NationStates Jolt Archive

In case you were curious which of your congressmen and senators are actually Reptilians or other Alien species this website contains a handy list.

http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/exposing_reptilians.htm

Senators of the 107th Congress


Akaka, Daniel (D - HI) Reptilian

Allen, George (R - VA) Reptilian

Bayh, Evan (D - IN) -- Alien/other type

Biden Jr, Joseph (D - DE) -- Reptilian

Bond, Christopher (R - MO) -- Reptilian

Boxer, Barbara (D - CA) -- Alien supported

Bunning, Jim (R - KY) -- Alien supported

Byrd, Robert (D - WV) -- Reptilian

Campbell, Ben Nighthorse (R - CO) Pleiadean (fallen to the other side)

Carper, Thomas (D - DE) -- Alien supported

Clinton, Hillary (D - NY) --Alien/other type

Conrad, Kent (D - ND) --Alien/other type

Crapo, Mike (R - ID) --- Alien supported

Daschle, Thomas (D - SD) --Reptilian

Dodd, Christopher (D - CT) -- Alien supported

Domenici, Pete (R - NM) --Reptilian

Dorgan, Byron (D - ND) -- Reptilian

Durbin, Richard (D - IL) --Alien supported

Feingold, Russell (D - WI) -- Alien/other type

Graham, Bob (D - FL) -- Reptilian

Gramm, Phil (R - TX) -- Reptilian of high office

Harkin, Tom (D - IA) -- Alien of high office

Hollings, Ernest (D - SC) -- Alien /other type

Hutchison, Kay Bailey (R - TX) -- Alien supported

Inouye, Daniel (D - HI) --Reptilian

Kennedy, Edward (D - MA) --Very high reptilian

Leahy, Patrick (D - VT) -- Reptilian

Lieberman, Joseph (D - CT) --Very high alien/other type

McCain, John (R - AZ) -- Alien hybrid

Nickles, Don (R - OK) --- Alien/other type

Reid, Harry (D - NV) -- Alien supported

Rockefeller IV, John (D - WV) --Reptilian of very high
office/leadership

Santorum, Rick (R - PA) Alien/other type

Sarbanes, Paul (D - MD) Very high (nasty) alien type

Specter, Arlen (R - PA) __Very high reptilian

Thurmond, Strom (R - SC) Alien/other type

Warner, John (R - VA) Reptilian/Warrior Leader

Reptilian's in the House

(Not exactly The West Wing)
House of Representatives:


Aderholt, Robert; Alabama, 4th (Reptilian and group leader of
other aliens)

Armey, Richard; Texas, 26th (Alien/other breed)

Baird, Brian; Washington, 3rd (Alien/other type)

Baldwin, Tammy; Wisconsin, 2nd (Reptilian)

Barrett, Thomas; Wisconsin, 5th (Alien/other type)

Becerra, Xavier; California, 30th (Reptilian)

Bilirakis, Michael; Florida, 9th (Reptilian of High Office)

Blunt, Roy; Missouri, 7th Reptilian of High Office)

Bonior, David; Michigan, 10th (Very high Reptilian--Leader of sub-group)

Boucher, Rick; Virginia, 9th (Reptilian--high office)

Brown, Henry; South Carolina, 1st (Reptilian -- very
high order)

Callahan, Sonny; Alabama, 1st (Reptilian --other type)

Capito, Shelley; West Virginia, 2nd (Alien --other type)

Carson, Brad; Oklahoma, 2nd (Reptilian --very high officer)

Clayton, Eva; North Carolina,1st (Reptilian --very high order)

Condit, Gary; California, 18th (Levy died because she found
out his secret--he's Reptilian --not such a high order (obviously))

Crenshaw, Ander; Florida, 4th (Reptilian --very high order)

Culberson, John; Texas, 7th (Extremely high order reptilian)

Davis, Susan; California, 49th (Reptilian)

DeFazio, Peter; Oregon, 4th (Reptilian--very high order)

DeLay, Tom; Texas, 22nd (A leader of the Reptilians here on
planet Earth)

Doggett, Lloyd; Texas, 10th (Reptilian --very high order)

English, Phil; Pennsylvania, 21st (Reptilian commander)

Flake, Jeff; Arizona, 1st (Reptilian, leader of lesser order)

Fossella, Vito; New York, 13th (Alien --other type)

Gilchrest, Wayne; Maryland, 1st (Reptilian --very high order)

Goss, Porter; Florida, 14th (Reptilian/alien hybrid)

Green, Mark; Wisconsin, 8th (Alien --other type)

Gutierrez, Luis; Illinois, 4th (Reptilian --very high order)

Hansen, James; Utah, 1st (Reptilian leader)

Hefley, Joel; Colorado, 5th (Reptilian leader)

Hobson, David; Ohio, 7th (Alien--other type)

Houghton, Amo; New York, 31st (Reptilian --very high order)

Hyde, Henry; Illinois, 6th (Reptilian of the Supreme Command
(er))

Jackson-Lee, Sheila; Texas, 18th (Reptilian --other type)

Jones, Walter; North Carolina, 3rd (Reptilian --High Command)

Kennedy, Patrick; Rhode Island, 1st (Alien influenced)

Kind, Ron; Wisconsin, 3rd (Reptilian --supreme command)


Langevin, James; Rhode Island, 2nd (Reptilian --First Order)

Lewis, John; Georgia, 5th (Reptilian)

Luther, Bill; Minnesota, 6th (Reptilian --Very High Order)

Markey, Edward; Massachusetts, 7th (Reptilian --Very High Order)

McHugh, John; New York, 24th (Reptilian --extremely High Order)

McNulty, Michael; New York, 21st (Reptilian --Very High Order)

Miller, George; California, 7th (Reptilian --Extremely High
Order)

Nethercutt, George; Washington, 5th (Reptilian --Supreme Command)

Owens, Major; New York, 11th (Reptilian --Extremely High Order)

Pence, Mike; Indiana, 2nd (Reptilianj --Very High Order)

Platts, Todd; Pennsylvania, 19th (Reptilian --VEry High Order)

Rahall, Nick; West Virginia, 3rd (Reptilian)

Rangel, Charles; New York, 15th (Reptilian --Very High Order)

Rodriguez, Ciro; Texas, 28th (Reptilian)

Ryan, Paul; Wisconsin, 1st (Reptilian)

Serrano, Jose; New York, 16th (Reptilian --High Order)

Shimkus, John; Illinois, 20th (Alien --other type)

Slaughter, Louise; New York, 28th (Reptilian)

Stearns, Cliff; Florida, 6th (Reptilian --Very High Order)

Strickland, Ted; Ohio, 6th (Reptilian --Very High Order)

Thomas, William; California, 21st (Reptilian --High Order)

Walsh, James; New York, 25th (Reptilian --Very High Order)

Weller, Jerry; Illinois, 11th (Alien --other type)

Wilson, Heather; New Mexico, 1st (Reptilian)

*whew*

Neither DeWine, Voinovich or Regular are aliens. Now I feel safe :D

*whew*

Neither DeWine, Voinovich or Regular are aliens. Now I feel safe :D

Nobody from New Jersey either.

Is this a complete list ? Because I don't see Dennis Kucinich...

Just stick a finger up their reptile bums. That's always the best way to confirm it.

Nobody from New Jersey either.

Although the guy I voted for for Governor is a "Very High Order Reptilian". That makes me sad. I thought Ted Strickland was a good guy...

Is this a complete list ? Because I don't see Dennis Kucinich...

Nah, he's just nuts.

Just to be sure, we should also apply the Voight-Kampff Test to find out if any of the candidates or incumbents are Replicants. This was done successfully in the last San Francisco mayoral election. Here are the results:

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24031

I expected Rhode Island to get more than it did.

Nah, he's just nuts.

BUT THOSE EARS !!!

He looks like that Quark dude from Star Trek. Enough proof for me.

Just to be sure, we should also apply the Voight-Kampff Test to find out if any of the candidates or incumbents are Replicants. This was done successfully in the last San Francisco mayoral election. Here are the results:

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24031

That's excellent. We should screen every politician like that. If they fail Harrison Ford gets to shoot them.

Just to be sure, we should also apply the Voight-Kampff Test to find out if any of the candidates or incumbents are Replicants. This was done successfully in the last San Francisco mayoral election. Here are the results:

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24031

Every single second I spent reading that article, I spent laughing.

it got one not quite right:

"Crapo, Mike (R - ID) --- Alien supported"
should read
Crapo, Mike (R - ID) - Named fucking Crapo for fuck's sake!

it got one not quite right:

"Crapo, Mike (R - ID) --- Alien supported"
should read
Crapo, Mike (R - ID) - Named fucking Crapo for fuck's sake!

The aliens clearly have a sense of humor that runs to potty jokes.

Just stick a finger up their reptile bums. That's always the best way to confirm it.

Nah, the best way is to chop their heads off.
If they bleed alien reptile blood, they were an alien reptile.
If they bleed human blood, you're down one evil, lying, suit-wearing bastard.

A plan with no drawbacks!

A plan with no drawbacks!
None at all, you say? What about when their blood spurts everywhere and gets on my shoes, ruining yet another perfectly good pair?
No, you wouldn't think about that, would you? You people and your complete disregard for the important things in life make me sick.

None at all, you say? What about when their blood spurts everywhere and gets on my shoes, ruining yet another perfectly good pair?
No, you wouldn't think about that, would you? You people and your complete disregard for the important things in life make me sick.

Oh. Yeah.

Sorry.

Hadn't thought of that.

I'll use a bucket next time.

Every single second I spent reading that article, I spent laughing.
My favorite quote: "Do you know what a cow is, Matt?"

Any circumstance that allows you to ask that of a candidate running for office is clearly a fine, fine circumstance.