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I mean, jokes ABOUT racists! Anyone has any? :D

Guess not.

Guess not.

you broke your sig

a racist walked into a bar. Idiot.

What do you call Deep Kimchi after he's lost his 100th argument and is too ashamed to post anymore?


MeansToAnEnd. *zing!*

What do you call Deep Kimchi after he's lost his 100th argument and is too ashamed to post anymore?


MeansToAnEnd. *zing!*

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

an old woman is sitting down in a doctors surgery, waiting her turn.

Suddenly an indian man walks up to the doctors office and begins to open the door.

The woman jumps up "No, you wait here, me see doctor first, understand?"

the man replies in an equally patronising tone "No, You wait here, Me DOCTOR, understand?"

What do you call Deep Kimchi after he's lost his 100th argument and is too ashamed to post anymore?


MeansToAnEnd. *zing!*

ROFLMAO! Nice one, nice one.

Two racists, Zeke and Rafe, were getting a little long in the tooth, and they figured one or the other of them might pass soon. So they made a deal: whoever died first would return to tell the other what Heaven was like. Sure enough, a week later, Rafe died. The night after the funeral, Zeke was out on his porch when a ghostly apparition approached him.
"Rafe, is that you?"
"Yep, it's me, Zeke."
"You come back to tell me what Heaven's like?"
"I promised I would, but you aren't gonna like it."
"Well, tell me anyway."
"Okay. God's black."
"God's black!?!?"
"Yep, and She's pissed."

Two racists, Zeke and Rafe, were getting a little long in the tooth, and they figured one or the other of them might pass soon. So they made a deal: whoever died first would return to tell the other what Heaven was like. Sure enough, a week later, Rafe died. The night after the funeral, Zeke was out on his porch when a ghostly apparition approached him.
"Rafe, is that you?"
"Yep, it's me, Zeke."
"You come back to tell me what Heaven's like?"
"I promised I would, but you aren't gonna like it."
"Well, tell me anyway."
"Okay. God's black."
"God's black!?!?"
"Yep, and She's pissed."

:D

Two racists, Zeke and Rafe, were getting a little long in the tooth, and they figured one or the other of them might pass soon. So they made a deal: whoever died first would return to tell the other what Heaven was like. Sure enough, a week later, Rafe died. The night after the funeral, Zeke was out on his porch when a ghostly apparition approached him.
"Rafe, is that you?"
"Yep, it's me, Zeke."
"You come back to tell me what Heaven's like?"
"I promised I would, but you aren't gonna like it."
"Well, tell me anyway."
"Okay. God's black."
"God's black!?!?"
"Yep, and She's pissed."

good one :p

Bottle made some good one-liners earlier:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11891181&postcount=8

What do you call Deep Kimchi after he's lost his 100th argument and is too ashamed to post anymore?


MeansToAnEnd. *zing!*

I was wondering where the deep fermented cabbage was.....