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Can you say memory leak?

Posi
28-10-2006, 03:33
Well can you?
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8113/screenshotkv2.th.png (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screenshotkv2.png)
That's right, I have four apps that you 15 exabytes of memory EACH.
The Beautiful Darkness
28-10-2006, 03:35
Sure I can, but I don't want to. :p
Gravlen
28-10-2006, 03:44
Mebmory leik

Menmory laek

Mmemory look

Maceclamory leek

...

I guess I can't. Aaaw man! :(
IL Ruffino
28-10-2006, 03:55
You nerd..
Icovir
28-10-2006, 03:56
You nerd..

You turd..

lol, just kidding
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-10-2006, 03:59
Maceclamory leek
I want some Maceclamory Leeks, I bet they fry pretty well when mixed with potatoes and sausage (of course, everything fries well when in a pan with potatoes and sausage).

But, my non-pregnancy cravings aside: Posi, you aren't Eutrusca, quit trying to use his wortsche.

Warts.

Wurst.

Wowards.

...

Goddammit, Gravlen.
Iztatepopotla
28-10-2006, 04:20
That's right, I have four apps that you 15 exabytes of memory EACH.

Hopefully the people in your computer won't realize they're living in a simulation. No one wants to see another Matrix 2.
Posi
28-10-2006, 04:28
Hopefully the people in your computer won't realize they're living in a simulation. No one wants to see another Matrix 2.
God mode == sucky movie.
Kyronea
28-10-2006, 05:31
Fifteen exobytes of memory? EACH?!

Dude, I want your computer. Or maybe not. I dunno.
Montacanos
28-10-2006, 05:37
Ah firefox is one, My computer must be ace since that dowload and install took all of two minutes for me. :D
Zilam
28-10-2006, 05:38
I don't know whats going on?
Kanabia
28-10-2006, 05:47
I don't know whats going on?

There there. Don't let the bad man frighten you, now. :)
Posi
28-10-2006, 05:47
Ah firefox is one, My computer must be ace since that dowload and install took all of two minutes for me. :D
Usually firefox sits rather high at 40-50MiB, but using the maximum memory referencable by the 64 bit architecture is just unacceptable!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-10-2006, 05:52
I don't know whats going on?
In a nut-shell, this thread is a cornacopea of failure, but to spell it out further:
Posi fails at not being a nerd; Gravlen fails at the English Language; Montacanos and Kyronea all fail at coherence; Zilam fails at comprehension; and Fiddlebottoms fails at spelling "cornucopia."
Kyronea
28-10-2006, 05:54
Usually firefox sits rather high at 40-50MiB, but using the maximum memory referencable by the 64 bit architecture is just unacceptable!

In all seriousness, what's causing the bug? Figured it out yet?
Posi
28-10-2006, 05:55
In a nut-shell, this thread is a cornacopea of failure, but to spell it out further:
Posi fails at not being a nerd; Gravlen fails at the English Language; Montacanos and Kyronea all fail at coherence; Zilam fails at comprehension; and Fiddlebottoms fails at spelling "cornucopia."

You've been Gravlenized!
Theoretical Physicists
28-10-2006, 05:56
How could you fit the paging table for such a huge address space into memory?
Posi
28-10-2006, 05:57
In all seriousness, what's causing the bug? Figured it out yet?

My guess is the Kernel. The default one has a few bugs to it, and the one I just compiled did not boot.

Oi, gotta try again, I guess.
Posi
28-10-2006, 05:58
How could you fit the paging table for such a huge address space into memory?

I have a 128bit processor running the x128 version of Ubuntu. *shifty-eyes*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-10-2006, 06:01
Usually firefox sits rather high at 40-50MiB, but using the maximum memory referencable by the 64 bit architecture is just unacceptable!
So if it were content to use only, say, 10 exabytes, you'd be happy?
Or would you silent resent it and repeatedly ask why it wasn't born a girl, because its sisters are so much easier to deal with? Not that you'd ever tell firefox that directly; no that would allow for conflict resolution and what you really wanted to do was erode firefox's identity as a form of revenge for the difficult labor that your wife went through with Firefox (yet another fact that you would bring up on a regular basis). You'd just be sure to continually bring up Firefox's failings in conversations with other people when you knew Firefox could hear the two of you talking. I bet you would, you complete bastard.
Kyronea
28-10-2006, 06:03
My guess is the Kernel. The default one has a few bugs to it, and the one I just compiled did not boot.

Oi, gotta try again, I guess.

See, this is why I don't use Linux. Causes crazy stuff like this.
Posi
28-10-2006, 06:05
So if it were content to use only, say, 10 exabytes, you'd be happy?
Or would you silent resent it and repeatedly ask why it wasn't born a girl, because its sisters are so much easier to deal with? Not that you'd ever tell firefox that directly; no that would allow for conflict resolution and what you really wanted to do was erode firefox's identity as a form of revenge for the difficult labor that your wife went through with Firefox (yet another fact that you would bring up on a regular basis). You'd just be sure to continually bring up Firefox's failings in conversations with other people when you knew Firefox could hear the two of you talking. I bet you would, you complete bastard.

Maybe I should switch to IceWeasel...
Posi
28-10-2006, 06:06
See, this is why I don't use Linux. Causes crazy stuff like this.
It's because I am using a risque release of a distro that had its development time cut 33%.

You just don't understand the software world.:rolleyes:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-10-2006, 06:12
Maybe I should switch to IceWeasel...
I knew you always liked ice AND weasels better, well Firefox never needed your approval anyway!!
Posi
28-10-2006, 06:14
I knew you always liked ice AND weasels better, well Firefox never needed your approval anyway!!

Good, because it lost it two Mondays ago.
Kyronea
28-10-2006, 06:15
It's because I am using a risque release of a distro that had its development time cut 33%.

You just don't understand the software world.:rolleyes:

Actually, the REAL reason I'm using Windows and not Linux is PC Gaming. Can't PC game with a Linux machine.
Posi
28-10-2006, 06:20
Actually, the REAL reason I'm using Windows and not Linux is PC Gaming. Can't PC game with a Linux machine.

That's why I used to keep Windows. Now I only play Doom3.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-10-2006, 06:26
Good, because it lost it two Mondays ago.
Some day, Firefox will prove you wrong, Posi, and on that day you will beg for forgiveness; you'll be the one who isn't worth even one goddamned conversation that lasts more than 5 minutes.
Kyronea
28-10-2006, 06:29
Also, I cannot program to save my life. It has to do with words, which I'm no good at. Even though I'm half-way decent with numbers, the combination of the two throws me off.
New Domici
28-10-2006, 06:29
Well can you?
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8113/screenshotkv2.th.png (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screenshotkv2.png)
That's right, I have four apps that you 15 exabytes of memory EACH.

Yes. Can you say Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers?
Posi
28-10-2006, 06:30
Some day, Firefox will prove you wrong, Posi, and on that day you will beg for forgiveness; you'll be the one who isn't worth even one goddamned conversation that lasts more than 5 minutes.
Not worth 5 minutes? Mozilla's stunt got people talking about Firefox for two weeks, course it was ALL bad. Firefox could quite easily prove me wrong, but it won't.
Posi
28-10-2006, 06:31
Yes. Can you say Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers?

Barely.
Kyronea
28-10-2006, 06:42
Not worth 5 minutes? Mozilla's stunt got people talking about Firefox for two weeks, course it was ALL bad. Firefox could quite easily prove me wrong, but it won't.

...stunt? What is this...stunt...you speak of?*

*Gee, haven't pulled that line for a while.
Posi
28-10-2006, 06:48
...stunt? What is this...stunt...you speak of?*

*Gee, haven't pulled that line for a while.

http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/30/173234&from=rss
Kyronea
28-10-2006, 06:52
http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/30/173234&from=rss

...

Butbutbut: http://blog.firefox.cl/files/images/Firefox-tan01_wallpaper.preview.jpg

What will we do without Firefox-tan? :(
Posi
28-10-2006, 07:08
...

Butbutbut: http://blog.firefox.cl/files/images/Firefox-tan01_wallpaper.preview.jpg

What will we do without Firefox-tan? :(

We shall masturbate to IceWeasel-tan!
UpwardThrust
28-10-2006, 07:33
MY amount of memor is not QUITE to that level of ram

http://geek.upwardthrust.us/pictures/cpu2.jpg
Posi
28-10-2006, 07:40
MY amount of memory is not QUITE to that level of ram


Finally, my comp beats yours at something.
UpwardThrust
28-10-2006, 07:47
Finally, my comp beats yours at something.

Yeah but my server actualy has 65 gigs of ram :) hehehe (well not my personal machine thats my work server but still) and 16 procs lol
The Potato Factory
28-10-2006, 07:47
I think your computer might just be stupid. My top program uses 87MB at last look.
Posi
28-10-2006, 07:52
Yeah but my server actualy has 65 gigs of ram :) hehehe (well not my personal machine thats my work server but still) and 16 procs lol

So, I cant use 4 times what is physically possible and 2^36 times what I have.

Focus Posi, compile a fucking kernel.
Iztatepopotla
28-10-2006, 07:59
Yeah but my server actualy has 65 gigs of ram :) hehehe (well not my personal machine thats my work server but still) and 16 procs lol

Oh yeah, this ties nicely with another thread. How well does it play Flight Sim X?
Posi
28-10-2006, 08:01
Oh yeah, this ties nicely with another thread. How well does it play Flight Sim X?

It complains about not having enough reasources.:p
UpwardThrust
28-10-2006, 08:13
Oh yeah, this ties nicely with another thread. How well does it play Flight Sim X?

Like shit cause its using like a 32 meg PCI-x (yes X not E) vid card ... its a database server not a gaming rig :)

The SAN for that machine alone is 7 terabytes :)

My home machine is a better gaming rig
UpwardThrust
28-10-2006, 08:13
It complains about not having enough reasources.:p

... With that vid card in there my guess is you would be right
Posi
28-10-2006, 08:15
... With that vid card in there my guess is you would be right

Just imagine it on my machine *shudders*
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 08:42
Why is this even a thread?
Posi
28-10-2006, 08:45
Why is this even a thread?

To bug you.
Iztatepopotla
28-10-2006, 08:46
Why is this even a thread?

NS was short on threads and had to fill the quota somehow.
Posi
28-10-2006, 08:50
NS was short on threads and had to fill the quota somehow.

I suppose her being a girl and all prevents her from understanding the math behind this thread.
Iztatepopotla
28-10-2006, 08:53
I suppose her being a girl and all prevents her from understanding the math behind this thread.

I think she just needs coffee.
Posi
28-10-2006, 08:53
I think she just needs coffee.

At 0100? It'd just keep her up all night.
Iztatepopotla
28-10-2006, 08:56
At 0100? It'd just keep her up all night.

Precisely. Things look much better at 4:00 am. It's that time here and things look wonderful.
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 09:00
I haven't slept for 2 days now, does that help? I had 2 huge cups of coffee today just to stay awake in school. Gotta love caffeine. *sigh*

Besides, I don't need to understand math. I need to understand Shakespeare and identify the literary devices and intricate plots and ironies in Hamlet. GAH!
Not bad
28-10-2006, 09:04
Well can you?
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8113/screenshotkv2.th.png (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screenshotkv2.png)
That's right, I have four apps that you 15 exabytes of memory EACH.

I couldnt afford enough memory to run apps like you do!
IL Ruffino
28-10-2006, 09:06
I haven't slept for 2 days now, does that help? I had 2 huge cups of coffee today just to stay awake in school. Gotta love caffeine. *sigh*

Besides, I don't need to understand math. I need to understand Shakespeare and identify the literary devices and intricate plots and ironies in Hamlet. GAH!

Coffee and Hamlet, the two things in my life right now.
..
...


..
*scratches head*
*shrugs*
*goes back to taking pictures*
Not bad
28-10-2006, 09:09
In a nut-shell, this thread is a cornacopea of failure, but to spell it out further:
Posi fails at not being a nerd; Gravlen fails at the English Language; Montacanos and Kyronea all fail at coherence; Zilam fails at comprehension; and Fiddlebottoms fails at spelling "cornucopia."


It is spelled cranjuknipio

kurndorcuopina

kjhourngorpikkia


DAMN YOU FIDDLEBOTTOMS AND GRAVELEN YOU ARE CONTAGIOUS!
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 09:15
Coffee and Hamlet, the two things in my life right now.
..
...


..
*scratches head*
*shrugs*
*goes back to taking pictures*
Now that should be a play, featuring me going crazy over homework and end up commiting mass homicide.
It is spelled cranjuknipio

kurndorcuopina

kjhourngorpikkia


DAMN YOU FIDDLEBOTTOMS AND GRAVELEN YOU ARE CONTAGIOUS!
as it rightly should be. And you fail at spelling Gravlen.
IL Ruffino
28-10-2006, 09:18
Now that should be a play, featuring me going crazy over homework and end up commiting mass homicide.

I'd gladly watch that play.
Not bad
28-10-2006, 09:23
as it rightly should be. And you fail at spelling Gravlen.

Im not gravlen Im not bad. Gravlen cant spell mnemrorrry either though.
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 09:28
I'd gladly watch that play.
Good, maybe I'll put it into production then
Im not gravlen Im not bad. Gravlen cant spell mnemrorrry either though.
Wow, and I thought I was feeling dead.
Posi
28-10-2006, 09:28
I haven't slept for 2 days now, does that help? I had 2 huge cups of coffee today just to stay awake in school. Gotta love caffeine. *sigh*

Besides, I don't need to understand math. I need to understand Shakespeare and identify the literary devices and intricate plots and ironies in Hamlet. GAH!

Which one was Hamlet again? Was he the one who failed at preventing the witch's predictions, or the one whose first mate tried to get him fired for being black?
Posi
28-10-2006, 09:30
Now that should be a play, featuring me going crazy over homework and end up commiting mass homicide.
Hmmm. Will there be nudity?
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 09:30
Which one was Hamlet again? Was he the one who failed at preventing the witch's predictions, or the one whose first mate tried to get him fired for being black?
neither, you're thinking Macbeth and The Tempest. Hamlet's the one with the crazy dude trying to kill his uncle, the king, who married his mother. Hamlet also has a crazy girlfriend and a dead father who kept on coming back as a ghost. In addition to that, he killed the king's chief advisor and has his girlfriend's brother, the chief advisor's son, after his ass for revenge.
IL Ruffino
28-10-2006, 09:32
Good, maybe I'll put it into production then
Can I drink durring the play?
Which one was Hamlet again? Was he the one who failed at preventing the witch's predictions, or the one whose first mate tried to get him fired for being black?
Something to do with Mel Gibson seeing ghosts..
Posi
28-10-2006, 09:33
neither, you're thinking Macbeth and The Tempest. Hamlet's the one with the crazy dude trying to kill his uncle, the king, who married his mother. Hamlet also has a crazy girlfriend and a dead father who kept on coming back as a ghost. In addition to that, he killed the king's chief advisor and has his girlfriend's brother, the chief advisor's son, after his ass for revenge.
Macbeth sounds familiar, but not the Tempest. Othello? Is that a play, because it sounds right.
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 09:33
Hmmm. Will there be nudity?
No, but there will be adult matters, gore, and profanity.
Posi
28-10-2006, 09:35
No, but there will be adult matters, gore, and profanity.

Good enough.
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 09:35
Can I drink durring the play?

Something to do with Mel Gibson seeing ghosts..
Go for it.

Mel Gibson is CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY! *makes googly eyes...*

teehee...googly is a funny word...
Macbeth sounds familiar, but not the Tempest. Othello? Is that a play, because it sounds right.
Macbeth is the witch one, the Tempest is the ship sailing one, and Othello is another play, but about jealousy. Hamlet's the one with the "to be or not to be" rant, which I HAVE TO MEMORIZE!!!!!!!!!!!
IL Ruffino
28-10-2006, 09:38
Go for it.
*gets out the paper bags*

Mel Gibson is CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY! *makes googly eyes...*

teehee...googly is a funny word...
*sniffs*

I smell pot on you!
Posi
28-10-2006, 09:41
Macbeth is the witch one, the Tempest is the ship sailing one, and Othello is another play, but about jealousy. Hamlet's the one with the "to be or not to be" rant, which I HAVE TO MEMORIZE!!!!!!!!!!!
Write it on your hand.
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 09:42
Good enough.
Glad you approve. Want to fund this play?
*gets out the paper bags*

*sniffs*

I smell pot on you!
Really, because I smell coffee, and books.
IL Ruffino
28-10-2006, 09:45
Really, because I smell coffee, and books.

*steals coffee*
*lights marajuananana insence*
Posi
28-10-2006, 09:45
Glad you approve. Want to fund this play?

Really, because I smell coffee, and books.

Sure, I have a $400 debt you can have.
Posi
28-10-2006, 09:46
*steals coffee*
*lights marajuananana insence*

*wofts the new fragrance*

smells like my sister.:eek:
IL Ruffino
28-10-2006, 09:48
*wofts the new fragrance*

smells like my sister.:eek:

I like your sister.
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 09:49
Write it on your hand.
It's 32 lines long. My entire arm would not be enough room to fit all of those words on.
*steals coffee*
*lights marajuananana insence*
Go for it. I'm drinking pure water right now.
Sure, I have a $400 debt you can have.
No thanks, I'm quite fine without debts. However, if you would like to contribute funds in the positive quadrants, I would gladly accept them.

*note to self: do laundry*
IL Ruffino
28-10-2006, 09:51
Go for it. I'm drinking pure water right now.

*spills water all over books*
Posi
28-10-2006, 09:52
It's 32 lines long. My entire arm would not be enough room to fit all of those words on. Then what is there to worry about. Skim it over before the scene and get some sleep.


No thanks, I'm quite fine without debts. However, if you would like to contribute funds in the positive quadrants, I would gladly accept them.
*chuckles* Just you wait till you hit uni. Go, Campbell!

*note to self: do laundry*

Does that mean you are nekkid?:eek:
Posi
28-10-2006, 09:56
I like your sister.

*cries*
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 09:58
*spills water all over books*
Miscreant.
Then what is there to worry about. Skim it over before the scene and get some sleep.

*chuckles* Just you wait till you hit uni. Go, Campbell!

Does that mean you are nekkid?:eek:
Ha, I wish! We have to memorize it and be ready to recite it the week after the next, and I only know 9 lines out of 32 so far.

Good thing I most likely won't go to Uni in BC then. Yay for Waterloo!

Of course. :rolleyes: No, dumbass, I'm wearing pajamas.
Posi
28-10-2006, 10:03
Ha, I wish! We have to memorize it and be ready to recite it the week after the next, and I only know 9 lines out of 32 so far.
Wow, you suck. I would just need to read it before class and I should be good.I might prepare by reading it on Sunday because Shakerspeare phails grammar.

Good thing I most likely won't go to Uni in BC then. Yay for Waterloo! Even more expensive. I think Quebec is the only province cheaper than BC.

Of course. :rolleyes: No, dumbass, I'm wearing pajamas.
Oh, name calling. Real mature.
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 10:07
Wow, you suck. I would just need to read it before class and I should be good.I might prepare by reading it on Sunday because Shakerspeare phails grammar.

Even more expensive. I think Quebec is the only province cheaper than BC.


Oh, name calling. Real mature.
Gee, sorry if English isn't my native language. Besides, I like Hamlet's suicidal rant, so I want to actually memorize it and be fluent in it. I still remember Macbeth's suicidal rant we had to memorize for last year...

And you would have to be a native Quebecois to get that benefit. Maybe I'll end up in UBC in the end. *sigh*

thou scurvy knave, thou acorn, pestilent miscreant! Me think'st thou art a general offense and every man should beat thee!
Posi
28-10-2006, 10:11
Gee, sorry if English isn't my native language. Besides, I like Hamlet's suicidal rant, so I want to actually memorize it and be fluent in it. I still remember Macbeth's suicidal rant we had to memorize for last year...
It's not? You seem to be better at it than me.

And you would have to be a native Quebecois to get that benefit. Maybe I'll end up in UBC in the end. *sigh*bleeping bleeps

W00t UBC.

thou scurvy knave, thou acorn, pestilent miscreant! Me think'st thou art a general offense and every man should beat thee!
Yay, kind shrew. I before thee, except after c.
IL Ruffino
28-10-2006, 10:14
Yay, kind shrew. I before thee, except after c.
*giggles*
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 10:15
It's not? You seem to be better at it than me.

bleeping bleeps

W00t UBC.


Yay, kind shrew. I before thee, except after c.
Thank ye, I don't feel English incompetent now! But it's true; I didn't actually start learning English until I was 10.

I'm assuming you go to UBC then?

Unless you're Shakespeare. Then you get to blatently disregard the laws of grammar.
Posi
28-10-2006, 10:19
Thank ye, I don't feel English incompetent now! But it's true; I didn't actually start learning English until I was 10.
What did you start with? German? Klingon? Java-Script?

I'm assuming you go to UBC then?
Next year. I'm starting at UCFV to knock costs down.

Unless you're Shakespeare. Then you get to blatently disregard the laws of grammar.

That's why everyone loves him.
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 10:25
What did you start with? German? Klingon? Java-Script?
Mandarin...though I'm pretty convinced that before that, it was gibberish and gurgling. Isn't that the same as Klingon anyway?

PS, you're such a nerd.
Next year. I'm starting at UCFV to knock costs down.
Ahh, yes, the first year college thing...pfft. YAY for going straight to university and racking up debts!
That's why everyone loves him.
Really? I thought everybody loves him because he's the only one who can turn the English language into something beautiful...

also, for some reason, I have crazy hiccups right now. It's really weird.
Posi
28-10-2006, 10:32
Mandarin...though I'm pretty convinced that before that, it was gibberish and gurgling. Isn't that the same as Klingon anyway?

PS, you're such a nerd.
I established that when I posted that Red Green picture.

Ahh, yes, the first year college thing...pfft. YAY for going straight to university and racking up debts!UCFV is a demi-university.

Really? I thought everybody loves him because he's the only one who can turn the English language into something beautiful...
It makes about as much sense to me as Korean.
also, for some reason, I have crazy hiccups right now. It's really weird.

















BOO!
Posi
28-10-2006, 10:34
In the title, did I spell leak correctly?
Ladamesansmerci
28-10-2006, 10:35
I established that when I posted that Red Green picture.

UCFV is a demi-university.

It makes about as much sense to me as Korean.

BOO!
Yes, I thought you needed some reaffirmation.

You just tell yourself that.

The Koreans will be pleased.

That was just sad.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. Ta.
Posi
28-10-2006, 10:37
Yes, I thought you needed some reaffirmation.
Well I don't. One of the only people at my school that I went to highschool with calls me a nerd or geek every time I see her.
The Koreans will be pleased.
How do you know the Koreans?
Harlesburg
28-10-2006, 11:38
My Hamster doesn't run that fast, and in all honesty i don't want him to.
I have no idea what you are talking about but i get visions of mammary leak.
Mmmmm Mammary...
*Drools*



Posi, that image don't view too good for me...
Posi
28-10-2006, 20:38
My Hamster doesn't run that fast, and in all honesty i don't want him to.
I have no idea what you are talking about but i get visions of mammary leak.
Mmmmm Mammary...
*Drools*



Posi, that image don't view too good for me...
Click on it. Twice.