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Another halloween thread(and yes i am back, read the sig)

I wanna hear some scary stories. Whether its hauntings, things you've seen, or just some traditional ghost story.


Yes, I am that bored!

-edit- stupid title should read "Ghosts, vampires, and goblins, oh my!!" Forgetting to pluralize is so fun :)

When I was 10, I woke up one night and saw this big black man swining back and forth on a nuse in front of my door.

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door."
-Frederic Brown

When I was 10, I woke up one night and saw this big black man swining back and forth on a nuse in front of my door.

WTF?

WTF?

Ghost?

*shrugs*

I've been out of milk for two days.:eek:

WTF?

You want to freak yourself, go read through serial killer archives. Nothing scarier than non-fiction.

I... I... I posted on NS once! And someone replyed!! :eek:

The horror! The horror!

I... I... I posted on NS once! And someone replyed!! :eek:

The horror! The horror!

Even scarier..I tried to take a break from NS....


Scariest thing I have ever done!

When I was 10, I woke up one night and saw this big black man swining back and forth on a nuse in front of my door.
Let's all try and guess what Ruffy was trying to say when he misspelled the bolded word. Was it:
a) "swinging back and forth on a nurse"
b) "swinging back and forth on a nose"
c) "swinging back and forth on a nuke"
or
d) "swinging back and forth on a muse"?

While A sounds like a probably scenario, B is definitely the sort of thing I would do, if, of course, I were the ghost of a large black man.

I... I... I posted on NS once! And someone replyed!! :eek:

The horror! The horror!

GOD DAMN IT. I was going to do that. :mad:

I... I... I posted on NS once! And someone replyed!! :eek:

The horror! The horror!

Yeah, i'm watching you.

Let's all try and guess what Ruffy was trying to say when he misspelled the bolded word. Was it:
a) "swinging back and forth on a nurse"
b) "swinging back and forth on a nose"
c) "swinging back and forth on a nuke"
or
d) "swinging back and forth on a muse"?

While A sounds like a probably scenario, B is definitely the sort of thing I would do, if, of course, I were the ghost of a large black man.

I'd choose A if I were the ghost in question.

Not only does God play dice, but the dice are loaded.

Let's all try and guess what Ruffy was trying to say when he misspelled the bolded word. Was it:
a) "swinging back and forth on a nurse"
b) "swinging back and forth on a nose"
c) "swinging back and forth on a nuke"
or
d) "swinging back and forth on a muse"?

While A sounds like a probably scenario, B is definitely the sort of thing I would do, if, of course, I were the ghost of a large black man.

Well a nurse would be the logical answer, but as with many others, republicans suck.

As an aside... (http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=6840808946502759211&q=genre%3Acomedy)

Well a nurse would be the logical answer, but as with many others, republicans suck.

Umm, no, it's all Clinton's fault.

Scary things (of the ghost/goblin/vampire variety, anyway) don't happen in my life. I think I scare scary things away.

Scary things (of the ghost/goblin/vampire variety, anyway) don't happen in my life. I think I scare scary things away.

AAAHH! Socialist theories that make sense and are well-debated! eeeek!

You have shattered more peoples precognitions and childhood remaindered world-views than should be allowed. Frankly, you frighten me.

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door."
-Frederic Brown

..."He answered the door and there was a woman there"? :confused:

AAAHH! Socialist theories that make sense and are well-debated! eeeek!

Well, you know what they say about capitalist vampires.

You have shattered more peoples precognitions and childhood remaindered world-views than should be allowed. Frankly, you frighten me.

What? I've actually been changing people's minds?

I mean, I know I've influenced my friends, but they have me as an incessant annoyance; any of you can just skip over my posts.

Scary things (of the ghost/goblin/vampire variety, anyway) don't happen in my life. I think I scare scary things away.

That, in some ways, is more frightening than the things you scare away...if they're afraid of you, then what are you? :eek:

When I was 10, I woke up one night and saw this big black man swining back and forth on a nuse in front of my door.

Yea, I've been to Alabama too. :/

That, in some ways, is more frightening than the things you scare away...if they're afraid of you, then what are you? :eek:

I think it's my facial appearance. (That would explain certain other things, too.)

Or maybe I'm some weird creature in disguise, that has not yet recognized its true nature.

Umm, no, it's all Clinton's fault.

Illogical!

I once got a hangover drinking the day after Halloween.

ever see the movie Deliverance

That will scare the shit out of you. Go rent it and watch it alone, out in the woods...by a river, naked.

As I was walking up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd stay away.

Another halloween thread(and yes i am back, read the sig)

I wanna hear some scary stories. Whether its hauntings, things you've seen, or just some traditional ghost story.


Yes, I am that bored!

-edit- stupid title should read "Ghosts, vampires, and goblins, oh my!!" Forgetting to pluralize is so fun :)
Ah ha!
I knew it was all bullshit!
It was a Post Count Celebration thread!
Be a man next time!
!!

It twas a dark and windy night, I was talking on messenger with my sister when suddenly...she linked this site (http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/), in curiousity I watched, and then I had nightmares about the guy who had his skin boiled off '*shivers*