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Well can you?
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That's right, I have four apps that you 15 exabytes of memory EACH.

Sure I can, but I don't want to. :p

Mebmory leik

Menmory laek

Mmemory look

Maceclamory leek

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I guess I can't. Aaaw man! :(

You nerd..

You nerd..

You turd..

lol, just kidding

Maceclamory leek
I want some Maceclamory Leeks, I bet they fry pretty well when mixed with potatoes and sausage (of course, everything fries well when in a pan with potatoes and sausage).

But, my non-pregnancy cravings aside: Posi, you aren't Eutrusca, quit trying to use his wortsche.

Warts.

Wurst.

Wowards.

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Goddammit, Gravlen.

That's right, I have four apps that you 15 exabytes of memory EACH.

Hopefully the people in your computer won't realize they're living in a simulation. No one wants to see another Matrix 2.

Hopefully the people in your computer won't realize they're living in a simulation. No one wants to see another Matrix 2.
God mode == sucky movie.

Fifteen exobytes of memory? EACH?!

Dude, I want your computer. Or maybe not. I dunno.

Ah firefox is one, My computer must be ace since that dowload and install took all of two minutes for me. :D

I don't know whats going on?

I don't know whats going on?

There there. Don't let the bad man frighten you, now. :)

Ah firefox is one, My computer must be ace since that dowload and install took all of two minutes for me. :D
Usually firefox sits rather high at 40-50MiB, but using the maximum memory referencable by the 64 bit architecture is just unacceptable!

I don't know whats going on?
In a nut-shell, this thread is a cornacopea of failure, but to spell it out further:
Posi fails at not being a nerd; Gravlen fails at the English Language; Montacanos and Kyronea all fail at coherence; Zilam fails at comprehension; and Fiddlebottoms fails at spelling "cornucopia."

Usually firefox sits rather high at 40-50MiB, but using the maximum memory referencable by the 64 bit architecture is just unacceptable!

In all seriousness, what's causing the bug? Figured it out yet?

In a nut-shell, this thread is a cornacopea of failure, but to spell it out further:
Posi fails at not being a nerd; Gravlen fails at the English Language; Montacanos and Kyronea all fail at coherence; Zilam fails at comprehension; and Fiddlebottoms fails at spelling "cornucopia."

You've been Gravlenized!

How could you fit the paging table for such a huge address space into memory?

In all seriousness, what's causing the bug? Figured it out yet?

My guess is the Kernel. The default one has a few bugs to it, and the one I just compiled did not boot.

Oi, gotta try again, I guess.

How could you fit the paging table for such a huge address space into memory?

I have a 128bit processor running the x128 version of Ubuntu. *shifty-eyes*

Usually firefox sits rather high at 40-50MiB, but using the maximum memory referencable by the 64 bit architecture is just unacceptable!
So if it were content to use only, say, 10 exabytes, you'd be happy?
Or would you silent resent it and repeatedly ask why it wasn't born a girl, because its sisters are so much easier to deal with? Not that you'd ever tell firefox that directly; no that would allow for conflict resolution and what you really wanted to do was erode firefox's identity as a form of revenge for the difficult labor that your wife went through with Firefox (yet another fact that you would bring up on a regular basis). You'd just be sure to continually bring up Firefox's failings in conversations with other people when you knew Firefox could hear the two of you talking. I bet you would, you complete bastard.

My guess is the Kernel. The default one has a few bugs to it, and the one I just compiled did not boot.

Oi, gotta try again, I guess.

See, this is why I don't use Linux. Causes crazy stuff like this.

So if it were content to use only, say, 10 exabytes, you'd be happy?
Or would you silent resent it and repeatedly ask why it wasn't born a girl, because its sisters are so much easier to deal with? Not that you'd ever tell firefox that directly; no that would allow for conflict resolution and what you really wanted to do was erode firefox's identity as a form of revenge for the difficult labor that your wife went through with Firefox (yet another fact that you would bring up on a regular basis). You'd just be sure to continually bring up Firefox's failings in conversations with other people when you knew Firefox could hear the two of you talking. I bet you would, you complete bastard.

Maybe I should switch to IceWeasel...

See, this is why I don't use Linux. Causes crazy stuff like this.
It's because I am using a risque release of a distro that had its development time cut 33%.

You just don't understand the software world.:rolleyes:

Maybe I should switch to IceWeasel...
I knew you always liked ice AND weasels better, well Firefox never needed your approval anyway!!

I knew you always liked ice AND weasels better, well Firefox never needed your approval anyway!!

Good, because it lost it two Mondays ago.

It's because I am using a risque release of a distro that had its development time cut 33%.

You just don't understand the software world.:rolleyes:

Actually, the REAL reason I'm using Windows and not Linux is PC Gaming. Can't PC game with a Linux machine.

Actually, the REAL reason I'm using Windows and not Linux is PC Gaming. Can't PC game with a Linux machine.

That's why I used to keep Windows. Now I only play Doom3.

Good, because it lost it two Mondays ago.
Some day, Firefox will prove you wrong, Posi, and on that day you will beg for forgiveness; you'll be the one who isn't worth even one goddamned conversation that lasts more than 5 minutes.

Also, I cannot program to save my life. It has to do with words, which I'm no good at. Even though I'm half-way decent with numbers, the combination of the two throws me off.

Well can you?
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That's right, I have four apps that you 15 exabytes of memory EACH.

Yes. Can you say Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers?

Some day, Firefox will prove you wrong, Posi, and on that day you will beg for forgiveness; you'll be the one who isn't worth even one goddamned conversation that lasts more than 5 minutes.
Not worth 5 minutes? Mozilla's stunt got people talking about Firefox for two weeks, course it was ALL bad. Firefox could quite easily prove me wrong, but it won't.

Yes. Can you say Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers?

Barely.

Not worth 5 minutes? Mozilla's stunt got people talking about Firefox for two weeks, course it was ALL bad. Firefox could quite easily prove me wrong, but it won't.

...stunt? What is this...stunt...you speak of?*

*Gee, haven't pulled that line for a while.

...stunt? What is this...stunt...you speak of?*

*Gee, haven't pulled that line for a while.

http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/30/173234&from=rss

http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/30/173234&from=rss

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Butbutbut: http://blog.firefox.cl/files/images/Firefox-tan01_wallpaper.preview.jpg

What will we do without Firefox-tan? :(

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Butbutbut: http://blog.firefox.cl/files/images/Firefox-tan01_wallpaper.preview.jpg

What will we do without Firefox-tan? :(

We shall masturbate to IceWeasel-tan!

MY amount of memor is not QUITE to that level of ram

http://geek.upwardthrust.us/pictures/cpu2.jpg

MY amount of memory is not QUITE to that level of ram


Finally, my comp beats yours at something.

Finally, my comp beats yours at something.

Yeah but my server actualy has 65 gigs of ram :) hehehe (well not my personal machine thats my work server but still) and 16 procs lol

I think your computer might just be stupid. My top program uses 87MB at last look.

Yeah but my server actualy has 65 gigs of ram :) hehehe (well not my personal machine thats my work server but still) and 16 procs lol

So, I cant use 4 times what is physically possible and 2^36 times what I have.

Focus Posi, compile a fucking kernel.

Yeah but my server actualy has 65 gigs of ram :) hehehe (well not my personal machine thats my work server but still) and 16 procs lol

Oh yeah, this ties nicely with another thread. How well does it play Flight Sim X?

Oh yeah, this ties nicely with another thread. How well does it play Flight Sim X?

It complains about not having enough reasources.:p

Oh yeah, this ties nicely with another thread. How well does it play Flight Sim X?

Like shit cause its using like a 32 meg PCI-x (yes X not E) vid card ... its a database server not a gaming rig :)

The SAN for that machine alone is 7 terabytes :)

My home machine is a better gaming rig

It complains about not having enough reasources.:p

... With that vid card in there my guess is you would be right

... With that vid card in there my guess is you would be right

Just imagine it on my machine *shudders*

Why is this even a thread?

Why is this even a thread?

To bug you.

Why is this even a thread?

NS was short on threads and had to fill the quota somehow.

NS was short on threads and had to fill the quota somehow.

I suppose her being a girl and all prevents her from understanding the math behind this thread.

I suppose her being a girl and all prevents her from understanding the math behind this thread.

I think she just needs coffee.

I think she just needs coffee.

At 0100? It'd just keep her up all night.

At 0100? It'd just keep her up all night.

Precisely. Things look much better at 4:00 am. It's that time here and things look wonderful.

I haven't slept for 2 days now, does that help? I had 2 huge cups of coffee today just to stay awake in school. Gotta love caffeine. *sigh*

Besides, I don't need to understand math. I need to understand Shakespeare and identify the literary devices and intricate plots and ironies in Hamlet. GAH!

Well can you?
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That's right, I have four apps that you 15 exabytes of memory EACH.

I couldnt afford enough memory to run apps like you do!

I haven't slept for 2 days now, does that help? I had 2 huge cups of coffee today just to stay awake in school. Gotta love caffeine. *sigh*

Besides, I don't need to understand math. I need to understand Shakespeare and identify the literary devices and intricate plots and ironies in Hamlet. GAH!

Coffee and Hamlet, the two things in my life right now.
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*scratches head*
*shrugs*
*goes back to taking pictures*

In a nut-shell, this thread is a cornacopea of failure, but to spell it out further:
Posi fails at not being a nerd; Gravlen fails at the English Language; Montacanos and Kyronea all fail at coherence; Zilam fails at comprehension; and Fiddlebottoms fails at spelling "cornucopia."


It is spelled cranjuknipio

kurndorcuopina

kjhourngorpikkia


DAMN YOU FIDDLEBOTTOMS AND GRAVELEN YOU ARE CONTAGIOUS!

Coffee and Hamlet, the two things in my life right now.
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*scratches head*
*shrugs*
*goes back to taking pictures*
Now that should be a play, featuring me going crazy over homework and end up commiting mass homicide.
It is spelled cranjuknipio

kurndorcuopina

kjhourngorpikkia


DAMN YOU FIDDLEBOTTOMS AND GRAVELEN YOU ARE CONTAGIOUS!
as it rightly should be. And you fail at spelling Gravlen.

Now that should be a play, featuring me going crazy over homework and end up commiting mass homicide.

I'd gladly watch that play.

as it rightly should be. And you fail at spelling Gravlen.

Im not gravlen Im not bad. Gravlen cant spell mnemrorrry either though.

I'd gladly watch that play.
Good, maybe I'll put it into production then
Im not gravlen Im not bad. Gravlen cant spell mnemrorrry either though.
Wow, and I thought I was feeling dead.

I haven't slept for 2 days now, does that help? I had 2 huge cups of coffee today just to stay awake in school. Gotta love caffeine. *sigh*

Besides, I don't need to understand math. I need to understand Shakespeare and identify the literary devices and intricate plots and ironies in Hamlet. GAH!

Which one was Hamlet again? Was he the one who failed at preventing the witch's predictions, or the one whose first mate tried to get him fired for being black?

Now that should be a play, featuring me going crazy over homework and end up commiting mass homicide.
Hmmm. Will there be nudity?

Which one was Hamlet again? Was he the one who failed at preventing the witch's predictions, or the one whose first mate tried to get him fired for being black?
neither, you're thinking Macbeth and The Tempest. Hamlet's the one with the crazy dude trying to kill his uncle, the king, who married his mother. Hamlet also has a crazy girlfriend and a dead father who kept on coming back as a ghost. In addition to that, he killed the king's chief advisor and has his girlfriend's brother, the chief advisor's son, after his ass for revenge.

Good, maybe I'll put it into production then
Can I drink durring the play?
Which one was Hamlet again? Was he the one who failed at preventing the witch's predictions, or the one whose first mate tried to get him fired for being black?
Something to do with Mel Gibson seeing ghosts..

neither, you're thinking Macbeth and The Tempest. Hamlet's the one with the crazy dude trying to kill his uncle, the king, who married his mother. Hamlet also has a crazy girlfriend and a dead father who kept on coming back as a ghost. In addition to that, he killed the king's chief advisor and has his girlfriend's brother, the chief advisor's son, after his ass for revenge.
Macbeth sounds familiar, but not the Tempest. Othello? Is that a play, because it sounds right.

Hmmm. Will there be nudity?
No, but there will be adult matters, gore, and profanity.

No, but there will be adult matters, gore, and profanity.

Good enough.

Can I drink durring the play?

Something to do with Mel Gibson seeing ghosts..
Go for it.

Mel Gibson is CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY! *makes googly eyes...*

teehee...googly is a funny word...
Macbeth sounds familiar, but not the Tempest. Othello? Is that a play, because it sounds right.
Macbeth is the witch one, the Tempest is the ship sailing one, and Othello is another play, but about jealousy. Hamlet's the one with the "to be or not to be" rant, which I HAVE TO MEMORIZE!!!!!!!!!!!

Go for it.
*gets out the paper bags*

Mel Gibson is CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY! *makes googly eyes...*

teehee...googly is a funny word...
*sniffs*

I smell pot on you!

Macbeth is the witch one, the Tempest is the ship sailing one, and Othello is another play, but about jealousy. Hamlet's the one with the "to be or not to be" rant, which I HAVE TO MEMORIZE!!!!!!!!!!!
Write it on your hand.

Good enough.
Glad you approve. Want to fund this play?
*gets out the paper bags*

*sniffs*

I smell pot on you!
Really, because I smell coffee, and books.

Really, because I smell coffee, and books.

*steals coffee*
*lights marajuananana insence*

Glad you approve. Want to fund this play?

Really, because I smell coffee, and books.

Sure, I have a $400 debt you can have.

*steals coffee*
*lights marajuananana insence*

*wofts the new fragrance*

smells like my sister.:eek:

*wofts the new fragrance*

smells like my sister.:eek:

I like your sister.

Write it on your hand.
It's 32 lines long. My entire arm would not be enough room to fit all of those words on.
*steals coffee*
*lights marajuananana insence*
Go for it. I'm drinking pure water right now.
Sure, I have a $400 debt you can have.
No thanks, I'm quite fine without debts. However, if you would like to contribute funds in the positive quadrants, I would gladly accept them.

*note to self: do laundry*

Go for it. I'm drinking pure water right now.

*spills water all over books*

It's 32 lines long. My entire arm would not be enough room to fit all of those words on. Then what is there to worry about. Skim it over before the scene and get some sleep.


No thanks, I'm quite fine without debts. However, if you would like to contribute funds in the positive quadrants, I would gladly accept them.
*chuckles* Just you wait till you hit uni. Go, Campbell!

*note to self: do laundry*

Does that mean you are nekkid?:eek:

I like your sister.

*cries*

*spills water all over books*
Miscreant.
Then what is there to worry about. Skim it over before the scene and get some sleep.

*chuckles* Just you wait till you hit uni. Go, Campbell!

Does that mean you are nekkid?:eek:
Ha, I wish! We have to memorize it and be ready to recite it the week after the next, and I only know 9 lines out of 32 so far.

Good thing I most likely won't go to Uni in BC then. Yay for Waterloo!

Of course. :rolleyes: No, dumbass, I'm wearing pajamas.

Ha, I wish! We have to memorize it and be ready to recite it the week after the next, and I only know 9 lines out of 32 so far.
Wow, you suck. I would just need to read it before class and I should be good.I might prepare by reading it on Sunday because Shakerspeare phails grammar.

Good thing I most likely won't go to Uni in BC then. Yay for Waterloo! Even more expensive. I think Quebec is the only province cheaper than BC.

Of course. :rolleyes: No, dumbass, I'm wearing pajamas.
Oh, name calling. Real mature.

Wow, you suck. I would just need to read it before class and I should be good.I might prepare by reading it on Sunday because Shakerspeare phails grammar.

Even more expensive. I think Quebec is the only province cheaper than BC.


Oh, name calling. Real mature.
Gee, sorry if English isn't my native language. Besides, I like Hamlet's suicidal rant, so I want to actually memorize it and be fluent in it. I still remember Macbeth's suicidal rant we had to memorize for last year...

And you would have to be a native Quebecois to get that benefit. Maybe I'll end up in UBC in the end. *sigh*

thou scurvy knave, thou acorn, pestilent miscreant! Me think'st thou art a general offense and every man should beat thee!

Gee, sorry if English isn't my native language. Besides, I like Hamlet's suicidal rant, so I want to actually memorize it and be fluent in it. I still remember Macbeth's suicidal rant we had to memorize for last year...
It's not? You seem to be better at it than me.

And you would have to be a native Quebecois to get that benefit. Maybe I'll end up in UBC in the end. *sigh*bleeping bleeps

W00t UBC.

thou scurvy knave, thou acorn, pestilent miscreant! Me think'st thou art a general offense and every man should beat thee!
Yay, kind shrew. I before thee, except after c.

Yay, kind shrew. I before thee, except after c.
*giggles*

It's not? You seem to be better at it than me.

bleeping bleeps

W00t UBC.


Yay, kind shrew. I before thee, except after c.
Thank ye, I don't feel English incompetent now! But it's true; I didn't actually start learning English until I was 10.

I'm assuming you go to UBC then?

Unless you're Shakespeare. Then you get to blatently disregard the laws of grammar.

Thank ye, I don't feel English incompetent now! But it's true; I didn't actually start learning English until I was 10.
What did you start with? German? Klingon? Java-Script?

I'm assuming you go to UBC then?
Next year. I'm starting at UCFV to knock costs down.

Unless you're Shakespeare. Then you get to blatently disregard the laws of grammar.

That's why everyone loves him.

What did you start with? German? Klingon? Java-Script?
Mandarin...though I'm pretty convinced that before that, it was gibberish and gurgling. Isn't that the same as Klingon anyway?

PS, you're such a nerd.
Next year. I'm starting at UCFV to knock costs down.
Ahh, yes, the first year college thing...pfft. YAY for going straight to university and racking up debts!
That's why everyone loves him.
Really? I thought everybody loves him because he's the only one who can turn the English language into something beautiful...

also, for some reason, I have crazy hiccups right now. It's really weird.

Mandarin...though I'm pretty convinced that before that, it was gibberish and gurgling. Isn't that the same as Klingon anyway?

PS, you're such a nerd.
I established that when I posted that Red Green picture.

Ahh, yes, the first year college thing...pfft. YAY for going straight to university and racking up debts!UCFV is a demi-university.

Really? I thought everybody loves him because he's the only one who can turn the English language into something beautiful...
It makes about as much sense to me as Korean.
also, for some reason, I have crazy hiccups right now. It's really weird.

















BOO!

In the title, did I spell leak correctly?

I established that when I posted that Red Green picture.

UCFV is a demi-university.

It makes about as much sense to me as Korean.

BOO!
Yes, I thought you needed some reaffirmation.

You just tell yourself that.

The Koreans will be pleased.

That was just sad.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. Ta.

Yes, I thought you needed some reaffirmation.
Well I don't. One of the only people at my school that I went to highschool with calls me a nerd or geek every time I see her.
The Koreans will be pleased.
How do you know the Koreans?

My Hamster doesn't run that fast, and in all honesty i don't want him to.
I have no idea what you are talking about but i get visions of mammary leak.
Mmmmm Mammary...
*Drools*



Posi, that image don't view too good for me...

My Hamster doesn't run that fast, and in all honesty i don't want him to.
I have no idea what you are talking about but i get visions of mammary leak.
Mmmmm Mammary...
*Drools*



Posi, that image don't view too good for me...
Click on it. Twice.