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Remember, remember the fifth of November.

The Potato Factory
04-11-2006, 15:12
Well, it's that time of the year again.

*burns down Parliament*
Katganistan
04-11-2006, 15:17
Right, time to pop V for Vendetta into the old DVD player.
Well, come on, that's what most folks outside the UK know it from, not for Guy Fawkes day.
LazyOtaku
04-11-2006, 15:19
Right, time to pop V for Vendetta into the old DVD player.
Well, come on, that's what most folks outside the UK know it from, not for Guy Fawkes day.

Why not read the comic instead?
Katganistan
04-11-2006, 15:22
Why not read the comic instead?

Actually, I quite liked the film. And comics are evil: too addictive when they are good. *looks at file cabinet and moving boxes against wall of room*
Greyenivol Colony
04-11-2006, 15:23
Yep! Time to remember that great martyr Guy Fawlkes, who tried to remind the ruling elite that you cannot trample on a minority forever without expecting to see some sort of comuppance. It's only a shame that he didn't blow those bastards to smithereens.
Nodinia
04-11-2006, 15:25
Yep! Time to remember that great martyr Guy Fawlkes, who tried to remind the ruling elite that you cannot trample on a minority forever without expecting to see some sort of comuppance. It's only a shame that he didn't blow those bastards to smithereens.

Biccie for you.
Katganistan
04-11-2006, 15:25
Yep! Time to remember that great martyr Guy Fawlkes, who tried to remind the ruling elite that you cannot trample on a minority forever without expecting to see some sort of comuppance. It's only a shame that he didn't blow those bastards to smithereens.

Except that he didn't really accomplish what he set out to do, as he didn't blow them up and was hanged, and most people simply view it as a day to have bonfires and fireworks.
I V Stalin
04-11-2006, 15:39
Yep! Time to remember that great martyr Guy Fawlkes, who tried to remind the ruling elite that you cannot trample on a minority forever without expecting to see some sort of comuppance. It's only a shame that he didn't blow those bastards to smithereens.
You could also remember that he was hung out to dry (pardon the pun) by his fellow conspirators (many of whom had failed in an attempt to assassinate Elizabeth I) who eventually accidentally blew themselves up in Staffordshire. Not that they were complete amateurs or anything...:rolleyes:
The Infinite Dunes
04-11-2006, 16:50
Someone really should blow up parliament. It's too small for its current purposes. There are about 600 MPs in the UK, but the Commons only has a capacity of around 400. I personally blame Churchill for being more concerned about asthetics and tradtion that practicality. He the perfect oppurtunity to rebuilt the chamber according need when the chamber was destroyed in WWII. Pfft.
Ilie
04-11-2006, 17:11
Oh yeah, Guy Fawkes day! I had forgotten when that was. I've been out of the UK for WAY too long...now I celebrate the 4th of July. ;) Ironic?
Ifreann
04-11-2006, 17:14
Is this an excuse to get drunk?
Andaluciae
04-11-2006, 17:16
Did you know that he actually signed his name "Guido Fawkes"? I think that's awesome.

"Hey, Guido, you know dis guy?"
Englaland
04-11-2006, 17:25
Except that he didn't really accomplish what he set out to do, as he didn't blow them up and was hanged, and most people simply view it as a day to have bonfires and fireworks.

Hanged, drawn and quartered as I remember :)
New Burmesia
04-11-2006, 17:28
Someone really should blow up parliament. It's too small for its current purposes. There are about 600 MPs in the UK, but the Commons only has a capacity of around 400. I personally blame Churchill for being more concerned about asthetics and tradtion that practicality. He the perfect oppurtunity to rebuilt the chamber according need when the chamber was destroyed in WWII. Pfft.

646 to be precise. And that's only the Commons. The lords have around 750 members, which is rather a lot for a Prime Ministerial rubber stamp. I say go the other way round: cut the Commons to about 450-500 elected by a form of PR and abolish the Lords altogether.

Cheaper, no?
Keruvalia
04-11-2006, 17:29
Is this an excuse to get drunk?

Is one needed?
Englaland
04-11-2006, 17:30
1. Dragged on a hurdle (a wooden frame) to the place of execution. (drawn)
2. Hanged by the neck, but removed before death (hanged).
3. Disembowelled, and the genitalia and entrails burned before the victim's eyes (often mistaken for drawing).
4. Beheaded and the body divided into four parts (quartered).

Typically, the resulting five parts (i.e., the four quarters of the body and the head) were gibbeted (put on public display) in different parts of the city, town, or, in famous cases, country, to deter would-be traitors.

Guy Fawkes apparently broke his neck jumping off the gallows and died then, so he was lucky... Though of course he was horrifically tortured first.
JuNii
04-11-2006, 17:32
Oh yeah, Guy Fawkes day! I had forgotten when that was. I've been out of the UK for WAY too long...now I celebrate the 4th of July. ;) Ironic?
so celebrate both!

how does one celebrate the 5th of November... and is there an "Offical Name" for that day.
Keruvalia
04-11-2006, 17:36
1. Dragged on a hurdle (a wooden frame) to the place of execution. (drawn)
2. Hanged by the neck, but removed before death (hanged).
3. Disembowelled, and the genitalia and entrails burned before the victim's eyes (often mistaken for drawing).
4. Beheaded and the body divided into four parts (quartered).

Sounds like quite the party.
I V Stalin
04-11-2006, 17:38
so celebrate both!

how does one celebrate the 5th of November... and is there an "Offical Name" for that day.
Typically you set off a shitload of fireworks long into the night keeping people living near you awake. It's known as Guy Fawkes Night or Bonfire Night (or, according to wikipedia, Fireworks Night, but I've never heard it referred to as that).

Usually there are big events organised by local councils or other organisations, where there'll be a massive firework display and bonfire.
JuNii
04-11-2006, 17:46
Typically you set off a shitload of fireworks long into the night keeping people living near you awake. It's known as Guy Fawkes Night or Bonfire Night (or, according to wikipedia, Fireworks Night, but I've never heard it referred to as that).

Usually there are big events organised by local councils or other organisations, where there'll be a massive firework display and bonfire.

I remember someone saying that the kids make dolls and ask for pennies, then at night they burn the dolls in a bonfire? is that this celebration?
Philosopy
04-11-2006, 17:47
I always like Bonfire Night. There's something cool about standing in the freezing cold next to a giant fire, watching your friends and relatives leg it from the latest round of explosives they've just ignited.

And the failure of the plot is something we should always celebrate, as it highlights the ideal that in this country, changes of Government should come through the ballot box, never through violence.
Philosopy
04-11-2006, 17:48
I remember someone saying that the kids make dolls and ask for pennies, then at night they burn the dolls in a bonfire? is that this celebration?

That's the one.

"Penny for the Guy, guv'nor?"
New Xero Seven
04-11-2006, 17:55
I'd like to burn down the Parliament Building in Ottawa, you know... BBQ some MPs and roast that Prime Minister of ours that was marinated in some Albertan BBQ sauce of some sort.

Anyone with me? :)
JuNii
04-11-2006, 17:57
That's the one.

"Penny for the Guy, guv'nor?"

ah...

so you celebrate the actions of a terrorist who tried to blow up parlament by begging for pennies... and then burning him in semi-effigy...




wow... that sounds so American... :p
Philosopy
04-11-2006, 18:01
ah...

so you celebrate the actions of a terrorist who tried to blow up parlament by begging for pennies... and then burning him in semi-effigy...
Well, technically the celebration is of the fact that he was caught and nastily executed (although that bit isn't really emphasised :p), rather than his actions.

wow... that sounds so American... :p
Well, in many ways there's no reason why America couldn't celebrate it; it was your Parliament as well. This was about 150 years before the Declaration of Independence, after all.
JuNii
04-11-2006, 18:13
Well, technically the celebration is of the fact that he was caught and nastily executed (although that bit isn't really emphasised :p), rather than his actions.


Well, in many ways there's no reason why America couldn't celebrate it; it was your Parliament as well. This was about 150 years before the Declaration of Independence, after all.

Kewl...


err... can't sew... can I dress up a cabbage patch doll instead?
Ladamesansmerci
04-11-2006, 18:23
Nobody has posted this yet? :eek:

http://www.filmica.com/casiopea/archivos/v2.jpg

Penny for the guy?
IL Ruffino
04-11-2006, 18:28
Is this an excuse to get drunk?

Yes.

But it's only the 4th here. :(
Bekerro
04-11-2006, 18:29
Guy Fawkes was a hero. RIP.
Yootopia
04-11-2006, 18:31
I always like Bonfire Night. There's something cool about standing in the freezing cold next to a giant fire, watching your friends and relatives leg it from the latest round of explosives they've just ignited.
:)

My family and a family friendly to us have enough fireworks to make "Shock and Awe" look like a tea party.

Truly this will be a cool November the fifth.
I V Stalin
04-11-2006, 18:31
I remember someone saying that the kids make dolls and ask for pennies, then at night they burn the dolls in a bonfire? is that this celebration?
That might be what used to happen, but what happens now is the kids all dress up in tracksuits and hoodies, stick a knife to your throat and say "Give us yer wallet n' phone or I'll fuckin' cut ya". Same principle, though - enterprising children looking for ways to make money out of their elders.
I V Stalin
04-11-2006, 18:32
:)

My family and a family friendly to us have enough fireworks to make "Shock and Awe" look like a tea party.

Truly this will be a cool November the fifth.
*checks train times to York* :)
Yootopia
04-11-2006, 18:46
*checks train times to York* :)
Heh!

Any chance of a York NS meet, then?
I V Stalin
04-11-2006, 18:49
Heh!

Any chance of a York NS meet, then?
Tomorrow? Unlikely. Maybe at some point in the next year though.
Prussische
04-11-2006, 18:50
What a horrid day. God save the King!!!!
Yootopia
04-11-2006, 18:51
Tomorrow? Unlikely. Maybe at some point in the next year though.
Actually, Manchester or London is probably a better idea.

York is nice and small, but there's not much to do and most of the bubs are a bit crap tbh.

*wonders back onto the topic*

The US should probably celebrate this, too. It's fun, and you can create some jobs and things, as well as double the amount of fireworks sales per year!
Yootopia
04-11-2006, 18:52
What a horrid day. God save the King!!!!
Queen, I think you'll find.
I V Stalin
04-11-2006, 18:57
Actually, Manchester or London is probably a better idea.

York is nice and small, but there's not much to do and most of the bubs are a bit crap tbh.
We've done Manchester (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=437292) and London (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=499325) (and Birmingham (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=483045))

Skegness and Leicester were mooted as possible venues for the next one.
The Lone Alliance
04-11-2006, 19:23
Sweet, yeah America should get in on this. But I think a holiday celebrating the capture of a "Terrorist" would be over some people's heads.
Philosopy
04-11-2006, 20:44
You know, all the fireworks are going off outside, I'm about to go to the pub, and I'm sitting here thinking 'is this the best holiday/event of the entire year?' :)
Soviestan
04-11-2006, 20:46
Is one needed?

not for me:p
Naturalog
04-11-2006, 21:28
Sweet, yeah America should get in on this. But I think a holiday celebrating the capture of a "Terrorist" would be over some people's heads.

I seem to remember learning that the colonies did, but stopped during the revolution. I think George Washington even asked his troops to not celebrate it. All in all, it's a fairly gruesome holiday. It celebrates the execution of a fairly inept terrorist, who was fighting not so much for equal treatment of the minority as he was fighting just for the minority. The character in V for Vendetta does not seem to emulate the original Guy Fawkes, as he is fighting for freedom, not Catholicism.
Ieuano
04-11-2006, 21:50
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,'twas his intent
to blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below,
Poor old England to overthrow:
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, make the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip hoorah!

A penny loaf to feed the Pope.
A farthing o' cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down.
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar.
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head.
Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead.
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah!
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
04-11-2006, 21:52
I used to love guy fawkes night too bad canada doesn't have it.... I'll light a candle or something and eat cotton candy.
Ieuano
04-11-2006, 21:53
They do it properly in Lewes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewes#Lewes_bonfire)
Ieuano
04-11-2006, 21:53
I used to love guy fox night too bad canada doesn't have it.... I'll light a candle or something and eat cotton candy.

Guy who, who is this guy fox?

oh you mean guy fawkes...
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
04-11-2006, 22:04
They do it properly in Lewes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewes#Lewes_bonfire)

I'm okay with just fireworks.
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
04-11-2006, 22:07
Guy who, who is this guy fox?

oh you mean guy fawkes...

I've been outta England for 6 years and I couldn't exactly remember the spelling :rolleyes:
Ieuano
04-11-2006, 22:12
I've been outta England for 6 years and I couldn't exactly remember the spelling :rolleyes:

:eek: you mean you left :eek:

i dont blame you, England smells, Wales on the other hand...
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
04-11-2006, 22:30
:eek: you mean you left :eek:

i dont blame you, England smells, Wales on the other hand...

not by choice, let me assure you.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
04-11-2006, 22:41
Yep! Time to remember that great martyr Guy Fawlkes, who tried to remind the ruling elite that you cannot trample on a minority forever without expecting to see some sort of comuppance.
Actually, since he failed, wouldn't this be the day to remember that great King, James I, who successfully reminded the various minorities in his country that, yes, in fact, the ruling elite do own them?
CanuckHeaven
04-11-2006, 23:31
Did you know that he actually signed his name "Guido Fawkes"? I think that's awesome.

"Hey, Guido, you know dis guy?"
There is one and only one Guido......


Father Guido Sarducci

http://www.spradley.org/alfa-romeo/guido_sarducci.jpeg

:D
Gorias
05-11-2006, 00:35
aargh holiday that promotes racism.
Prussische
05-11-2006, 00:50
Actually, since he failed, wouldn't this be the day to remember that great King, James I, who successfully reminded the various minorities in his country that, yes, in fact, the ruling elite do own them?

Hah hah! Good show, old boy!
Ultraviolent Radiation
05-11-2006, 01:08
:eek: you mean you left :eek:

i dont blame you, England smells, Wales on the other hand...

Yeah Wales with its famous... um... um... sheep... sounds great to me.
Ultraviolent Radiation
05-11-2006, 01:10
aargh holiday that promotes racism.

Racism? Catholics are a race now? Well, I guess it was only matter of time since they declared muslims a race :rolleyes:

Anyway, celebrating on a holiday doesn't mean celebrating the original reason for the holiday. I mean, I don't believe in Jesus, but I'm not going to give up my christmas holidays over it!
Katganistan
05-11-2006, 01:11
so celebrate both!

how does one celebrate the 5th of November... and is there an "Offical Name" for that day.

"Guy Fawkes Day"
Derscon
05-11-2006, 03:51
The US should probably celebrate this, too. It's fun, and you can create some jobs and things, as well as double the amount of fireworks sales per year!

A lot of US states have nasty bans on fireworks (like mine). Bastards.
Bodies Without Organs
05-11-2006, 03:56
It celebrates the execution of a fairly inept terrorist, who was fighting not so much for equal treatment of the minority as he was fighting just for the minority.

Celebrating his execution? Why is it then celebrated on the 5th November, instead of the last day of January?
Daverana
05-11-2006, 04:21
The point of Guy Fawkes day is not that someone tried to blow shit up, or that he was hung for it. The point comes from what followed - religious intolerance. The lesson is that we must not allow religious fanatics like Guy Fawkes to lead humanity down the path of religious war.
Bodies Without Organs
05-11-2006, 04:23
The lesson is that we must not allow religious fanatics like Guy Fawkes to lead humanity down the path of religious war.

Is it then okay to follow them what ain't religious fanatics down the path of religious war?
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
05-11-2006, 04:28
The point of Guy Fawkes day is not that someone tried to blow shit up, or that he was hung for it. The point comes from what followed - religious intolerance. The lesson is that we must not allow religious fanatics like Guy Fawkes to lead humanity down the path of religious war.

I may not remember correctly because I learned abouit it when I was young and they didn't really get into the substance behind it but wasn't Guy Fawkes just trying to defend himself and get equal rights?
Pyotr
05-11-2006, 04:30
So I guess it is now Nov. 5th in England seeing as how it is 3:30 AM their time, Happy Guy Fawkes day everybody!

I would be watching V for Vendetta right now but its 10:30PM and I live in an apartment, :mad:
Dribilie
05-11-2006, 04:41
Right, time to pop V for Vendetta into the old DVD player.
Well, come on, that's what most folks outside the UK know it from, not for Guy Fawkes day.


What an excellent movie!
Derscon
05-11-2006, 05:00
Is it then okay to follow them what ain't religious fanatics down the path of religious war?

Yes. :p
Daverana
05-11-2006, 05:21
I may not remember correctly because I learned abouit it when I was young and they didn't really get into the substance behind it but wasn't Guy Fawkes just trying to defend himself and get equal rights?

Certainly. Catholics were an oppressed people in England even before this event. But he was a nutjob and most Catholics rejected him.