Don't drink. Call phone sex lines instead.
Drunk commies deleted
01-11-2006, 16:29
In a bold program to cut underage drinking the mayor of Edmond Oklahoma has passed out the phone numberer to a phone sex service to 22,000 households. Now $2.99/minute may be more expensive than an $18 fifth of liquor, but it won't damage your liver. It may still cause car accidents though. With one hand on your phone, the other on your mule, how do you hold the wheel?
http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_304184044.html
Cluichstan
01-11-2006, 16:31
An $18 fifth? WTF?
Call to power
01-11-2006, 16:35
inadvertent error that occurred when the card was designed by the Oklahoma Department of Mental Health and Substance Abuse Services.
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*shrugs* Mistakes happen.
Drunk commies deleted
01-11-2006, 16:41
An $18 fifth? WTF?
Absolut Citron 80 Proof 750ml Absolut Citron 80 Proof 750ml $18.99
From the following online liquor store http://www.missionliquor.com/Store/Qstore/Qstore.cgi?CMD=009&DEPT=000002&CAT=000009&BACK=A0007A1B0000002B1
Sure prices vary, but if you're not buying rotgut you're spending somewhere between the low teens and the low twenties for a fifth.
Soviestan
01-11-2006, 23:29
No thanks. I'll take the booze:p
uh....no.
If I were going to do either, definitely it would be getting alcohol.
Phone sex? How's that fun at all...?
Neo Undelia
01-11-2006, 23:34
Got to feel sorry for the mayor.
Morganatron
01-11-2006, 23:35
I don't know. Drunk Dialing is more fun.
Boonytopia
02-11-2006, 09:09
Cool, that's the sort of politician I like to see. :p