NationStates Jolt Archive


Maybe it was just a breakfast sausage.

Drunk commies deleted
02-11-2006, 16:19
An ad for a breakfast cerial shot in claymation seemed to show one of the character's penis briefly in the frame. Imagine if the ad had aired in the USA. How do you think the family values crowd would have reacted?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2061760.html?menu=
Ifreann
02-11-2006, 16:20
Morning horn strikes again.
I V Stalin
02-11-2006, 16:23
The spokesman [for Quaker Oats] added: "As always, Quaker is just keeping it natural."

Hilarious. :rolleyes:

I'm wondering how the Daily Mail would report this. "Quakers Corrupting Our Children", possibly?
Szanth
02-11-2006, 16:27
I might buy the product just because the spokesman is badass.
Dakini
02-11-2006, 16:43
Hahah. That's awesome. I wish they aired that commercial here.

(is the full think on youtube?)
New Xero Seven
02-11-2006, 16:49
That wouldn't air here in Canada...
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 17:13
of course it wouldn't air here in the US - everybody knows penises are unnatural, and only bad people have them. totally inappropriate to show clay models of them...what were these people thinking!?! it's almost like they approve of these horrible appendages of evil!
Vetalia
02-11-2006, 17:19
Holy shit, he must have at least a Ron Jeremy sized cock, and he might even be approaching John Holmes levels of endowment.:eek:

Truly, this clay figure is a giant among men.
Ieuano
02-11-2006, 17:45
lol thats great
Soviet Haaregrad
02-11-2006, 17:55
Another reason to eat your oats, you'll grow a huge dong. :D
Greyenivol Colony
02-11-2006, 18:08
To be fair, it is completely unnoticeable in the running of the ad. Its likely that the plastipenis was only visible in that one frame... to quick for our puny 14f/s eyes to see.
Boonytopia
03-11-2006, 09:53
Cool, I eat porridge for breakfast. I expect to look like that any day now. :)
Darknovae
03-11-2006, 12:31
of course it wouldn't air here in the US - everybody knows penises are unnatural, and only bad people have them. totally inappropriate to show clay models of them...what were these people thinking!?! it's almost like they approve of these horrible appendages of evil!

Congratulations! 100 posts, you've been here less than a month and you're already a true NSer! :fluffle:

Anyways, that ad would never air in the US. I would love to see the controversy surrounding that. :(
Dongania
03-11-2006, 19:05
You should see our ads for shampoo and shower gel...:cool:
Dinaverg
03-11-2006, 21:59
To be fair, it is completely unnoticeable in the running of the ad. Its likely that the plastipenis was only visible in that one frame... to quick for our puny 14f/s eyes to see.

14fps? Wow, That's better than I've heard before.
Zendragon
03-11-2006, 22:53
Frankly, I don't see it.
Are you sure this emperor is wearing those clothes?
New Genoa
03-11-2006, 22:56
Cocktacular!
Morganatron
03-11-2006, 23:00
Penis? Fine.

Penis at breakfast? Not before 10 a.m.
Yossarian Lives
03-11-2006, 23:02
Hilarious. :rolleyes:

I'm wondering how the Daily Mail would report this. "Quakers Corrupting Our Children", possibly?

I'm sure they've had worse accusations thrown at them. In the fifties they took the wonderfully evil step of setting up "science clubs" in schools so they could secretly feed radioactive cereal to retarded children. :eek:
With that sort of track record they're not going to worry about offense over a plasticine penis.
Teh_pantless_hero
03-11-2006, 23:03
Clay sex, clay sex!
Smunkeeville
03-11-2006, 23:05
it looks to me like his penis is attached at the hip....that's some type of deformity that I am not familiar with.....nor do I want to be.
Notaxia
04-11-2006, 03:56
14 frames per second? I can pick up individuals at 24 at times. Feed some speed to your eyes!
Dinaverg
04-11-2006, 03:58
14 frames per second? I can pick up individuals at 24 at times. Feed some speed to your eyes!

Pick up individuals?

"Hey guys, guess what? I can pick up 24 chicks in a second!"