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Satire of a Bat s@#$ kind!

Darknovae
03-11-2006, 12:05
Well............ I woke up 2 hours ago, at 3:48 am. And... I came up with a new story!

The story is mostly made up of BS theories that I've discarded, but whatever. It's supposed to be about the Republicans and Democrats being pushed out of power and the Independents taking over. A 15 year old girl who associates herself wit the Independents finds out about the history of the Republicans and Democrats (and figures out why they're so freaking similar! :eek:). She learns about it from the college student next door (who came back home for a few days) who is a journalist. She wrote an article but her Democrat editor rejected it and a Republican fellow-reporter reported it to the FBI. The FBI confirmed it as true and the Repblican and Democrat Parties threaten the poor journalist and tell her not to show it at all. the 15 year old (who doesn't have a name yet because I can't think of one) posts it on the Internet and gets in trouble but hey, the Independents manage to take over the US and the Republicans and Democrats are out of power.

However, there is a major warning on this. We all know about the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, and how they say the Republicans shot down all the planes and everything (there's quite a few conspiracy theorists in my honors science class :eek:). Here comes another batcrap (I don't like using the synonym of "crap" in writing... don't ask why) warning.... in the story, the Democrats actually did it.

Well, what I need for the story is names for politcial candidates (I don't want to use real names) and the protagonist and juornalist. And some UNBIASED history of the Republican and Democrat Parties (as well as some info on the Federalists and Whigs).

I don't really plan on having this published, but I'd at least like to finish it (and no, my other stories shouldn't suffer).
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 12:09
Go Pancake!

Sounds good!
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 12:36
Nobody wants to read my story? :(
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 12:38
Wewt, first vote!
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 12:42
Wewt, first vote!

Yay! A dedicated reader! :D

Can you help me with naming and the history of the Federalists, Whigs, Republicans, and Democrats? pretty please? *big puppy dog eyes*
Damor
03-11-2006, 12:43
Nobody wants to read my story? :(How many people did you expect to see this post at this time of day within half an hour of posting it?
Doesn't anyone have patience anymore? I hope your impatience isn't reflected in your story, because that would make for very bad pacing.
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 12:47
How many people did you expect to see this post at this time of day within half an hour of posting it?
Doesn't anyone have patience anymore? I hope your impatience isn't reflected in your story, because that would make for very bad pacing.

Ummmm.... good point. :p

And no, my impatience isn't really reflected in any of my stories... except the CGD one... every 9 days a character dies, gets pregnant, or attempts to run away. Or gets insulted by the US government. In one year. :eek: It doesn't happen in my other stories, however. :p
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 12:50
Yay! A dedicated reader! :D

Can you help me with naming and the history of the Federalists, Whigs, Republicans, and Democrats? pretty please? *big puppy dog eyes*

Do what I used to do when I had to make a name for somebody in English, find anything in your house with credits and use the names of people there(e.g. a DVD, a game manual).

Also, 6500 posts!
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 12:56
Do what I used to do when I had to make a name for somebody in English, find anything in your house with credits and use the names of people there(e.g. a DVD, a game manual).

Also, 6500 posts!

Or a yearbook? Good idea.

However, last names is a problem. I don't want to use something too common like "Brown" "Norton" "Jordan" or something like that. And I don't want to use the names of my friends because that owuld be weird. And I don't want to use my own last name (which is VERY common in the US). First names aren't much of a problem, it's the last names.
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 12:57
Or a yearbook? Good idea.

However, last names is a problem. I don't want to use something too common like "Brown" "Norton" "Jordan" or something like that. And I don't want to use the names of my friends because that owuld be weird. And I don't want to use my own last name (which is VERY common in the US). First names aren't much of a problem, it's the last names.

Anything with lots of names of people who aren't famous. Also, you can find such a thing and mix up the first and last names.
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 13:01
Anything with lots of names of people who aren't famous. Also, you can find such a thing and mix up the first and last names.

True. That's what I did in "Think of the Children".
Minaris
03-11-2006, 13:02
Yay! A dedicated reader! :D

Can you help me with naming and the history of the Federalists, Whigs, Republicans, and Democrats? pretty please? *big puppy dog eyes*

Federalists and Whigs- long, aristocratic names with "the III"s on the end, etc.

ex. "Jonatan Louise Barges the Third"

Republicans and Democrats- short versions of ^ names

ex. "John Barges" or "Jon L. Barges"

Some names:

John Kerrone- Dem.
Daniel Samuel Simmons the Fourth- Fed
George Buserone- Rep.
Samuel James Adams the Fifth- Whig
Minaris
03-11-2006, 13:03
I am waiting for TYOU to be threatened to not release the story as the ultimate irony. :eek: :D
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 13:03
True. That's what I did in "Think of the Children".

And if you want you can get lazy and use the name of someone who is famous and have them teased occassionally about it.
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 13:07
I am waiting for TYOU to be threatened to not release the story as the ultimate irony. :eek: :D

I live for irony! :D
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 13:11
And if you want you can get lazy and use the name of someone who is famous and have them teased occassionally about it.

I was thinking of that.

Tom Foley, D-FL. Jorge Branch, President of the USA. Rick Cheyenne, VP of the USA. That ok?
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 13:14
I was thinking of that.

Tom Foley, D-FL. Jorge Branch, President of the USA. Rick Cheyenne, VP of the USA. That ok?

I thing Jorge Branch is pushing it a bit. And Cheyenne isn't pronounced at all like Chaney.
Minaris
03-11-2006, 13:19
I live for irony! :D

In this case you may not be living... :eek:

Cuz everyone knows that is how them secretive gov'ts roll! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Anadyr Islands
03-11-2006, 13:20
Is this 15 year old girl based on yourself?

I'm not sure why, but people always like to place themselves into their own stories, teenagers in particular. Not trying to sound patronizing or old or anything, just saying that's something I notice.

Hell, I'm only 16. Well, 17 in February, and that's just around the corner.
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 13:21
I thing Jorge Branch is pushing it a bit. And Cheyenne isn't pronounced at all like Chaney.

Hmm... "Cheney" and "Cheyenne" do look similar though, which is what I was aiming for. And "Jorge Branch" may be pushing it, yes.
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 13:23
WHO VOTED "eh no die Pancake" IN THE POLL!?!?!?!? :mad:
Minaris
03-11-2006, 13:25
WHO VOTED "eh no die Pancake" IN THE POLL!?!?!?!? :mad:

Not me.
Anadyr Islands
03-11-2006, 13:28
Not me.

I just said probably not.For two reasons:

1. I have read two books at the same time for my english class, so anything else is a a no-no.
2.I just don't like it. Sorry, kid, just my personal tastes. I'm being as honest as the Buddha has said I should be.
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 13:28
WHO VOTED "eh no die Pancake" IN THE POLL!?!?!?!? :mad:

This is what you get for not making it a public poll.
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 13:31
I just said probably not.For two reasons:

1. I have read two books at the same time for my english class, so anything else is a a no-no.
2.I just don't like it. Sorry, kid, just my personal tastes. I'm being as honest as the Buddha has said I should be.

MEh, that's okay. I just wanna know who told me to die... :mad:
Minaris
03-11-2006, 13:33
MEh, that's okay. I just wanna know who told me to die... :mad:

The US government.
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 13:37
The US government.

:eek:

But I'm 14! I haven't finished high school yet! :eek: :(





:p
Minaris
03-11-2006, 13:39
:eek:

But I'm 14! I haven't finished high school yet! :eek: :(


Then you'll have an 'accident' and end up in Thailand, if you get my drift. :eek:


:p
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 13:45
Then you'll have an 'accident' and end up in Thailand, if you get my drift. :eek:


:p

What does the JonBenet Ramsey case have to do with the story? :confused:
Minaris
03-11-2006, 13:46
What does the JonBenet Ramsey case have to do with the story? :confused:

I meant a different thing... Here is a hint: :fluffle:
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 13:54
I meant a different thing... Here is a hint: :fluffle:

I'm trying to think of a different thing but your fluffle hint just brought me back to Karr. :mad:
Curious Inquiry
03-11-2006, 15:26
Some random names:
Proctor Gelman
Jenny Fling
Sam Ash
Arthur "Big" Doughty
Mack Krunk

gl ;)
Smunkeeville
03-11-2006, 15:29
I like it!

did we ever find out why you aren't doing NaNoWriMo?
Sheni
03-11-2006, 15:40
I'm trying to think of a different thing but your fluffle hint just brought me back to Karr. :mad:

Wiki "prostitution in Thailand".
It ought to cover any questions you have.

I just noticed that my post count is about 9,500 less then Smunkee's and I joined before her.
WTF?:confused:
Man, I need to spam more...:p
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:43
Wiki "prostitution in Thailand".
It ought to cover any questions you have.

I just noticed that my post count is about 9,500 less then Smunkee's and I joined before her.
WTF?:confused:
Man, I need to spam more...:p

It's a lurker, get it!
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 18:00
I like it!

did we ever find out why you aren't doing NaNoWriMo?

I never looked into that thread. Is there a certain type of prompt or could it be freestyle fiction?

Is it still around? :confused:
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 18:06
Some random names:
Proctor Gelman
Jenny Fling
Sam Ash
Arthur "Big" Doughty
Mack Krunk

gl ;)

Well... I came up with some (for politicians... ;))

Libby Trumpree, D-VA
Marcus Crockit, R-DE
Jonathon Bosh, R-MA
Ann Tommirott, R-WV