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Haha, I jest. But seriously, I've come into a bit of extra money at the mo and I want NS General to help me to decide how to spend it. Poll coming.

edit: Theres no stupid options like "invest" or "save". That would ruin the fun.

Buy a gun and give it to a homeless person?

Go for the hooker.

Buy a gun and give it to a homeless person?

i live in england. theres no way id get a gun.

whew! almost had a coronary reading that thread title!

i vote get wasted. but only as long as reserve at least 200 quid for me to get wasted too :D

Haha, I jest. But seriously, I've come into a bit of extra money at the mo and I want NS General to help me to decide how to spend it. Poll coming.

edit: Theres no stupid options like "invest" or "save". That would ruin the fun.If you get the hooker and the STD, then you get two for the price of one (though what you'd do with an English Honor Society (http://www.english.org/) is beyond me). :D

make a list of everything you have ever wanted, now highlight the things you can afford for the amount of money you have, now buy as many of those things as you can. ;)

make a list of everything you have ever wanted, now highlight the things you can afford for the amount of money you have, now buy as many of those things as you can. ;)

I have no idea what I want. Maybe some brownies.

Buy Smunkee.

In fact, she's so cool, buy two.

i live in england. theres no way id get a gun.
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But what about your little revolution thing? You always seem so excited about that.

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But what about your little revolution thing? You always seem so excited about that.

haha! way to rile a revolutionary!

make a list of everything you have ever wanted, now highlight the things you can afford for the amount of money you have, now buy as many of those things as you can. ;)Smunkee you're a nice person & all, but Dog damn woman... You sure are boring!

Revolutionary causes is out. It's what fundraising's for.

Buying stuff is out. No point in paying people to let you lug around their shit.

The ho is out too. Too damn hard to find a reliably contagious one.

Peddling drugs is out too. Not that it isn't compelling, but it's a sure way to earn money, and the point was to spend.

Tagging shit's just too damn dangerous. Eventually you'll end up overwriting some yob's tag & end up getting stabbed to death from behind by twenty 8 year old wannabe chavs.

So... Getting fucked up for howevr long you can afford is the best solution, especially since you'll end up doing all of the other things on the poll if you do it right.

... And don't spend 200£ on IR. I'm much cheaper & my vomit has twice the range.

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But what about your little revolution thing? You always seem so excited about that.

Alright, chill out with the pity.

When the revolutionary situation arrives (as opposed the current world pre-revolutionary period) arms workers and advanced working class sections of the army will be able to arm the workers and the poor to form militias to defend the gains of the revolution.

Under the centralised leadership comprised of a system of workers', soldiers' and peasants' deputies' soviets, brought into power through the agitation and revolutionary leadership of ther vanguard party, these militias' efforts can be co-ordinated to crush the reactionaries and their imperial agents of capital.

*cough*

Alright, chill out with the pity.

When the revolutionary situation arrives (as opposed the current world pre-revolutionary period) arms workers and advanced working class sections of the army will be able to arm the workers and the poor to form militias to defend the gains of the revolution.

Under the centralised leadership comprised of a system of workers', soldiers' and peasants' deputies' soviets, brought into power through the agitation and revolutionary leadership of ther vanguard party, these militias' efforts can be co-ordinated to crush the reactionaries and their imperial agents of capital.

*cough*
Good for you.:)

Good for you.:)
I liked the words you chose. Little revolution. :D He forgets to factor in the corporate-owned armies that will crush his little ones. ^^

... And don't spend 200£ on IR. I'm much cheaper & my vomit has twice the range.

ah, but can you dance in a thoroughly entertaining way while downing everyone elses drinks and get away with it?! :p

I liked the word you chose. Little revolution. :D He forgets to factor in the corporate-owned armies that will crush his little ones. ^^

Who makes up the corporate owned armies? workers. No different to any other, just belonging to a different set of material conditions. One day they will break through their false consciousness and see the truth. Once that happens they will be free to shoot their officers in the neck.

Who makes up the corporate owned armies? workers. No different to any other, just belonging to a different set of material conditions. One day they will break through their false consciousness and see the truth. Once that happens they will be free to shoot their officers in the neck.
The fools will be conditioned from birth to be perfectly obedient. :) No luck there.

Actually, fuck humans. Who needs them. Corporations won't. They'll have high-tech weaponry and robots. :D

ah, but can you dance in a thoroughly entertaining way while downing everyone elses drinks and get away with it?! :pnope, but if you can get the drinks for free, then why the need for £200?!

Besides, I can dance in a thoroughly entertaining way while spilling everyone's drinks & not get away with it. Observed from a safe distance, it's far more entertaining :p

You should do what I do with almost all of my disposable (beer money being a recognized part of my monthly budget) income and buy really cheap movies, and then spend every night for a week watching 50's and 60's horror movies about great apes and vaguely british hippies killing ugly-ass women with special (if I were a hack comedian, I would say "as in special-ed" here, and you would all reply "lawlz, retarded people are funny", and then I would say, "yes, yes they are. But not as funny as jokes about 80's celebrities!" But now I appear to have gone on rather long on this aside; what was I talking about in the first place? Oh yes-) effects.

The poll worries me, though, as the pushing drugs bit sounds a bit too capitalist. Investing one's wealth in a manner designed to produce more wealth? How could you even contemplate it DHomme? Living in a country built off of oppressing the global masses is bad enough, but this is just the icing on the cake of bourgeois decedance. For shame, DHomme, for shame . . .

nope, but if you can get the drinks for free, then why the need for £200?!
i'm greedy and i drink a lot ;). and some people count the drinks i steal o_0

Besides, I can dance in a thoroughly entertaining way while spilling everyone's drinks & not get away with it. Observed from a safe distance, it's far more entertaining :p

hahaha! i know that! many a black eye (but only one broken nose) appeared on my face as a result of the ire of non-humurous fellow drinkers!

oh for god's sake why would you waste your money getting loaded? thats what your parents stash is for!

you should spend it on something that will help you get laid.

did you say how much it was?

whatever you think of spending it on (No not a hooker. eewwwww) ask yourself "will this help me get laid?"

oh for god's sake why would you waste your money getting loaded? thats what your parents stash is for!

you should spend it on something that will help you get laid.

did you say how much it was?

whatever you think of spending it on (No not a hooker. eewwwww) ask yourself "will this help me get laid?"

well i don't know about you, but getting loaded has alway helped me get laid :p

edit: or at least, i've only got laid when i've been completely blotto. :p:p

well i don't know about you, but getting loaded has alway helped me get laid :p

edit: or at least, i've only got laid when i've been completely blotto. :p:p

Damn you. Being loaded has only ever increased my inhibitions.

Damn you. Being loaded has only ever increased my inhibitions.

gosh, really? well, to be fair, i've only got laid twice but both times i wouldn't ever have gone through with it without being wasted. in fact the first time i didn't even know i had til i woke up half way through. not recommended really...

gosh, really? well, to be fair, i've only got laid twice but both times i wouldn't ever have gone through with it without being wasted. in fact the first time i didn't even know i had til i woke up half way through. not recommended really...Eww! Shit that's just too damn close to necrophilia. You poor, poor bastard :eek:

Eww! Shit that's just too damn close to necrophilia. You poor, poor bastard :eek:

note to self - must drink less. further note to self - stop writing notes on hands shortly before taking a shower.... bugger. :p

Who makes up the corporate owned armies? workers. No different to any other, just belonging to a different set of material conditions. One day they will break through their false consciousness and see the truth. Once that happens they will be free to shoot their officers in the neck.

This is the kind of thing that used to bug me, but hey if fantasies of revolution are what make you happy, then go for it.

while dealing drugs to children would require an initial outlay, isnt it more of a money making activity then a money spending one? I voted get wasted this weekend, but you could use your extra cash to buy far more drugs and booze than you need, then sell the surplus to kids. That way everybody wins. Yay!

Scotch whiskey and cigars

Alright, chill out with the pity.

When the revolutionary situation arrives (as opposed the current world pre-revolutionary period) arms workers and advanced working class sections of the army will be able to arm the workers and the poor to form militias to defend the gains of the revolution.

Under the centralised leadership comprised of a system of workers', soldiers' and peasants' deputies' soviets, brought into power through the agitation and revolutionary leadership of ther vanguard party, these militias' efforts can be co-ordinated to crush the reactionaries and their imperial agents of capital.

*cough*


And then, you'll go to GULAG.

How about a tattoo?

Cocaine off a hooker's ass. Only way to spend money.

Haha, I jest. But seriously, I've come into a bit of extra money at the mo and I want NS General to help me to decide how to spend it. Poll coming.

edit: Theres no stupid options like "invest" or "save". That would ruin the fun.

Get a kickass gun. knife, nunchaku, shuriken set, tonfa, pair of sais, or some other cool weapon like that. :mp5:

OR, get your GF and a hooker/ two hookers drunk/high/wasted. :D

I picked the revolutionary cause.

Or, barring that, you could buy me stuff. If it's enough, I might put out.You won't get the STD, though, you'll have to get that on your own. :p

Put the majority in an IRA that you are going to save. And spend the rest on what you need, or really want. Not sure how much you've came into .. but if it's a bit.. buy land.