fun as that sounds, I think I'd rather eat tacos.

*munches on a taco*

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You used a gun smilie on the first post. Let this be a learning experience.

Well I'm kinda pissed at corrupt fundies, maybe I won't go after them with a gun but they've declared a war on words against us we need some way of fighting back.

Plus I remember what they've done to me, and heard, seen what they've done/doing to other people.

Well I'm kinda pissed at corrupt fundies, maybe I won't go after them with a gun but they've declared a war on words against us we need some way of fighting back.

Plus I remember what they've done to me, and heard, seen what they've done/doing to other people.

What the hell kind of christian are you?!? :mad:

Turn the other frickin' cheek, man!

;)

What the hell kind of christian are you?!? :mad:

Turn the other frickin' cheek, man!

;)

Amen.

How is La casa del Goofballs? Everyone ok, I assume?

Amen.

How is La casa del Goofballs? Everyone ok, I assume?

Quite well, thanks. Unfortunately, my wife doesn't handle lack of sleep as well as I do(I don't sleep much), and she's the only one with breasts. Kind of makes me the fifth wheel at two in the morning. :p

Originally Posted by Lunatic Goofballs
What the hell kind of christian are you?!?

Turn the other frickin' cheek, man!



They're destroying people's souls and brainwashing people, how do you expect to convert someone who has became their mindless drone. And didn't Jesus tell us to tell the truth to people who have been lied to or victimized by these liars?! We must protect people from their lies and tell them the truth! Thus a resistance against them is justified.

They're destroying people's souls and brainwashing people, how do you expect to convert someone who has became their mindless drone. And didn't Jesus tell us to tell the truth to people who have been lied to or victimized by these liars?! We must protect people from their lies and tell them the truth! Thus a resistance against them is justified.

You sound like them. Calm down. Have a taco. *offers you a taco* :)

You sound like them. Calm down. Have a taco. *offers you a taco*

How do I sound like them? And what kind of taco is it? :p

How do I sound like them? And what kind of taco is it? :p

"They're destroying people's souls and brainwashing people, how do you expect to convert someone who has became their mindless drone."

" And didn't Jesus tell us to tell the truth to people who have been lied to or victimized by these liars?!"

and most of all,
"We must protect people from their lies and tell them the truth!"

And they're soft tacos with beef, lettuce tomatoes, guacamole and cheese. :)

I'm joining this Alliance.

I'm joining this Alliance.

Thank you.

And they're soft tacos with beef, lettuce tomatoes, guacamole and cheese.

Sorry I'm not much of a beef and guacomole guy.

I'll take the soft taco.

I'll take the soft taco.

*hands you a taco* :)

*hands you a taco* :)

yay! :D

I WANT A TACO! Also, fundies are often hot.

Would anyone else like to join? http://www.marketingvox.com/uploads/Uncle%20Sam%20Privacy.jpg

I WANT A TACO! Also, fundies are often hot.

I have plenty for everybody. :)

*hands you a taco*

Tacos, like God always loves you. Even if He occasionally cracks and spills a mess into your lap. :)

I have plenty for everybody. :)

*hands you a taco*

Tacos, like God always loves you. Even if He occasionally cracks and spills a mess into your lap. :)

YAY! Also, I'm tempted to sig that. It's all philosophical!

I WANT A TACO! Also, fundies are often hot.

Hot but traitorous, and thats what makes corrupt fundies dangerous... They are using their bodies as traps of destruction and certain doom for non fundies (aka infidels) As Wilgrove and I well know thus proving my point.

Hot but traitorous, and thats what makes fundies dangerous... They are using their bodies as traps of destruction and certain doom for non fundies (aka infidels) As Wilgrove and I well know thus proving my point.

So? I can still feel the urge to defile them after a long and intricate seduction and then dump them right?:D

As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass. :D

So? I can still feel the urge to defile them after a long and intricate seduction and then dump them right?

If you can...Their legs are like bear traps, they latch on then devestate you before you can back out:eek: By the time you break free they've taken your dignity...:(

YAY! Also, I'm tempted to sig that. It's all philosophical!

I'm no Jean-Paul Sartre, but I'm deep too. :)

As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass. :D

HAHA! :p

HAHA! :p

Hell I'll do it if paid the right amount.

As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass. :D

Does the guy have to be gay or just open minded, cause I'll do it and squeeze his ass.

If you can...Their legs are like bear traps, they latch on then devestate you before you can back out:eek: By the time you break free they've taken your dignity...:(
I have no dignity, see above post.

As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass. :D

I'm not gay, but I'll do it. :)

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Originally Posted by Wilgrove
As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass.


Does the guy have to be gay or just open minded, cause I'll do it and squeeze his ass.


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Originally Posted by South Lizasauria
If you can...Their legs are like bear traps, they latch on then devestate you before you can back out By the time you break free they've taken your dignity...

I have no dignity, see above post.

Looks like your somewhat safe... But you never know when they have some other defileing trick up their sleeve...

Looks like your somewhat safe... But you never know when they have some other defileing trick up their sleeve...

I've read part of the Quran, I'll quote it and make them think they fell for a Jihadist. :D

and of course, this molestation of a fundie will be caught on tape, and distributed world wide over the internet and DVD sales!

Fundies Gone Wild!

and of course, this molestation of a fundie will be caught on tape, and distributed world wide over the internet and DVD sales!

Fundies Gone Wild!

No. Then they have proof you did it and you can't play the puritan victimized by the harlot.

No. Then they have proof you did it and you can't play the puritan victimized by the harlot.

Yea, but comon how deep can the fundies pockets be? Well Pat Robertson did have that diamond mine operation.....

No. Then they have proof you did it and you can't play the puritan victimized by the harlot.

*nods sagely*

"The Kingdom Of God is Within You" by Tolstoy is an excellent book on this subject. I don't agree with him about everything, but he makes some resoundingly wonderful points.

I hear there's tacos here, any left?

Welp, first things first, lets brainstorm ways to defend ourselves from their attacks social or otherwise.

I'm not joining because I'm busy enough already but I think proving them wrong everytime they try this stuff would be really useful, especially if you prove them a liar in public.

Welp, first things first, lets brainstorm ways to defend ourselves from their attacks social or otherwise.

Well first we need to have the back bone to stand up for what we believe in, and let the Fundies know that they can't push us around.

Well first we need to have the back bone to stand up for what we believe in, and let the Fundies know that they can't push us around.

That sounds good.:) But even with the backbone they will still find ways. I used to go to a fundy baptist school and they actually told people in chappel "Some non-christians (they see Catholics as non-christian) are willing to stand up for their beliefs and we must be prepared to counter that" Judging from past expiereince they will use techniques for weakening and destroying that backbone to stand up for our beliefs. Thus we must be prepared for any "counters" they may attempt.

That sounds good.:) But even with the backbone they will still find ways. I used to go to a fundy baptist school and they actually told people in chappel "Some non-christians (they see Catholics as non-christian) are willing to stand up for their beliefs and we must be prepared to counter that" Judging from past expiereince they will use techniques for weakening and destroying that backbone to stand up for our beliefs. Thus we must be prepared for any "counters" they may attempt.

Hmm, what are their tactics?

I hear there's tacos here, any left?

Always. *hands you a taco*

:)

Always. *hands you a taco*

:)

Huzzah, tacos for breakfast!

As fun as that sounds, I think I'd rather eat tacos.

*munches on a taco*

Good plan.

Finally a Christian has convinced me of something. :fluffle:

PS: Good luck with the new mini-Goofball.

Good plan.

Finally a Christian has convinced me of something. :fluffle:

PS: Good luck with the new mini-Goofball.

It's micro- and nano-goofballs, there's two of them.

That sounds good.:) But even with the backbone they will still find ways. I used to go to a fundy baptist school and they actually told people in chappel "Some non-christians (they see Catholics as non-christian) are willing to stand up for their beliefs and we must be prepared to counter that" Judging from past expiereince they will use techniques for weakening and destroying that backbone to stand up for our beliefs. Thus we must be prepared for any "counters" they may attempt.

I go to such a school now. Suddenly your motivation for this thread is clear. ;)

I go to such a school now. Suddenly your motivation for this thread is clear. ;)

What do you mean by that?:confused:

*cough* Fundies try to make their enemies look like they're doing stuff they're not *cough*

What do you mean by that?:confused:

*cough* Fundies try to make their enemies look like they're doing stuff they're not *cough*

I'm just tired of all the logical fallicies.

I go to such a school now. Suddenly your motivation for this thread is clear.

I'm just tired of all the logical fallicies.

Prove they're false! And what do you think my motivation is? And the fundy baptist school I went to was corrupt I wasn't saying yours was, the fact that you were quick to defend a school I didn't accuse is making me suspicious...

Hmm, what are their tactics?

Tactics they used at that school included:

*putting large amounts of stress onto someone and try their best to hide it, eventually they'll say the person isn't thinking positivly because he/she is of the wrong religion.

*Being manipulative to their children from birth

*(as mentioned before) Using sex to manipulate someone because human beings become weak willed when under the influece of their own hormones.

*(I've actually found subliminal messages in some logos and textbooks and other propaganda) Using an exorbitant amount of propaganda on ayone who comes near. (to counter this state why they're wrong and reject the propaganda)

*Staring everyone down so that you feel inferior and don't want to stand up for your beleifs. (to counter this either ovoid eye-contact or stare them down better ;) )

*Peer pressure and being horrible to someone until they convert.

*Trying to sound righteous to make you feel guilty (many of the tactics in this catagory are based on making you feel in the wrong and making you think they're right)
This usually involves attacking your character or reputaion so that only by joining them can you get it back (note: many corrupt fundies are very nosy so they can do this, to counter this particular move feed them false but beleivable info so they won't lable you a liar)

*(here's one we always hear) Spreading lies about other religions, groups and organizations just because they aren't of their religion.

Here's the scary thing, they synchronise these tactics for their cause which means that some tactics are added together. The one with sex usually gets people (men especially) to spill their guts thus giving them a feel for the character they're about to slander. And they evolved their tactics at that school whenever somone came up with a counter they found out about.

As the first operation of the OACF Ican embark on a recon mission to find out more of their tactics.

Have anything besides tacos? :confused:

Have anything besides tacos? :confused:

What would you like? Here at OACF Alliance, we have an unlimited kitchen!

What would you like? Here at OACF Alliance, we have an unlimited kitchen!

Got beer? :p

Got beer? :p

*toss you a cold one*

I prefer to defend myself from fundies the old fashioned way: I scare them shitless.

I prefer to defend myself from fundies the old fashioned way: I scare them shitless.

LOL! :p

LOL! It looks like shepmagens murdered this thread. No one posts here except to get food :p *chugs the entire bottle within seconds* Another please....

LOL! It looks like shepmagens murdered this thread. No one posts here except to get food *chugs the entire bottle within seconds* Another please....

Grrr....what does he think my motives are, I stated my motives already, and it was at that corrupt fundy school where the harlot screwed me over. So my motives are not questionable. If this thread is murdered then I have no choice bt to turn this thread into a restraunt...

Menu:
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Taco's -$5
Beer-$5

And they're soft tacos with beef, lettuce tomatoes, guacamole and cheese. :)
Can I have a taco with fake meat please? (Hard shell)

Can I have a taco with fake meat please? (Hard shell)

Ask the cook. :rolleyes:

You know what we could do, to really strike a blow to the fundies? Force them out of the Republican party, and how do we do this, eh we just bring back the Goldwater Conservatives!

How do we do that? The democrats might think we're some sort of desperate republican attempt to regain office. :rolleyes:

How do we do that? The democrats might think we're some sort of desperate republican attempt to regain office. :rolleyes:

Start a Goldwater Conservative movement.

Whats a Goldwater conservative?:confused:

Whats a Goldwater conservative?:confused:

John Mc. Cain shares the same political ideology with Barry Goldwater.

Ok lets do it.

Prove they're false! And what do you think my motivation is? And the fundy baptist school I went to was corrupt I wasn't saying yours was, the fact that you were quick to defend a school I didn't accuse is making me suspicious...

Tired of the school's fallacies silly. I respect what you're doing, I'm just too lazy to join.

Apologies... I misinterpreted...:(

LOL! It looks like shepmagens murdered this thread. No one posts here except to get food :p *chugs the entire bottle within seconds* Another please....

I do have that tendency, though I might rwessurect it for no reason several months hence.

LOL! *puts this thread on intovenous feeding* ;)

I suggest we (and by we, I mean you) throw Quran quotes at them. Whenever they prattle on about Islam being about murder quote this. Once you remove the fear that is causing many Americans to cling to them, they will fall from power.

[2.62] Surely those who believe, and those who are Jews, and the Christians, and the Sabians, whoever believes in Allah and the Last day and does good, they shall have their reward from their Lord, and there is no fear for them, nor shall they grieve.

Can't do that. They'd report me to the government as a terrorist. I'm planning to pretend to be ofa religion based on one of my geeky firends. :p

I'll call it Vogelism and everytime I hear guitar music in front of them I'll bow in the direction of my friend's house and start sounding like I'm praying.

Can't do that. They'd report me to the government as a terrorist. I'm planning to pretend to be ofa religion based on one of my geeky firends. :p

They can't report... ^remembers patriot act* er... yeah something like that'll do. Or say you worship God, and you worship man, because man is God.:p

No I'll say that I worship God and that my geeky friend is a prophet. That will really piss them off because the people at that one corrupt school hate him worse than they hate me. :D

No I'll say that I worship God and that my geeky friend is a prophet. That will really piss them off because the people at that one corrupt school hate him worse than they hate me. :D

NO! Not God, Goddess. *evil laugh*

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...Plus I remember what they've done to me, and heard, seen what they've done/doing to other people.

"Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."

Jesus being quoted in Matthew 5:38-39. Note though that "resist not evil" most probably, considering what the rest of the Bible says, does not mean do nothing about evil but more likely means do not retaliate.

"Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God" Jesus being quoted in Matthew 5:9 (incidentally Matthew 5 improves/replaces some aspects of the law of Moses).

They're destroying people's souls and brainwashing people, how do you expect to convert someone who has became their mindless drone. And didn't Jesus tell us to tell the truth to people who have been lied to or victimized by these liars?! We must protect people from their lies and tell them the truth! Thus a resistance against them is justified. [emphasis added]

Yes it is. But a non-violent one.

Otherwise we end up going back in time to where some (not all) so-called muslims are at today: that using violence is fine in many many circumstances when defending a religion.

someone may have already said this or something similar, but I think the best way to deal with 'fundies' is quite simple: We stand up for what we believe, and make a stand when people attribute things to Christianity when they are not actually from Christianity.

someone may have already said this or something similar, but I think the best way to deal with 'fundies' is quite simple: We stand up for what we believe, and make a stand when people attribute things to Christianity when they are not actually from Christianity.

Yes I plan on keepingit non-violent, this war is only one of words. My plan is not only to stick up for my beleifs but to defend others as well. If they're going to socially attack us, we must team up and stand up for our beliefs and prevent them from tainting the weak, the vulnerable and the unsuspecting. I second Mutiland's notion.

Another beer please:confused: *waves empty bottle*

How come not that many are joining? :confused:

Hello all! I remember a thread by Wilgrove about how a fundy chick was trying to use sex to destroy his life and shake his faith in the name of religion. Fundies claim to be christian and how they aren't corrupt. They condemn homosexuals and such to hell but they use sex on crusades. Before I read that thread I though my case was the only time a fundy ever used flirticious and defaming techniques to destroy somebody in the name of religion. And now I know they tried it on Wilgrove. And I as a christian is upset because ALL Christians are getting blamed and persecuted for THEIR twisted version of faith. I ask all who want to stop this opression to join the Organization Against Corrupt Fundies and brainstorm ways to uncover the true christians from the sick ones that enjoy using God as an excuse to bring misery into other's lives. We are the freedom fighters against this scourge!

i'm quite happy remaing in the OAF thank you.

Reconaissance...your alchy look is scaring people away from the kitchen! :p

*burp* Sorry...*grabs another beer*

Here's an important issue for the OACF. Freeing those who were lied to. Does anyone know how to undo the brainwash these corrupt monsters who hijack our religions did?

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