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MAN i wish i had a moustache. so i can stroke it reflectively. (:mp5: yay imma gorrilla!!) i think i may go to one of those places they sell stuff and buy a fake one. with the glasses. and the nose. yeah that kind. hmm... and i think that i should be able to genetically create a race of giant mutant mole people to defend my country from the evil united nation. cuz thatd be sweet as fu**. also we should put favorite quotes. and stuff. MY favorite quote is.... (drumroll please) "If violence isnt solving your problems, you're probably not using enough of it." and my favorite bands are primus, clutch, rancid, cradle of filth, Nofx, aaaaannnnd..... korn. yeah. that one. okay... i think thats it.
----ALL MIGHTY QUEEN DICTATOR OF ERESHKIGALIA----
Sassafrasss Betti Looo Poppersquatt Precilia-Jackson
(thats right. bow down.)

Well, that was different, I'll give you that.

Nice first post. Welcome to the General forum.

uhm?

Welcome aboard. I forsee a bright prosperous future full of pointless spamming for you. You'll fit right in.

I have to admit that I have no clue what the hell you are talking about in the post. But I think that it would be sweet to watch someone try to pull off a moustache look with the glasses and nose. I say go for it. I will be right besides you while we :sniper:

Wait a few years, honey, you'll get that moustache you so long for. :(

I am baffled, and so have but one recourse, The random factoid:
Did you know that, in addition to being the fattest President, Taft was the last president to possess a moustache? And what a moustache it was. (http://www.lib.msu.edu/vincent/findaids/taft.gif)

I am baffled, and so have but one recourse, The random factoid:
Did you know that, in addition to being the fattest President, Taft was the last president to possess a moustache? And what a moustache it was. (http://www.lib.msu.edu/vincent/findaids/taft.gif)
That's a rubbish moustache. This! (http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/moustache.gif) is the moustache you want.

Or this. (http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/chevalierg.jpg)

Wait a few years, honey, you'll get that moustache you so long for. :(

If you are talking to me I have a nice goatee. And if you are talking to the original poster I believe it is a she.

Agreed that Taft is the man of the stache!:D

your music taste is, horrific to say the least. But then you are just a kid.

That's a rubbish moustache. This! (http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/moustache.gif) is the moustache you want.

Or this. (http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/chevalierg.jpg)

The second one isn't a moustache - that man is being attacked by a giant spider! :eek:

And looking awfully pleased about the fact, it has to be said.

If you are talking to me I have a nice goatee. And if you are talking to the original poster I believe it is a she.

Agreed that Taft is the man of the stache!:D

No, not you, the OP. And yes, I gathered she's a she. So am I, and believe me, a few decades, she'll be stroking that moustache in front of the shelf where they keep the depilatories.

No, not you, the OP. And yes, I gathered she's a she. So am I, and believe me, a few decades, she'll be stroking that moustache in front of the shelf where they keep the depilatories.

Way to much info.

Way to much info.

:D

Little old men start looking like little old women and vice versa.

*slowly backs away*

Erm, +1-zorz?

The second one isn't a moustache - that man is being attacked by a giant spider! :eek:

And looking awfully pleased about the fact, it has to be said.
A giant spider with only six legs - and therein lies the reason the man is looking pleased, for he is winning the battle against said spider. He's just bitten off the head, and any second now will be pulling the body and remaining legs off his face, frying them in a little butter, and serving on a bed of sweet potato mash.

And it's because I can post ridiculous shit like this that I love NSG so much

*slowly backs away*

Agreed

Wait a few years, honey, you'll get that moustache you so long for. :(

dont think so. girls dont get moustaches.:( maybe i can shave my cat and use the fake eyelash glue to make one. OOH!! AND SIDEBURNS!!! gyak!! thatd be the sweetest thing ever!! oh, and its clintons fault that i dont have a moustache. and that guys girlfriends get pissed at me a lot. there are currently.... seven bloodthirsty nazi conformist cheerleaders that would like nothing more than to bust out the old sledge hammer and bust my face in. which i dont understand. its not like i try and steal their bfs. s'not my fault guys like me... :(

That's a rubbish moustache. This! (http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/moustache.gif) is the moustache you want.
If you've got a third eye hidden in your moustache then . . . Well, then, I have nothing to say to you, for obviously both you and I are the crazy person.
Or this. (http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/chevalierg.jpg)
That is quite clearly a beard, and so it does not count. Taft's moustache, however, has the courage to stand on its own, and so it wins my total respect and loyalty. I would kill for that moustache, serve and march in its armies, and even be willing to accept the drastic plastic surgery required for me to bear its children.

dont think so. girls dont get moustaches.:( maybe i can shave my cat and use the fake eyelash glue to make one. OOH!! AND SIDEBURNS!!! gyak!! thatd be the sweetest thing ever!! oh, and its clintons fault that i dont have a moustache. and that guys girlfriends get pissed at me a lot. there are currently.... seven bloodthirsty nazi conformist cheerleaders that would like nothing more than to bust out the old sledge hammer and bust my face in. which i dont understand. its not like i try and steal their bfs. s'not my fault guys like me... :(

*slowly backs away*

*slowly backs away*

Copycat! :p

Well, that was different, I'll give you that.

amen.

*strokes his moustache in a "WTF" fashion...*

Copycat! :p

Safety in numbers, I figure.

Safety in numbers, I figure.

Quick! Everyone flee at once! But slowly, and skulkily!

*slowly backs away*

youre right, i shouldnt shave my cat. he might get cold.... even though hes fat. oh yeah. its also clintons fault that... CRAP. ive got nothing... oh yeah, you should visit this site, cuz its the sweetest site EVAH. hell yeah.http://www.xanga.com/eulogy_of_the_undead cuz im sweet like that.

oh!! its clintons fault i say oh yeah so much. booyah!! and its clintons fault that i have Agateophobia. which is the fear of having an undiagnosed medical illness.

----ALL MIGHTY QUEEN DICTATOR OF ERESHKIGALIA----
Sassafrass Betti Looo Poppersquatt Precilia-Jackson.
(but you can call me jayde

youre right, i shouldnt shave my cat. he might get cold.... even though hes fat. oh yeah. its also clintons fault that... CRAP. ive got nothing... oh yeah, you should visit this site, cuz its the sweetest site EVAH. hell yeah.http://www.xanga.com/eulogy_of_the_undead cuz im sweet like that.

oh!! its clintons fault i say oh yeah so much. booyah!! and its clintons fault that i have Agateophobia. which is the fear of having an undiagnosed medical illness.

----ALL MIGHTY QUEEN DICTATOR OF ERESHKIGALIA----
Sassafrass Betti Looo Poppersquatt Precilia-Jackson.

Here's what I don't get, you used "reflectively" in the title of this thread but all your posts have been in what I can only call really bad English. It's not really that cool, you know? Out loud you might sound interesting, but this is a written medium, and all you do is look silly. I know, I know, I'm a grammar Nazi, I freely admit it.

amen.

*strokes his moustache in a "WTF" fashion...*

i do believe this is the begining of a beautiful relationshit. haha. good word. huntingtonfrankfuck!! (the capitol of kentucky)

Here's what I don't get, you used "reflectively" in the title of this thread but all your posts have been in what I can only call really bad English. It's not really that cool, you know? Out loud you might sound interesting, but this is a written medium, and all you do is look silly. I know, I know, I'm a grammar Nazi, I freely admit it.


NAZI CONFORMIST!!!!

I'm speechless. Utterly speechless.

You have the coherence of a retarded gazelle with spastic tendencies.

I'm speechless. Utterly speechless.

You have the coherence of a retarded gazelle with spastic tendencies.

no no, you have it all wrong. i have the coherence of a ten year old boy with ADD on crack. gawd get it right.

this thing with woman having moustaches is such a turn-on!

*strokes something other than a moustache reflectively*

this thing with woman having moustaches is such a turn-on!

*strokes something other than a moustache reflectively*

HAHHAHA lmfao (manstache lol)

Darn tootin!

MAN i wish i had a moustache. so i can stroke it reflectively. (:mp5: yay imma gorrilla!!) i think i may go to one of those places they sell stuff and buy a fake one. with the glasses. and the nose. yeah that kind. hmm... and i think that i should be able to genetically create a race of giant mutant mole people to defend my country from the evil united nation. cuz thatd be sweet as fu**. also we should put favorite quotes. and stuff. MY favorite quote is.... (drumroll please) "If violence isnt solving your problems, you're probably not using enough of it." and my favorite bands are primus, clutch, rancid, cradle of filth, Nofx, aaaaannnnd..... korn. yeah. that one. okay... i think thats it.
----ALL MIGHTY QUEEN DICTATOR OF ERESHKIGALIA----
Sassafrasss Betti Looo Poppersquatt Precilia-Jackson
(thats right. bow down.)

*bows down*

that is the most coolest thingy ever that I sawed today......you are my uberhero of hilarity for 3 hours. (at least)

If you've got a third eye hidden in your moustache then . . . Well, then, I have nothing to say to you, for obviously both you and I are the crazy person.
We're both the crazy person? So we are, in fact, one and the same person. This would explain...erm...not much really...

That is quite clearly a beard, and so it does not count. Taft's moustache, however, has the courage to stand on its own, and so it wins my total respect and loyalty. I would kill for that moustache, serve and march in its armies, and even be willing to accept the drastic plastic surgery required for me to bear its children.
I think you'll find it's a headless giant spider with six legs. Although there is definite a moustache in there, it's not all beard.

Ah, a thread worth responding to...

The Mustache... excellent. It's one of those great fuzzy things that I want other people to grow, so that I can have the mustache experience vicariously through them. I've had the mustache + goatee thing (A Van Dyke, apparently), but to just let the mustache sit out there all alone, naked to the world, is a brave thing.

I have a problem with my 'connectors' to be honest. That, and I play with the mustache hair far too often, and I find I get itchy and irritable. So, it's shaving every day for me! (Well, every other day... except on weekends... or when I forget... or want to grow facial hair...)

You get much better facial expressions if you stroke other peoples mustaches reflectivley. Especially from the owner of the mustache.

You get much better facial expressions if you stroke other peoples mustaches reflectivley. Especially from the owner of the mustache.

.... and her husband :p

stubble stroking is much better than moustachio tweaking as an expression of thoughtitude. cuz people don't have to be able to see you to know that you're thinking, they can hear you too - it's like cogs whirring except without the cogs, or the whirring, but you know what i mean.

We're both the crazy person? So we are, in fact, one and the same person. This would explain...erm...not much really...
I think it was supposed to be "you and I are the crazy persons", but it is also possible that I was making an argument for solipsism by claiming that we could both be only the figments of a deranged lunatic's imagination.
I could also have just been making a play for whimsy, but I can't really remember.
I think you'll find it's a headless giant spider with six legs. Although there is definite a moustache in there, it's not all beard.
No, once the moustache and beard grow into each other like that, they become one, and no longer does either possess the fierce nobility that came from their rugged independence.
A=A, and all that jazz.

Defeat Mother Brain! :eek:

MAN i wish i had a moustache. so i can stroke it reflectively. (:mp5: yay imma gorrilla!!) i think i may go to one of those places they sell stuff and buy a fake one. with the glasses. and the nose. yeah that kind. hmm... and i think that i should be able to genetically create a race of giant mutant mole people to defend my country from the evil united nation. cuz thatd be sweet as fu**. also we should put favorite quotes. and stuff. MY favorite quote is.... (drumroll please) "If violence isnt solving your problems, you're probably not using enough of it." and my favorite bands are primus, clutch, rancid, cradle of filth, Nofx, aaaaannnnd..... korn. yeah. that one. okay... i think thats it.
----ALL MIGHTY QUEEN DICTATOR OF ERESHKIGALIA----
Sassafrasss Betti Looo Poppersquatt Precilia-Jackson
(thats right. bow down.)
I shaved mine off last night.:(


This person should post again.*nods*