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I'm hungry. Any nice religious people wanna send me some food? I'll be alright without it, as I can go buy some noodles from Sainsbury's and hopefully borrow some money on Monday, but it'd be nice :)

I'm hungry. Any nice religious people wanna send me some food? I'll be alright without it, as I can go buy some noodles from Sainsbury's and hopefully borrow some money on Monday, but it'd be nice :)

I'm a discordian. That's nothing like a acordian. Does that count?

Trilby63;11867503']I'm a discordian. That's nothing like a acordian. Does that count?

No, but if you had an accordian, I might be able to churn out a few bars of "Nearer My God To Thee".
It wouldnt make anyone less hungry, but since its an accordian, you can get drunk to it if your Polish.

No, but if you had an accordian, I might be able to churn out a few bars of "Nearer My God To Thee".
It wouldnt make anyone less hungry, but since its an accordian, you can get drunk to it if your Polish.

Goddess?

I'm hungry. Any nice religious people wanna send me some food? I'll be alright without it, as I can go buy some noodles from Sainsbury's and hopefully borrow some money on Monday, but it'd be nice :)
Get some value beans and some value bread (as toast) down you, and you'll be fine ;)

I would send you some, but I'm not religious. Sorry. :p

I would send you some, but I'm not religious. Sorry. :p

*baptises*

Sorry, but you are now a legionaire of dynamic discord of the Paretheo-anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric.

Trilby63;11867612']*baptises*

Sorry, but you are now a legionaire of dynamic discord of the Paretheo-anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric.
I see. Well...erm...is there any way I can become excommunicated from that?

I see. Well...erm...is there any way I can become excommunicated from that?

You could declare yourself to be the =POPE= and excommunicate yourself and everyone else.

I see. Well...erm...is there any way I can become excommunicated from that?
Write a letter to the Pope and write

"Hahaha I do not really believe in Mary as a semi-Deity, your faith is stupid, hahahaha although I am vaguely a part of it and am hence able to be excommunicated. And I really don't want to be excommunicated, that would be sad. In fact, I would cry. So please don't do it, even though I'm only in it for the bread and wine, I'm not a real believer.

Yours Satanically (BWAHAHAHAHA)

Mr. I V Stalin."

There.

Write a letter to the Pope and write

"Hahaha I do not really believe in Mary as a semi-Deity, your faith is stupid, hahahaha although I am vaguely a part of it and am hence able to be excommunicated. And I really don't want to be excommunicated, that would be sad. In fact, I would cry. So please don't do it, even though I'm only in it for the bread and wine, I'm not a real believer.

Yours Satanically (BWAHAHAHAHA)

Mr. I V Stalin."

There.
Hmmm...if the Catholic Church had to read and act on every letter like that they received, they'd never get anything done! I send them loads, y'see.

Hmmm...if the Catholic Church had to read and act on every letter like that they received, they'd never get anything done! I send them loads, y'see.
Write the letters in the blood of nuns (ask them for blood to help some starving orphans in Gabon or something) as well, to prove a point. You wouldn't actually have to kill these nuns or anything, because that would be sad. :)

Write the letters in the blood of nuns (ask them for blood to help some starving orphans in Gabon or something) as well, to prove a point. You wouldn't actually have to kill these nuns or anything, because that would be sad. :)
That would require too much effort. I just use my own blood to write one and then photocopy it.

That would require too much effort. I just use my own blood to write one and then photocopy it.
Just remember to write it backwards or something... I dunno... something vaguely satanic, anyway.

haha... nice religious people... such an oxymoron.

any nice religious people can't be very religious at all.

haha... nice religious people... such an oxymoron.

any nice religious people can't be very religious at all.
Umm not really true, my grandfather is very nice, and he's a methodist. He just doesn't go on about his religious beliefs publicly.

I would send you some, but I'm not religious. Sorry. :p

I put the religious bit so I could quote bits of religious books about neighbourly stuff :D

haha... nice religious people... such an oxymoron.

any nice religious people can't be very religious at all.

Hey taht's not true. I'm soon gonna be Baptised and Confirmed into Christianity and I try to be nice.

Plus there were lots of religious people who were nice to me when I went on a long journey somewhere (see blog for details - http://www.ketchupandcurry.blogspot.com and do a CTRL and F search for "be happy")

I put the religious bit so I could quote bits of religious books about neighbourly stuff :D
Love thy neighbour!
He is not a true Muslim, he who lets his neighbour starve whilst he has food enough to eat.

Those two'll get you far in life!

Write a letter to the Pope and write

"Hahaha I do not really believe in Mary as a semi-Deity, your faith is stupid, hahahaha although I am vaguely a part of it and am hence able to be excommunicated. And I really don't want to be excommunicated, that would be sad. In fact, I would cry. So please don't do it, even though I'm only in it for the bread and wine, I'm not a real believer.

Yours Satanically (BWAHAHAHAHA)

Mr. I V Stalin."

There.

I don't see how a catholic "pope" could do jack shit to a member of the Discordian Church.

Trilby63;11867867']I don't see how a catholic "pope" could do jack shit to a member of the Discordian Church.
Urmm by excommunicating them from the Catholic Church before they join, so that they never can?

Buh!

I am nice and religious. I don't have any food though :(

I am not really sure about how things work around where you are, but when I was hungry and broke and single, I used to go test drive cars on Saturdays....the car lot always had like donuts or hotdogs or free popcorn.

I'm hungry. Any nice religious people wanna send me some food? I'll be alright without it, as I can go buy some noodles from Sainsbury's and hopefully borrow some money on Monday, but it'd be nice :)

Syrup, syrup, syrup, syrup...

*Brings a dumptruck filled with dyrup cans and a can opener. Dumps load near Multiland*

Now if Pancake would get here we could have a feast...

Umm not really true, my grandfather is very nice, and he's a methodist. He just doesn't go on about his religious beliefs publicly.

But, he had a strong faith; the religious tend to be more zealous and push their beliefs publically.

But, he had a strong faith; the religious tend to be more zealous and push their beliefs publically.
:confused:

He was a methodist vicar. He certainly was religious.

:confused:

He was a methodist vicar. He certainly was religious.
I see it as a strong faith; pious. Religious to me means that they are Bible-thumpers; the religious you talk about to me seems like a strong faith of a pious individual.

I'm hungry. Any nice religious people wanna send me some food? I'll be alright without it, as I can go buy some noodles from Sainsbury's and hopefully borrow some money on Monday, but it'd be nice :)
What's your address?

I see it as a strong faith; pious. Religious to me means that they are Bible-thumpers; the religious you talk about to me seems like a strong faith of a pious individual.
Your interpretation of word "religious" is rather unique. Learn English; the word you're after is "theocratic".

I see it as a strong faith; pious. Religious to me means that they are Bible-thumpers; the religious you talk about to me seems like a strong faith of a pious individual.
Ah OK, fair enough.

Urmm by excommunicating them from the Catholic Church before they join, so that they never can?

Buh!

Still..

He's not escaping this church!

You can't get nicer than an edible deity :)

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://http://www.venganza.org/)

Trilby63;11867942']Still..

He's not escaping this church!
*escapes*

No, I'm not telling you how I did it.

You realise I have a whole pocket full of ebaptises?

Trilby63;11868100']You realise I have a whole pocket full of ebaptises?
Ah, but I have an entire truck full of lucky charms, anti-religion devices, et cetera, et cetera.

To OP - No, I'm NOT giving you food.

Ah, but I have an entire truck full of lucky charms, anti-religion devices, et cetera, et cetera.

Why do you defy Eris?

Trilby63;11868166']Why do you defy Eris?
Because he abused me when I was a child.

To OP - No, I'm NOT giving you food.
Then you're not particularly nice.

We always made fun of uber fundies at my summer camp. When in the pool, we "baptized" people :D

Somehow, I was reminded of this from the thread title.

Because he abused me when I was a child.

Well there you go! Eris, Goddess of chaos, couldn't have done that because she is a she.

I'm hungry. Any nice religious people wanna send me some food? I'll be alright without it, as I can go buy some noodles from Sainsbury's and hopefully borrow some money on Monday, but it'd be nice :)

sure, I have alot of Spam left over from our earthquake several weeks ago... where do you want me to send em?

Trilby63;11868406']Well there you go! Eris, Goddess of chaos, couldn't have done that because she is a she.

Incorrect. Equating "abuse" with "sexual penetration" is exactly what is so stupid about euphemisms.
Because we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, we say "Child sexual abuse" instead of "child rape"
Then, because "Child sexual abuse" has a naughty word in it, we say "child abuse" instead.
So hitting your kid becomes being a child rapist. It's just dumb, and cowardly, an dumb, and dumb.

Of course a woman can sexually abuse a child.

Going way off topic here.

OP: knock on your neighbour's door. Ask if you can borrow a cup of rice. Or some pasta. Cook it up. Eat it.
Come to think of it ... you have an internet connection, but no food? Get your shit together!

To self: your 'being nice' phase is over. Time to change your sig.

Incorrect. Equating "abuse" with "sexual penetration" is exactly what is so stupid about euphemisms.
Because we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, we say "Child sexual abuse" instead of "child rape"
Then, because "Child sexual abuse" has a naughty word in it, we say "child abuse" instead.
So hitting your kid becomes being a child rapist. It's just dumb, and cowardly, an dumb, and dumb.

Of course a woman can sexually abuse a child.

Going way off topic here.

OP: knock on your neighbour's door. Ask if you can borrow a cup of rice. Or some pasta. Cook it up. Eat it.
Come to think of it ... you have an internet connection, but no food? Get your shit together!

To self: your 'being nice' phase is over. Time to change your sig.
Nice rant, but I did actually say 'he' in my post, which is why Trilby said that Eris is female. Of course, 'he' was a typo and I did mean to type 'she'.

Nice rant, but I did actually say 'he' in my post, which is why Trilby said that Eris is female. Of course, 'he' was a typo and I did mean to type 'she'.

Oh.
As long as I produce a nice rant, I don't feel any particular need to be right :)

What was the subject again?

sure, I have alot of Spam left over from our earthquake several weeks ago... where do you want me to send em?

I doubt a whole tin of spam ever gets used by anyone. Thanks anyway, but luckily I'm vegan :)



Ardee Street, was ya really gonna send some? :)
If so, that's very nice and thanks, but I managed to borrow some money.