NationStates Jolt Archive


Pledge of Allegiance Fine Print

MrMopar
01-11-2006, 02:34
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republic, for which it stands
One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all*

*Some restrictions apply. Not available in all states- see local Congressman for details.
Seangoli
01-11-2006, 02:35
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republic, for which it stands
One nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all*

*Some restrictions apply. Not available in some states- see local Congressman for details.

Edited to it's original version. Had to do it, sorry.

And just for the hell of it, Bush's Pledge:

"I pledge allegory(Pronounced Al-eej-ar-ee) to the flaks, of the untied slacks of Amico. And to the Repoman, for Witchita stands, one Nato, under Dog, with Liberachi and Jujufruits for all. Thank you, and good night America."

:D I have one for Kerry as well, but it's not as pertinent now due to it's reference to the '04 election.
MrMopar
01-11-2006, 02:37
No apologies necessary. In America, you have freedom to your own beliefs.
Seangoli
01-11-2006, 02:40
No apologies necessary. In America, you have freedom to your own beliefs.

In America, you have beliefs. In Russia, Beliefs have you!

I feel slightly dirty now.
MrMopar
01-11-2006, 02:42
In America, you have beliefs. In Russia, Beliefs have you!

I feel slightly dirty now.
What about in Russia, but on opposite day?
Edwardis
01-11-2006, 02:42
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republic, for which it stands
One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all*

*Some restrictions apply. Not available in some states- see local Congressman for details.

Clever. :rolleyes:
MrMopar
01-11-2006, 02:44
I know... it's kinda obvious, but I haven't heard of someone else doing it.

Anyone wanna give the Star-Spangled Banner a go?

"'O'er the land of the cowardly and the home of the slave!"
Andaluciae
01-11-2006, 02:45
Cute.
MrMopar
01-11-2006, 02:45
Cute.
Thank you.
Edwardis
01-11-2006, 02:46
I know... it's kinda obvious, but I haven't heard of someone else doing it.

Anyone wanna give the Star-Spangled Banner a go?

"'O'er the land of the cowardly and the home of the slave!"

I meant that it's a slightly humorous way of stating your opinion. I did not say that I agree with your opinon.
MrMopar
01-11-2006, 02:47
I realized that...
Andaluciae
01-11-2006, 02:48
Thank you.

Would you like some grape juice, or perhaps some delightful beer?
Edwardis
01-11-2006, 02:49
I realized that...

Okay. Just making it absolutely clear.
MrMopar
01-11-2006, 02:50
Would you like some grape juice, or perhaps some delightful beer?
Can I have a 70/30 combo of both?
Maineiacs
01-11-2006, 02:51
Okay. Just making it absolutely clear.

We get it, we just don't give a shit.
MrMopar
01-11-2006, 02:52
We get it, we just don't give a shit.
Thank you for saying what I never had the courage to say. :p
Free shepmagans
01-11-2006, 03:15
this song is better (http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/1812/index.html~content)
MrMopar
01-11-2006, 03:17
this song is better (http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/1812/index.html~content)
Which one?
Intra-Muros
01-11-2006, 03:20
I miss something here?
Free shepmagans
01-11-2006, 03:24
Which one?

damn links. scroll down to the lyrics (http://www.subatomichumor.com/shows/warof1812.html)
MrMopar
01-11-2006, 03:58
damn links. scroll down to the lyrics (http://www.subatomichumor.com/shows/warof1812.html)
Wonderful!
Good Lifes
01-11-2006, 04:10
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republic, for which it stands
One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all*

*Some restrictions apply. Not available in all states- see local Congressman for details.

***Any freedoms considered "patriotic" and placed in the "Patriot Act" are no longer aplicable to anyone in the world including citizens.