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If there was a hypothetical supernatural event where all members of one ethnic group became irrversibly and entirely infertile.

Female devoid of all ovaries and reproductive tissue.
Males have no more sperm
Developing fetuses spontaneously miscarried.

When all current living members of that ethnic group are dead, they'd be 'ethnically extinct'.

This isn't a human genocide but some kind of supernatural event, or maybe an extraterrestrial influence.

Which one do you want that ethnic group to be?

yeah...this won't end well.

*grabs popcorn and beer*
*flops down on couch*

This topic is bound to be controversial.

If there was a hypothetical supernatural event where all members of one ethnic group became irrversibly and entirely infertile.

Female devoid of all ovaries and reproductive tissue.
Males have no more sperm
Developing fetuses spontaneously miscarried.

When all current living members of that ethnic group are dead, they'd be 'ethnically extinct'.

This isn't a human genocide but some kind of supernatural event, or maybe an extraterrestrial influence.

Which one do you want that ethnic group to be?

Just to add something to that, we very well could do that, radiation causes sterility, a modified Neutron bomb could do the trick.

I would not use that power, ever. No ethnic group deserves to be wiped out, there are no justified genocides.

oh lord. I'm a genetic dead-end anyway. I'm tempted to say my own race - protestant capitalism hasn't done the world any favours, but then there're little helpful things about them/us thrown in there too. can't we just all do this at once? like in that movie that's coming out soon? I hope it was clear this was a non-comittal answer.

yeah...this won't end well.

*grabs popcorn and beer*
*flops down on couch*I was about to make that post, but deigned it below me to reply to this bullshit. BUT you've conveniently done it first, so if you shove over a bit on the couch, I'll share my trail mix while we watch.

Naw, I don't think we're racist enough to make this interesting.

Tourists. Oh, & Penn State alumni who follow the football.

Tourists. Oh, & Penn State alumni who follow the football.

my dad just went sterile. class of '78. passionate football fan. the tourists can go extinct, though. I approve.

The one with the most people, breeding at the fastest rate. Easiest way to deal with overpopulation.

Although, I'd probably go with our sizable portion of idiots.

*eat some popcorn and drink some beer*

I was about to make that post, but deigned it below me to reply to this bullshit. BUT you've conveniently done it first, so if you shove over a bit on the couch, I'll share my trail mix while we watch.mmm...trail mix.

Here, have a beer.

Maybe we can get someone to bring us some nachos......

Ummm......no one. :)

Naw, I don't think we're racist enough to make this interesting.

Wait, till Nordland, MTAE, and New Mittani see this. Then wait till Trostia has a stroke when he sees their posts.

*looks into crystal ball*

I see...great towering pillars of fire.

and forumbans raining from the sky, house of the one who is both cat and man, bound together with a cute orange bow.....

This topic is bound to be controversial.

If there was a hypothetical supernatural event where all members of one ethnic group became irrversibly and entirely infertile.

Female devoid of all ovaries and reproductive tissue.
Males have no more sperm
Developing fetuses spontaneously miscarried.

When all current living members of that ethnic group are dead, they'd be 'ethnically extinct'.

This isn't a human genocide but some kind of supernatural event, or maybe an extraterrestrial influence.

Which one do you want that ethnic group to be?


Assholes. We need to isolate the asshole gene. *nod*

White people, esspecialy those like yourself.

White people, esspecialy those like yourself.

can anabaptists get immunity? I actually *am* descended from a long line of abolitionists and anti-war campaigners. which is lucky for me. quakers are about the only historical group of white immegrants I actually admire. no slavery or genocide by the peace churches...thank god.

my dad just went sterile. class of '78. passionate football fan. the tourists can go extinct, though. I approve.

Is he REALLY? MAn...it figures I'd find someone with a connection to this gods-awful place.

Mind you, I made that in jest. Mostly. COMEDY IS ALL.

trolls. anyway, this question is meaningless. you'll all be fish food soon!

*polishes teeth*

The one with the most people, breeding at the fastest rate. Easiest way to deal with overpopulation.

Although, I'd probably go with our sizable portion of idiots.I'm curious - how's the essay turning out? Did you take anyone's (read: my)advice? I'd be interested to read the finished product.

mmm...trail mix.

Here, have a beer.

Maybe we can get someone to bring us some nachos......L'chaim. Lets hope alcoholics aren't chosen as the ones to be popped off.

can anabaptists get immunity? I actually *am* descended from a long line of abolitionists and anti-war campaigners. which is lucky for me. quakers are about the only historical group of white immegrants I actually admire. no slavery or genocide by the peace churches...thank god.

Yeah I'm sure I'm exactly like my ancesters from dozens of years ago too.

Is he REALLY? MAn...it figures I'd find someone with a connection to this gods-awful place.

Mind you, I made that in jest. Mostly. COMEDY IS ALL.

majored in statistics. we're from harrisburg. actually he had a vasectomy as my mother nearly died with both me and my brother, so your sterilisation is moot.

Yeah I'm sure I'm exactly like my ancesters from dozens of years ago too.

lol - my ancestors would likely disown me were they alive to do it. I'm just killing time - I hope you weren't expecting serious, well thought out replies to a thread on hypothetical genocide.

I think I need to add some fuel to this thread's fire.

If I had to choose the ethnic genocide of an entire race of people I would choose........




































































































































































































The Jews. Now discuss :D

I think I need to add some fuel to this thread's fire.

If I had to choose the ethnic genocide of an entire race of people I would choose........

The Jews. Now discuss :D

just the zionist ones. actually, can we isolate the zionism gene and just get rid of all of them, jews and christian both?

The Jews. Now discuss :DWouldn't it be a sinful waste of the money in all those trust funds?

Assholes. We need to isolate the asshole gene. *nod*

*nods in agreement*
To quote calvin and hobbes "Theres not nearly enough scientific research dedicated to finding a cure for jerks".

majored in statistics. we're from harrisburg. actually he had a vasectomy as my mother nearly died with both me and my brother, so your sterilisation is moot.

FUCK YEAH!! I win, bitches!!

Wouldn't it be a sinful waste of the money in all those trust funds?

To say nothing of wiping out a great deal of the naturally large penises & breasts on the planet.

To say nothing of wiping out a great deal of the naturally large penises & breasts on the planet.

Is that true about the Jews? Too bad I don't like circumsized.

i say indians, they have the worst division of wealth in the world with a rapidly expanding population.
some of the richest people in the world live in india (there are more millionares in india then there are people in australia) but they also have the worlds worst poverty, i mean if you can't look after your own people when you have the resources and infrastructure you deserve to perish!!!

this should heat things up

The Jews. Now discuss :D

*Sits on couch with Krietz and Sarkhaan*

I brought nachos. What'd I miss?

*Taps a keg, starts up pretzel making machine*

"SPECAIL OFFER!! Beer and Pretzels for enjoyment during the upcoming flame-fest! Four bucks for a full pint and big salted pretzel!"

Is that true about the Jews? Too bad I don't like circumsized.

Pretty much. It was only thanks to that part of my heritage that kept me from getting a totally raw deal.

i say indians, they have the worst division of wealth in the world with a rapidly expanding population.
some of the richest people in the world live in india (there are more millionares in india then there are people in australia) but they also have the worlds worst poverty, i mean if you can't look after your own people when you have the resources and infrastructure you deserve to perish!!!

this should heat things up

But Indian women are hot.

But Indian women are hot.

Agreed

For me, polynesians would be an okay group to have just disappear one day. They are never doing anything too important anyways.

You should see my friend Natalya. Half-Indian, half Argentina-based Italian. All sorts of hot.

I was about to make that post, but deigned it below me to reply to this bullshit. BUT you've conveniently done it first, so if you shove over a bit on the couch, I'll share my trail mix while we watch.

Hope I'm not late. *Has a giant container filled with a cooler filled with drinks and a whole bunch of chips*

The Canadians

The Canadians

I never knew that Canadians were an ethnicity.

Assholes. We need to isolate the asshole gene. *nod*
Butt, butt, butt.......we need assholes!! :p

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Really? And what would be your first clue? :eek:

But Indian women are hairy.

Agreed :D

Agreed :D

Ha..that, too. Like the one girl who ate her hair & it filled her stomach.

This topic is bound to be controversial.

If there was a hypothetical supernatural event where all members of one ethnic group became irrversibly and entirely infertile.

Female devoid of all ovaries and reproductive tissue.
Males have no more sperm
Developing fetuses spontaneously miscarried.

When all current living members of that ethnic group are dead, they'd be 'ethnically extinct'.

This isn't a human genocide but some kind of supernatural event, or maybe an extraterrestrial influence.

Which one do you want that ethnic group to be?

Anyone related to you, as punishment for starting this thread...

Jew-cherokee-welsh-irish/scottish-afro-americans. As far as I know there is only one idividual in that group. Me.

Australians.

Jew-cherokee-welsh-irish/scottish-afro-americans. As far as I know there is only one idividual in that group. Me.
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Butt, butt, butt.......we need assholes!! :p

*launches into explanation of world politics as per Team America: World Police*

I didn't agree with them, but explaining global politics entirely in terms of sex was a wonderful thing.

Jew-cherokee-welsh-irish/scottish-afro-americans. As far as I know there is only one idividual in that group. Me.

And Sammy Davis, Jr. But he's dead. Oh, but Sammy Davis, Jr., Jr. ISN'T!