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Keruvalia
02-11-2006, 08:14
Yep ... it's that time again! Woo!

A spammy thread that will probably die or be moved to nether regions because it's not about the Labour Party or Republicans vs. Democrats!

NSG Couples! Who would you like to see? Who would you like to be with?

We all know that political affiliation is key on these forums, so who politically are you most like and think you could handle being under the same roof with?

All that in mind, I'll start:

Keruvalia and Bitchkitten - we're the same age, similar situation, similar politics.

How about ya'll? Want that cool hippie chick? Want that awesome tie-wearing conserv stud? Mention it! Hook up!

Woo!
IL Ruffino
02-11-2006, 08:18
Oh I don't know..
Angry Fruit Salad
02-11-2006, 08:19
I don't think anyone wants me...wouldn't be shocked if someone wants my boobs,though.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319
Keruvalia
02-11-2006, 08:19
Oh I don't know..

You and Frisbeeteria ... right? Right!
Keruvalia
02-11-2006, 08:20
I don't think anyone wants me...wouldn't be shocked if someone wants my boobs,though.

Oh no way ... you are dead sexy ... if nobody wanted you, I'd eat my hat. You're awesome!
Angry Fruit Salad
02-11-2006, 08:22
Oh no way ... you are dead sexy ... if nobody wanted you, I'd eat my hat. You're awesome!

*pet*Wow...I have a groupie..
Keruvalia
02-11-2006, 08:24
*pet*Wow...I have a groupie..

Oh you have an amazing groupie. You are awesome to me! You need to be in my bed right now. ;) You kick ass, AFS. ;)
IL Ruffino
02-11-2006, 08:24
You and Frisbeeteria ... right? Right!

:eek:

Yess!!!
Angry Fruit Salad
02-11-2006, 08:26
Oh you have an amazing groupie. You are awesome to me! You need to be in my bed right now. ;) You kick ass, AFS. ;)


Lmao! You're feeding my god complex, you know..
Sarkhaan
02-11-2006, 08:26
I don't think anyone wants me...wouldn't be shocked if someone wants my boobs,though.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319

Have you not been around for a little while, or have I just kept missing you?
(was that even an English sentence?)
anyway, we'll apply this to you:
http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hitit/regis.jpg

as for hooking myself up, I'm way too tired. I leave it to someone else on here...which would pretty much be AFS, Keru, or Ruffy...
Angry Fruit Salad
02-11-2006, 08:28
Have you not been around for a little while, or have I just kept missing you?
(was that even an English sentence?)
anyway, we'll apply this to you:
http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/hitit/regis.jpg

as for hooking myself up, I'm way too tired. I leave it you someone else on here...which would pretty much be AFS, Keru, or Ruffy...


*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you.
Keruvalia
02-11-2006, 08:31
I don't think anyone wants me...wouldn't be shocked if someone wants my boobs,though.

Dude ... we don't care about your boobs ... I've seen your face and you a kick ass pretty girl. You rock my world. Ok cool that you're a lesbian and I have a penis ... but fuck it. You rock. :P
Angry Fruit Salad
02-11-2006, 08:33
Dude ... we don't care about your boobs ... I've seen your face and you a kick ass pretty girl. You rock my world. Ok cool that you're a lesbian and I have a penis ... but fuck it. You rock. :P

Lol I'm bi -- I'll take attention from anything human. ^_^
Keruvalia
02-11-2006, 08:33
Oops ain't we fucked up ...... never mind.
Keruvalia
02-11-2006, 08:34
Lol I'm bi -- I'll take attention from anything human. ^_^


I know .... Jesus ... I know. Come talk to me. ;) Let's get together.
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 08:41
accepting applications here for another consistent life ethic, anarcho-syndicalist gay male...surely I'm not the only one...
Angry Fruit Salad
02-11-2006, 08:43
I know .... Jesus ... I know. Come talk to me. ;) Let's get together.

We need a convention. And beer. Oh what I'd do for a beer right now...
Revasser
02-11-2006, 08:44
Me and Kanabia, baby. Oh yeah.
Similization
02-11-2006, 08:55
accepting applications here for another consistent life ethic, anarcho-syndicalist gay male...surely I'm not the only one...Mmmmm! Sounds absolutely fuckable. Consider yourself bagged & tagged pretty boy.
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 08:58
Mmmmm! Sounds absolutely fuckable. Consider yourself bagged & tagged pretty boy.

huzzah! now off to recruit impressionable youths into our fabulously evil world-domination plot.
Similization
02-11-2006, 09:00
huzzah! now off to recruit impressionable youths into our fabulously evil world-domination plot.Hahaha, I dunno if it's the thought of plunging the world into anarchy or your vegan nuts, but I'm getting all hot here ;)
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 09:01
Hahaha, I dunno if it's the thought of plunging the world into anarchy or your vegan nuts, but I'm getting all hot here ;)

pacifist chaos will ensue. you can picket my lines any day.
Similization
02-11-2006, 09:11
pacifist chaos will ensue. you can picket my lines any day.Hmmm.. Listening to Peaches while reading about world chaos & Vegan Nuts...

If this gets any hotter, I'll end up skrewing the chair. Damn the PG rating :p
Harlesburg
02-11-2006, 09:18
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/romania.jpgThe Confederacy of Harlesburg
"Vanquish the evil Stand by the brave Protect the weak!"


UN Category: Father Knows Best State

Civil Rights:Below Average Economy:Frightening Political Freedoms:Few

Location: The KGB (http://www.nationstates.net/98278/page=display_region/region=the_kgb) Regional Influence: Envoy

The Confederacy of Harlesburg is a massive, devout nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 4.761 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harlesburg's national animal is the Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dollar.

Harlesburg is ranked 24th in the region and 96,919th in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.

Harlesburg is ranked 1st in the region and 434th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
Seangoli
02-11-2006, 09:19
I don't think anyone wants me...wouldn't be shocked if someone wants my boobs,though.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319

You are far to attractive to be on a political forum that is dedicated to an online game, which also has a fanfiction portion.

Kidding, of course.


Lol I'm bi -- I'll take attention from anything human. ^_^


I must find you. You are now my soulmate, as is my decree.

Alright, I don't even know what this thread was about to beging with.
Terrorist Cakes
02-11-2006, 09:40
You are far to attractive to be on a political forum that is dedicated to an online game, which also has a fanfiction portion.

Kidding, of course.

Good job recycling pick-up lines.
Neu Leonstein
02-11-2006, 09:49
See, I'm in early tonight, because I know that you people will again forget about me if I don't say something.

My politics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11076192&postcount=36)
My pictures (http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/Leonstein/)
Seangoli
02-11-2006, 09:51
Good job recycling pick-up lines.

Lol. Come now, I can't be expected to think of a new one every time can I? Honestly.

And I was wondering whether or not the last one was picked up or not. Oh well, it's late, couldn't think of anything witty.


I'm caught red-handed.
I lose at life.
I die, I die and go to hell.
Etc. So forth. So on.

Also, I'd go gay for DCD. Nothing like a good ol' drunken commie.

Also for females... uh... hm...

I think I may have learned something today.
Free Soviets
02-11-2006, 10:01
surely I'm not the only one...

we actually have a surplus around here
Chellis
02-11-2006, 10:01
Me and erou, obviously. Why?

She's beautiful, and awesome. I'm me. Its a perfect match.

Who wouldn't want a piece of this?

www.myspace.com/raslin
Similization
02-11-2006, 10:02
we actually have a surplus around hereThere's others gays/bi's than VN & I?
Seangoli
02-11-2006, 10:05
In the spirit of things, here are two pictures of me:


Me, rather beligerant due to excessive alchohol consumption:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/gordonman94/seanman.jpg

Scary, eh?
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i261/gordonman94/n213900074_30353929_8878.jpg

These are really the only two pictures of me I really have... I don't like the limelight.
Seangoli
02-11-2006, 10:06
There's others gays/bi's than VN & I?

Yeah, there are really quite a few around. Not sure the exact number, nor the names off my head, but enter any discussion about homosexuality/bisexuality, and there'll be quite a few there defending their lifestyles.
Hamilay
02-11-2006, 10:09
Hamilay and [insert female generalite here] (non sexual, since underage :p )

[insert 'insert' pun here]
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 10:14
Yeah, there are really quite a few around. Not sure the exact number, nor the names off my head, but enter any discussion about homosexuality/bisexuality, and there'll be quite a few there defending their lifestyles.

lifestyles? I don't mean to imply you meant to be negative about it or anything, but since when is there a "gay lifestyle"? is there a straight lifestyle? my lifestyle has far, far more to do with the fact I'm an internet addict, a vegetarian, and a student, than with my sexuality. come to think of it, my sexuality has almost nothing to do with the rest of my life at all.

the only thing different about being romantically involved with a male instead of a female is that simple things like chivalry look a bit different...(no obligatory chair-pulling and door-opening), that and you can borrow your beau's clothing and not look odd. I don't mean to be overly defensive or to get trigger happy with political correctness or whatever, but sexual orientation isn't a lifestyle. you might as well call being brunette "the brunette lifestyle"...

even if you're of the opinion it's a choice (though I could show you pictures of me being limp-wristed at age 3...) it's not anymore a "lifestyle" than preference for vanilla over chocolate is.
Free Soviets
02-11-2006, 10:14
There's others gays/bi's than VN & I?

i thought there were - there at least used to be at one point. i don't know, we cycle through anarchists at a rather impressive rate.
Similization
02-11-2006, 10:15
Yeah, there are really quite a few around. Not sure the exact number, nor the names off my head, but enter any discussion about homosexuality/bisexuality, and there'll be quite a few there defending their lifestyles.Hehe, I know that much & many of them are actually GLBT (there's a board & stuff). I just never knew there was a bunch of vegan anarcho-whatevers around. I thought I was the only one 'til I saw VN's post.
Seangoli
02-11-2006, 10:18
lifestyles? I don't mean to imply you meant this in a bad way or anything, but since where is there a "gay lifestyle", is there a straight lifestyle? my lifestyle has far, far more to do with the fact I'm an internet addict, a vegetarian, and a student, than with my sexuality. come to think of it, my sexuality has almost nothing to do with the rest of my life at all...I don't mean to be overly defensive or PC or whatever, but sexual orientation isn't a lifestyle.

I was referring to sexual orientation, not that homosexuals/bisexuals live different lives.

You see, anyone who reads many of my posts realize that I have terrible foot-in-mouth syndrome, and that what I say needs more clarification, as often I am vague/obscure/saying the wrong thing.

I seem to be the most unintentionally offensive person at times, and if I did offend in anyway, it was by accident purely. I couldn't think of the word I was grasping at(Sexual orientation), and instead used a much more poor phrase(lifestyle), which was unintentional. Sorry for any offense/confusion.
Similization
02-11-2006, 10:18
lifestyles? [Snipped lovable rant]OK that's IT. Get your ass over here cutie!
Seangoli
02-11-2006, 10:20
Hehe, I know that much & many of them are actually GLBT (there's a board & stuff). I just never knew there was a bunch of vegan anarcho-whatevers around. I thought I was the only one 'til I saw VN's post.

As far as vegan anrachos... not sure I really know of any who go by the classification, but I'm sure they'd be in abundance. We have quite the melting pot here.
Seangoli
02-11-2006, 10:22
OK that's IT. Get your ass over here cutie!

Ah, as you can see, I bring people together. If I had never come to nation states, I would never have made that post, which unintentionally got VN going off on, which in turn received affection from you.

A butterfly flapping, my friend, a butterfly flapping...
Imperial isa
02-11-2006, 10:27
I don't think anyone wants me...wouldn't be shocked if someone wants my boobs,though.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319

dam got to hung around NSG more,just look at what iam missing
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 10:32
I was referring to sexual orientation, not that homosexuals/bisexuals live different lives.

You see, anyone who reads many of my posts realize that I have terrible foot-in-mouth syndrome, and that what I say needs more clarification, as often I am vague/obscure/saying the wrong thing.

I seem to be the most unintentionally offensive person at times, and if I did offend in anyway, it was by accident purely. I couldn't think of the word I was grasping at(Sexual orientation), and instead used a much more poor phrase(lifestyle), which was unintentional. Sorry for any offense/confusion.

haha, absolutely no offense. I'm bored at work and have nothing better to do than to write tirades. I'm very fond of etymology and lingusitics, so when I enocunter people using words that I think neagtively affect subconscious perceptions, I'm kind of snippety about it. I was pretty sure you didn't mean it in a bad way, and I'm not at all upset or offended. thanks for clarifying, though:)
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 10:34
OK that's IT. Get your ass over here cutie!

:fluffle:

the word that makes that icon is "fluffle"? wtf? if you live in the greater metropolitan area of new york, and are not affected with a terrible disease, and have all major bodily apendages intact, you actually would be the first...*insert random label here*, that I've met.

<_<

>_>

:fluffle:
Similization
02-11-2006, 10:42
:fluffle:

the word that makes that icon is "fluffle"? wtf? if you live in the greater metropolitan area of new york, and are not affected with a terrible disease, and have all major bodily apendages intact, you actually would be the first...*insert random label here*, that I've met.

<_<

>_>

:fluffle:Typically I'm half-way across the globe.. Damnit!

Oh well.. I have a feeling my lover would've gotten a bit jealous, so maybe it's for the best :p

I thought the Oi! scene was alive & kicking in NY though? You can't possibly be the only Vegan Nut-lover there. Happy hunting babe ;)
Seangoli
02-11-2006, 10:43
haha, absolutely no offense. I'm bored at work and have nothing better to do than to write tirades. I'm very fond of etymology and lingusitics, so when I enocunter people using words that I think neagtively affect subconscious perceptions, I'm kind of snippety about it. I was pretty sure you didn't mean it in a bad way, and I'm not at all upset or offended. thanks for clarifying, though:)

*growls and barks at VN*

Oh, oh, oh, God. Oh, God. I am so sorry. I keep doing that. Oh, God, please, please forgive me. I get that from my father. He's from a different generation. It's, uh...

We cool? We cool?

*growls*

Couldn't resist that classic from Family Guy.

Anywho... I usually do clarify on my poor choice of words if I can catch it. And I usually do it alot. I can only imagine how much time I'd save if I didn't do that so much.
Harlesburg
02-11-2006, 11:00
See, I'm in early tonight, because I know that you people will again forget about me if I don't say something.

My politics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11076192&postcount=36)
My pictures (http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/Leonstein/)
Your ploy worked well.:p
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 11:04
Typically I'm half-way across the globe.. Damnit!

Oh well.. I have a feeling my lover would've gotten a bit jealous, so maybe it's for the best :p

I thought the Oi! scene was alive & kicking in NY though? You can't possibly be the only Vegan Nut-lover there. Happy hunting babe ;)

haha, I'm in exile in :headbang: arkansas:headbang: for now, but moving back to new york soon. soon...lol, I didn't actually intend my name as an inuendo, either (I meant nuts as in lunatics) but the other works just as well, I suppose. half NYC is gay, anyway. there has to be one worth dating in there somewhere.

*growls and barks at VN*

Oh, oh, oh, God. Oh, God. I am so sorry. I keep doing that. Oh, God, please, please forgive me. I get that from my father. He's from a different generation. It's, uh...

We cool? We cool?

*growls*

Couldn't resist that classic from Family Guy.

Anywho... I usually do clarify on my poor choice of words if I can catch it. And I usually do it alot. I can only imagine how much time I'd save if I didn't do that so much.

hahaha, <3 Family Guy <3
Monkeypimp
02-11-2006, 11:07
I don't think anyone wants me...wouldn't be shocked if someone wants my boobs,though.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319

I'd hit it.



Ya'know, just to be blunt about things.
Seangoli
02-11-2006, 11:15
I'd hit it.



Ya'know, just to be blunt about things.

Heh, honest, you got that going for ya. That's about it, but it's someting. :p
Neu Leonstein
02-11-2006, 11:20
Your ploy worked well.:p
Some people just aren't meant to be socialites. :(
Similization
02-11-2006, 11:20
haha, I'm in exile in arkansas for now, but moving back to new york soon. soon..Well.. My lover's in exile too for a few months, so there's always online fun if you wanna kill time (yea, I'm a whore).lol, I didn't actually intend my name as an inuendo, eitherHahaha, no-one's gonna believe that :p
Monkeypimp
02-11-2006, 11:20
Heh, honest, you got that going for ya. That's about it, but it's someting. :p

*shrug* It's a bit hard to chat up someone who's 10s of thousand KM away :p
Harlesburg
02-11-2006, 11:23
Some people just aren't meant to be socialites. :(
It was my intention to drive people away, when i posted my nations info.

Honest...
:(
Similization
02-11-2006, 12:00
Some people just aren't meant to be socialites. :(Hmm...See, I'm in early tonight, because I know that you people will again forget about me if I don't say something.Oh yea boy, that self-defeating misery is getting me all hot & bothered!

NL, you're one of the brightest people on the fora. If you're dissatisfied with your lovelife, I can't believe you'll attempt to get attention by sounding like a call to a helpline? Oh well.. Prolly a joke I didn't get. I'm sure you're all confident swagger & attentiveness out in the real world.
Ifreann
02-11-2006, 12:04
Oh I don't know..

I call Ruffy!
:)><:)
Bottle
02-11-2006, 13:16
There's others gays/bi's than VN & I?
Yo.

:D
Texan Hotrodders
02-11-2006, 13:21
Some people just aren't meant to be socialites. :(

True. But anyone can learn how. As a child and to a large degree as a teenager, I was incredibly reserved and introverted, lacking most social skills. But I decided that I wanted to excel in the social area of life, and so I learned to be very effective socially. For an intelligent guy like yourself, it just takes time and effort to become a socialite.
Neu Leonstein
02-11-2006, 13:31
Hmm...Oh yea boy, that self-defeating misery is getting me all hot & bothered!
:p
For a change I wasn't dragging myself down that time, actually. I'm just one of those posters that people don't remember on these popularity threads is all.

I'm sure you're all confident swagger & attentiveness out in the real world.
Let's just say I'm a bit too average for people to notice me. ;)

But I decided that I wanted to excel in the social area of life, and so I learned to be very effective socially. For an intelligent guy like yourself, it just takes time and effort to become a socialite.
I know, many people seem to say that (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hack/notes/s1768606.htm). But how does one learn something like this? Observation obviously isn't enough...

Anyways, I say let's take it to the other thread, I don't wanna drag this one down. It's meant to be all fun and games here.
Kanabia
02-11-2006, 13:36
Me and Kanabia, baby. Oh yeah.

Sometimes I wish I were gay.

Impressions seem to indicate that i'd have so much more luck.

Meh. :p
Texan Hotrodders
02-11-2006, 13:38
Let's just say I'm a bit too average for people to notice me. ;)

I noticed you.

I know, many people seem to say that (http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hack/notes/s1768606.htm). But how does one learn something like this? Observation obviously isn't enough...

Anyways, I say let's take it to the other thread, I don't wanna drag this one down. It's meant to be all fun and games here.

Fair enough.
Jello Biafra
02-11-2006, 13:43
accepting applications here for another consistent life ethic, anarcho-syndicalist gay male...surely I'm not the only one...2 out of 3 ain't bad...though I consider myself more of an anarcho-communist than an anarcho-syndicalist.

See, I'm in early tonight, because I know that you people will again forget about me if I don't say something.

My politics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11076192&postcount=36)
My pictures (http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/Leonstein/)Well, I think the problem is that those of us who wouldn't forget about you would probably think of unsuitable matches. I tend to place you in the Vetalia/Europa Maxima sphere, so I would suggest one of them would work for you...
Similization
02-11-2006, 13:45
Yo.

:D*does the wave thing*

We should form a vegan anarchomo league :cool: Impressions seem to indicate that i'd have so much more luck.It's the one good thing about men; we're all whores & unashamed about it :p For a change I wasn't dragging myself down that time, actually. I'm just one of those posters that people don't remember on these popularity threads is all.You slay me! Ok, basics time: if you want to be memorable, make a positive impression.
Findecano Calaelen
02-11-2006, 14:02
I would do all of you
Monkeypimp
02-11-2006, 14:08
I would do all of you

This is true.
Revasser
02-11-2006, 14:37
*does the wave thing*

We should form a vegan anarchomo league :cool: It's the one good thing about men; we're all whores & unashamed about it :p

I prefer the term "slut."
Amazing Comebacks
02-11-2006, 15:36
I'd do that Legless Pirates dude
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 15:44
Sometimes I wish I were gay.

Impressions seem to indicate that i'd have so much more luck.

Meh. :p

yes, precisely. gay men *can* have sex without ever actually learning names...(...I'm guilty...only happened once as a teenager and I've outgrown it, but sadly I think alot of them don't)which I think has as much to do with the fact that until quite recently, "respectable" people wouldn't be gay role-models. turns out when society labels the best of us perverts, the average ones don't work very hard to meet society's standards anymore. if you're relegated to the back-allies either way, might as well be sleazy. but yeah...we're much lower maintinence than females. at least as far as sex is concerned. I don't think dating is any easier, though.

then again, I've never tried to have sex with a woman - they might be alot easier than people claim.
Angry Fruit Salad
02-11-2006, 15:48
yes, precisely. gay men *can* have sex without ever actually learning names...(...I'm guilty...only happened once as a teenager and I've outgrown it, but sadly I think alot of them don't)which I think has as much to do with the fact that until quite recently, "respectable" people wouldn't be gay role-models, but yeah...we're much lower maintinence than females. at least as far as sex is concerned. I don't think dating is any easier, though.

then again, I've never tried to have sex with a woman - they might be alot easier than people claim.


Don't I know it? Come on, low-maintenance women!! APPEAR!! *crickets chirp*

Please?


Completely off-topic: Why do I have the sudden urge to walk around my apartment naked?
Vegan Nuts
02-11-2006, 15:57
Don't I know it? Come on, low-maintenance women!! APPEAR!! *crickets chirp*

Please?

ahahaha...sorry chum


Completely off-topic: Why do I have the sudden urge to walk around my apartment naked?

by speaking to a homosexual you have allowed richard hatch (our fabulously diabolical leader) into your mind, and you are now going to wander around nude being self-absorbed.
Dinaverg
02-11-2006, 17:07
Completely off-topic: Why do I have the sudden urge to walk around my apartment naked?

The suggestion ray is working.

Ey! TC! You left too soon!
Infinite Revolution
02-11-2006, 17:17
There's others gays/bi's than VN & I?

there's plenty, and plenty of anarcho/a-whatevers. bisexual anarcho-communist here *raises hand*.
Rameria
02-11-2006, 17:21
There's others gays/bi's than VN & I?
There are several, aren't there?
Ifreann
02-11-2006, 17:26
Don't I know it? Come on, low-maintenance women!! APPEAR!! *crickets chirp*

Please?


Completely off-topic: Why do I have the sudden urge to walk around my apartment naked?

Ignore the camers *nods*
Carnivorous Lickers
02-11-2006, 17:33
Completely off-topic: Why do I have the sudden urge to walk around my apartment naked?

And I have a sudden urge to watch ?

These are the questions whose answers we may never know.
Szanth
02-11-2006, 17:36
I'm engaged, so it'd be rather counterproductive to want to be with anyone on NSG. :p
Rameria
02-11-2006, 17:38
I'm engaged, so it'd be rather counterproductive to want to be with anyone on NSG. :p
How do we know you're not engaged to a generalite? ;)
Szanth
02-11-2006, 17:44
How do we know you're not engaged to a generalite? ;)

Because otherwise it wouldn't be counterproductive :p Lol
Kreitzmoorland
02-11-2006, 17:49
Let's just say I'm a bit too average for people to notice me. Leonstein, you're plenty noticeable. Your only discernable forum foible is your insecurity about it, which seems to crop up regularly. Face it- if you spend time in serious debate threads, you simply have less time and inclination to internet-fornicate - and that type of thing is an essential antecedent if you want to be recalled in threads like these, unless you happen to be a vulgar chick with breasts. You lack these, so you'll just have to do it the hard way: start spamming!
Arthais101
02-11-2006, 18:15
You know...I don't think I know any women here that are roughly my age and live in roughly my area, so it makes coming up with a name tough....

The only one I can think of that's even remotely close to my age is whereyouthinkyourgoing and she is an ocean away, heh.
Keruvalia
02-11-2006, 18:17
Completely off-topic: Why do I have the sudden urge to walk around my apartment naked?

Always follow your urges .... and take pictures.
Angry Fruit Salad
02-11-2006, 18:22
Always follow your urges .... and take pictures.

And THIS, my friend, is precisely what I have come to expect from generalites.

Seriously,though -- we all need tequila, an orgy, and maybe a camera...
Arthais101
02-11-2006, 18:23
Always follow your urges .... and take pictures.

seconded.
The Beautiful Darkness
02-11-2006, 18:25
And THIS, my friend, is precisely what I have come to expect from generalites.

Seriously,though -- we all need tequila, an orgy, and maybe a camera...

Sub the tequila for rum.
Angry Fruit Salad
02-11-2006, 18:25
Sub the tequila for rum.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

Sorry, couldn't resist.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-11-2006, 18:25
Leonstein, you're plenty noticeable. Your only discernable forum foible is your insecurity about it, which seems to crop up regularly. Face it- if you spend time in serious debate threads, you simply have less time and inclination to internet-fornicate - and that type of thing is an essential antecedent if you want to be recalled in threads like these, unless you happen to be a vulgar chick with breasts. You lack these, so you'll just have to do it the hard way: start spamming!
Quoted for utter truth.


You know...I don't think I know any women here that are roughly my age and live in roughly my area, so it makes coming up with a name tough....

The only one I can think of that's even remotely close to my age is whereyouthinkyourgoing and she is an ocean away, heh.
She's awesome, though. :p
Arthais101
02-11-2006, 18:27
She's awesome, though. :p

OK, you don't post in days, and THIS is where you show up? I thought I was safe with that comment.

And way to keep up with TGs by the way =P
Keruvalia
02-11-2006, 18:29
And THIS, my friend, is precisely what I have come to expect from generalites.

Well ... I *am* a hedonist. :p

Seriously,though -- we all need tequila, an orgy, and maybe a camera...

You rent the warehouse, I'll bring the booze!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-11-2006, 18:34
OK, you don't post in days, and THIS is where you show up? I thought I was safe with that comment.
Heh, sorry, I seem to have some kind of ego radar. Really as embarrassing as it is impressive, when you think about it, but either way entirely involuntary. :p

And way to keep up with TGs by the way =P Says he who stopped replying. :p
Arthais101
02-11-2006, 18:36
Heh, sorry, I seem to have some kind of ego radar. Really as embarrassing as it is impressive, when you think about it, but either way entirely involuntary. :p

Is that like gaydar, but instead of telling when guys like other dudes you can tell when they're talking about you?

Says he who stopped replying. :p

I contend that I sent the last TG, but we were having wierd issues with stuff not getting through...check your TGs now.

Although of course now I'm stepping out to lunch so I'm...once again...not going to reply...for an hour or so anyway.
Revasser
02-11-2006, 18:41
Always follow your urges .... and take pictures.

Will you help me follow mine, Keru dear? :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-11-2006, 18:41
Is that like gaydar, but instead of telling when guys like other dudes you can tell when they're talking about you?
Yep.

I contend that I sent the last TG, but we were having wierd issues with stuff not getting through...check your TGs now.

Although of course now I'm stepping out to lunch so I'm...once again...not going to reply...for an hour or so anyway.
Sure, sure. *pats*
Curious Inquiry
02-11-2006, 18:46
Totally OT, but LOL at your sig! What on earth were you searching on that you found that?
Gravlen
02-11-2006, 18:48
I know who I'd like to be with :)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-11-2006, 18:52
Totally OT, but LOL at your sig! What on earth were you searching on that you found that?
Heh, actually, Cannot think of a name found it and let me steal it for my sig. I think he found it through Firefox's "stumble upon" function.

I love it. And best of all - it actually kind of does look like a volcano! :p
Kanabia
02-11-2006, 18:54
Heh, actually, Cannot think of a name found it and let me steal it for my sig. I think he found it through Firefox's "stumble upon" function.

I love it. And best of all - it actually kind of does look like a volcano! :p

I actually bookmarked it because it was so awesome.

*must use stumbleupon thingy to find something equally awesome*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-11-2006, 18:55
I know who I'd like to be with :)

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/love016.gif
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-11-2006, 18:56
I actually bookmarked it because it was so awesome.

*must use stumbleupon thingy to find something equally awesome*
Hey there! :)

Yeah, maybe it would be worth getting firefox after all, just for that. Hmm.
SHAOLIN9
02-11-2006, 18:56
I gotta pick one!!!!!!!!!!!

wOOt!

.....but there are so many of you to choose from.


*can't decide*
Kanabia
02-11-2006, 19:00
Hey there! :)

Yeah, maybe it would be worth getting firefox after all, just for that. Hmm.

Why, how you doin? ;) :P

But unfortunately, I cant seem to find any such thing. Hm.

EDIT - Ahhh, it's a downloadable extension thingy...

EDIT2 - Aw, shit. (http://img84.exs.cx/img84/7062/13su6ak.gif) :p
Oeck
02-11-2006, 19:00
The only one I can think of that's even remotely close to my age is whereyouthinkyourgoing and she is an ocean away, heh.
I was about to say "and you'll have to fight for her" or something equally inappropriate, but then..

She's awesome, though. :p
..not only seemed there to be another perosn interested (and I suck at multi-fighting), but the inappropriateness factor rises infinitely with her presence..

..I thought I was safe with that comment..
Yeah, I know the feeling; thinking's just not the best thing to do a lot of the time..
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-11-2006, 19:10
I was about to say "and you'll have to fight for her" or something equally inappropriate, but then..

..not only seemed there to be another perosn interested (and I suck at multi-fighting), but the inappropriateness factor rises infinitely with her presence..


Yeah, I know the feeling; thinking's just not the best thing to do a lot of the time..At least you're on the right side of the ocean. :p
Oeck
02-11-2006, 19:13
At least you're on the right side of the ocean. :p
But you're on the wrong shore. [/blatant Germanism]
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-11-2006, 19:16
But you're on the wrong shore. [/blatant Germanism]
Yeah, I thought of that, too. :( :p
Liuzzo
02-11-2006, 19:21
I don't think anyone wants me...wouldn't be shocked if someone wants my boobs,though.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/v89/daria319

I'm already married but you are dead sexy. Could start a cyber love affair in the magically land of make believe. Oh, your boobs are quite nice as well, but the rest of you is quite lovely to boot.
Oeck
02-11-2006, 19:21
Yeah, I thought of that, too. :( :p
I'd say I'd teach you how to swim, but...that'd be taking the pun factor to heights I don't feel comfortable in anymore.
Arthais101
02-11-2006, 19:57
I was about to say "and you'll have to fight for her" or something equally inappropriate,

S'ok, while I prefer my women to be on the east coast, europe is a tad TOO far east.
Oeck
02-11-2006, 20:10
S'ok, while I prefer my women to be on the east coast, europe is a tad TOO far east.
Nah, s'ok; as I mentioned to her before I prefer my women to be on the Western side of one of our major rivers she's on the Eastern side of here, so..
Farnhamia
02-11-2006, 21:24
There's others gays/bi's than VN & I?

As bottle so eloquently put it, yo! :p
IL Ruffino
02-11-2006, 21:46
*flaunts boobies*
Soviestan
02-11-2006, 21:46
I would say Chandieler since she lives in my area. However shes apparently asexual and 16 so.....no dice. other than that I dont know, maybe I'm just not meant to be with anyone on here or something.:headbang: Oh wait maybe Bottle!
Bitchkitten
02-11-2006, 21:55
Yep ... it's that time again! Woo!

A spammy thread that will probably die or be moved to nether regions because it's not about the Labour Party or Republicans vs. Democrats!

NSG Couples! Who would you like to see? Who would you like to be with?

We all know that political affiliation is key on these forums, so who politically are you most like and think you could handle being under the same roof with?

All that in mind, I'll start:

Keruvalia and Bitchkitten - we're the same age, similar situation, similar politics.

How about ya'll? Want that cool hippie chick? Want that awesome tie-wearing conserv stud? Mention it! Hook up!

Woo!Gee, I wish I'd seen this thread earlier. It's not such a long drive. Be there in a few hours.
Carnivorous Lickers
02-11-2006, 22:23
Peeches aint around,so I'm on my own.
IL Ruffino
02-11-2006, 22:27
Peeches aint around,so I'm on my own.

Now and then I see her..

*nods*

*hands Carnivorous Lickers a cardboard cut out of Peech*
Carnivorous Lickers
02-11-2006, 22:30
Now and then I see her..

*nods*

*hands Carnivorous Lickers a cardboard cut out of Peech*

it doesnt smell like her,though.
IL Ruffino
02-11-2006, 22:40
it doesnt smell like her,though.

Oh pfft.
*sprays Peechland PerfumeTM on cutout*
Cannot think of a name
03-11-2006, 00:55
Hey there! :)

Yeah, maybe it would be worth getting firefox after all, just for that. Hmm.
It totally is.

EDIT2 - Aw, shit. (http://img84.exs.cx/img84/7062/13su6ak.gif) :p

Ain't that da truth...just wait until you stumble on Dice Wars...kiss sleep goodbye...
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 01:00
Gee, I wish I'd seen this thread earlier. It's not such a long drive. Be there in a few hours.

Woo! I'll put on coffee. :D
Bitchkitten
03-11-2006, 01:04
Woo! I'll put on coffee. :DHow about a cup of Earl Grey. I know, very un-Texan.;)
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 01:10
How about a cup of Earl Grey. I know, very un-Texan.;)

*gasp* You prefer tea? Awesome! Even better!
Bitchkitten
03-11-2006, 01:22
*gasp* You prefer tea? Awesome! Even better!

I don't know why- we have plenty of coffee addicts in the family. Just had to be the oddball.
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 02:14
I don't know why- we have plenty of coffee addicts in the family. Just had to be the oddball.

Yay Oddball! Check yer TGs, btw.
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 03:14
Me and bitchkitten.

I wish :(

*cries*
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 03:26
Me and bitchkitten.

Oh Noes!!! Competition!
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 03:30
Oh Noes!!! Competition!
I know, i hate it too. :(

You got to her first though, so I'll just wander 'round the forums nomadically, leaving a trail of tears in my wake...
Kreitzmoorland
03-11-2006, 03:40
I know, i hate it too. :(

You got to her first though, so I'll just wander 'round the forums nomadically, leaving a trail of tears in my wake...
TPE? imagine seeing you here!
Potarius
03-11-2006, 03:41
Have I been mentioned?


...Shit, did I just say that out loud?
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 03:43
I know, i hate it too. :(

You got to her first though, so I'll just wander 'round the forums nomadically, leaving a trail of tears in my wake...

Awwww ... you're awesome, though!

She's my friend (hope so) and I like her, but she's a grown woman and can decide for herself. :D
Shikishima
03-11-2006, 03:44
Why couples? What happened to good old-fashioned polyamory?
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 03:45
Have I been mentioned?


Hey Allah! Nice to see you!
Call to power
03-11-2006, 03:45
Have I been mentioned?

I was pondering the same thing......*looks deeply into Potarius'es good eye* :fluffle:
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 03:45
Why couples? What happened to good old-fashioned polyamory?

Ok ok ok .... Me, Bitchkitten, and TPE. Cool?
Potarius
03-11-2006, 03:45
I was pondering the same thing......*looks deeply into Potarius'es good eye* :fluffle:

Wait, I have a bad eye?

When did this happen!?
Dobbsworld
03-11-2006, 03:46
Why couples? What happened to good old-fashioned polyamory?

Damn right! I mean, all I want is the exclusive company of the right small county or large village - by mutual consent of course. Where's the harm in that??
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 03:47
Wait, I have a bad eye?


It's the patch you wear with your daily Pirate costume.
Potarius
03-11-2006, 03:47
It's the patch you wear with your daily Pirate costume.

God damn dopplegangers...

God damn army...
Call to power
03-11-2006, 03:49
Wait, I have a bad eye?

When did this happen!?

around the time I arrived on NS *is smooth operator*:cool:
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 03:49
God damn dopplegangers...

God damn army...

SHHHH! They might be listening ....

<.<

>.>
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 03:50
Ok ok ok .... Me, Bitchkitten, and TPE. Cool?
Dibs on the boobies! :D
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 03:55
Dibs on the boobies! :D

Lol! I don't even know what she looks like. ;)
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 04:00
Lol! I don't even know what she looks like. ;)
Same here, but I do know she's got at least a D or two. :fluffle:
Imperial isa
03-11-2006, 04:01
Same here, but I do know she's got at least a D or two. :fluffle:

lot
Grainne Ni Malley
03-11-2006, 04:01
It's the patch you wear with your daily Pirate costume.

Daily Pirate Costumes should be mandatory.

Dibs on the boobies! :D

Hey TPE! Good to see you! :D

Boobies? Where?
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 04:05
Same here, but I do know she's got at least a D or two. :fluffle:

Damnit TPE! You are away from the forums and then you show your sexy ass up here to steal my woman!

Hehehe ... Awesome.
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 04:06
Daily Pirate Costumes should be mandatory.



Hey TPE! Good to see you! :D

Boobies? Where?
Hey, good to see you too! :D :fluffle: :)

On Bitchkitten, wrapped around my niiiiice, haaarrrrrr--

;)
Imperial isa
03-11-2006, 04:07
Hey, good to see you too! :D :fluffle: :)

On Bitchkitten, wrapped around my loooong haaarrrrrr--

;)

down boy
Findecano Calaelen
03-11-2006, 04:09
Hey, good to see you too! :D :fluffle: :)

On Bitchkitten, wrapped around my niiiiice, haaarrrrrr--

;)

good to see you havnt changed
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 04:10
Damnit TPE! You are away from the forums and then you show your sexy ass up here to steal my woman!

Hehehe ... Awesome.
Remember what they taught you in elementary school?

"It's important to share" ;)
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 04:10
down boy

TPE doesn't do that ... any more than I do ;)
Grainne Ni Malley
03-11-2006, 04:10
Hey, good to see you too! :D :fluffle: :)

On Bitchkitten, wrapped around my niiiiice, haaarrrrrr--

;)

How have you been? Doing well, I hope.

Good to see you haven't changed much! :D :fluffle:
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 04:10
Remember what they taught you in elementary school?

"It's important to share" ;)

Hehehe .... yay! Sharing!
Imperial isa
03-11-2006, 04:11
TPE doesn't do that ... any more than I do ;)

LOT ;)
Shikishima
03-11-2006, 04:12
Ok ok ok .... Me, Bitchkitten, and TPE. Cool?
Why stop at three?

Damn right! I mean, all I want is the exclusive company of the right small county or large village - by mutual consent of course. Where's the harm in that??

Exactly. Or, juts let people marry in.

Heinleinism: it's what's for aprés-dinner
Europa Maxima
03-11-2006, 04:15
Well, I think the problem is that those of us who wouldn't forget about you would probably think of unsuitable matches. I tend to place you in the Vetalia/Europa Maxima sphere, so I would suggest one of them would work for you...
The problem being that I am the only gay one of the lot...

However, it's probably about a thousand times more compatible than some previous couplings I've been given (e.g. Fass...).

Pretty much any pretentious goth elitist with my political inclinations, a willingness to put up with my bitchy schizothymic tendencies, a nasty attitude and cute face will do... if I'm in the mood.

Leonstein, you're plenty noticeable. Your only discernable forum foible is your insecurity about it, which seems to crop up regularly. Face it- if you spend time in serious debate threads, you simply have less time and inclination to internet-fornicate - and that type of thing is an essential antecedent if you want to be recalled in threads like these, unless you happen to be a vulgar chick with breasts. You lack these, so you'll just have to do it the hard way: start spamming!
Resist the temptation! :eek:
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 04:17
Awwww, I dont want to be without a date/match/pair.

I know I'm a war-mongering right-wing maniac, but I can be tamed. ;)

Any ladies want me, I'm not too picky, as I cant afford to be since I came so late** into this thread.

**Hehehe, "came so late", hehehhe. Thats what she said.

Anyway, heres me:

Heres me: I'm about 6'3 1/2, (which is like 193ish in Euro, I guess), 17, with light blonde hair (used to be white) and green-hazel eyes.

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5363/me002sx0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/9976/me001vi7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/1636/picture1229jp9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

.......But more importantly, I'm a nice boy who likes long walks on the beach, travel, experiencing new cultures, learning different languages, and international politics.

Pick me, and I'll love you long time. :)

PS...Ruffy, I know you've already expressed your love for me, but...we just dont match. I know, its hard for you to take, but with time, you'll learn to deal with us seeing other people. :p
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 04:20
How have you been? Doing well, I hope.

Good to see you haven't changed much! :D :fluffle:
I'm doing okay :) You?

I know it's good ;) :fluffle: :D
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 04:20
Awwww, I dont want to be without a date/match/pair.

Dude ... you Muslim hatin' Jew ... you "Kike Racist" ... hehehe

Damn, dude ... in respect to this thread ... some lady needs to hook up. You're very cute. Even for a kike racist. ;) hehehehe
Imperial isa
03-11-2006, 04:22
iam the only one not looking to hook up
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 04:25
iam the only one not looking to hook up

Liar!
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 04:27
Awwww, I dont want to be without a date/match/pair.

Actually I have to be honest .... TAL is dead cute. His hatred of Muslims sucks, but god damn ... I'd fuck him. ;)
Grainne Ni Malley
03-11-2006, 04:27
I'm doing okay :) You?

I know it's good ;) :fluffle: :D

Doing well, lost my home base, faded from NSG for a few, came back to make a stunning entrance only to find that most of the people who would have noticed were gone as well. LOL.

At least you're back!
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 04:28
Dude ... you Muslim hatin' Jew ... you "Kike Racist" ... hehehe

Damn, dude ... in respect to this thread ... some lady needs to hook up. You're very cute. Even for a kike racist. ;) hehehehe

Ugh, I'd report you for that like I used to, but since I think you MAY be in a good mood, and MAY be joking just a tiny bit, and since I JUST had a nice orea flavored pudding snack-pack, and I'm happy.....I'll let it go and say thank you...and I NEED A HOOK-UP! :D
Imperial isa
03-11-2006, 04:28
Liar!

ok one day
just after i kill the ones in my family that are driving nuts
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 04:31
Actually I have to be honest .... TAL is dead cute. His hatred of Muslims sucks, but god damn ... I'd fuck him. ;)
Hmmm....but arnt you like 30? lol :p

EDIT: OMG 5,555 POST OMG ZOMG ZOMG OMG!! 5,555 POST
Europa Maxima
03-11-2006, 04:31
Actually I have to be honest .... TAL is dead cute. His hatred of Muslims sucks, but god damn ... I'd fuck him. ;)
To fuck the hatred all the way out of him? Getting soft, are we?

Or is it psychological warfare I detect. :)
Keruvalia
03-11-2006, 04:31
Ugh, I'd report you for that like I used to, but since I think you MAY be in a good mood, and MAY be joking just a tiny bit, and since I JUST had a nice orea flavored pudding snack-pack, and I'm happy.....I'll let it go and say thank you...and I NEED A HOOK-UP! :D

Oh come on you fuck-head Jew. ;) You know you and I are in the same damn boat.

We're both being told to hate members of our family. Fuck it!

You're my fellow Jew and I love you. If that means you'll report my ass ... so be it ;) Don't make me have the mohel cut you off further. ;)
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 04:32
Doing well, lost my home base, faded from NSG for a few, came back to make a stunning entrance only to find that most of the people who would have noticed were gone as well. LOL.

At least you're back!
Yep! :fluffle:

Sooo, ya single for me to take? ;)
Edwardis
03-11-2006, 04:32
Oh! Oh! What about me? What about me?

Just kidding. I like this idea. But I don't know any of you enough. And I fear to think with whom some of you would pair me.

Anyway, just wanted to say I thought the thread was a good idea.
Grainne Ni Malley
03-11-2006, 04:42
Yep! :fluffle:

Sooo, ya single for me to take? ;)

Awww... I'm not single after all. I came very close, but I'm stubborn and decided to stick it out. I am still open to people showing an avid interest in me, though. It's good for my ego.

:D
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 04:44
Awww... I'm not single after all. I came very close, but I'm stubborn and decided to stick it out. I am still open to people showing an avid interest in me, though. It's good for my ego.

:D
Wheee! sounds fun! :D
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 04:44
Oh come on you fuck-head Jew. ;) You know you and I are in the same damn boat.

We're both being told to hate members of our family. Fuck it!

You're my fellow Jew and I love you. If that means you'll report my ass ... so be it ;) Don't make me have the mohel cut you off further. ;)


O' mein Gott!:eek:

Anyway...I appreacaite the compliments Keru....are there any LADIES that wish to be my partner?

Btw, Keru, .....that wouldnt happen to be alcohol on your breath, would it?
Angry Fruit Salad
03-11-2006, 04:59
*sits back and watches the debauchery*
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 05:14
*sits back and watches the debauchery*

Do you want to be my partner? Did you see my pics on the previous page? You are quite pretty.:)
Imperial isa
03-11-2006, 05:14
*opens a bottle to drink from as i watch*
Shikishima
03-11-2006, 05:18
Man., if you're gonna make it an orgy, MAKE IT AN ORGY.
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 05:18
Doesnt anyone love me!?!!?

*Cuts hair off*

*eats ice-cream out of the box*
Europa Maxima
03-11-2006, 05:19
Doesnt anyone love me!?!!?

*Cuts hair off*

*eats ice-cream out of the box*
Oh God stop being such an attention-whore. Good ol' Keru loves you... to pieces. :) :fluffle:

Tee-hee.
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 05:20
Oh God stop being such an attention-whore. Good ol' Keru loves you... to pieces. :) :fluffle:

Tee-hee.

DONT ANYONE WOMEN LOVE ME!?!? :eek:
Potarius
03-11-2006, 05:21
DONT ANYONE WOMEN LOVE ME!?!? :eek:

Alcahol, you say...?
Europa Maxima
03-11-2006, 05:21
Alcahol, you say...?
Yeah, getting them drunk will help him a lot.

I have a feeling that isn't what you meant though. :D
Ollieland
03-11-2006, 05:21
If anybody needs hooking up its me. I've been single for so long I've started to think its been cut of.............
Potarius
03-11-2006, 05:22
Yeah, getting them drunk will help him a lot.

I have a feeling that isn't what you meant though. :D

Nah. "Dont anyone women love me" --- There's just so much that's wrong with that sentence. :p
Bitchkitten
03-11-2006, 05:23
Hey, good to see you too! :D :fluffle: :)

On Bitchkitten, wrapped around my niiiiice, haaarrrrrr--

;)
Your being bad again. I'm not surprised.:fluffle:
Europa Maxima
03-11-2006, 05:24
Nah. "Dont anyone women love me" --- There's just so much that's wrong with that sentence. :p
Still didn't stop me from being a bitch though. ^^
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 05:24
Nah. "Dont anyone women love me" --- There's just so much that's wrong with that sentence. :p

Hahah, you can say that about a million ways, and I just noticied that after you posted this.


LOL...arnt typos fun?
Grainne Ni Malley
03-11-2006, 05:25
DONT ANYONE WOMEN LOVE ME!?!? :eek:

Make really BIG puppy dog eyes, offer to share your ice cream, and I'd be willing to like you. I can't offer love as I'm probably that way too scary old person, which would be creepy.
Bitchkitten
03-11-2006, 05:25
Actually I have to be honest .... TAL is dead cute. His hatred of Muslims sucks, but god damn ... I'd fuck him. ;)

I'd watch. With great interest.
Potarius
03-11-2006, 05:25
Hahah, you can say that about a million ways, and I just noticied that after you posted this.


LOL...arnt typos fun?

Yeah, especially when they conjure images of drunken hobos shouting while stumbling down an avenue. :D
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 05:26
Your being bad again. I'm not surprised.:fluffle:
Hehe, glad to be of service! :fluffle: :D
Europa Maxima
03-11-2006, 05:28
Pretty much any pretentious goth elitist with my political inclinations, a willingness to put up with my bitchy schizothymic tendencies, a nasty attitude and cute face will do... if I'm in the mood.
Ahem, ja, as I said...
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 05:31
Make really BIG puppy dog eyes, offer to share your ice cream, and I'd be willing to like you. I can't offer love as I'm probably that way too scary old person, which would be creepy.
If my looks and personality alone cant attact a woman, than I am destined to wander the face of the earth single forever.

*slips you a Washington*....So, how old are you anyway?
Yeah, especially when they conjure images of drunken hobos shouting while stumbling down an avenue. :D
Oh I know what the ladies like.;)
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 05:32
I'd watch. With great interest.
There would be alot of screaming and shreiking in pain, angony, and embarresment. It would not be something any sane person would get off to.
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 05:33
I am destined to wander the face of the earth single forever.
Me too, bud. Me too. :(
Bitchkitten
03-11-2006, 05:38
There would be alot of screaming and shreiking in pain, angony, and embarresment. It would not be something any sane person would get off to.
Check all my previous posts. You will not find, anywhere, me claiming to be sane.:D
Grainne Ni Malley
03-11-2006, 05:38
If my looks and personality alone cant attact a woman, than I am destined to wander the face of the earth single forever.

*slips you a Washington*....So, how old are you anyway?

*sigh* 32 in 16 days. It's sad. I know. Soon there will be the wrinkles and the memory loss. The only thing I have left to look forward to is driving a Hoveround Power Wheelchair and doing drive-by canings.
Europa Maxima
03-11-2006, 05:40
There would be alot of screaming and shreiking in pain, angony, and embarresment. It would not be something any sane person would get off to.
So, where do us good insane folk get tickets from to come 'n watch? :D
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 05:40
*sigh* 32 in 16 days. It's sad. I know. Soon there will be the wrinkles and the memory loss. The only thing I have left to look forward to is driving a Hoveround Power Wheelchair and doing drive-by canings.
Yeah, that last part would actually be sweet..but I've actually been attracted to women in their 30's and, in one case, hit on a woman in her early 40's. (we are both under the influence though)....So you're still good in my book.;)
Check all my previous posts. You will not find, anywhere, me claiming to be sane.:D

Ah..well then.....

*backs away*
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 05:42
So, where do us good insane folk get tickets from to come 'n watch? :D
Ugh..leave it to the goth. :p
Angry Fruit Salad
03-11-2006, 05:45
Do you want to be my partner? Did you see my pics on the previous page? You are quite pretty.:)

Hate to break it to ya, but I prefer gawking at women. Nice hair,though.
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 05:47
Hate to break it to ya, but I prefer gawking at women. Nice hair,though.

Ah, well,....you do have nice boobs. Too bad we couldnt play. :p

But.........if women are your thing, then I guess I'm S.O.L.

And thanks.
Angry Fruit Salad
03-11-2006, 05:53
Ah, well,....you do have nice boobs. Too bad we couldnt play. :p

But.........if women are your thing, then I guess I'm S.O.L.

And thanks.

lol Yeah, I'm kind of partial to women...especially since I'm already engaged -- they're all I have left to mess around with now.
Arthais101
03-11-2006, 05:58
Check all my previous posts. You will not find, anywhere, me claiming to be sane.:D

ahhh, just the way I like em...
Rameria
03-11-2006, 06:12
DONT ANYONE WOMEN LOVE ME!?!? :eek:
I dunno about love, but you're pretty cute. If I didn't have a boyfriend and you were a few years older (or I was a few years younger) I'd be interested.
The Atlantian islands
03-11-2006, 06:14
I dunno about love, but you're pretty cute. If I didn't have a boyfriend and you were a few years older (or I was a few years younger) I'd be interested.

How old are you and how old do you think I am?
Dobbsworld
03-11-2006, 06:20
Heinleinism: it's what's for aprés-dinner

Well said.
Gurguvungunit
03-11-2006, 06:23
*wanders in late*

Weell... I'm not exactly a Generalite, but hey. I'm... pretty desperate?


I think EuroMax is the only one who could put up with my politics, and I think he(?)'s a guy, so no. Oh well. Not a goth person either... more punk/mainstream. Odd combination, sure.

/is drunk. Is rambling.
Europa Maxima
03-11-2006, 06:27
I think EuroMax is the only one who could put up with my politics, and I think he(?)'s a guy, so no. Oh well. Not a goth person either... more punk/mainstream. Odd combination, sure.

/is drunk. Is rambling.
You could pretend I was a girl. :rolleyes: I'd let you, if you were really cute...
Gurguvungunit
03-11-2006, 06:31
Haha, nah. Anyway, you're on the wrong side of a continent, an ocean and a hemisphere.

It *sobs*... It just wouldn't work out.
Shikishima
03-11-2006, 06:34
Face it- if you spend time in serious debate threads, you simply have less time and inclination to internet-fornicate - and that type of thing is an essential antecedent if you want to be recalled in threads like these, unless you happen to be a vulgar chick with breasts.

:::raises half a brow::: So basically...your advice is to do the effective equivalent of marching in with a comically enormous prosthetic dong & a duck mask while humming the Internationale on a dime-store kazoo?
TJHairball
03-11-2006, 06:36
:::raises half a brow::: So basically...your advice is to do the effective equivalent of marching in with a comically enormous prosthetic dong & a duck mask while humming the Internationale on a dime-store kazoo?
I have a kazoo right here on my desk. That would probably be a good idea, no?
Shikishima
03-11-2006, 06:39
I have a kazoo right here on my desk. That would probably be a good idea, no?

Well, I AM an idea man... "three million-dollar ideas in a lifetime," my furry compact Hebe ASS...
Angry Fruit Salad
03-11-2006, 07:06
Leonstein, you're plenty noticeable. Your only discernable forum foible is your insecurity about it, which seems to crop up regularly. Face it- if you spend time in serious debate threads, you simply have less time and inclination to internet-fornicate - and that type of thing is an essential antecedent if you want to be recalled in threads like these, unless you happen to be a vulgar chick with breasts. You lack these, so you'll just have to do it the hard way: start spamming!

Vulgar chick with breasts? *raises hand* Present!
Lower Columbia
03-11-2006, 07:36
Meh, I'm no generalite, and I'd be hard-pressed to go anywhere on the Internet and find a chick as conservative as I am, but anything's possible. Whaddya say to that? (http://www.aanhrush.com/images/iamsosexy.gif)
Big Jim P
03-11-2006, 09:16
How about a cup of Earl Grey. I know, very un-Texan.;)

Very un-Texan. thats why I had to move to New York.:p
Oeck
03-11-2006, 10:33
Hate to break it to ya, but I prefer gawking at women. Nice hair,though.
I was about to say "Hey, darlin'..." but..

l..especially since I'm already engaged..
.. you know I don't do that. Might still check out your pics now, though. ;)
Harlesburg
03-11-2006, 10:46
True. But anyone can learn how. As a child and to a large degree as a teenager, I was incredibly reserved and introverted, lacking most social skills. But I decided that I wanted to excel in the social area of life, and so I learned to be very effective socially. For an intelligent guy like yourself, it just takes time and effort to become a socialite.
If thats the way it works, where do i fit in?

Whats that, i don't?:(
Jello Biafra
03-11-2006, 13:22
Pretty much any pretentious goth elitist with my political inclinations, a willingness to put up with my bitchy schizothymic tendencies, a nasty attitude and cute face will do... if I'm in the mood.
Ahem, ja, as I said...Goths are typically on this side of the political spectrum. Then again, if your renouncing your inclinations is a condition of you getting to...er...finish, then that really wouldn't be a problem. ;)
Dinaverg
03-11-2006, 14:47
Awww....Atty, so sad. You are like a brother to me, so I must assist you and your hair in getting a someone woman to love you.
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:06
*sits back and watches the debauchery*

*watches boobs*
>.>
<.<
Dinaverg
03-11-2006, 15:07
*watches boobs*
>.>
<.<

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It's like watching a tennis match, no?
Kanabia
03-11-2006, 15:08
There isn't enough attention directed at me in this thread. What do I have to do to prove i'm a shameless attention-whore?
Dinaverg
03-11-2006, 15:11
There isn't enough attention directed at me in this thread. What do I have to do to prove i'm a shameless attention-whore?

Show us your boobies.
The Beautiful Darkness
03-11-2006, 15:12
There isn't enough attention directed at me in this thread. What do I have to do to prove i'm a shameless attention-whore?

Post lots of pictures and a little bio? :p
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:14
<_<
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It's like watching a tennis match, no?
Tennis isn't this much fun.
Post lots of pictures of your boobs and a little bio of your boobs? :p

>.>
<.<
Revasser
03-11-2006, 15:16
There isn't enough attention directed at me in this thread. What do I have to do to prove i'm a shameless attention-whore?

Just whisper those sweet nothings in my ear, honey.

:fluffle:
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 15:18
Yay! Boobies! :fluffle: :D
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:19
Yay! Boobies! :fluffle: :D

TPE nees to post more. More boobies that is.
*nods*
Dinaverg
03-11-2006, 15:19
Tennis isn't this much fun.


>.>
<.<

Unless it's boob tennis...


:D
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:20
Unless it's boob tennis...


:D

Or topless doubles womens tennis.
Turquoise Days
03-11-2006, 15:21
Unless it's boob tennis...


:D

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061025
This is so wrong. I assume you've seen the vid that inspired it?
Jello Biafra
03-11-2006, 15:22
Or topless doubles womens tennis.<Pictures Martina Navratilova and Steffi Graf topless in a tennis match.>
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:24
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061025
This is so wrong. I assume you've seen the vid that inspired it?
Lmao, what vid, I want to watch it when I go home.
<Pictures Martina Navratilova and Steffi Graf topless in a tennis match.>

*drools*
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 15:25
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061025
This is so wrong. I assume you've seen the vid that inspired it?
Link to the vid please?
Turquoise Days
03-11-2006, 15:27
Link to the vid please?

I dunno, it might violate TOS, even though its animated. Have a TG!
You too, Ifreann.

EDIT: And check out the news article on Ctrl Alt Del. 'Duck and Cover'

This boobie related hijack has been brought to you by Turquoise Days :)
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:28
I dunno, it might violate TOS, even though its animated. Have a TG!
You too, Ifreann.

Yay perverse cartoon :fluffle:
Dinaverg
03-11-2006, 15:30
I dunno, it might violate TOS, even though its animated. Have a TG!
You too, Ifreann.

And me! Just, ah...cuz I don't remember. Refresh my memory, you see.
Kanabia
03-11-2006, 15:32
Show us your boobies.

As you wish.
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1188/boobs8xu.jpg
Turquoise Days
03-11-2006, 15:33
And me! Just, ah...cuz I don't remember. Refresh my memory, you see.

Anyone else, ask those three, I'm off. *waves*

Or find it yourself, lord knows I've given you enough clues...
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:33
As you wish.
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1188/boobs8xu.jpg

:eek:
:fluffle:
:eek:
The Beautiful Darkness
03-11-2006, 15:37
As you wish.
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1188/boobs8xu.jpg

Lawl :fluffle:
Kanabia
03-11-2006, 15:38
Just whisper those sweet nothings in my ear, honey.


Hm.

Fetcheth me gifts to prove thy devotion.

Is that what you wanted to hear?

:eek:
:fluffle:
:eek:

Now that's what I like to see. :fluffle:
The Plutonian Empire
03-11-2006, 15:40
As you wish.
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1188/boobs8xu.jpg

Aww, but I want to see women's boobies, not man boobs :(
Kanabia
03-11-2006, 15:42
Lawl :fluffle:

You laugh at my titties? :(

Aww, but I want to see women's boobies, not man boobs :(

You just don't understand true hawtness.

My boobs can do almost everything a woman's boobs can. Except lactate, but i'm working on it. *nods*
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:42
Aww, but I want to see women's boobies, not man boobs :(<snip>
Turquoise Days
03-11-2006, 15:43
Aww, but I want to see women's boobies, not man boobs :(

You are complaining about a lack of female boobs while online?! :p
The Beautiful Darkness
03-11-2006, 15:44
*Shows off boobies*

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/Beautiful-Darkness/boobies.jpg
Kanabia
03-11-2006, 15:44
*Shows off boobies*

Perky. :)
Ifreann
03-11-2006, 15:46
*Shows off boobies*

Are they really your boobies, or just some random interweb boobies?
Revasser
03-11-2006, 15:46
Hm.

Fetcheth me gifts to prove thy devotion.

Is that what you wanted to hear?



Close enough.

What would you like, hm? Maybe some rings to pierce those nipples? :D
The Beautiful Darkness
03-11-2006, 15:49
You laugh at my titties? :(


Nah, I think they're hawt. :fluffle:

Perky. :)

:cool:

Are they really your boobies, or just some random interweb boobies?

Of course they're mine. Fawn on me already. :pJ/k LOL