NationStates Jolt Archive

At least according to the Christian Game Developers Foundation:

“The video game industry is a dark, violent, satanic, sexually explicit place that is full of dangerous traps,” says the video game veteran. “And so the CGDF is dedicated to informing and educating parents about that—and also pointing them in the direction of some good, high-quality, alternative games.”

Source: GayGamer (http://gaygamer.net/index.php?id=1741)

Comment: :headbang:

Huh. I always wondered where my money went. Now I know!

“The video game industry is a dark, violent, satanic, sexually explicit place that is full of dangerous traps,”

And that's why we love it.

On the other hand, this means they'll be obligated to boycott the Left Behind game. Which'll be the biggest gaming breakthrough since BMX-XXX.

Hail Satan and his digital minions!

Doom3 is nothing but an instruction manual for summoning the anti-christ!


All I have to do is get to Phobos and perfect teleportation.

Ave Diabolus!

And that's why we love it.

QFT

And that's why we love it.

Hell yeah, sounds fun to me.

Whaaaaaaat? Satanic? Helps religion if anything. Video games are something for people to do all day instead of reading and re-reading the Bible and finding all the contradictory and illogical statements therein:p

Doom3 is nothing but an instruction manual for summoning the anti-christ!


All I have to do is get to Phobos and perfect teleportation.

To be fair you don't really need to perfect it if the game is anything to go by. If they hadnt done the teleporting really half assed the games wouldnt even have demons in. itd just be a tech support simulator.

If I had known games wre Satanic I'd have been buying more of them.

And here I thought the faint whiff of sulfur hanging over the game shelves in the store was from the unbridled digestive processes of teenage boys. :p

“The video game industry is a dark, violent, satanic, sexually explicit place that is full of dangerous traps,” Much like life itself.

And here I thought the faint whiff of sulfur hanging over the game shelves in the store was from the unbridled digestive processes of teenage boys. :p

Don't you know what really causes puberty?

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5904/pubertyin5.jpg

The video game industry is a dark, violent, satanic, sexually explicit place that is full of dangerous traps
Well if you fall for one of the traps, it's merely a case of loading your last saved game.

If the games industry it Satanic, then how come when people pirate games, they don't get scantily-clad, muscular, horned male demons showing up at their houses to whip them as punishment?

If the games industry it Satanic, then how come when people pirate games, they don't get scantily-clad, muscular, horned male demons showing up at their houses to whip them as punishment?

Because most of us would like that? Secretly.

typical of fundies. they don't know how to debate, so they just resort to accustations of satanism.

GayGamer, eh?



Anyway - yep, that'd be it... Satan...

I can't believe I've been supporting Satan all these years. You know what really pisses me off, the bloody bastard didn't give me anything in return for my soul. I feel ripped off. :mad:

Because most of us would like that? Secretly.

Who said anything about secretly? :p

Well can someone please ask the guy downstairs when the next Halo is coming out, I hate cliffhangers.

Pfft, the CGDF is just annoyed that nobody buys their games.

And yet Christians slag Islam for being stuck in the Bronze Age.

If there's a god somewhere, he must be laughing his ass off... While drinking beer, playing Tekken & listening to The Teaches of Paches.

BEHOLD, the faces of evil!!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Viva_pinyata.jpg