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Ok, here's the deal; NS has started up a new club up where the posters fight for honor, glory, and moolah! I'll list a few matches first, you can discuss those, and then you can add your own matches, and we can determine who'd be the winner of NS Fight Club



Matches

Lunatic Goofballs
VS
Himself

Eutrusca
VS
Alzheimer's :p


:fluffle:
vS
:sniper:


Vaccuum Head
Vs
TBD -------------------Special Pudding Match
Vs
WC Imperial

Oooh!

*kicks Zilam in the balls*

What do I win? :)

You have violated the first rule of NS fight club, do not post about NS fight club.:mad:

You have violated the first rule of NS fight club, do not post about NS fight club.:mad:

-fails at life-

Oooh!

*kicks Zilam in the balls*

What do I win? :)

Knowing that i'll never reproduce!

Knowing that i'll never reproduce!

...Priceless. For everything else, theres Mastercard.

Knowing that i'll never reproduce!

That's a shitty prize. *smacks Zilam in the face with a trolley-pole*

Ok, here's the deal; NS has started up a new club up where the posters fight for honor, glory, and moolah! I'll list a few matches first, you can discuss those, and then you can add your own matches, and we can determine who'd be the winner of NS Fight Club



Matches

Lunatic Goofballs
VS
Drunk Commies Deleted

Eutrusca
VS
Alzheimer's :p


:fluffle:
vS
:sniper:


Vaccuum Head
Vs
TBD -------------------Special Pudding Match
Vs
WC Imperial

I see myself getting royally owned. :( :D

I see myself getting royally owned. :( :D

I recommend you choose either blood pudding or blancmange as your weapon. You just may have a chance that way. The blood pudding is likely to intimidate and shows how much of a badass you are, whereas the blancmange will infuriate her into doing something stupid as long as you repeat "blancmange, blancmange, blancmange, blancmange..." over and over again.

I recommend you choose either blood pudding or blancmange as your weapon. You just may have a chance that way. The blood pudding is likely to intimidate and shows how much of a badass you are, whereas the blancmange will infuriate her into doing something stupid as long as you repeat "blancmange, blancmange, blancmange, blancmange..." over and over again.

Hmm, but infuriating someone into doing something stupid could be painful... *ponders*

Hmm, but infuriating someone into doing something stupid could be painful... *ponders*

I offer you this Christmas cake in a sock, use it when the time is right. ;)

Hmm, but infuriating someone into doing something stupid could be painful... *ponders*

Then cover yourself in the blancmange. The spongy softness will make you near invulnerable.

I offer you this Christmas cake in a sock, use it when the time is right. ;)

Thank you, I think. :)

Then cover yourself in the blancmange. The spongy softness will make you near invulnerable.

Hmm, I suggest a duel between you and I V Stalin! :p

Hmm, I suggest a duel between you and I V Stalin! :p

M'dear, I'd need an army of I V Stalins to beat me.

M'dear, I'd need an army of I V Stalins to beat me.

Even if there was chocolate involved?

Even if there was chocolate involved?

Yes.

Yes.

Then you should have no trouble accepting the duel.:)

Butter Undergoes Melting Process

I'd fight those,
Those who fight
Melding.
Damn, they took out our
Thread.

You have violated the first rule of NS fight club, do not post about NS fight club.:mad:

You have violated the second rule about __ _____ ____, which is don't talk about... IT. :p

Free for all!

*beats the next person to post over the head with a broom*

I'd fight those,
Those who fight
Melding.
Damn, they took out our
Thread.
you have been exposed
your fight is gone to spam
like fighters in the ring
the ns is laughthing

MTAE vs Everyone. Can he take us all?

MTAE vs Everyone. Can he take us all?

I think he could unless we combined forces with Super Mods! But even then I am afraid MTAE is too powerful. Only one can match his power.... -dramatic fight music- [violet].....

I think he could unless we combined forces with Super Mods! But even then I am afraid MTAE is too powerful. Only one can match his power.... -dramatic fight music- [violet].....

:eek: Gooooo [violet]!

you have been exposed
your fight is gone to spam
like fighters in the ring
the ns is laughthing
Awww, I don't hit to bash Allers' head in, Allers is cool.
I think he could unless we combined forces with Super Mods! But even then I am afraid MTAE is too powerful. Only one can match his power.... -dramatic fight music- [violet].....

$5000 on [violet]!!!

$5000 on [violet]!!!

That's quatloos, honey. Quatloos.

That's quatloos, honey. Quatloos.

:confused:
O...k, quatloos then.





Wait........





Fass? :eek:

:confused:
O...k, quatloos then.





Wait........





Fass? :eek:

:eek: it all ads up!

:confused:
O...k, quatloos then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quatloo

I out-nerded Ifreann. Kooky.

Wait........ Fass? :eek:

Don't space it like that, it's ugly. And yes. Move on in haste, please.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quatloo

I out-nerded Ifreann. Kooky.



Don't space it like that, it's ugly. And yes. Move on in haste, please.


Like OMG! Its the great Fass. -is happy once again- Hooray!

:eek: it all ads up!

I saw through his oh so cunning disguise first http://friendsforever.foren-city.de/images/smiles/a084.gif
Go me!
Wewt for return o' Fass.



They always come back.

I saw through his oh so cunning disguise first http://friendsforever.foren-city.de/images/smiles/a084.gif
Go me!
Wewt for return o' Fass.



They always come back.

Hell I couldn't even stay away for 3 days. This place owns my soul evidently.

I saw through his oh so cunning disguise first http://friendsforever.foren-city.de/images/smiles/a084.gif
Go me!
Wewt for return o' Fass.

http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11869401&postcount=15

Sorry, sweetie.

They always come back.

I never denied I would.

http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11869401&postcount=15

Sorry, sweetie.
Curses.


I never denied I would.

No, you didn't. But that's not the point. The point is they always come back, like Zilly said, NSG owns our souls.

No, you didn't. But that's not the point. The point is they always come back, like Zilly said, NSG owns our souls.

That's OK, as there's no such thing.

That's OK, as there's no such thing.

lol, yep Fass is back allright.

That's OK, as there's no such thing.

I guess that'll negate all those re-runs of 'Soul Train', then.

I guess that'll negate all those re-runs of 'Soul Train', then.

I thought we had Eminem to thank for that.

I thought we had Eminem to thank for that.

Well bugger me sideways with a tin of kedgeree, if it is't Fass!:eek:

So, was it the stimulating conversation, the intellectual rigours, or your niceness that drew you back?

Well bugger me sideways with a tin of kedgeree

If kedgeree is crazy talk for cock, then sure.

So, was it the stimulating conversation, the intellectual rigours, or your niceness that drew you back?

An upper airway infection.

If kedgeree is crazy talk for cock, then sure.

Its a fishy thing you have for breakfast, so not entirely removed....


An upper airway infection.

Caouldn't we pretend its the interesting people?

Its a fishy thing you have for breakfast, so not entirely removed....
You have kedgeree for breakfast?

Its a fishy thing you have for breakfast, so not entirely removed....

See, vaginas are fishy. Cocks are filling.

Caouldn't we pretend its the interesting people?

That'd be religion-scale pretending, there.

You have kedgeree for breakfast?

Not really, but they made it on Saturday kitchen, and it kinda stuck in the memory.:D

See, vaginas are fishy. Cocks are filling.

You have me there, metaphorically and literally....:D

That'd be religion-scale pretending, there.

So therefore us NS denizens are some sort of deitic hive-consciousness?

You have kedgeree for breakfast?

That is what it's for, you know. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kedgeree)

I should try it; Scottish curried smoked fish would be right up my street.

So therefore us NS denizens are some sort of deitic hive-consciousness?

That's giving NSers too much credit.

So therefore us NS denizens are some sort of deitic hive-consciousness?
*Anticipates "No, just dull." response from Fass*

*Anticipates "No, just dull." response from Fass*

See.

That is what it's for, you know. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kedgeree)

Well, what do you know. I think I'll stick to egg and bacon, though.

Well, what do you know. I think I'll stick to egg and bacon, though.

Ugh! Low-sodium, non-sugared müsli with soy milk ftw!

That's giving NSers too much credit.

Consciousness is over-rated.

Ugh! Low-sodium, non-sugared müsli with soy milk ftw!

I have no desire to eat designer vomit first thing in the morning.

I have no desire to eat designer vomit first thing in the morning.

It's still a step up from embryos and blubber.

Ugh! Low-sodium, non-sugared müsli with soy milk ftw!

Would you like any food with that, Sir?

Ugh! Low-sodium, non-sugared müsli with soy milk ftw!

BORING!!!!!

Am I alone in eating Frosties? Wheetos? Sugar Puffs?

Consciousness is over-rated.

Sure, in declining dollar amounts, but in euros it's getting quite the commodity.

It's still a step up from embryos and blubber.

I'd rather eat blubber than soggy cardboard.

Would you like any food with that, Sir?

No, I'm not interested in atherosclerosis and cruelty towards animals, but thanks for offering.

I'd rather eat blubber than soggy cardboard.

Cardboard is high in fibre, while blubber is high in colonic cancer. I'd much rather have my ass be regular(ed) than amputated.

BORING!!!!!

Am I alone in eating Frosties? Wheetos? Sugar Puffs?

Judging from all the other kids with ADD, alas, no.

I'd rather eat blubber than soggy cardboard.

I'd rather be cruel than eat gruel.

Cardboard is high in fibre, while blubber is high in colonic cancer. I'd much rather have my ass be regular(ed) than amputated.

We've all got to go sometime. Better to enjoy your food and die at 80 than view bark as a tasty meal and live two years longer.

We've all got to go sometime. Better to enjoy your food and die at 80 than view bark as a tasty meal and live two years longer.

80? You wish. Hope you like the colostomy bag...

Woohoo! It's on.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/LunaticGoofballs.gif

No, I'm not interested in atherosclerosis and cruelty towards animals, but thanks for offering.

Fair enough, more black pudding for me.
Remember: If the pig wasn't going to be turned into my black pudding and Philosophy's bacon it would've never been born. It should be thankful.

80? You wish. Hope you like the colostomy bag...
Better to have fun and die at 55 than have to work until you're 80.

80? You wish. Hope you like the colostomy bag...

It's amazing that the manufacturers of such bags aren't the richest people in the world, with anyone who eats bacon being dependent on their services in later years.

Or, perhaps we should stop the Daily Mail-esque nonsense where breathing, moving, looking up, patting a dog and/or standing on one leg gives you cancer.

Besides, your musli vomit hasn't done you much good at the moment, has it?

Fair enough, more black pudding for me.
Remember: If the pig wasn't going to be turned into my black pudding and Philosophy's bacon it would've never been born. It should be thankful.

Not to worry for the little pig. It shall deliver you your just uppance.

Better to have fun and die at 55 than have to work until you're 80.

If eating is your way of having fun, then that little piggy will see its retribution ever sooner.

It's amazing that the manufacturers of such bags aren't the richest people in the world, with anyone who eats bacon being dependent on their services in later years.

Oh, just you wait as the diseases of affluence and carnivorous immorality rise even more than they have already. Sort of like my shares in pharmatec.

Or, perhaps we should stop the Daily Mail-esque nonsense where breathing, moving, looking up, patting a dog and/or standing on one leg gives you cancer.

None of those things are comparable to eating flesh.

Besides, your musli vomit hasn't done you much good at the moment, has it?

On the contrary, it soothes my denuded mucosa.

Not to worry for the little pig. It shall deliver you your just uppance.

See? Karma. Besides, it's a bit late to worry about it now.

If eating is your way of having fun, then that little piggy will see its retribution ever sooner.

If you don't enjoy eating then I feel sorry for what you subsist on.

See? Karma. Besides, it's a bit late to worry about it now.

It's never too late to realise the errors of your way.

If you don't enjoy eating then I feel sorry for what you subsist on.

Oh, I enjoy eating what I eat very well, and the added pillow that is a clean conscience is just a stellar boon. I do however not eat "for fun." If you do, then consider that pity reciprocated.

On the other hand, don't. Pity is not the right way to respond to gluttony. Ridicule is.

M'dear, I'd need an army of I V Stalins to beat me.
Nah, right now, you come anywhere near me I'll breathe on you and you'll be going down.

And if I weren't ill, I'd just run away from you until you got knackered, then I'd come back and kick you in the Jacksons.

Oh, I enjoy eating what I eat very well, and the added pillow that is a clean conscience is just a stellar boon. I do however not eat "for fun." If you do, then consider that pity reciprocated.

On the other hand, don't. Pity is not the right way to respond to gluttony. Ridicule is.

Gluttony is not implied by enjoying food, or, as we both enjoy our chosen diets, both of us would be gluttons.
And please don't feel you need to concern yourself with my conscience, it is quite capable of making itself heard if it is bothered. Happily it is quite silent on this subject.

Gluttony is not implied by enjoying food, or, as we both enjoy our chosen diets, both of us would be gluttons.

I can still read what you originally wrote, you know: "better to have fun." Freud himself could not have asked for a more fitting slip.

And please don't feel you need to concern yourself with my conscience, it is quite capable of making itself heard if it is bothered. Happily it is quite silent on this subject.

Ethical deficits tend to scream out their silence, so nothing new there.

Damn, this thread has suffered a bad hijack.

I can still read what you originally wrote, you know: "better to have fun." Freud himself could not have asked for a more fitting slip.

Ethical deficits tend to scream out their silence, so nothing new there.

:D
That was fun, but I can't keep up with you.
I had no idea you were a militant vegetarian. Or even a vegan?

Damn, this thread has suffered a bad hijack.

It's about "NS Fight Club." We're approximating the closest thing to "fighting" on NS - a good old-fashioned "I'm right! Nuhuh, I'm the one who is right" procession of posts.

:D
That was fun, but I can't keep up with you.
I had no idea you were a militant vegetarian. Or even a vegan?

Oh, I'm not militant. I just see the carnivore bull for what it is.

It's about "NS Fight Club." We're approximating the closest thing to "fighting" on NS - a good old-fashioned "I'm right! Nuhuh, I'm the one who is right" procession of posts.

Meh, i guess.

what?

I'm scheduling a match:

Johnny B Goode
VS
Emo Johnny

(Anime-Style Combat Match)