NationStates Jolt Archive

I propose that the US places a giant half chicken half squirel on the border. That should stop those damned Mer'cans from fleeing the Country.
http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season4/ChickenSquirrel.jpg

Your input on this perposal is valued, and will probably be read.

That would have to be a really big squirken (or would that be a chirrel?). Plus, it might get mistaken for lunch.

Tee hee! Thats silly! :p

"HANDS OFF MY NUTZ, BIOTCH!!!!!11" says the squirchen. :eek:

(Proceeds to put on monocle and oversised moustache.)

*Ahem*

Seconded

I propose we meld it with an electric eel, too. electrified chicken/squirrels are far superior to their plain, boring cousins. we should also give it poison. and spines. hell, make it unbearably smelly, too.

Flaming bridge of gasoline. Only way to stop those thieving dirty whites. They rigged the election you know.

i propose all you septics who 'object' to immigration into your stolen country boycott all business using undocumented labour.

if you dont, you are hypocrits.

pay up or shut up.

i propose all you septics who 'object' to immigration into your stolen country boycott all business using undocumented labour.

if you dont, you are hypocrits.

pay up or shut up.

Dirty Americans? Helping US? :eek: as if.

I propose we meld it with an electric eel, too. electrified chicken/squirrels are far superior to their plain, boring cousins. we should also give it poison. and spines. hell, make it unbearably smelly, too.

That is just getting silly.

I propose we meld it with an electric eel, too. electrified chicken/squirrels are far superior to their plain, boring cousins. we should also give it poison. and spines. hell, make it unbearably smelly, too.
You forgot the most important element, mein Mundbrötchen: Deathray vision.
Every plan gets better with the addition of deathray vision, a fact that both history and science attest to most readily.

You forgot the most important element, mein Mundbrötchen: Deathray vision.
Every plan gets better with the addition of deathray vision, a fact that both history and science attest to most readily.

Unless the plan involves Ruffy.

Unless the plan involves Ruffy.
That is the exception that proves the rule, as he is a Deathray given human form. Except without the "death", and (since he is a solid, stationary object) I guess he is without the "ray" aspect as well.

That is the exception that proves the rule, as he is a Deathray given human form. Except without the "death", and (since he is a solid, stationary object) I guess he is without the "ray" aspect as well.
So he is a Nondeathnonray?

So he is a Nondeathnonray?
Mais non, Monsieur le Posi!
He is simply a "deathray" with neither "death" nor rays", or, to put it far simply, he is a "".

Mais non, Monsieur le Posi!
He is simply a "deathray" with neither "death" nor rays", or, to put it far simply, he is a "".

O I see. He is /dev/null

O I see. He is /dev/null
Z0MGZ!!! T3H N3RD4G3!11!1!

...

But, yes, you are correct.

Z0MGZ!!! T3H N3RD4G3!11!1!

...

But, yes, you are correct.

So I could use him to eleminate my enamies?

So I could use him to eleminate my enamies?
Only if you could find some way of moving your enemies into him.

Only if you could find some way of moving your enemies into him.

I thought you died.

I thought you died.

No. He had a bad bout of errectile dysfunction. It was tragic. Hundreds died and he ruined a perfectly good pair of pants.:(

Pfffft!

I'll just jump into Niagra! You can't stop me.

I thought you died.
While it is true that Posi attempted to trick me into entering Ruffy by putting up several signs around my motel advertising complementary breakfast in the "Ruffy Room", his plan failed when I realized that (A) I'm not, in fact, in a motel, and, (B) those "complementary breakfasts" are always just a bunch of stale bagels and luke-warm OJ anyway.

No. He had a bad bout of errectile dysfunction. It was tragic. Hundreds died and he ruined a perfectly good pair of pants.:(
Oh NOES! The poor pants!
While it is true that Posi attempted to trick me into entering Ruffy by putting up several signs around my motel advertising complementary breakfast in the "Ruffy Room", his plan failed when I realized that (A) I'm not, in fact, in a motel, and, (B) those "complementary breakfasts" are always just a bunch of stale bagels and luke-warm OJ anyway.
Pfft, with stale bagels, NOBODY would fall for it. Posi fails at plan-making.

While it is true that Posi attempted to trick me into entering Ruffy by putting up several signs around my motel advertising complementary breakfast in the "Ruffy Room", his plan failed when I realized that (A) I'm not, in fact, in a motel, and, (B) those "complementary breakfasts" are always just a bunch of stale bagels and luke-warm OJ anyway.

We serve omlets and pancakes damnit!

Oh NOES! The poor pants!
I mourned for three weeks as they were Dickies.

Pfft, with stale bagels, NOBODY would fall for it. Posi fails at plan-making.
*adds plan-making to the list of things I fail at*

Pfffft!

I'll just jump into Niagra! You can't stop me.

Shut up or I shall move you into yourself.

We serve omlets and pancakes damnit!
Pancakes are NOTHING without maple syrup.
I mourned for three weeks as they were Dickies.


*adds plan-making to the list of things I fail at*
How long is that list now?

How long is that list now?
Counting is on the list.:(

Pancakes are NOTHING without maple syrup.

We are too cheap to get real stuff.

Counting is on the list.:(
Is measuring too? If not, measure the length of your paper
We are too cheap to get real stuff.
so your food's plastic? Yum.

Shut up or I shall move you into yourself.

.... :eek:

so your food's plastic? Yum.

Flavored plastic.

5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is measuring too? If not, measure the length of your paper
*takes raw measurements*

*does full uncertanty calculations*

It is 0.25+/-1.20m long. :cool:

so your food's plastic? Yum.
*reposts that Paris Hilton with a Hamburger picture*

5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That'll get deated for spam.

5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*claps*

That'll get deated for spam.

I don't care. I'm off to study now. Ta.

I don't care. I'm off to study now. Ta.

I did manage to get ten posts to your six.