NationStates Jolt Archive


Even I couldn't buy this

Wilgrove
05-11-2006, 01:47
I was listening to Coast to Coast AM last night, and usually they talk about marginally believable stuff, like shadow people, ghosts, UFOs etc. However, last night was just insane! For the first hour last night, they had Dr. Morgus who said that there was a rip in the time and space continuum and that we (the human population) could travel either back and froward through time if we just concentrated hard enough or did meditation. Dr. Lois Turi (another guest) even gave his own time line for November.

* November 9th - Thousands of people forced to relocate, natural disasters, awful weather, beginning and endings of portion of life.
* November 18th – Terrorism, dramatic news involving the police, sex, secrets, famous people death and finances.
* November 25th – Explosions, earthquakes, news about nukes, electronic, NASA and the universe.

Then came the Open lines, and the special time travel hot line. Half of the callers who called on the Time Travel hot line who claimed that they went through that rip, came back with some pretty interesting stories. One said that within six month, the USA would be under martial law by the UN, and that we would have to either get chips implanted into us or leave the country, and that a false messiah was coming, which lead to massive (he empathizes on massive) suicide. When would this happen, within the next six month.

Another one shared this story: "Joe in Montana said he visited 2055, where he spent 20 years (though his trip took only 10 minutes of our time). The Democrats would win the upcoming elections, he reported, and Hillary Clinton would run and be elected president in 2008. According to Joe, Clinton remains president until 2054 and under her leadership America becomes a socialist state in 2016. He also said the United States will be plunged into economic depression after the majority of Baby Boomers retire. On the bright side, Joe mentioned that vehicles run on a variety of alternative sources instead of fossil fuels."

I swear sometimes George Noory and his guest come on here to mess with people's head and see how many people they can fool. Even I couldn't swallow this.
Dragontide
05-11-2006, 01:51
Bummer all that was on radio. That would make one hell of a DVD! :D
Wilgrove
05-11-2006, 01:54
Bummer all that was on radio. That would make one hell of a DVD! :D

Yes it would.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-11-2006, 02:03
For the first hour last night, they had Dr. Morgus who said that there was a rip in the time and space continuum and that we (the human population) could travel either back and froward through time if we just concentrated hard enough or did meditation.
Hey, he was right!
At 7:55PM I began concentrating on real hard and then, just a few minutes later, it was 8:00PM! Amazing . . .
Wilgrove
05-11-2006, 02:05
Hey, he was right!
At 7:55PM I began concentrating on real hard and then, just a few minutes later, it was 8:00PM! Amazing . . .

LOL! :D
Ashmoria
05-11-2006, 02:07
i love the way noory goes right along with whatever whacko stuff is being spouted. no story is too wild for him to go along with and give a bit of emotional support to the teller.

he sometimes seems to believe some of this shit though. he made a claim a month or so ago that he and his new age friends had healed that kentucky derby winning horse that broke its leg. they all got together and projected positive energy to the horse and *bam* it was healed.

its a fun show.
MeansToAnEnd
05-11-2006, 02:08
If Hillary Clinton becomes president, it might be better if our world was completely destroyed due to global warming. :)
Wilgrove
05-11-2006, 02:09
i love the way noory goes right along with whatever whacko stuff is being spouted. no story is too wild for him to go along with and give a bit of emotional support to the teller.

he sometimes seems to believe some of this shit though. he made a claim a month or so ago that he and his new age friends had healed that kentucky derby winning horse that broke its leg. they all got together and projected positive energy to the horse and *bam* it was healed.

its a fun show.

Yea, and you can keep an open mind about what they say, just make sure it's not too open so that your brain falls out.
New Xero Seven
05-11-2006, 02:14
Damn thats freaky... either tahts actually true or they were taking some colourful drugs.
Wilgrove
05-11-2006, 02:16
Damn thats freaky... either tahts actually true or they were taking some colourful drugs.

I would go with colorful drugs, because I don't think there's anyway to tell if there is a rip in the space/time continuum.
New Xero Seven
05-11-2006, 02:17
I would go with colorful drugs, because I don't think there's anyway to tell if there is a rip in the space/time continuum.

Oh, the rip would be me. :eek: :)
The Plutonian Empire
05-11-2006, 02:57
*Eerie twilight zone music*
Intestinal fluids
05-11-2006, 03:14
You need to get Sirius and listen to Riley Martin on channel 101 on Tue nights at mignight EST. He is the certified king of the alien abductions and worth every second of listening to him. The absolute king and master of bullshit and alien technobabble. He is brilliant and entertaining as hell. Buy a symbol from him on his website so when the world ends due to alien invasion, the aliens will know by your symbol that your on thier side and take you with them!!!!!
The Mindset
05-11-2006, 03:28
Why are USAmerican nutters always the weirdest?! There must be something in your water.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-11-2006, 07:17
Why are USAmerican nutters always the weirdest?! There must be something in your water.
No, in America we've just developed a caste of people who's job it is to be crazy so that the rest of us can live vicariously through them while bearing out our boring, ennui-laden, self-loathing existences in polite suburbia.
This allows the average American to keep their head in the sand and avoid making waves, and would work out pretty well but for one flaw: at some point, it was decided that the Crazy Caste should also be the one responsible for representing Americans to the world.
The Ingsoc Collective
05-11-2006, 08:10
I was listening to Coast to Coast AM last night, and usually they talk about marginally believable stuff, like shadow people, ghosts, UFOs etc. However, last night was just insane! For the first hour last night, they had Dr. Morgus who said that there was a rip in the time and space continuum and that we (the human population) could travel either back and froward through time if we just concentrated hard enough or did meditation. Dr. Lois Turi (another guest) even gave his own time line for November.

* November 9th - Thousands of people forced to relocate, natural disasters, awful weather, beginning and endings of portion of life.
* November 18th – Terrorism, dramatic news involving the police, sex, secrets, famous people death and finances.
* November 25th – Explosions, earthquakes, news about nukes, electronic, NASA and the universe.

Then came the Open lines, and the special time travel hot line. Half of the callers who called on the Time Travel hot line who claimed that they went through that rip, came back with some pretty interesting stories. One said that within six month, the USA would be under martial law by the UN, and that we would have to either get chips implanted into us or leave the country, and that a false messiah was coming, which lead to massive (he empathizes on massive) suicide. When would this happen, within the next six month.

Another one shared this story: "Joe in Montana said he visited 2055, where he spent 20 years (though his trip took only 10 minutes of our time). The Democrats would win the upcoming elections, he reported, and Hillary Clinton would run and be elected president in 2008. According to Joe, Clinton remains president until 2054 and under her leadership America becomes a socialist state in 2016. He also said the United States will be plunged into economic depression after the majority of Baby Boomers retire. On the bright side, Joe mentioned that vehicles run on a variety of alternative sources instead of fossil fuels."

I swear sometimes George Noory and his guest come on here to mess with people's head and see how many people they can fool. Even I couldn't swallow this.


So what happens when Nov. 25 rolls around and said disasters haven't occured? What do they do, ret-con their newscast?
Seangoli
05-11-2006, 08:16
So what happens when Nov. 25 rolls around and said disasters haven't occured? What do they do, ret-con their newscast?

Well, the problem is, that these are so vague terms, that it's quite likely they will happen. Relocate from where? Natural disasters? They happen quite often, really, and it apparently was specified to a given region of the world... awful weather... a big snowstorm? Terrorism? No shit sherlock. Anything that happens in the Mid-east could be labelled as terrorism. Really, nothing of those descriptions of the "near-future" really is that specific or convincing.
The Ingsoc Collective
05-11-2006, 08:18
Well, the problem is, that these are so vague terms, that it's quite likely they will happen. Relocate from where? Natural disasters? They happen quite often, really, and it apparently was specified to a given region of the world... awful weather... a big snowstorm? Terrorism? No shit sherlock. Anything that happens in the Mid-east could be labelled as terrorism. Really, nothing of those descriptions of the "near-future" really is that specific or convincing.

Ah, the old "vague predictions always come true" trick, eh?

Amazing how little human beings have changed in the past 20,000 years.
Montacanos
05-11-2006, 08:19
Both of those cannot be true. Ethier we are under UN rule, or Hillary is president. Forgive me if I cant even imagine Hillary agreeing to be a puppet president :p Or, now that I think of it, I cant imagine her being socialist either. The Clinton family has far too much vested in the capitalist system.
The Ingsoc Collective
05-11-2006, 08:21
I suppose with time-travel, you could always say that going back to the past screwed things up so that history came out differently.
Wilgrove
05-11-2006, 08:31
I suppose with time-travel, you could always say that going back to the past screwed things up so that history came out differently.

If I could time travel, I would go back to the very beginning of life on this earth and piss in the ooze in which we came out of.
Seangoli
05-11-2006, 08:32
Ah, the old "vague predictions always come true" trick, eh?

Amazing how little human beings have changed in the past 20,000 years.

Yep, and amazing how susceptable some people are to this type of logic. Really, it's quite frightening. It's also one of the strategies employed in politics, at times. And people believe, because it they are so vague, that one something that fits the peramiters, the people who "predicted" he can say "I PREDICTED IT!" and no one can really deny it.

For instance, the election coming up will have major political shifts.

Now, this can apply to Congress, state governments, local governments, referrendums, etc.

Now, on Wednesday, I can find something that happened to back this claim up, and claim that I predicted. And notice that Morgus was the one who was vague(The guy who said this was occurring)-the callers were the descriptive ones.
CanuckHeaven
05-11-2006, 08:36
Oh, the rip would be me. :eek: :)
Does the rip come with a loud noise followed by the smell of methane like gas? :D
MrMopar
05-11-2006, 08:53
If Hillary Clinton becomes president, it might be better if our world was completely destroyed due to global warming. :)
I wholeheartadly agree. Me wants me some v1.0 San Andreas!
Langenbruck
05-11-2006, 09:34
If Hillary Clinton becomes president, it might be better if our world was completely destroyed due to global warming. :)

Hey, and what if the rest of the world is against your crazy idea? Remember, there are billions of people not living in your holy country, which is the center of the universe.

So, please stop driving cars which need 15 liters for 100 km. The people living on the pacific islands would be grateful.

Hm, if I see some people in this forum, I belive that there are enough crazy guys for such a radiostation...
Farnhamia
05-11-2006, 09:37
Why are USAmerican nutters always the weirdest?! There must be something in your water.

Oh? Crop circles were invented in the UK, I believe. :p Or are you envious? :D
Harlesburg
05-11-2006, 11:25
Pretty much sums it up.
Thornton has been known to score in bunches, and he seems to be finally finding his goal-scoring stride at this point.
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