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Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.

Being average.

Apperently I like 'em funny, because I'm being more attracted to the funny girl then the "DAYUM! THAT CHIVK IS FINE!" girl as of late.

spiritual maturity. being muscular and brazilian or turkish doesn't hurt either.

As long as satisfcation is guaranteed. He he he.

That's horrible. I mean do I want a stupid, unfunny, small-tittied, no-assed girl with no oral talents who's crappy in the sack, but gives good massage? Or do I want a girl with nice boobs, but is stupid, unfunny, etc etc.

Frankly, I'd rather be single.

At least in real life, people do have more than one trait.

That's horrible. I mean do I want a stupid, unfunny, small-tittied, no-assed girl with no oral talents who's crappy in the sack, but gives good massage? Or do I want a girl with nice boobs, but is stupid, unfunny, etc etc.

Frankly, I'd rather be single.

At least in real life, people do have more than one trait.

Thank god, eh? I'm just trying to find out what other people deem as important traits, just for the helluvit really. Thought of this at work.

masculinity

masculinity

Well, define masculine.

masculinity

So an enraged male rhinocerous would do? I mean he's got masculinity in spades.

Smarts, must be able to hold a damn converstation.

So an enraged male rhinocerous would do? I mean he's got masculinity in spades.

:p Oh... oh dear gawd. Hahaha...

I like androgynous men with unique dress sense, intelligence and wit. I'm also partial to designer facial hair.

I like androgynous men with unique dress sense, intelligence and wit. I'm also partial to designer facial hair.

Alright. Now choose one. :D Narrow yourself, I say, narrow yourself!

Where's all of the above?

I need a smart girl, who can make me laugh, with some big titties and a matching ass. And, if she's no good in the sack, well, I'll soon find myself bored... I don't really care about massages, and that last one is included in 'soon find myself bored'. As for other, well, pretty eyes are always nice, and short girls usually get my attention.

So, all of the above? What can I say, I'm picky.

Well, define masculine.

there is a certain "je ne sais quoi" that a masculine man has. a strength and confidence without needing to be crass or violent. maybe with a slight edge of danger because he could "take it outside" if necessary when another man is misbehaving. when its just the right mix, it makes you weak in the knees for a minute.

Where's all of the above?

I need a smart girl, who can make me laugh, with some big titties and a matching ass. And, if she's no good in the sack, well, I'll soon find myself bored... I don't really care about massages, and that last one is included in 'soon find myself bored'. As for other, well, pretty eyes are always nice, and short girls usually get my attention.

So, all of the above? What can I say, I'm picky.

Bow chicka bow wow.

That's horrible. I mean do I want a stupid, unfunny, small-tittied, no-assed girl with no oral talents who's crappy in the sack, but gives good massage? Or do I want a girl with nice boobs, but is stupid, unfunny, etc etc.

Frankly, I'd rather be single.

At least in real life, people do have more than one trait.


+1 .....i like girls,dumb and smart,fat or thin...but they gotta rev me...either intellectually or sexually...other then that..i like girls period!

Being Béatrice Schonberg helps. She's on France 2 for those who don't watch it.

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Out of all traits, loyalty is most important to me. I can work around most other flaws, but if I can't trust my SO to stay true to me in any situation, there's just absolutely no way a serious relationship is going to happen. Period.

If I have to pick one of the poll options, I would have to chose intelligence - particularly in practical, real-world matters. I have a history of being in relationships with women who were plenty educated, but lacking common sense and values, and it's sort of a deal-breaker. It's pretty hard to work around.

there is a certain "je ne sais quoi" that a masculine man has.

like never using the phrase "je ne sais quoi"?:p

'Bodankadonk'?? :confused:

'Bodankadonk'?? :confused:

aka Booty

otherwise known as the butt. :)

'Bodankadonk'?? :confused:

Like Queen said, "Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go round." :)

Being Béatrice Schonberg helps. She's on France 2 for those who don't watch it.

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I bet she's got great lingual skills.

Like Queen said, "Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go round." :)
Oh. *nods*

Intelligence would be one. Open-mindedness, another. Frankly, I'd rather not be married to some dumbass. I don't care how big "t3hr B00bz" are, if they can't use basic reasoning, they can leave me alone.
As for looks, I would take a great many people. Still, I can't denounce a good ass and pair of tits. :p Though I rather do like "cuter" women. :D

I bet she's got great lingual skills.

One can only imagine...

*mind wanders off into space*

A terrific set Ccans.

Like Queen said, "Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go round." :)

Agreed. Even if it wasn't fat bottomed girls that made Queens world go round.:p

If him having one of these things really precludes having any of the others, I'd much rather stay single, thank you very much.

Agreed. Even if it wasn't fat bottomed girls that made Queens world go round.:p

Well, let's just say that Freddy liked variety. ;)

Well, let's just say that Freddy liked variety. ;)

No doubt.

No doubt.

In fact, our sex lives were very similar, except over the years he grew gayer and I grew straighter. *shrug* Funny thing, life. *nod*

In fact, our sex lives were very similar, except over the years he grew gayer and I grew straighter. *shrug* Funny thing, life. *nod*

Basic physics: every particle has an anti-particle.:D

Intelligence for me.

At least in real life, people do have more than one trait.

Yeah, he should have made it multi-choice.

masculinity
Could you be more vague?

I like androgynous men
???

I like hairless man-boys.

Boo-urns! Where is the "I like hairy man-men" option?

I like hairless man-boys.

Boo-urns! Where is the "I like hairy man-men" option?

"Other."

Basic physics: every particle has an anti-particle.:D

question: if light is both a particle and a wave, and every particle has an anti-particle, is there an anti-light?

"Other."

Not specific enough - I want opposites listed, dammit.

Not specific enough - I want opposites listed, dammit.

Copycat?

Not specific enough - I want opposites listed, dammit.So I guess the opposite of option #3 would be "I like 'em tiny. Microscopic, even." Lol.

question: if light is both a particle and a wave, and every particle has an anti-particle, is there an anti-light?

Yes, an exactly mirrored wave of light.

So I guess the opposite of option #3 would be "I like 'em tiny. Microscopic, even." Lol.

Some people are into that. Google gives quite the plethora of sites about miniature fetishes.

Copycat?

Not allowed.

Not allowed.

Well I've rather run out of ideas then.

holy shit. speaking of "hairy man-men" - I discovered, just now, turkish oil wrestling (http://www.turkishwrestling.com/). apperently this consists of fields of well muscled men oiling up, grapping eachother...

The leather worn by the wrestlers is called "Kisbet" In olympic wrestling, holding from the wrestling suit is regarded as a foul. In oil wrestling, most games are made on the kisbet.The wrestlers try to put their hands go through the kisbet of their opponents as much as possible.To a kisbet tied well, it is not possible to put a hand or arm through.The pehlivan can achieve putting his hand through his opponent's kisbet, can control him this way and hold from the lower end of his pants, and this way can beat his opponent with the game called 'paca kazik'..

so yeah, I went to turkishwrestling.com and it seems to be devoted to videos of oiled muscular men sticking their hands in eachother's pants. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I think I want to go to turkey, now.

holy shit. speaking of "hairy man-men" - I discovered, just now, turkish oil wrestling (http://www.turkishwrestling.com/). apperently this consists of fields of well muscled men oiling up, grapping eachother...

so yeah, I went to turkishwrestling.com and it seems to be devoted to videos of oiled muscular men sticking their hands in eachother's pants. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I think I want to go to turkey, now.

Ah, yes, that particular homo-erotic Turkish phenom has been making the Internet rounds for a couple of years now. For some reason, it never gets old, and, true, Turkey could not have asked for better PR, IMO. :)

Ah, yes, that particular homo-erotic Turkish phenom has been making the Internet rounds for a couple of years now. For some reason, it never gets old, and, true, Turkey could not have asked for better PR, IMO. :)

between that, turkish baths, and the complexion of most turkish men, I believe turkey just beat brazil for sexiest country in the world. too bad it's so muslim...

question: if light is both a particle and a wave, and every particle has an anti-particle, is there an anti-light?

Yeah, it's called dark. :D

between that, turkish baths, and the complexion of most turkish men, I believe turkey just beat brazil for sexiest country in the world. too bad it's so muslim...

From my perspective it's not more Muslim than the US is Christian. If you can handle the latter, you'll handle the former.

Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.

I would rather not have a "mate", but if I had to choose one trait in a person, I'd choose intelligence over anything else. Humor would be second, and nothing else would have any relevance.

Yeah, it's called dark. :D

lol

From my perspective it's not more Muslim than the US is Christian. If you can handle the latter, you'll handle the former.

fair enough. I'm kind of wary of any non-western nation that subscribes to an abrahamic religion. africa barely had enough time under colonial rule for homosexuality to become taboo - unfortunately high-class hindus have been brown-nosing abrahamic prudes for so long that hinduism has taken on an anti-gay tone, though it historically hasn't cared. brazil is a little strange...people are hugely accepting of drag-queens and flamboyant gay entertainers and the like, but they have some of the most apalling anti-gay violence in the world for average-joes who come out of the closet...(largely, according to the article I read, consisting of the average joes they messed around with killing them...yet more incentive to never date or dally with a straight guy...) - I live in the friggin buckle of the bible belt, and my parents work for these nutjobs (http://www.familylife.com/), I suppose turkey really wouldn't be much worse...

like never using the phrase "je ne sais quoi"?:p

lol. almost certainly. not that im suggesting that i lust after stupid or uneducated men but it would take an extraordinary man to be able to both be ruggedly masculine AND able to drop french phrases expertly. im sure it can be done but such a man would be very far out of MY league.

uh.......I am not really sure that I can pick one thing.






nope, I really can't, it's a combo of things that have to be there in a perfect balance. ;)

This thread title makes me giggle childishly every time I see it...

So an enraged male rhinocerous would do? I mean he's got masculinity in spades.

Hahaha

i like 'em fun. not necesarrily funny, but fun.

I would sure love a ride on the sex bus.

???

Androgynous men. Y'know, men who're so comfortable with their sexuality that gender roles go out the window and they can just enjoy doing whatever they want.

Some people are into that. Google gives quite the plethora of sites about miniature fetishes.<Ponders porn career.>

Androgynous men. Y'know, men who're so comfortable with their sexuality that gender roles go out the window and they can just enjoy doing whatever they want.

yay! adrogyny = teh $e><

lol. almost certainly. not that im suggesting that i lust after stupid or uneducated men but it would take an extraordinary man to be able to both be ruggedly masculine AND able to drop french phrases expertly. im sure it can be done but such a man would be very far out of MY league.

or a canadian!

*goes back to watching turkish oil wrestling*

*goes back to watching turkish oil wrestling*

this turkish oil wrestling really is enthralling, isn't it?

this turkish oil wrestling really is enthralling, isn't it?

like you wouldn't believe. it's a little bit like, for a straight guy, finding out there's a well-photographed custom of swedish women in bikinis licking honey off eachother. hundreds of them. I'm still reeling from the pleasent shock...

I'm not going to have sex until I'm married, but in terms of what I find attractive:

- maturity (including spiritual)
- honesty

And a host of other, very old-fashioned ideas. I'm very old fashioned.

agh, goodness/nobility according to my criteria
that or intelligence of which nobility is a natural byproduct

Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.

The great love of my life. But that...seems to not be an optionm anymore. So, someone who can put up with me & handle me well.

The great love of my life. But that...seems to not be an optionm anymore. So, someone who can put up with me & handle me well.

heh, yeh, in real terms that's all i'm looking for as well.

If him having one of these things really precludes having any of the others, I'd much rather stay single, thank you very much.

I'm inclined to agree :)

I can't decide between good in the sack and smart. It's either both or I'd as soon stay with self-service.

Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.

I already know a girl who's perfect, except for that she's a senior and she'd be leaving next fall...

So, so far the results are as follows:

Option 1: 16 of you are liars. Nobody care about intelligence these days.
Option 2: 8 of you agrees with me that Carlos Mencia is a hack.
Option 3: 2 of you like being torn in twain.
Option 4: 2 of you are likely pedophilic.
Option 5: 2 of you are honest about your chauvenistic ways. Pigs.
Option 6: None of you like doggystyle.
Option 7: 5 of you like to act out horror movies in bed, with all your screaming.
Option 8: None of you seem to have any back problems, and don't like a guy/girl on top of you.
Option 9: 7 of you like those who are talented "speakers".
Option 10: 13 of you are boring. Boring. Jerks, ruin my poll. Should never have made an "other" option.

So, the majority of those whom responded are liars, seconded by being boring.

Hairless man-boys plzzzz.

:gundge: :sniper: :headbang: :upyours: :p :p :p

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None of you like doggystyle.

Not true

Option 10: 13 of you are boring. Boring. Jerks, ruin my poll. Should never have made an "other" option.

Well, your poll sucked. For example, it didn't include Cleveland Steamers. What's a guy like me to do?

I didn't answer the poll. No options applied. I mean, I like massive jugs as much as the next guy, but they're hardly the end-all be-all.

like you wouldn't believe. it's a little bit like, for a straight guy, finding out there's a well-photographed custom of swedish women in bikinis licking honey off eachother. hundreds of them. I'm still reeling from the pleasent shock...


Where?!

Well, your poll sucked. For example, it didn't include Cleveland Steamers. What's a guy like me to do?

...

Uh, perhaps uninteresting is not the best choice. Perhaps "need to know basis" would have been better, and for some thing I do not need to know.

And I would have included more, however there are only ten options, and I was trying to apply to the most general ideas.

Where?!

I am curious as well...

...

Uh, perhaps uninteresting is not the best choice. Perhaps "need to know basis" would have been better, and for some thing I do not need to know.

See, that's why "Other" option was good. For everyone.

Oh, and for "other" that can be any of hte following:

Cleaveland Steamers
Dirty Sanchez
Strawberry Shortcake
Rimshots
Donky Punch
Donkey Show
Hot Carl
Angry Dragon
Blumpkin
Chili Dog
Hot Lunch
Rusty Trombone
Tea Bag
Glass Bottom Boat
Rotton Oyster
Delhi Dot
Cincinatti Bowtie
Tony Danza
Dirty Cinnamon Roll
Golden Shower
Lumberjack
Arabian Goggles
Bucking Bronco
Houdini
Jelly Doughnut
Angry Pirate
Mung
Cherry Cream Pie
Salty Pirate
Space Docking
Abe Lincoln
Boston Pancake

And any other fetish you may so desire.

*Feels quite dirty*

He must be interesting, and mildly dangerous. And he's got to challenge me. I've always said any relationship I have must be a power struggle on some level. I would get bored, otherwise.

Oh, and for "other" that can be any of hte following:

Cleaveland Steamers
Dirty Sanchez
Strawberry Shortcake
Rimshots
Donky Punch
Donkey Show
Hot Carl
Angry Dragon
Blumpkin
Chili Dog
Hot Lunch
Rusty Trombone
Tea Bag
Glass Bottom Boat
Rotton Oyster
Delhi Dot
Cincinatti Bowtie
Tony Danza
Dirty Cinnamon Roll
Golden Shower
Lumberjack
Arabian Goggles
Bucking Bronco
Houdini
Jelly Doughnut
Angry Pirate
Mung
Cherry Cream Pie
Salty Pirate
Space Docking
Abe Lincoln
Boston Pancake

And any other fetish you may so desire.

*Feels quite dirty*

BDSMWHM-B :(

Option 1: 16 of you are liars. Nobody care about intelligence these days.


That's not true. For me, the choice was between intelligence, humor, or other. None of the other options hold any relevance for me, since I'm not attracted to people. Therefore, I chose intelligence since it's pretty much the main thing that I notice about people, and I'm not a liar.

None of the other options hold any relevance for me, since I'm not attracted to people.

Pige? Snails? Trees? Rocks? Umbrellas? Tentacle monsters?

...You're not a furry, are you?

Pige? Snails? Trees? Rocks? Umbrellas? Tentacle monsters?

...You're not a furry, are you?

No...I just don't experience sexual attraction, for anyone or anything.

No one likes a back massager? *gasp!* :eek:

No...I just don't experience sexual attraction, for anyone or anything.

Ah. An asexual. A strange & odd lot to me, but whatever flo--er, sinks your boat.

Ah. An asexual. A strange & odd lot to me, but whatever flo--er, sinks your boat.

Yes, I'm asexual. It's never seemed odd to me, but then, I guess being attracted to people doesn't seem odd to people who actually are attracted to other people, either.

I am curious as well...

if I encounter any swedish babe-licking competitions, I'll let you know.

Yes, I'm asexual. It's never seemed odd to me, but then, I guess being attracted to people doesn't seem odd to people who actually are attracted to other people, either.

No, ti's not asexualism that is odd to me; I DID grow up listening to Morrissey, thank you. It's the people who practice it ("don't practice") that I meet who are odd. And yes, that IS a sweeping generalization with a qualification modifier on the front of it.

Swedish honey-licking babes?!
I agree, where? (Sweden. Er.)
Hm. Let's see. What "drives my sex bus"? Girls with pretty eyes, fairly nice body, intelligence (I hate it when I can't discuss politics/literature with girls I meet >.<), can appreciate dark humor/stupid humor like mine, and doesn't mind if I spend hours at a time playing Final Fantasy.
And, of course, they need to be a lesbian. I am a girl, contrary to popular belief.
So, let's see; how does that narrow the chances? 300,000:1? That sounds about right.

Swedish honey-licking babes?!
I agree, where? (Sweden. Er.)
Hm. Let's see. What "drives my sex bus"? Girls with pretty eyes, fairly nice body, intelligence (I hate it when I can't discuss politics/literature with girls I meet >.<), can appreciate dark humor/stupid humor like mine, and doesn't mind if I spend hours at a time playing Final Fantasy.
And, of course, they need to be a lesbian. I am a girl, contrary to popular belief.
So, let's see; how does that narrow the chances? 300,000:1? That sounds about right.

I know what you mean. try finding a vegetarian santero. who is also a history buff. statistically speaking, I believe there must be about 5 of them in the entire world - and the other 4 are dating eachother.:rolleyes:

i like 'em fishy.

What drives my sex bus?
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1154/jessica02xp2.jpg
SHE drives my sex bus.
And that is making me a very happy Demented Hamster.

What drives my sex bus?
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1154/jessica02xp2.jpg
SHE drives my sex bus.
And that is making me a very happy Demented Hamster.

Which reminds me, I have to add a "Lemmywinks" reference into what constitutes "other".

No one likes a back massager? *gasp!* :eek:

If I could only have ONE of those traits, a great back massager would definetly be my prefered option...

...hence my lone vote for the option. :D

If I could only have ONE of those traits, a great back massager would definetly be my prefered option...

...hence my lone vote for the option. :D
That reminds me - with regards to my previous post (see above): She's a just-qualified Physio.
So I'm getting all this AND free back massages! :D

That reminds me - with regards to my previous post (see above): She's a just-qualified Physio.
So I'm getting all this AND free back massages! :D

Hmm... I wonder how tall you are DH? Just curious. Not considering skinning you and using your skin and pretending to be you at all. Not at all.

What drives my sex bus?
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1154/jessica02xp2.jpg
SHE drives my sex bus.
And that is making me a very happy Demented Hamster.
At this point i'd say "I'd hit it"
You'd hit me.
everyone wins.

everyone wins.

Except me...as my back is still sore. :p

Except me...as my back is still sore. :p

If I hit you in the back of the head, it will take your mind off of the pain.

Good thing that you added, 'of the head'.:p

Alright, this is just something I'm interesting in. If you had to choose ONE aspect for a mate to have, one trait, what would it be? In other words, the other traits wouldn't exist in teh person. Poll coming.
Loving. :fluffle:

Without love there is nothing.......believe me. :D



Edit: I don't even see loving on your poll. Tsk. Tsk.

I had to vote other.

I like a girl that can make me feel all warm inside when I hold her. I like that kind of intimacy, just holding someone. Maybe I'm weird or something, but there are ways that you can feel loved just by being close, no nudity, no sex, or anything like that...

No, ti's not asexualism that is odd to me; I DID grow up listening to Morrissey, thank you. It's the people who practice it ("don't practice") that I meet who are odd. And yes, that IS a sweeping generalization with a qualification modifier on the front of it.

I see. Yes, that is a generalization. Although I guess I'm kind of strange by most people's standards.

skirts, I like skirts.

Two words- "My Wife". She is the best of all worlds- and she loves me for some reason.

The fact that she is a great mother and outstanding cook are just icing on the cake.

I'm beyond lucky.

He must be interesting, and mildly dangerous. And he's got to challenge me. I've always said any relationship I have must be a power struggle on some level. I would get bored, otherwise.

*takes notes*

What, presicisely, is your definition of "power struggle"?

*takes notes*

What, presicisely, is your definition of "power struggle"?

"Power STRUGGLE," she said, not "power EXCHANGE." AlTHOUGH....

skirts, I like skirts.

Skirts are good. Don't wear 'em personally, but I like to look at 'em.

Skirts are good. Don't wear 'em personally, but I like to look at 'em.

thats what I mean. Should have clarified. I dont like wearing skirts, I like seeing others in skirts.

thats what I mean. Should have clarified. I dont like wearing skirts, I like seeing others in skirts.
I like seeing others out of skirts.:p

Back massagers.. *sigh*
Bestest way ever to be woken up on a lazy Sunday morning. A nice backrub and a lovely fuck.




Great, now I miss my boyfriend. :(

funny, smart, polite, and a bit devious.

funny, smart, polite, and a bit devious.

Witty remarks do it for you? :p

Witty remarks do it for you? :p

sure why not.

sure why not.

It involves very little physical contact, but hey, whatever floats your boat. ;)

It involves very little physical contact, but hey, whatever floats your boat. ;)

all women have vaginas, so every hole is a goal. so they might as well be funny.:)