NationStates Jolt Archive

Maine police have arrested a man dressed as Bin Laden wielding a plastic rifle and several fake hand grenades. He's lucky he didn't get shot. Turns out the guy is a lawyer and he was protesting in favor of a taxpayer bill of rights.

I wonder if he ever considered that he might get shot for waving around a fake rifle and tossing toy hand grenades? I wouldn't hire this lawyer. Would you?


http://news.mainetoday.com/updates/007754.html

Maine police have arrested a man dressed as Bin Laden wielding a plastic rifle and several fake hand grenades. He's lucky he didn't get shot. Turns out the guy is a lawyer and he was protesting in favor of a taxpayer bill of rights.

I wonder if he ever considered that he might get shot for waving around a fake rifle and tossing toy hand grenades? I wouldn't hire this lawyer. Would you?


http://news.mainetoday.com/updates/007754.html

And to think it wasn't even a cheesy Halloween costume...if I wanted to be really tasteless, I would empty some Pixy Sticks, pour them into an envelope, and label it "Anthrax"...that or I would shave his beard and find out if it's really OJ in disguise.

the real question is who will a lawyer hire to be there lawyer? The devil?

What a dork. :p

the real question is who will a lawyer hire to be there lawyer? The devil?

That guy who always finished ahead of him in bar school.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/binladen.gif

Hooray for idiots!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/binladen.gif

Hooray for idiots!

Yes, because without idiots, life would be dull and boring!

So...by your logic Prince Harry should be shot?

I wonder if he ever considered that he might get shot for waving around a fake rifle and tossing toy hand grenades? I wouldn't hire this lawyer. Would you?
welllll....maybe. The judge might take pity on me for having such an incompetent lawyer. Or he might screw up so badly he ends up in prison and I walk free.

If you want tasteless, go as Steve Irwin. My fried did that this weekend. He got the idea from South Park.

And an even bigger surprise is that the Bush Administration didn't try to spin this as "We arrested Bin Ladin!!!!"

And an even bigger surprise is that the Bush Administration didn't try to spin this as "We arrested Bin Ladin!!!!"

Yeah, I doubt even Tony Snow could manage that one with a straight face. Rush might, though, since he's not before the cameras. Are we sure it wasn't Michael J. Fox in disguise?

So...by your logic Prince Harry should be shot?

I dunno, the thought has some appeal...

If you want tasteless, go as Steve Irwin. My fried did that this weekend. He got the idea from South Park.

full of win.

it is true. the USA government does fall to new lows each day.

I've got another good one!

http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,445882,00.html
How Wal-Mart Banned a Terrorist Look-Alike
By Karen Naundorf

Wal-Mart is making life difficult for Oscar Brufani, a 52-year-old man who makes his living delivering potato chips in Buenos Aires. One of the corporation's store managers thinks he looks like Osama bin Laden -- and won't let him come near her store.

My god, what an intolerante bitch.

"You can't fix stupid!"

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/binladen.gif

Hooray for idiots!

This is what you get for not legislating against idiocy.