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OACF alliance[attn anti-fundies]

South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 05:51
Hello all! I remember a thread by Wilgrove about how a fundy chick was trying to use sex to destroy his life and shake his faith in the name of religion. Fundies claim to be christian and how they aren't corrupt. They condemn homosexuals and such to hell but they use sex on crusades. Before I read that thread I though my case was the only time a fundy ever used flirticious and defaming techniques to destroy somebody in the name of religion. And now I know they tried it on Wilgrove. And I as a christian is upset because ALL Christians are getting blamed and persecuted for THEIR twisted version of faith. I ask all who want to stop this opression to join the Organization Against Corrupt Fundies and brainstorm ways to uncover the true christians from the sick ones that enjoy using God as an excuse to bring misery into other's lives. We are the freedom fighters against this scourge!
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 06:18
bump
Anglachel and Anguirel
06-11-2006, 06:20
*ahem*

You used a gun smilie on the first post. Let this be a learning experience.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2006, 06:20
As fun as that sounds, I think I'd rather eat tacos.

*munches on a taco*
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 06:37
*ahem*

You used a gun smilie on the first post. Let this be a learning experience.

Well I'm kinda pissed at corrupt fundies, maybe I won't go after them with a gun but they've declared a war on words against us we need some way of fighting back.

Plus I remember what they've done to me, and heard, seen what they've done/doing to other people.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2006, 07:06
Well I'm kinda pissed at corrupt fundies, maybe I won't go after them with a gun but they've declared a war on words against us we need some way of fighting back.

Plus I remember what they've done to me, and heard, seen what they've done/doing to other people.

What the hell kind of christian are you?!? :mad:

Turn the other frickin' cheek, man!

;)
Katganistan
06-11-2006, 07:08
What the hell kind of christian are you?!? :mad:

Turn the other frickin' cheek, man!

;)

Amen.

How is La casa del Goofballs? Everyone ok, I assume?
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2006, 07:11
Amen.

How is La casa del Goofballs? Everyone ok, I assume?

Quite well, thanks. Unfortunately, my wife doesn't handle lack of sleep as well as I do(I don't sleep much), and she's the only one with breasts. Kind of makes me the fifth wheel at two in the morning. :p
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 07:18
Originally Posted by Lunatic Goofballs
What the hell kind of christian are you?!?

Turn the other frickin' cheek, man!



They're destroying people's souls and brainwashing people, how do you expect to convert someone who has became their mindless drone. And didn't Jesus tell us to tell the truth to people who have been lied to or victimized by these liars?! We must protect people from their lies and tell them the truth! Thus a resistance against them is justified.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2006, 07:20
They're destroying people's souls and brainwashing people, how do you expect to convert someone who has became their mindless drone. And didn't Jesus tell us to tell the truth to people who have been lied to or victimized by these liars?! We must protect people from their lies and tell them the truth! Thus a resistance against them is justified.

You sound like them. Calm down. Have a taco. *offers you a taco* :)
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 07:33
You sound like them. Calm down. Have a taco. *offers you a taco*

How do I sound like them? And what kind of taco is it? :p
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2006, 07:38
How do I sound like them? And what kind of taco is it? :p

"They're destroying people's souls and brainwashing people, how do you expect to convert someone who has became their mindless drone."

" And didn't Jesus tell us to tell the truth to people who have been lied to or victimized by these liars?!"

and most of all,
"We must protect people from their lies and tell them the truth!"

And they're soft tacos with beef, lettuce tomatoes, guacamole and cheese. :)
Wilgrove
06-11-2006, 07:38
I'm joining this Alliance.
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 07:43
I'm joining this Alliance.

Thank you.

And they're soft tacos with beef, lettuce tomatoes, guacamole and cheese.

Sorry I'm not much of a beef and guacomole guy.
Wilgrove
06-11-2006, 07:48
I'll take the soft taco.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2006, 07:50
I'll take the soft taco.

*hands you a taco* :)
Wilgrove
06-11-2006, 07:50
*hands you a taco* :)

yay! :D
Free shepmagans
06-11-2006, 07:57
I WANT A TACO! Also, fundies are often hot.
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 07:59
Would anyone else like to join? http://www.marketingvox.com/uploads/Uncle%20Sam%20Privacy.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2006, 07:59
I WANT A TACO! Also, fundies are often hot.

I have plenty for everybody. :)

*hands you a taco*

Tacos, like God always loves you. Even if He occasionally cracks and spills a mess into your lap. :)
Free shepmagans
06-11-2006, 08:01
I have plenty for everybody. :)

*hands you a taco*

Tacos, like God always loves you. Even if He occasionally cracks and spills a mess into your lap. :)

YAY! Also, I'm tempted to sig that. It's all philosophical!
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 08:03
I WANT A TACO! Also, fundies are often hot.

Hot but traitorous, and thats what makes corrupt fundies dangerous... They are using their bodies as traps of destruction and certain doom for non fundies (aka infidels) As Wilgrove and I well know thus proving my point.
Free shepmagans
06-11-2006, 08:07
Hot but traitorous, and thats what makes fundies dangerous... They are using their bodies as traps of destruction and certain doom for non fundies (aka infidels) As Wilgrove and I well know thus proving my point.

So? I can still feel the urge to defile them after a long and intricate seduction and then dump them right?:D
Wilgrove
06-11-2006, 08:09
As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass. :D
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 08:10
So? I can still feel the urge to defile them after a long and intricate seduction and then dump them right?

If you can...Their legs are like bear traps, they latch on then devestate you before you can back out:eek: By the time you break free they've taken your dignity...:(
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2006, 08:10
YAY! Also, I'm tempted to sig that. It's all philosophical!

I'm no Jean-Paul Sartre, but I'm deep too. :)
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 08:11
As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass. :D

HAHA! :p
Wilgrove
06-11-2006, 08:12
HAHA! :p

Hell I'll do it if paid the right amount.
Free shepmagans
06-11-2006, 08:12
As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass. :D

Does the guy have to be gay or just open minded, cause I'll do it and squeeze his ass.

If you can...Their legs are like bear traps, they latch on then devestate you before you can back out:eek: By the time you break free they've taken your dignity...:(
I have no dignity, see above post.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-11-2006, 08:13
As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass. :D

I'm not gay, but I'll do it. :)
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 08:13
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilgrove
As the first order of OACF Alliance, I suggest we hire a gay guy to go up to Fred Phelps naked, and hug him, we will give him bonus if he grinds against Mr. Phelps and grab his ass.


Does the guy have to be gay or just open minded, cause I'll do it and squeeze his ass.


Quote:
Originally Posted by South Lizasauria
If you can...Their legs are like bear traps, they latch on then devestate you before you can back out By the time you break free they've taken your dignity...

I have no dignity, see above post.

Looks like your somewhat safe... But you never know when they have some other defileing trick up their sleeve...
Free shepmagans
06-11-2006, 08:14
Looks like your somewhat safe... But you never know when they have some other defileing trick up their sleeve...

I've read part of the Quran, I'll quote it and make them think they fell for a Jihadist. :D
Wilgrove
06-11-2006, 08:15
and of course, this molestation of a fundie will be caught on tape, and distributed world wide over the internet and DVD sales!

Fundies Gone Wild!
Free shepmagans
06-11-2006, 08:17
and of course, this molestation of a fundie will be caught on tape, and distributed world wide over the internet and DVD sales!

Fundies Gone Wild!

No. Then they have proof you did it and you can't play the puritan victimized by the harlot.
Wilgrove
06-11-2006, 08:19
No. Then they have proof you did it and you can't play the puritan victimized by the harlot.

Yea, but comon how deep can the fundies pockets be? Well Pat Robertson did have that diamond mine operation.....
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 08:19
No. Then they have proof you did it and you can't play the puritan victimized by the harlot.

*nods sagely*
Vegan Nuts
06-11-2006, 09:36
"The Kingdom Of God is Within You" by Tolstoy is an excellent book on this subject. I don't agree with him about everything, but he makes some resoundingly wonderful points.
Ifreann
06-11-2006, 11:52
I hear there's tacos here, any left?
South Lizasauria
08-11-2006, 06:13
Welp, first things first, lets brainstorm ways to defend ourselves from their attacks social or otherwise.
Reconaissance Ilsands
08-11-2006, 08:19
I'm not joining because I'm busy enough already but I think proving them wrong everytime they try this stuff would be really useful, especially if you prove them a liar in public.
Wilgrove
08-11-2006, 08:26
Welp, first things first, lets brainstorm ways to defend ourselves from their attacks social or otherwise.

Well first we need to have the back bone to stand up for what we believe in, and let the Fundies know that they can't push us around.
South Lizasauria
08-11-2006, 08:40
Well first we need to have the back bone to stand up for what we believe in, and let the Fundies know that they can't push us around.

That sounds good.:) But even with the backbone they will still find ways. I used to go to a fundy baptist school and they actually told people in chappel "Some non-christians (they see Catholics as non-christian) are willing to stand up for their beliefs and we must be prepared to counter that" Judging from past expiereince they will use techniques for weakening and destroying that backbone to stand up for our beliefs. Thus we must be prepared for any "counters" they may attempt.
Wilgrove
08-11-2006, 09:16
That sounds good.:) But even with the backbone they will still find ways. I used to go to a fundy baptist school and they actually told people in chappel "Some non-christians (they see Catholics as non-christian) are willing to stand up for their beliefs and we must be prepared to counter that" Judging from past expiereince they will use techniques for weakening and destroying that backbone to stand up for our beliefs. Thus we must be prepared for any "counters" they may attempt.

Hmm, what are their tactics?
Lunatic Goofballs
08-11-2006, 11:40
I hear there's tacos here, any left?

Always. *hands you a taco*

:)
Ifreann
08-11-2006, 11:43
Always. *hands you a taco*

:)

Huzzah, tacos for breakfast!
Soviet Haaregrad
08-11-2006, 11:57
As fun as that sounds, I think I'd rather eat tacos.

*munches on a taco*

Good plan.

Finally a Christian has convinced me of something. :fluffle:

PS: Good luck with the new mini-Goofball.
Ifreann
08-11-2006, 12:01
Good plan.

Finally a Christian has convinced me of something. :fluffle:

PS: Good luck with the new mini-Goofball.

It's micro- and nano-goofballs, there's two of them.
Free shepmagans
09-11-2006, 03:09
That sounds good.:) But even with the backbone they will still find ways. I used to go to a fundy baptist school and they actually told people in chappel "Some non-christians (they see Catholics as non-christian) are willing to stand up for their beliefs and we must be prepared to counter that" Judging from past expiereince they will use techniques for weakening and destroying that backbone to stand up for our beliefs. Thus we must be prepared for any "counters" they may attempt.

I go to such a school now. Suddenly your motivation for this thread is clear. ;)
South Lizasauria
09-11-2006, 04:58
I go to such a school now. Suddenly your motivation for this thread is clear. ;)

What do you mean by that?:confused:

*cough* Fundies try to make their enemies look like they're doing stuff they're not *cough*
Free shepmagans
09-11-2006, 05:13
What do you mean by that?:confused:

*cough* Fundies try to make their enemies look like they're doing stuff they're not *cough*

I'm just tired of all the logical fallicies.
South Lizasauria
09-11-2006, 05:21
I go to such a school now. Suddenly your motivation for this thread is clear.

I'm just tired of all the logical fallicies.

Prove they're false! And what do you think my motivation is? And the fundy baptist school I went to was corrupt I wasn't saying yours was, the fact that you were quick to defend a school I didn't accuse is making me suspicious...
South Lizasauria
09-11-2006, 06:10
Hmm, what are their tactics?

Tactics they used at that school included:

*putting large amounts of stress onto someone and try their best to hide it, eventually they'll say the person isn't thinking positivly because he/she is of the wrong religion.

*Being manipulative to their children from birth

*(as mentioned before) Using sex to manipulate someone because human beings become weak willed when under the influece of their own hormones.

*(I've actually found subliminal messages in some logos and textbooks and other propaganda) Using an exorbitant amount of propaganda on ayone who comes near. (to counter this state why they're wrong and reject the propaganda)

*Staring everyone down so that you feel inferior and don't want to stand up for your beleifs. (to counter this either ovoid eye-contact or stare them down better ;) )

*Peer pressure and being horrible to someone until they convert.

*Trying to sound righteous to make you feel guilty (many of the tactics in this catagory are based on making you feel in the wrong and making you think they're right)
This usually involves attacking your character or reputaion so that only by joining them can you get it back (note: many corrupt fundies are very nosy so they can do this, to counter this particular move feed them false but beleivable info so they won't lable you a liar)

*(here's one we always hear) Spreading lies about other religions, groups and organizations just because they aren't of their religion.

Here's the scary thing, they synchronise these tactics for their cause which means that some tactics are added together. The one with sex usually gets people (men especially) to spill their guts thus giving them a feel for the character they're about to slander. And they evolved their tactics at that school whenever somone came up with a counter they found out about.

As the first operation of the OACF Ican embark on a recon mission to find out more of their tactics.
Reconaissance Ilsands
09-11-2006, 07:55
Have anything besides tacos? :confused:
Wilgrove
09-11-2006, 08:12
Have anything besides tacos? :confused:

What would you like? Here at OACF Alliance, we have an unlimited kitchen!
Reconaissance Ilsands
09-11-2006, 08:14
What would you like? Here at OACF Alliance, we have an unlimited kitchen!

Got beer? :p
Wilgrove
09-11-2006, 08:15
Got beer? :p

*toss you a cold one*
Big Jim P
09-11-2006, 09:35
I prefer to defend myself from fundies the old fashioned way: I scare them shitless.
South Lizasauria
09-11-2006, 23:59
I prefer to defend myself from fundies the old fashioned way: I scare them shitless.

LOL! :p
Reconaissance Ilsands
10-11-2006, 02:52
LOL! It looks like shepmagens murdered this thread. No one posts here except to get food :p *chugs the entire bottle within seconds* Another please....
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 03:22
LOL! It looks like shepmagens murdered this thread. No one posts here except to get food *chugs the entire bottle within seconds* Another please....

Grrr....what does he think my motives are, I stated my motives already, and it was at that corrupt fundy school where the harlot screwed me over. So my motives are not questionable. If this thread is murdered then I have no choice bt to turn this thread into a restraunt...

Menu:
(updating)
Taco's -$5
Beer-$5
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
10-11-2006, 03:26
And they're soft tacos with beef, lettuce tomatoes, guacamole and cheese. :)
Can I have a taco with fake meat please? (Hard shell)
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 03:49
Can I have a taco with fake meat please? (Hard shell)

Ask the cook. :rolleyes:
Wilgrove
10-11-2006, 03:52
You know what we could do, to really strike a blow to the fundies? Force them out of the Republican party, and how do we do this, eh we just bring back the Goldwater Conservatives!
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 04:02
How do we do that? The democrats might think we're some sort of desperate republican attempt to regain office. :rolleyes:
Wilgrove
10-11-2006, 04:31
How do we do that? The democrats might think we're some sort of desperate republican attempt to regain office. :rolleyes:

Start a Goldwater Conservative movement.
Reconaissance Ilsands
10-11-2006, 04:35
Whats a Goldwater conservative?:confused:
Wilgrove
10-11-2006, 04:42
Whats a Goldwater conservative?:confused:

John Mc. Cain shares the same political ideology with Barry Goldwater.
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 05:35
Ok lets do it.
Free shepmagans
10-11-2006, 05:52
Prove they're false! And what do you think my motivation is? And the fundy baptist school I went to was corrupt I wasn't saying yours was, the fact that you were quick to defend a school I didn't accuse is making me suspicious...

Tired of the school's fallacies silly. I respect what you're doing, I'm just too lazy to join.
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 05:54
Apologies... I misinterpreted...:(
Free shepmagans
10-11-2006, 05:54
LOL! It looks like shepmagens murdered this thread. No one posts here except to get food :p *chugs the entire bottle within seconds* Another please....

I do have that tendency, though I might rwessurect it for no reason several months hence.
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 05:57
LOL! *puts this thread on intovenous feeding* ;)
Free shepmagans
10-11-2006, 06:01
I suggest we (and by we, I mean you) throw Quran quotes at them. Whenever they prattle on about Islam being about murder quote this. Once you remove the fear that is causing many Americans to cling to them, they will fall from power.

[2.62] Surely those who believe, and those who are Jews, and the Christians, and the Sabians, whoever believes in Allah and the Last day and does good, they shall have their reward from their Lord, and there is no fear for them, nor shall they grieve.
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 06:06
Can't do that. They'd report me to the government as a terrorist. I'm planning to pretend to be ofa religion based on one of my geeky firends. :p

I'll call it Vogelism and everytime I hear guitar music in front of them I'll bow in the direction of my friend's house and start sounding like I'm praying.
Free shepmagans
10-11-2006, 06:09
Can't do that. They'd report me to the government as a terrorist. I'm planning to pretend to be ofa religion based on one of my geeky firends. :p

They can't report... ^remembers patriot act* er... yeah something like that'll do. Or say you worship God, and you worship man, because man is God.:p
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 06:11
No I'll say that I worship God and that my geeky friend is a prophet. That will really piss them off because the people at that one corrupt school hate him worse than they hate me. :D
Free shepmagans
10-11-2006, 06:12
No I'll say that I worship God and that my geeky friend is a prophet. That will really piss them off because the people at that one corrupt school hate him worse than they hate me. :D

NO! Not God, Goddess. *evil laugh*
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 08:33
bump
Multiland
10-11-2006, 12:02
...Plus I remember what they've done to me, and heard, seen what they've done/doing to other people.

"Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."

Jesus being quoted in Matthew 5:38-39. Note though that "resist not evil" most probably, considering what the rest of the Bible says, does not mean do nothing about evil but more likely means do not retaliate.

"Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God" Jesus being quoted in Matthew 5:9 (incidentally Matthew 5 improves/replaces some aspects of the law of Moses).
Multiland
10-11-2006, 12:03
They're destroying people's souls and brainwashing people, how do you expect to convert someone who has became their mindless drone. And didn't Jesus tell us to tell the truth to people who have been lied to or victimized by these liars?! We must protect people from their lies and tell them the truth! Thus a resistance against them is justified. [emphasis added]

Yes it is. But a non-violent one.

Otherwise we end up going back in time to where some (not all) so-called muslims are at today: that using violence is fine in many many circumstances when defending a religion.
Multiland
10-11-2006, 12:12
someone may have already said this or something similar, but I think the best way to deal with 'fundies' is quite simple: We stand up for what we believe, and make a stand when people attribute things to Christianity when they are not actually from Christianity.
South Lizasauria
10-11-2006, 22:00
someone may have already said this or something similar, but I think the best way to deal with 'fundies' is quite simple: We stand up for what we believe, and make a stand when people attribute things to Christianity when they are not actually from Christianity.

Yes I plan on keepingit non-violent, this war is only one of words. My plan is not only to stick up for my beleifs but to defend others as well. If they're going to socially attack us, we must team up and stand up for our beliefs and prevent them from tainting the weak, the vulnerable and the unsuspecting. I second Mutiland's notion.
Reconaissance Ilsands
11-11-2006, 03:08
Another beer please:confused: *waves empty bottle*
South Lizasauria
11-11-2006, 03:12
How come not that many are joining? :confused:
Infinite Revolution
11-11-2006, 04:22
Hello all! I remember a thread by Wilgrove about how a fundy chick was trying to use sex to destroy his life and shake his faith in the name of religion. Fundies claim to be christian and how they aren't corrupt. They condemn homosexuals and such to hell but they use sex on crusades. Before I read that thread I though my case was the only time a fundy ever used flirticious and defaming techniques to destroy somebody in the name of religion. And now I know they tried it on Wilgrove. And I as a christian is upset because ALL Christians are getting blamed and persecuted for THEIR twisted version of faith. I ask all who want to stop this opression to join the Organization Against Corrupt Fundies and brainstorm ways to uncover the true christians from the sick ones that enjoy using God as an excuse to bring misery into other's lives. We are the freedom fighters against this scourge!

i'm quite happy remaing in the OAF thank you.
South Lizasauria
11-11-2006, 04:55
Reconaissance...your alchy look is scaring people away from the kitchen! :p
Reconaissance Ilsands
11-11-2006, 07:57
*burp* Sorry...*grabs another beer*
South Lizasauria
12-11-2006, 02:25
Here's an important issue for the OACF. Freeing those who were lied to. Does anyone know how to undo the brainwash these corrupt monsters who hijack our religions did?
South Lizasauria
12-11-2006, 23:15
bump
South Lizasauria
03-12-2006, 01:39
*ressurects this thread*