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New photo's have been found explaining the attitudes and unbalced mind of Mr Phelps.

It seems he was touched by God but unlike most who are " touched ".... God missed his head...although whatever GOD attached eventually made into his head it had to wade through a whole bunch of fecal matter to finally attatch to his brain.

we will attempt to let the photo speak for itself..


http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r106/ledhed215/fredphelps.jpg


More to follow on this continuing story as more photo's are unearthed .

if a bolt of lightning doesn't get me first.:eek:


( If Im hit Lunatic goofballs better be comming with me, its all his fault for the inspiration...he MADE me do it ) .

:eek:

Yeah, you're probably pushing the lightning/earthquake threshhold there.

Hilarious.

I'm AFRAID to click on that link...

I'm AFRAID to click on that link...

Relax, it's just God kanchoing Fred Phelps.

EDIT: Kancho: Sticking your fingers up somebody else's ass. Like a Japanese wedgie.

I'm AFRAID to click on that link...

You will not regret it...

:p

heh

That is the best picture... EVER! Total pwn'age!

Soon after Fred explored the message ......


http://images.indymedia.org/imc/richmond/image/2/phelps_1.JPG

Oh right... I thought this was a brutally ironic Phelps porn site message...

Soon after Fred explored the message ......


http://images.indymedia.org/imc/richmond/image/2/phelps_1.JPG
Worst... photoshop... ever.

I thought this was gonna be serious....:(

Fred as you may imagine has gone from his old life of chasing hookers...

http://mindprod.com/images/fredphelps.jpg

To his new career .... of being a hater.

More on these starling new developments to come .

Phelps kinda reminds me of the scary evil preacher-man in Poltergeist 2.

I thought this was gonna be serious....:(

I was under the same impression that I'd get a steamy look in Fred Phelps life, perhaps an exclamation of insecurities of something...oh well.

Worst... photoshop... ever.


I can only use what I found...my own creations are thrown in ...with the hysterical record to reflect the reality of the world of Phelps .

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Originally Posted by Pyotr
I thought this was gonna be serious....


I was under the same impression that I'd get a steamy look in Fred Phelps life, perhaps an exclamation of insecurities of something...oh well.
Guys get real...LOOK at his life .....how much worse can he get ?

but hey I'll throw in a written expose for ya anyway....since just torture by photo shop really is not good enough .

I can only use what I found...my own creations are thrown in ...with the hysterical record to reflect the reality of the world of Phelps .


Guys get real...LOOK at his life .....how much worse can he get ?
If he was Sudanese also that would be worse.

http://www.firstamendmentcenter.org/graphics/photos/AP/fred.phelps.ap.jpg

http://www.nndb.com/people/789/000066591/julian-beck.jpg

See?

If he was Sudanese also that would be worse.


At least they could eat him and he would be usefull for something .

Besides the Sudanese are suffering enough ..you would be that cruel to give them Phelps ! :( The inhumanity of that sentiment alone ...:eek:


Here is an Expose written ..http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/michael_haggerty/expose3.htm

seems he was just a normal child beating kinda guy ..nothing really out of the ordinary .

Phelps kinda reminds me of the scary evil preacher-man in Poltergeist 2.


But he is real.. scary huh ...

New photo's have been found explaining the attitudes and unbalced mind of Mr Phelps.

It seems he was touched by God but unlike most who are " touched ".... God missed his head...although whatever GOD attached eventually made into his head it had to wade through a whole bunch of fecal matter to finally attatch to his brain.

we will attempt to let the photo speak for itself..


http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r106/ledhed215/fredphelps.jpg


More to follow on this continuing story as more photo's are unearthed .

if a bolt of lightning doesn't get me first.:eek:


( If Im hit Lunatic goofballs better be comming with me, its all his fault for the inspiration...he MADE me do it ) .

Nice. :D

Oh right... I thought this was a brutally ironic Phelps porn site message...

Yeah. When I clicked on the link, I said to myself, "if that fucker's naked in this pic, I'm gonna be really pissed."

I was under the same impression that I'd get a steamy look in Fred Phelps life, perhaps an exclamation of insecurities of something...oh well.

There is a video called Mom Spanked the Gay Out of Me on ifilms which you can watch and assume that the guy is Phelps' soul doppelganger. In this way tou can get your vicarious thrills about Phelps' twisted psyche. Id link you to the video except that there are other videos on ifilm that are probably not PG13 and Id get better sense modded into me. So you'll need to search for the film a little.

As Fred continued along on his Journey around the world he saw many sights that thrilled and amazed him ...filled him with awe ...and ...wonder...and this really strange feeling he couldn't quite understand..although he did attempt..many times in fact ..to get a handle on it his search seemed "fruitless" until he found something that inspired him..


http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r106/ledhed215/fredphelpsnonut.jpg


And here the story must pause ...as fred still searches for his true self...

I am sure more will be revealed .

( if I am not struck down by a thunder bolt while I sleep ) .

if a bolt of lightning doesn't get me first.:eek:


( If Im hit Lunatic goofballs better be comming with me, its all his fault for the inspiration...he MADE me do it ) .

You really think I haven't earned a few dozen lightning bolts by now? ;)

You know what's funny, if he was a follower of Islam, but had the same teachings, he could be ruler of a country in the ME.

Fred land ....what a concept .

I lol'd, welcome to stumble upon!
http://pics.miarroba.com/caretos/lol.gif

Relax, it's just God kanchoing Fred Phelps.

EDIT: Kancho: Sticking your fingers up somebody else's ass. Like a Japanese wedgie.

I don't stick my own finger up my ass. Only finger that enters my ass is the doctor's when he does the old prostrate check. Maybe that's what God is doing in the photo, checking Phelps' prostrate> :eek:

I thought this was gonna be serious....:(

Ah, I remember optimism...

I feel really sorry for God...imagine having to exist for eternity knowing one of your creations ended up being Fred Phelps...

Too little weenage to be exposed, IMO, even if he is so three years ago.

I feel really sorry for God...imagine having to exist for eternity knowing one of your creations ended up being Fred Phelps...

Oh, right. An omniscient, omnipotent, infinite being. How unfortunate. Excuse me while I find my violin. :p

I feel really sorry for God...imagine having to exist for eternity knowing one of your creations ended up being Fred Phelps...

"Damn, I must have added too much salt to that one."

I feel really sorry for God...imagine having to exist for eternity knowing one of your creations ended up being Fred Phelps...

Imagine having to exist for the rest of eternity knowing you stuck your fingers up his ass.

Oh i thought fred phelps was going to be naked in like some gay porno mag or something. Disappointing :(

Oh, right. An omniscient, omnipotent, infinite being. How unfortunate.

Well, if He created Fred Phelps, He sure isn't perfect, and if He isn't perfect, some of the other descriptors may need to be called into question.

Oh i thought fred phelps was going to be naked in like some gay porno mag or something. Disappointing :(

Remember rule #34:There is porn of it. No exceptions.

Though I wouldn't really want to see Fred Phelps doing the nasty dance with anyone/thing.

As Fred continued along on his Journey around the world he saw many sights that thrilled and amazed him ...filled him with awe ...and ...wonder...and this really strange feeling he couldn't quite understand..although he did attempt..many times in fact ..to get a handle on it his search seemed "fruitless" until he found something that inspired him..

Amazed at the feelings aroused in his boosem by the statue of David, Phelpes found himself here http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061027/capt.5d58d60c26d74255bed2d3cf85073a98.spitzer_space_telescope_ny110.jpg?x=345&y=345&sig=k4bSsTUD.bcrRwEQI86gJw--
He was overcome by his feelings and continued the search for his real identity.

Though I wouldn't really want to see Fred Phelps doing the nasty dance with anyone/thing.

Yes, yes you would.

Oh, right. An omniscient, omnipotent, infinite being. How unfortunate. Excuse me while I find my violin. :p

Yeah, but even an omniscient being has to have one of those "oh shit" moments once in a while...

Amazed at the feelings aroused in his boosem by the statue of David, Phelpes found himself here http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061027/capt.5d58d60c26d74255bed2d3cf85073a98.spitzer_space_telescope_ny110.jpg?x=345&y=345&sig=k4bSsTUD.bcrRwEQI86gJw--
He was overcome by his feelings and continued the search for his real identity.


The asshole of the universe ! :D How did you find it ???

Great shot though .

Yes, yes you would.


sheep and goats for a start....:p :eek: :eek:

Fred decided not to go protest at the Marines funeral.....


Not enough interest or ????