NationStates Jolt Archive


So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

Desperate Measures
02-11-2006, 22:01
"Study: 90% of the ocean's edible species may be gone by 2048"
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/discoveries/2006-11-02-overfishing-threat_x.htm?POE=TECISVA
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10433-no-more-seafood-by-2050.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6108414.stm


So, if you don't like fish. You're in luck. More doomsaying? What think you?
LazyOtaku
02-11-2006, 22:03
You have to look at the positive side: at least we won't have to be afraid of sharks anymore.
Farnhamia
02-11-2006, 22:05
Nah, we'll just save the last few and raise them up in farms. Besides, I read somewhere that salmon are spawning in rivers that flow to the Arctic Ocean now, so they're expanding, which means those reports are just whining from the elitist liberal science faction. You know, the ones who say human activity could cause the world to get warmer.
Desperate Measures
02-11-2006, 22:05
You have to look at the positive side: at least we won't have to be afraid of sharks anymore.

By the way... Excellent Nintendo sig. And yes... I've always been vaguely fearful of a shark sneak attack.
Texan Hotrodders
02-11-2006, 22:05
"Study: 90% of the ocean's edible species may be gone by 2048"
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/discoveries/2006-11-02-overfishing-threat_x.htm?POE=TECISVA
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10433-no-more-seafood-by-2050.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6108414.stm


So, if you don't like fish. You're in luck. More doomsaying? What think you?

I think I'm going to sushi bars while I still can.
Arthais101
02-11-2006, 22:05
The title of this thread should be "So Long Fish, and Thanks for All the You"
Farnhamia
02-11-2006, 22:07
Should have know when the Fulton Fish Market moved out of Lower Manhattan to the Bronx.
Desperate Measures
02-11-2006, 22:07
The title of this thread should be "So Long Fish, and Thanks for All the You"

You are win at being wittier. Happy?
German Nightmare
02-11-2006, 22:08
*grabs towel and waits for the pickup*
Arthais101
02-11-2006, 22:08
You are win at being wittier. Happy?

muchly *nods*
Heikoku
02-11-2006, 22:10
Tuna and salmon ARE created in captivity, right? Right? o_O
Drunk commies deleted
02-11-2006, 22:13
I blame the third world. Those scumbags don't treat their sewerage. That much nutrient dumped straight into rivers that lead to oceans cause algae blooms that then die back, lower oxygen levels, kill fish and promote the growth of stuff like cyanobacteria and jellyfish which I don't eat. Also the ones who live on the coastlines eat my fish. I need some surf to go with my damn turf. Somebody ought to do something about those third world losers.
Bitchkitten
02-11-2006, 22:15
I'm doing my part for conservation. I hate seafood, never touch it.
German Nightmare
02-11-2006, 22:17
Tuna and salmon ARE created in captivity, right? Right? o_O
http://www.section.at/img/smiley/angst.gif
Farnhamia
02-11-2006, 22:23
Tuna and salmon ARE created in captivity, right? Right? o_O

Not created, they're designed, intelligently.
Swilatia
02-11-2006, 22:35
damned hippies.
Desperate Measures
02-11-2006, 22:37
Not created, they're designed, intelligently.

It's common among fish breeders to think that they are Gods but don't let them fool you. Baby fish are only created through love or fishyrape.