It has begun
Wilgrove
29-10-2006, 06:22
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, the Christmas Season has already begun! Today I have saw my first Christmas Commercial, and it was a Christmas sale at a store, a pre-Christmas sale if you can believe it. I've also seen another Christmas commercial, but I have forgotten what they were selling. Yes, the beast that is known as Christmas, has now swallowed up Halloween!
Someday, all holidays will be assimilated in to Christmas. We'll have Jesus dressed up as a pilgrim driving a sled pulled by two jack-o-lanterns and the Easter Bunny.
And that will mark the beginning of the end...
Wilgrove
29-10-2006, 06:30
Someday, all holidays will be assimilated in to Christmas. We'll have Jesus dressed up as a pilgrim driving a sled pulled by two jack-o-lanterns and the Easter Bunny.
And that will mark the beginning of the end...
but what about the leprechauns and the fireworks?
Terrorist Cakes
29-10-2006, 06:32
As a non-christian, this thread offends me.
I sincerely hope no-one takes this seriously.
but what about the leprechauns and the fireworks?
Martin Luther King is bringing them next year.
Is anyone else just bored of christmas?
Wilgrove
29-10-2006, 06:34
As a non-christian, this thread offends me.
I sincerely hope no-one takes this seriously.
Well, here at Wilgrove Inc. we take every customer complaint seriously, and we strive to please you. If you're stupid you might actually think we mean that. We have received your complaint and advise you that if you don't like a thread, then you don't have to click on it. If you click on a thread created by Wilgrove Inc. then by a company to consumer agreement, you have surrendered all rights to complain and bitch. Please have a nice day.
I was joking too.
Wilgrove
29-10-2006, 06:35
Martin Luther King is bringing them next year.
Yea, Martin Luther King has to pick Santa's field.
Is anyone else just bored of christmas?
Yes. Very much so.
Though I suppose I'm bored with pretty much all the holidays in this country - or, more precisely, I hover between boredom towards them and hatred of them.
And that will mark the beginning of the end...
Of culture?
IL Ruffino
29-10-2006, 06:46
They've been selling christmas lights and trees and lil villages and dercorations at Boscov's for a few weeks now.
Sorry, but you're behind. :p
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, the Holiday Season has already begun! Today I have saw my first Holiday Commercial, and it was a Holiday sale at a store, a pre-Holiday sale if you can believe it. I've also seen another Holiday commercial, but I have forgotten what they were selling. Yes, the beast that is known as Holiday, has now swallowed up Halloween!
Editted for accuracy.
Of culture?
Oh yeah...it's a long, dark road downhill from there.
Oh yeah...it's a long, dark road downhill from there.
Perhaps we need to make up a new holiday, with a new mythology surrounding it.
Or we could just restore the old pagan roots of all the Christian ones - that would add spice and cure me of my boredom.
Oh yeah...it's a long, dark road downhill from there.
Can't wait till prostitutes are considered the property of cultured people.
Harlesburg
29-10-2006, 07:12
Is anyone else just bored of christmas?
The Jews shouldn't have been such bitches, and just revolted, it would have saved a lot of problems...
The Jews shouldn't have been such bitches, and just revolted, it would have saved a lot of problems...
Against the Romans? They did, more than once.