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I thought jail sentences of that caliber were limited to rapists (of living things), molestation, or manslaughter.

That guy needs psychiatric help, not prison.:(

I'm so shock! :eek: :p

That guy needs psychiatric help, not prison.:(

Agreed. I mean, the act itself is disgusting enough, but a dog that's been dead a week? They aren't even particularly hygienic when breathing. And since he apparently engaged in acts with the dog beforehand, in all likelihood not "cleaning it out," that'd be one hell of a smell.

I thought jail sentences of that caliber were limited to rapists (of living things), molestation, or manslaughter.

Apparently we take such things quite seriously here in Michigan. I learn something new every day.

Apparently we take such things quite seriously here in Michigan. I learn something new every day.

It's a holdover law, from back when such things were taken far more seriously.

Mind you, 15 years for assaulting an officer I can live with.

This guy walks into a bar in Saginaw and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from New York."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in New York?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount dead animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

At least if it had been recently dead, he could claim he thought it was just sleeping. :p

Ew...

Just ew...