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Casino Royale

Hydesland
05-11-2006, 17:53
The new James Bond movie, will it be good, will it be bad?

It's going to be a lot less farfetched with less gadgets apparently, but Daniel Craig is blond :eek: isn't that illegal?:p

Poll coming
Pyotr
05-11-2006, 17:56
I've never liked bond movies, usually because they're too far-fetched and have too much outrageous gadgetry and womanizing. Maybe I'll give this one a try.
Katganistan
05-11-2006, 17:57
If they live up to the promise of the teaser and trailer, this will be the best one in 30 years.
The Nuke Testgrounds
05-11-2006, 17:57
The new James Bond movie, will it be good, will it be bad?

It's going to be a lot less farfetched with less gadgets apparently, but Daniel Craig is blond :eek: isn't that illegal?:p

Poll coming

A blonde Bond. What next? A female 007?
Hydesland
05-11-2006, 17:58
I've never liked bond movies, usually because they're too far-fetched and have too much outrageous gadgetry and womanizing.

Isn't that why it was so popular?
Pyotr
05-11-2006, 18:01
Isn't that why it was so popular?

Yeah, I have a weird taste in movies though.
Ashmoria
05-11-2006, 18:02
i dont declare a movie to be good or bad until ive actually seen it. although i find the james bond franchise to be stale so i doubt ill see it unless i see a review (or 3) that says its great

the new guy may be blond but at least he's got a good face. bond shouldnt be a pretty boy.
Curious Inquiry
05-11-2006, 18:02
Is Woody Allen reprising his role from the original?
Hydesland
05-11-2006, 18:03
i dont declare a movie to be good or bad until ive actually seen it. although i find the james bond franchise to be stale so i doubt ill see it unless i see a review (or 3) that says its great

the new guy may be blond but at least he's got a good face. bond shouldnt be a pretty boy.

Well I have actually heard good reviews from the press so far.
MeansToAnEnd
05-11-2006, 18:05
I don't like the new actor portraying James Bond.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-11-2006, 18:05
Is Woody Allen reprising his role from the original?

If he does, I hope he makes his death more realistic. Maybe he shouldn't fake it. ;)
Katganistan
05-11-2006, 18:05
A blonde Bond. What next? A female 007?

If you want to be technical, nearly all the Bonds were too old to play the part (especially Roger Moore). Bond's supposed to be grey-eyed and I don't believe any of them were, and Tim Dalton if I recall aright had light hair already.

I have to say that this looks worth seeing so far. Certainly better than the travesty that the "Casino Royale" of the 1960s was (and not done by the Broccoli group, as I recall).

Hopefully, this represents a "reboot" and will give us the chance to see movies that somewhat resemble the original stories Fleming wrote rather than the idiotic special effects that strangled the stories (Moonraker, anyone?).
Curious Inquiry
05-11-2006, 18:08
"Travesty"?!? David Niven was the best James Bond!
I V Stalin
05-11-2006, 18:09
I didn't think this would be very good, and I really doubted Craig's ability to play Bond...

...but, I saw a trailer for it on Friday, and it looks really good. Should be worth going to see.
Bumboat
05-11-2006, 18:11
"Travesty"?!? David Niven was the best James Bond!

I agree! I loved the original, it was extremely funny.:D
Dododecapod
05-11-2006, 18:27
Craig looks (aside from the hair) and sounds a lot like a young Sean Connery, so that bodes well. I'm not expecting him to have the acting capability of Connery (few do), but frankly playing James Bond ain't Shakespeare.

Further, everything I've seen says they have a solid script and director. If they play their cards right, they could revitalize the franchise for another forty years.
Katganistan
05-11-2006, 18:28
I agree! I loved the original, it was extremely funny.:D

It was not a funny story, and that's why Niven's version is a travesty.
The Atlantian islands
05-11-2006, 18:32
If they live up to the promise of the teaser and trailer, this will be the best one in 30 years.
Really? I havnt seen the trailer. Would anyone care to link me to it? PLEASE!?

And by the way, for everoyne on here obsessed with his blonde hair. Arnt they dying his hair for the film?
Dododecapod
05-11-2006, 18:33
Really? I havnt seen the trailer. Would anyone care to link me to it? PLEASE!?

And by the way, for everoyne on here obsessed with his blonde hair. Arnt they dying his hair for the film?

No, not apparently. He's blonde in the trailers.
I V Stalin
05-11-2006, 18:52
Really? I havnt seen the trailer. Would anyone care to link me to it? PLEASE!?

And by the way, for everoyne on here obsessed with his blonde hair. Arnt they dying his hair for the film?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fl5WHj0bZ2Q
Johnny B Goode
05-11-2006, 18:53
I don't like the new actor portraying James Bond.

Well, he gets a good review from the original Bond, Sean Connery. Maybe you should try it.
New Granada
05-11-2006, 19:35
Im not going to go see it.

They should not have hired this monkey to play james bond, they arent getting any of my money.
Andaluciae
05-11-2006, 19:36
The new James Bond movie, will it be good, will it be bad?

It's going to be a lot less farfetched with less gadgets apparently, but Daniel Craig is blond :eek: isn't that illegal?:p


It'll be a great moment in the blond rights movement!
Bumboat
05-11-2006, 20:01
It was not a funny story, and that's why Niven's version is a travesty.

Oh, I've read the book but i still think the movie was great.
Desperate Measures
05-11-2006, 20:06
I'm excited about it. I hope it stays true to the book. Hair color doesn't make a difference to me.
Levee en masse
05-11-2006, 21:28
I'm not expecting him to have the acting capability of Connery (few do),

:confused:

I have to disagree. From what I've seen Daniel Craig is a far better better actor imo
Amarenthe
05-11-2006, 22:02
I seem to recall Timothy Dalton having lighter hair, myself, but if you google pictures, his hair's fairly dark.

Hair colour aside, I cannot wait for the 17th. Craig looks like he'll do a pretty darn good job, though Brosnan will always be my favourite Bond. (I know, I know, it's a travesty, Connery's the original, blah blah blah. Brosnan is basically the sexiest man alive, and he just made Bond, in my eyes.)
Al-aqsa martyrs
05-11-2006, 22:08
Well, he gets a good review from the original Bond, Sean Connery. Maybe you should try it.

Sean Connery is by far the best bond(imo). I did happen to like Bronson, though a lot of people I've talked didn't like him.
JuNii
05-11-2006, 22:09
If you want to be technical, nearly all the Bonds were too old to play the part (especially Roger Moore). Bond's supposed to be grey-eyed and I don't believe any of them were, and Tim Dalton if I recall aright had light hair already.

I have to say that this looks worth seeing so far. Certainly better than the travesty that the "Casino Royale" of the 1960s was (and not done by the Broccoli group, as I recall).

Hopefully, this represents a "reboot" and will give us the chance to see movies that somewhat resemble the original stories Fleming wrote rather than the idiotic special effects that strangled the stories (Moonraker, anyone?).
I hope they put more of a story to this than the other recent Bond Films.

Even Moonraker had a "Find the stolen shuttle" turn into an attempt to euthanize the world.

but the latest Bond Films were
M: Here is your target, this is what he's planning, here is the plans to his lair, go get him.
Layarteb
05-11-2006, 22:35
Somehow I think it will be the best.
Curious Inquiry
05-11-2006, 22:39
It was not a funny story, and that's why Niven's version is a travesty.

I do often confuse it with "What's New, Pussycat?", which ends with the great gocart chase scene. . .
Mondoth
05-11-2006, 22:52
I think Craig will be the best thing to happen to Bond since Sean Connery. And it looks like the new Casino Royale could definitely turn the franchise around by giving us more and better stories and less SFX gee-whizzery.
Shikishima
05-11-2006, 23:01
I'll see it because I always see them...but it cannot be worse than Die Another Day. Oh, the wrongness.
Taldaan
05-11-2006, 23:24
I'll see it because I always see them...but it cannot be worse than Die Another Day. Oh, the wrongness.

Same, although I may well not see it.
Duntscruwithus
05-11-2006, 23:25
I just read the book a few days ago. Now I am hoping that the movie doesn't follow the book closely, as I found the book rather dull. I cannot wait till the 17th either. I really didn't think Daniel Craig was a good fit when I first heard about it, Brosnan has been my personal favorite of all the Bond actors, but Craig looks the part to me now and the trailer looks really damned good.

I wonder what people would be saying about the while Connery-Moore thing now if Sir Roger had actually been the first Bond like Fleming wanted?

You'all do know that the David Niven version was considered to be a parody, right?

I LIKED Die Another Day. To me, the worst Bond flick was the very last one Connery did. Never Say Never Again, the one he did with Klaus Maria Brandauer, Kim Basinger and Barbara Carrera. Not a good remake of one of the older ones.
Shikishima
05-11-2006, 23:47
You'all do know that the David Niven version was considered to be a parody, right?

Oh FUCK yes...but still funny.

I LIKED Die Another Day. To me, the worst Bond flick was the very last one Connery did. Never Say Never Again, the one he did with Klaus Maria Brandauer, Kim Basinger and Barbara Carrera. Not a good remake of one of the older ones.

You mean the renamed Thunderball that isn't an official film? It was OK. Ish. Brandauer was a more menacing Largo than Adolfo Celi, but I love Celi's look.

DAD was just so....ugh. Madona should never have been allowed to be in it or to do the theme song; just because her cock du jour was the direator doesn't allow her to do things. The plot was so blase. The only thing I really trully enjoyed about it was that Bond was left to the North Koreans for a year. I loved that he was written off as expendable, because he is/was.

On a more personal level, DAD has the only theme song from all the bond flicks that I cannot stand. Even Rita Coolidge's "All Time High" is better than that piece of shit. They really should've asked Björk to do it, seeing as it's set in Iceland & all. Also, her cover of "You Only Live Twice" is GORRRRRGEOUS.
Maineiacs
06-11-2006, 02:57
I agree! I loved the original, it was extremely funny.:D

"You're mad!"
"Mad? They called Einstein Mad!"
"That's not true. Nobody ever called Einstein mad."
"Well, they would have if he had carried on like this."

Classic.
Groznyj
06-11-2006, 03:23
One thing I truly love about the franchise is that every generation has their own "Bond". My father had Roger Moore, and Pierce Brosnen will always be the real 'Bond' in my eyes. Daniel Craig will be bringing the franchise to the younger audience.

Honestly when I first heard of what happened (they called Pierce to play, he agreed, later they said sorry we got someone else...and he..is...blonde! (as well as not Peirce B.)) then I saw the trailer and I actually think this movie will be the best new Bond film yet (Goldeneye will forever be the best movie Ever-Made in my eyes)

I cant wait now.
Nuovo Tenochtitlan
06-11-2006, 03:46
A blonde Bond. What next? A female 007?

Didn't P.Diddy say something like "the World is ready for a black James Bond", and then offer himself for the part? That instantly made me think that they should remake Roots starring Jackie Chan as Kunta Kinte.

Anyway, I've been a fan of Bond movies since I was four years old, and I can't wait for this one. I just wish they had picked an actor who looks like his predecessors.
Barbaric Tribes
06-11-2006, 03:51
Only if Bond gets raped in this one will I enjoy it.
Katganistan
06-11-2006, 03:57
Didn't P.Diddy say something like "the World is ready for a black James Bond", and then offer himself for the part? That instantly made me think that they should remake Roots starring Jackie Chan as Kunta Kinte.

Anyway, I've been a fan of Bond movies since I was four years old, and I can't wait for this one. I just wish they had picked an actor who looks like his predecessors.

James Bond is not female. James Bond is Welsh, and very much a male. I simply would not see a Janine Bond movie and certainly wouldn't spend a DIME on anything starring P. Diddy.

If the world is ready for a black Bond, at least let him be TALENTED. Like Samuel L. Jackson, for example.

"Get these motherfucking girls in my motherfucking bed!" Hmmmmm.... I dunno....
;)
M3rcenaries
06-11-2006, 03:59
I think it will be pretty darn good.
Nuovo Tenochtitlan
06-11-2006, 04:03
James Bond is not female. James Bond is Welsh, and very much a male. I simply would not see a Janine Bond movie and certainly wouldn't spend a DIME on anything starring P. Diddy.

If the world is ready for a black Bond, at least let him be TALENTED. Like Samuel L. Jackson, for example.

"Get these motherfucking girls in my motherfucking bed!" Hmmmmm.... I dunno....
;)

Casino Royale With Cheese :D
Duntscruwithus
06-11-2006, 04:24
James Bond is not female. James Bond is Welsh, and very much a male.

Umm, Kat? Bond is Scottish. I've seen it elsewhere, but one of the trivia bullets on Wiki says that after he saw Connery play Bond, Fleming went and added more background to the character, giving him a Scottish father.

Wiki Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond)
New Granada
06-11-2006, 05:34
One of the draws of 'the departed' was watching loud, wince-causing depictions of very graphic violence being done to the twin worms M. Damon and L. Dicaprio.

If this turned out the same way, I would see it, but it wont so I wont.