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What drives your sex bus.

Seangoli
05-11-2006, 06:04
Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.
Andaluciae
05-11-2006, 06:05
Being average.
Free shepmagans
05-11-2006, 06:13
Apperently I like 'em funny, because I'm being more attracted to the funny girl then the "DAYUM! THAT CHIVK IS FINE!" girl as of late.
Vegan Nuts
05-11-2006, 06:15
spiritual maturity. being muscular and brazilian or turkish doesn't hurt either.
New Xero Seven
05-11-2006, 06:18
As long as satisfcation is guaranteed. He he he.
Greater Trostia
05-11-2006, 06:21
That's horrible. I mean do I want a stupid, unfunny, small-tittied, no-assed girl with no oral talents who's crappy in the sack, but gives good massage? Or do I want a girl with nice boobs, but is stupid, unfunny, etc etc.

Frankly, I'd rather be single.

At least in real life, people do have more than one trait.
Seangoli
05-11-2006, 06:23
That's horrible. I mean do I want a stupid, unfunny, small-tittied, no-assed girl with no oral talents who's crappy in the sack, but gives good massage? Or do I want a girl with nice boobs, but is stupid, unfunny, etc etc.

Frankly, I'd rather be single.

At least in real life, people do have more than one trait.

Thank god, eh? I'm just trying to find out what other people deem as important traits, just for the helluvit really. Thought of this at work.
Ashmoria
05-11-2006, 06:27
masculinity
New Xero Seven
05-11-2006, 06:29
masculinity

Well, define masculine.
Greater Trostia
05-11-2006, 06:29
masculinity

So an enraged male rhinocerous would do? I mean he's got masculinity in spades.
Wilgrove
05-11-2006, 06:32
Smarts, must be able to hold a damn converstation.
New Xero Seven
05-11-2006, 06:32
So an enraged male rhinocerous would do? I mean he's got masculinity in spades.

:p Oh... oh dear gawd. Hahaha...
The Mindset
05-11-2006, 06:37
I like androgynous men with unique dress sense, intelligence and wit. I'm also partial to designer facial hair.
Seangoli
05-11-2006, 06:38
I like androgynous men with unique dress sense, intelligence and wit. I'm also partial to designer facial hair.

Alright. Now choose one. :D Narrow yourself, I say, narrow yourself!
Soviet Haaregrad
05-11-2006, 06:45
Where's all of the above?

I need a smart girl, who can make me laugh, with some big titties and a matching ass. And, if she's no good in the sack, well, I'll soon find myself bored... I don't really care about massages, and that last one is included in 'soon find myself bored'. As for other, well, pretty eyes are always nice, and short girls usually get my attention.

So, all of the above? What can I say, I'm picky.
Ashmoria
05-11-2006, 06:49
Well, define masculine.

there is a certain "je ne sais quoi" that a masculine man has. a strength and confidence without needing to be crass or violent. maybe with a slight edge of danger because he could "take it outside" if necessary when another man is misbehaving. when its just the right mix, it makes you weak in the knees for a minute.
Xeniph
05-11-2006, 06:50
Where's all of the above?

I need a smart girl, who can make me laugh, with some big titties and a matching ass. And, if she's no good in the sack, well, I'll soon find myself bored... I don't really care about massages, and that last one is included in 'soon find myself bored'. As for other, well, pretty eyes are always nice, and short girls usually get my attention.

So, all of the above? What can I say, I'm picky.

Bow chicka bow wow.
Secret aj man
05-11-2006, 06:50
That's horrible. I mean do I want a stupid, unfunny, small-tittied, no-assed girl with no oral talents who's crappy in the sack, but gives good massage? Or do I want a girl with nice boobs, but is stupid, unfunny, etc etc.

Frankly, I'd rather be single.

At least in real life, people do have more than one trait.


+1 .....i like girls,dumb and smart,fat or thin...but they gotta rev me...either intellectually or sexually...other then that..i like girls period!
Wallonochia
05-11-2006, 06:52
Being Béatrice Schonberg helps. She's on France 2 for those who don't watch it.

http://norbert.gertosio.free.fr/Bea/templates/subSilver/images/logo_phpBB.gif
Linthiopia
05-11-2006, 08:58
Out of all traits, loyalty is most important to me. I can work around most other flaws, but if I can't trust my SO to stay true to me in any situation, there's just absolutely no way a serious relationship is going to happen. Period.

If I have to pick one of the poll options, I would have to chose intelligence - particularly in practical, real-world matters. I have a history of being in relationships with women who were plenty educated, but lacking common sense and values, and it's sort of a deal-breaker. It's pretty hard to work around.
Vegan Nuts
05-11-2006, 09:19
there is a certain "je ne sais quoi" that a masculine man has.

like never using the phrase "je ne sais quoi"?:p
Hamilay
05-11-2006, 09:43
'Bodankadonk'?? :confused:
Todsboro
05-11-2006, 09:52
'Bodankadonk'?? :confused:

aka Booty

otherwise known as the butt. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
05-11-2006, 09:56
'Bodankadonk'?? :confused:

Like Queen said, "Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go round." :)
Daverana
05-11-2006, 10:04
Being Béatrice Schonberg helps. She's on France 2 for those who don't watch it.

http://norbert.gertosio.free.fr/Bea/templates/subSilver/images/logo_phpBB.gif

I bet she's got great lingual skills.
Hamilay
05-11-2006, 10:05
Like Queen said, "Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go round." :)
Oh. *nods*
Hakeka
05-11-2006, 10:16
Intelligence would be one. Open-mindedness, another. Frankly, I'd rather not be married to some dumbass. I don't care how big "t3hr B00bz" are, if they can't use basic reasoning, they can leave me alone.
As for looks, I would take a great many people. Still, I can't denounce a good ass and pair of tits. :p Though I rather do like "cuter" women. :D
Seangoli
05-11-2006, 10:17
I bet she's got great lingual skills.

One can only imagine...

*mind wanders off into space*
Harlesburg
05-11-2006, 11:27
A terrific set Ccans.
Big Jim P
05-11-2006, 11:28
Like Queen said, "Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go round." :)

Agreed. Even if it wasn't fat bottomed girls that made Queens world go round.:p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
05-11-2006, 11:32
If him having one of these things really precludes having any of the others, I'd much rather stay single, thank you very much.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-11-2006, 11:36
Agreed. Even if it wasn't fat bottomed girls that made Queens world go round.:p

Well, let's just say that Freddy liked variety. ;)
Big Jim P
05-11-2006, 11:39
Well, let's just say that Freddy liked variety. ;)

No doubt.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-11-2006, 11:48
No doubt.

In fact, our sex lives were very similar, except over the years he grew gayer and I grew straighter. *shrug* Funny thing, life. *nod*
Big Jim P
05-11-2006, 11:50
In fact, our sex lives were very similar, except over the years he grew gayer and I grew straighter. *shrug* Funny thing, life. *nod*

Basic physics: every particle has an anti-particle.:D
Ardee Street
05-11-2006, 13:37
Intelligence for me.

At least in real life, people do have more than one trait.

Yeah, he should have made it multi-choice.

masculinity
Could you be more vague?

I like androgynous men
???
Fassigen
05-11-2006, 13:40
I like hairless man-boys.

Boo-urns! Where is the "I like hairy man-men" option?
The Nuke Testgrounds
05-11-2006, 13:41
I like hairless man-boys.

Boo-urns! Where is the "I like hairy man-men" option?

"Other."
Vegan Nuts
05-11-2006, 13:41
Basic physics: every particle has an anti-particle.:D

question: if light is both a particle and a wave, and every particle has an anti-particle, is there an anti-light?
Fassigen
05-11-2006, 13:42
"Other."

Not specific enough - I want opposites listed, dammit.
The Nuke Testgrounds
05-11-2006, 13:44
Not specific enough - I want opposites listed, dammit.

Copycat?
Jello Biafra
05-11-2006, 13:44
Not specific enough - I want opposites listed, dammit.So I guess the opposite of option #3 would be "I like 'em tiny. Microscopic, even." Lol.
The Nuke Testgrounds
05-11-2006, 13:46
question: if light is both a particle and a wave, and every particle has an anti-particle, is there an anti-light?

Yes, an exactly mirrored wave of light.
Fassigen
05-11-2006, 13:46
So I guess the opposite of option #3 would be "I like 'em tiny. Microscopic, even." Lol.

Some people are into that. Google gives quite the plethora of sites about miniature fetishes.
Fassigen
05-11-2006, 13:46
Copycat?

Not allowed.
The Nuke Testgrounds
05-11-2006, 13:49
Not allowed.

Well I've rather run out of ideas then.
Vegan Nuts
05-11-2006, 13:50
holy shit. speaking of "hairy man-men" - I discovered, just now, turkish oil wrestling (http://www.turkishwrestling.com/). apperently this consists of fields of well muscled men oiling up, grapping eachother...

The leather worn by the wrestlers is called "Kisbet" In olympic wrestling, holding from the wrestling suit is regarded as a foul. In oil wrestling, most games are made on the kisbet.The wrestlers try to put their hands go through the kisbet of their opponents as much as possible.To a kisbet tied well, it is not possible to put a hand or arm through.The pehlivan can achieve putting his hand through his opponent's kisbet, can control him this way and hold from the lower end of his pants, and this way can beat his opponent with the game called 'paca kazik'..

so yeah, I went to turkishwrestling.com and it seems to be devoted to videos of oiled muscular men sticking their hands in eachother's pants. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I think I want to go to turkey, now.
Fassigen
05-11-2006, 14:05
holy shit. speaking of "hairy man-men" - I discovered, just now, turkish oil wrestling (http://www.turkishwrestling.com/). apperently this consists of fields of well muscled men oiling up, grapping eachother...

so yeah, I went to turkishwrestling.com and it seems to be devoted to videos of oiled muscular men sticking their hands in eachother's pants. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I think I want to go to turkey, now.

Ah, yes, that particular homo-erotic Turkish phenom has been making the Internet rounds for a couple of years now. For some reason, it never gets old, and, true, Turkey could not have asked for better PR, IMO. :)
Vegan Nuts
05-11-2006, 14:08
Ah, yes, that particular homo-erotic Turkish phenom has been making the Internet rounds for a couple of years now. For some reason, it never gets old, and, true, Turkey could not have asked for better PR, IMO. :)

between that, turkish baths, and the complexion of most turkish men, I believe turkey just beat brazil for sexiest country in the world. too bad it's so muslim...
Daverana
05-11-2006, 14:34
question: if light is both a particle and a wave, and every particle has an anti-particle, is there an anti-light?

Yeah, it's called dark. :D
Fassigen
05-11-2006, 14:58
between that, turkish baths, and the complexion of most turkish men, I believe turkey just beat brazil for sexiest country in the world. too bad it's so muslim...

From my perspective it's not more Muslim than the US is Christian. If you can handle the latter, you'll handle the former.
Chandelier
05-11-2006, 15:04
Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.

I would rather not have a "mate", but if I had to choose one trait in a person, I'd choose intelligence over anything else. Humor would be second, and nothing else would have any relevance.
Vegan Nuts
05-11-2006, 15:12
Yeah, it's called dark. :D

lol

From my perspective it's not more Muslim than the US is Christian. If you can handle the latter, you'll handle the former.

fair enough. I'm kind of wary of any non-western nation that subscribes to an abrahamic religion. africa barely had enough time under colonial rule for homosexuality to become taboo - unfortunately high-class hindus have been brown-nosing abrahamic prudes for so long that hinduism has taken on an anti-gay tone, though it historically hasn't cared. brazil is a little strange...people are hugely accepting of drag-queens and flamboyant gay entertainers and the like, but they have some of the most apalling anti-gay violence in the world for average-joes who come out of the closet...(largely, according to the article I read, consisting of the average joes they messed around with killing them...yet more incentive to never date or dally with a straight guy...) - I live in the friggin buckle of the bible belt, and my parents work for these nutjobs (http://www.familylife.com/), I suppose turkey really wouldn't be much worse...
Ashmoria
05-11-2006, 15:31
like never using the phrase "je ne sais quoi"?:p

lol. almost certainly. not that im suggesting that i lust after stupid or uneducated men but it would take an extraordinary man to be able to both be ruggedly masculine AND able to drop french phrases expertly. im sure it can be done but such a man would be very far out of MY league.
Smunkeeville
05-11-2006, 15:35
uh.......I am not really sure that I can pick one thing.






nope, I really can't, it's a combo of things that have to be there in a perfect balance. ;)
Hamilay
05-11-2006, 15:41
This thread title makes me giggle childishly every time I see it...
Alloric
05-11-2006, 15:44
So an enraged male rhinocerous would do? I mean he's got masculinity in spades.

Hahaha
Infinite Revolution
05-11-2006, 16:17
i like 'em fun. not necesarrily funny, but fun.
Theoretical Physicists
05-11-2006, 16:25
I would sure love a ride on the sex bus.
The Mindset
05-11-2006, 16:56
???

Androgynous men. Y'know, men who're so comfortable with their sexuality that gender roles go out the window and they can just enjoy doing whatever they want.
Jello Biafra
05-11-2006, 16:58
Some people are into that. Google gives quite the plethora of sites about miniature fetishes.<Ponders porn career.>
Vegan Nuts
05-11-2006, 17:01
Androgynous men. Y'know, men who're so comfortable with their sexuality that gender roles go out the window and they can just enjoy doing whatever they want.

yay! adrogyny = teh $e><

lol. almost certainly. not that im suggesting that i lust after stupid or uneducated men but it would take an extraordinary man to be able to both be ruggedly masculine AND able to drop french phrases expertly. im sure it can be done but such a man would be very far out of MY league.

or a canadian!

*goes back to watching turkish oil wrestling*
Infinite Revolution
05-11-2006, 17:06
*goes back to watching turkish oil wrestling*

this turkish oil wrestling really is enthralling, isn't it?
Vegan Nuts
05-11-2006, 17:16
this turkish oil wrestling really is enthralling, isn't it?

like you wouldn't believe. it's a little bit like, for a straight guy, finding out there's a well-photographed custom of swedish women in bikinis licking honey off eachother. hundreds of them. I'm still reeling from the pleasent shock...
SimNewtonia
05-11-2006, 17:26
I'm not going to have sex until I'm married, but in terms of what I find attractive:

- maturity (including spiritual)
- honesty

And a host of other, very old-fashioned ideas. I'm very old fashioned.
Pompous world
05-11-2006, 18:33
agh, goodness/nobility according to my criteria
that or intelligence of which nobility is a natural byproduct
Shikishima
05-11-2006, 22:51
Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.

The great love of my life. But that...seems to not be an optionm anymore. So, someone who can put up with me & handle me well.
Infinite Revolution
05-11-2006, 23:03
The great love of my life. But that...seems to not be an optionm anymore. So, someone who can put up with me & handle me well.

heh, yeh, in real terms that's all i'm looking for as well.
Gravlen
05-11-2006, 23:56
If him having one of these things really precludes having any of the others, I'd much rather stay single, thank you very much.

I'm inclined to agree :)
Bitchkitten
05-11-2006, 23:57
I can't decide between good in the sack and smart. It's either both or I'd as soon stay with self-service.
United Chicken Kleptos
06-11-2006, 00:17
Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.

I already know a girl who's perfect, except for that she's a senior and she'd be leaving next fall...
Seangoli
06-11-2006, 01:44
So, so far the results are as follows:

Option 1: 16 of you are liars. Nobody care about intelligence these days.
Option 2: 8 of you agrees with me that Carlos Mencia is a hack.
Option 3: 2 of you like being torn in twain.
Option 4: 2 of you are likely pedophilic.
Option 5: 2 of you are honest about your chauvenistic ways. Pigs.
Option 6: None of you like doggystyle.
Option 7: 5 of you like to act out horror movies in bed, with all your screaming.
Option 8: None of you seem to have any back problems, and don't like a guy/girl on top of you.
Option 9: 7 of you like those who are talented "speakers".
Option 10: 13 of you are boring. Boring. Jerks, ruin my poll. Should never have made an "other" option.

So, the majority of those whom responded are liars, seconded by being boring.
IL Ruffino
06-11-2006, 01:48
Hairless man-boys plzzzz.

:gundge: :sniper: :headbang: :upyours: :p :p :p
Bitchkitten
06-11-2006, 01:56
.
None of you like doggystyle.

Not true
Greater Trostia
06-11-2006, 02:00
Option 10: 13 of you are boring. Boring. Jerks, ruin my poll. Should never have made an "other" option.

Well, your poll sucked. For example, it didn't include Cleveland Steamers. What's a guy like me to do?
Shikishima
06-11-2006, 02:06
I didn't answer the poll. No options applied. I mean, I like massive jugs as much as the next guy, but they're hardly the end-all be-all.
Intra-Muros
06-11-2006, 02:06
like you wouldn't believe. it's a little bit like, for a straight guy, finding out there's a well-photographed custom of swedish women in bikinis licking honey off eachother. hundreds of them. I'm still reeling from the pleasent shock...


Where?!
Seangoli
06-11-2006, 02:10
Well, your poll sucked. For example, it didn't include Cleveland Steamers. What's a guy like me to do?

...

Uh, perhaps uninteresting is not the best choice. Perhaps "need to know basis" would have been better, and for some thing I do not need to know.

And I would have included more, however there are only ten options, and I was trying to apply to the most general ideas.
Seangoli
06-11-2006, 02:10
Where?!

I am curious as well...
Greater Trostia
06-11-2006, 02:20
...

Uh, perhaps uninteresting is not the best choice. Perhaps "need to know basis" would have been better, and for some thing I do not need to know.

See, that's why "Other" option was good. For everyone.
Seangoli
06-11-2006, 02:22
Oh, and for "other" that can be any of hte following:

Cleaveland Steamers
Dirty Sanchez
Strawberry Shortcake
Rimshots
Donky Punch
Donkey Show
Hot Carl
Angry Dragon
Blumpkin
Chili Dog
Hot Lunch
Rusty Trombone
Tea Bag
Glass Bottom Boat
Rotton Oyster
Delhi Dot
Cincinatti Bowtie
Tony Danza
Dirty Cinnamon Roll
Golden Shower
Lumberjack
Arabian Goggles
Bucking Bronco
Houdini
Jelly Doughnut
Angry Pirate
Mung
Cherry Cream Pie
Salty Pirate
Space Docking
Abe Lincoln
Boston Pancake

And any other fetish you may so desire.

*Feels quite dirty*
Terrorist Cakes
06-11-2006, 02:24
He must be interesting, and mildly dangerous. And he's got to challenge me. I've always said any relationship I have must be a power struggle on some level. I would get bored, otherwise.
IL Ruffino
06-11-2006, 02:26
Oh, and for "other" that can be any of hte following:

Cleaveland Steamers
Dirty Sanchez
Strawberry Shortcake
Rimshots
Donky Punch
Donkey Show
Hot Carl
Angry Dragon
Blumpkin
Chili Dog
Hot Lunch
Rusty Trombone
Tea Bag
Glass Bottom Boat
Rotton Oyster
Delhi Dot
Cincinatti Bowtie
Tony Danza
Dirty Cinnamon Roll
Golden Shower
Lumberjack
Arabian Goggles
Bucking Bronco
Houdini
Jelly Doughnut
Angry Pirate
Mung
Cherry Cream Pie
Salty Pirate
Space Docking
Abe Lincoln
Boston Pancake

And any other fetish you may so desire.

*Feels quite dirty*

BDSMWHM-B :(
Chandelier
06-11-2006, 02:55
Option 1: 16 of you are liars. Nobody care about intelligence these days.


That's not true. For me, the choice was between intelligence, humor, or other. None of the other options hold any relevance for me, since I'm not attracted to people. Therefore, I chose intelligence since it's pretty much the main thing that I notice about people, and I'm not a liar.
Shikishima
06-11-2006, 02:58
None of the other options hold any relevance for me, since I'm not attracted to people.

Pige? Snails? Trees? Rocks? Umbrellas? Tentacle monsters?

...You're not a furry, are you?
Chandelier
06-11-2006, 03:03
Pige? Snails? Trees? Rocks? Umbrellas? Tentacle monsters?

...You're not a furry, are you?

No...I just don't experience sexual attraction, for anyone or anything.
New Xero Seven
06-11-2006, 03:06
No one likes a back massager? *gasp!* :eek:
Shikishima
06-11-2006, 03:08
No...I just don't experience sexual attraction, for anyone or anything.

Ah. An asexual. A strange & odd lot to me, but whatever flo--er, sinks your boat.
Chandelier
06-11-2006, 03:34
Ah. An asexual. A strange & odd lot to me, but whatever flo--er, sinks your boat.

Yes, I'm asexual. It's never seemed odd to me, but then, I guess being attracted to people doesn't seem odd to people who actually are attracted to other people, either.
Vegan Nuts
06-11-2006, 03:34
I am curious as well...

if I encounter any swedish babe-licking competitions, I'll let you know.
Shikishima
06-11-2006, 03:43
Yes, I'm asexual. It's never seemed odd to me, but then, I guess being attracted to people doesn't seem odd to people who actually are attracted to other people, either.

No, ti's not asexualism that is odd to me; I DID grow up listening to Morrissey, thank you. It's the people who practice it ("don't practice") that I meet who are odd. And yes, that IS a sweeping generalization with a qualification modifier on the front of it.
Sylana
06-11-2006, 03:56
Swedish honey-licking babes?!
I agree, where? (Sweden. Er.)
Hm. Let's see. What "drives my sex bus"? Girls with pretty eyes, fairly nice body, intelligence (I hate it when I can't discuss politics/literature with girls I meet >.<), can appreciate dark humor/stupid humor like mine, and doesn't mind if I spend hours at a time playing Final Fantasy.
And, of course, they need to be a lesbian. I am a girl, contrary to popular belief.
So, let's see; how does that narrow the chances? 300,000:1? That sounds about right.
Vegan Nuts
06-11-2006, 04:00
Swedish honey-licking babes?!
I agree, where? (Sweden. Er.)
Hm. Let's see. What "drives my sex bus"? Girls with pretty eyes, fairly nice body, intelligence (I hate it when I can't discuss politics/literature with girls I meet >.<), can appreciate dark humor/stupid humor like mine, and doesn't mind if I spend hours at a time playing Final Fantasy.
And, of course, they need to be a lesbian. I am a girl, contrary to popular belief.
So, let's see; how does that narrow the chances? 300,000:1? That sounds about right.

I know what you mean. try finding a vegetarian santero. who is also a history buff. statistically speaking, I believe there must be about 5 of them in the entire world - and the other 4 are dating eachother.:rolleyes:
Awesome Rays
06-11-2006, 04:03
i like 'em fishy.
Demented Hamsters
06-11-2006, 08:32
What drives my sex bus?
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1154/jessica02xp2.jpg
SHE drives my sex bus.
And that is making me a very happy Demented Hamster.
Seangoli
06-11-2006, 08:50
What drives my sex bus?
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1154/jessica02xp2.jpg
SHE drives my sex bus.
And that is making me a very happy Demented Hamster.

Which reminds me, I have to add a "Lemmywinks" reference into what constitutes "other".
Delator
06-11-2006, 08:52
No one likes a back massager? *gasp!* :eek:

If I could only have ONE of those traits, a great back massager would definetly be my prefered option...

...hence my lone vote for the option. :D
Demented Hamsters
06-11-2006, 08:55
If I could only have ONE of those traits, a great back massager would definetly be my prefered option...

...hence my lone vote for the option. :D
That reminds me - with regards to my previous post (see above): She's a just-qualified Physio.
So I'm getting all this AND free back massages! :D
Seangoli
06-11-2006, 08:56
That reminds me - with regards to my previous post (see above): She's a just-qualified Physio.
So I'm getting all this AND free back massages! :D

Hmm... I wonder how tall you are DH? Just curious. Not considering skinning you and using your skin and pretending to be you at all. Not at all.
Harlesburg
06-11-2006, 08:59
What drives my sex bus?
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1154/jessica02xp2.jpg
SHE drives my sex bus.
And that is making me a very happy Demented Hamster.
At this point i'd say "I'd hit it"
You'd hit me.
everyone wins.
Delator
06-11-2006, 09:06
everyone wins.

Except me...as my back is still sore. :p
Seangoli
06-11-2006, 09:34
Except me...as my back is still sore. :p

If I hit you in the back of the head, it will take your mind off of the pain.
Harlesburg
06-11-2006, 10:35
Good thing that you added, 'of the head'.:p
CanuckHeaven
06-11-2006, 12:03
Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.
Loving. :fluffle:

Without love there is nothing.......believe me. :D



Edit: I don't even see loving on your poll. Tsk. Tsk.

I had to vote other.
Kahanistan
06-11-2006, 12:12
I like a girl that can make me feel all warm inside when I hold her. I like that kind of intimacy, just holding someone. Maybe I'm weird or something, but there are ways that you can feel loved just by being close, no nudity, no sex, or anything like that...
Chandelier
06-11-2006, 22:09
No, ti's not asexualism that is odd to me; I DID grow up listening to Morrissey, thank you. It's the people who practice it ("don't practice") that I meet who are odd. And yes, that IS a sweeping generalization with a qualification modifier on the front of it.

I see. Yes, that is a generalization. Although I guess I'm kind of strange by most people's standards.
Soviestan
06-11-2006, 22:14
skirts, I like skirts.
Carnivorous Lickers
06-11-2006, 22:20
Two words- "My Wife". She is the best of all worlds- and she loves me for some reason.

The fact that she is a great mother and outstanding cook are just icing on the cake.

I'm beyond lucky.
Dinaverg
06-11-2006, 22:32
He must be interesting, and mildly dangerous. And he's got to challenge me. I've always said any relationship I have must be a power struggle on some level. I would get bored, otherwise.

*takes notes*

What, presicisely, is your definition of "power struggle"?
Shikishima
06-11-2006, 23:55
*takes notes*

What, presicisely, is your definition of "power struggle"?

"Power STRUGGLE," she said, not "power EXCHANGE." AlTHOUGH....
Farnhamia
07-11-2006, 00:17
skirts, I like skirts.

Skirts are good. Don't wear 'em personally, but I like to look at 'em.
Soviestan
07-11-2006, 02:39
Skirts are good. Don't wear 'em personally, but I like to look at 'em.

thats what I mean. Should have clarified. I dont like wearing skirts, I like seeing others in skirts.
Harlesburg
07-11-2006, 10:21
thats what I mean. Should have clarified. I dont like wearing skirts, I like seeing others in skirts.
I like seeing others out of skirts.:p
Cabra West
07-11-2006, 10:23
Back massagers.. *sigh*
Bestest way ever to be woken up on a lazy Sunday morning. A nice backrub and a lovely fuck.




Great, now I miss my boyfriend. :(
Gorias
07-11-2006, 10:25
funny, smart, polite, and a bit devious.
Cabra West
07-11-2006, 10:31
funny, smart, polite, and a bit devious.

Witty remarks do it for you? :p
Gorias
07-11-2006, 10:32
Witty remarks do it for you? :p

sure why not.
Cabra West
07-11-2006, 10:34
sure why not.

It involves very little physical contact, but hey, whatever floats your boat. ;)
Gorias
07-11-2006, 10:36
It involves very little physical contact, but hey, whatever floats your boat. ;)

all women have vaginas, so every hole is a goal. so they might as well be funny.:)