NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok, I am really tired so I thought I'd just come up with a topic that is fun and easy to do. It is simple. Find an issue and blame Clinton. It seems so many people are doing it. I guess I could blame Clinton for Foley doing what he did, by Clinton having sex with an intern I guess Foley thought it was ok if he did the same with a page. You see? Clintons fault! I invite anyone who wishes to continue blaming Clinton for whatever you wish. I'll just sit back and let my eyes glaze over....

It's Clinton's fault that circles are round.

That "is" no longer defined.

If politicians - and people in general - spent as much time addressing the issues as they did mud-slinging and playing the blame game, think of how much we could accomplish. :(

It Clinton's fault that the nation was out of debt for the first time in years. And it is his fault we are back in debt

It Clinton's fault I don't know what "is" means.

If politicians - and people in general - spent as much time addressing the issues as they did mud-slinging and playing the blame game, think of how much we could accomplish. :(

It's Clinton's fault Congo--Kinshasa won't play the game!

That "is" no longer defined.

Damn you beat me to it:mad: *angryfistshake*

I really gotta pee super bad right now. It's Clintons fault that I havent gotten up yet to relieve myself because I need to see more accusations about Clinton and if he wasnt such a bad person there wouldnt be any basis to blame everything on him so its all his fault. If Clinton had just oil wrestled with Osama Bin Laden when he had the chance he could have ended worldwide terrorism!!!!!!!!!!!! Clinton is such a jerk. Good thing we have Bush correcting all of Clintons mistakes, and with such grace too.

I was out of step for the second half of the opener of the marching band show... It's all Clinton's fault because he wrote the song and did the drill really weird!!! :mad:

And I got a problem wrong on my geometry quiz today... Damn it Clinton, why did you have to make geometry hard?! :mad:

My stereo is broken, the polls are retarded, LG won't sig me... It's all Clinton's fault!!! :upyours:


:D

It's Clinton's fault tha I have to pay taxes.
It's Clinton's fault tha stubbed my toe.
It's Clinton's fault tha people are fat.
It's Clinton's fault tha ice is cold.
It's Clinton's fault tha fire burns.
It's Clinton's fault tha I've mis-spelled "that" 6 times in this post.
It's Clinton's fault that beans make people fart.
It's Clinton's fault that the sky is blue.
It's Clinton's fault that Utracia started this thread.

It is Clinton's fault that I have "In the End" stuck in my head, because he personally found the DJ's of every radio station on the FM band (yes, even the C&W ones) and shoved a copy of Hybrid Theory and my listening schedule into their hands.
It is also Clinton's fault that I have a Psych Midterm tommorrow because my proffessor almost certainly consulted the former president on what his exam schedule should be.

It's Clinton's fault that Futurama isn't being produced any more.

It's Clinton's fault that Utracia started this thread.

I suppose the thread is his fault. :)

And if he was never president then he couldn't be blamed for everything that goes wrong so... it IS all his fault! :eek: :p

It's Clinton's fault Michael J. Fox has parkinson's!

Ok, I am really tired so I thought I'd just come up with a topic that is fun and easy to do. It is simple. Find an issue and blame Clinton. It seems so many people are doing it. I guess I could blame Clinton for Foley doing what he did, by Clinton having sex with an intern I guess Foley thought it was ok if he did the same with a page. You see? Clintons fault! I invite anyone who wishes to continue blaming Clinton for whatever you wish. I'll just sit back and let my eyes glaze over....

Its Clintons fault that the quality of blow jobs has gotten so good that regular sex seems like work .

Wait! Everything named in this thread-and more-has already been blamed on President Bush.

It cant be! :p

Bush is Clinton's fault.

It's Clinton's fault Congo--Kinshasa won't play the game!

It is! Damn him! :p

Wait! Everything named in this thread-and more-has already been blamed on President Bush.

It cant be! :p


I'll bet Bush never had a blow job..though he is the guy in the world that really needs one ....maybe Lewinski is available ?

Wait! Everything named in this thread-and more-has already been blamed on President Bush.

It cant be! :p

*whispers*it's a conspiracy between the Bush and Clinton families- if we blame everything on both then Bush can successfully give the signal to Foley to go to McCullay Caulkin to tell Dick Cheney to remind Hillary to win the 08 election and nuke Hawaii!

:eek: But you didn't hear it from me >.> <.<

I'll bet Bush never had a blow job..though he is the guy in the world that really needs one ....maybe Lewinski is available ?

I'm betting he has- its just that we'll never have to live through congressional hearings about it.

Lets not pretend Clinton is some type of hero because a young,fat intern sucked his dick in the White House.

The one guy in the world that really needs a blowjob is Hillary Clinton.

I'm betting he has- its just that we'll never have to live through congressional hearings about it.

Nope, he is only trying to destroy any sense of the word "freedom" in this country and the Constitution and Bill of Rights as well.

Clinton now got a BJ from some ugly girl and lied about it. Clearly what he did was worse.

The one guy in the world that really needs a blowjob is Hillary Clinton. :eek:

It's Clinton's fault that the Iraq war happened, if he had just filled those Cruise missiles with Nukes back when he was bombing them in 97 we wouldn't have this problem!

Nope, he is only trying to destroy any sense of the word "freedom" in this country and the Constitution and Bill of Rights as well.

Clinton now got a BJ from some ugly girl and lied about it. Clearly what he did was worse.

Would that were true- We could have all the ones chanting that mindless mantra locked up and forgotten about.

Clinton's list of crimes against this country and its people is a little more extensive- The Lewinski Cigar and Blowjob show is merely the load on the dress.

It's Clinton's fault Michael J. Fox doesn't have parkinson's, but just fakes it!

Fixed.

It's Clinton's fault that gay people want to get married (and that they can't).
It's Clinton's fault the Dow went over 12,000.
Al Gore is Clinton's fault, and by extension, the Internet.
Pictures of Linda Tripp in the newspaper and on TV are his fault.
Kenneth Starr is Clinton's fault.
It's Clinton's fault that the word "Bubba" hasn't faded from American English.
Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are definitely Clinton's fault.

Would that were true- We could have all the ones chanting that mindless mantra locked up and forgotten about.

Clinton's list of crimes against this country and its people is a little more extensive- The Lewinski Cigar and Blowjob show is merely the load on the dress.

Well it is every presidents job to do something illegal. It wouldn't be America if some scandal involving the president didn't emerge. Still, I feel pretty confident that our current president is in a league of his own when it comes to illegal activity.

Well it is every presidents job to do something illegal. It wouldn't be America if some scandal involving the president didn't emerge. Still, I feel pretty confident that our current president is in a league of his own when it comes to illegal activity.

See- I just dont agree.

Well it is every presidents job to do something illegal. It wouldn't be America if some scandal involving the president didn't emerge. Still, I feel pretty confident that our current president is in a league of his own when it comes to illegal activity.

Didn't you read the signing statement that says it's okay for him to do illegal things?

Didn't you read the signing statement that says it's okay for him to do illegal things?

I did read that Bush can not be tried for any war crimes he may commit. So I guess I did read something like that. :(

See- I just dont agree.

I find that pretty difficult to grasp. Given all the crap that Bush has been pulling, other presidents illegal activities don't really come close.

But then everything Bush has done is to correct some mistake that Clinton made...

*shakes head in disgust*

Ok, I am really tired so I thought I'd just come up with a topic that is fun and easy to do. It is simple. Find an issue and blame Clinton. It seems so many people are doing it. I guess I could blame Clinton for Foley doing what he did, by Clinton having sex with an intern I guess Foley thought it was ok if he did the same with a page. You see? Clintons fault! I invite anyone who wishes to continue blaming Clinton for whatever you wish. I'll just sit back and let my eyes glaze over....
I think it is Clinton's fault allowing people from Cincinnati to post on the Internet (he should've got Gore to shut them down), especially a Red Sox fan living in Cincinnati. :p

I think it is Clinton's fault allowing people from Cincinnati to post on the Internet (he should've got Gore to shut them down), especially a Red Sox fan living in Cincinnati. :p

It's Clinton's fault for my parents moving me out to this stinkburg. Clinton used some kind of mind control device to bring me to this country loving hell. Damn Clinton. He brought me away from my Red Sox. All I get now are Reds games. :(

It's Clinton's fault that the Jolt forums are so slow.

Chuck Norris is Clinton's fault.

It's Clinton's fault for my parents moving me out to this stinkburg. Clinton used some kind of mind control device to bring me to this country loving hell. Damn Clinton. He brought me away from my Red Sox. All I get now are Reds games. :(
Your theory is insane, Clinton doesn't have a mind control device. What he does have, however, is a time machine, which he used to travel back to 1795 so that he could preside over the signing of the Treaty of Greenville, without which Ohio wouldn't be part of the US, and so you would never have been able to move their.

Its Clintons fault Im not as witty as some other people.

It's Clinton's fault that circles are round.

Here's a Clintonian circle for you:

http://www.workingforchange.com/webgraphics/WFC/TMW09-20-06.jpg

Your theory is insane, Clinton doesn't have a mind control device. What he does have, however, is a time machine, which he used to travel back to 1795 so that he could preside over the signing of the Treaty of Greenville, without which Ohio wouldn't be part of the US, and so you would never have been able to move their.

Then he probably convinced the Sox to sell Babe Ruth as well to screw over the team for 86 years. Clinton obviously hates the Red Sox and brought me out here to crush my spirit.

Here's a Clintonian circle for you:

http://www.workingforchange.com/webgraphics/WFC/TMW09-20-06.jpg

Amazing! I love it! :D

Here's a Clintonian circle for you:

http://www.workingforchange.com/webgraphics/WFC/TMW09-20-06.jpg
I could point out that the penguin is simply attempting to deflect blame from the Clinton Admin by utilizing circular logic and blaming the Republican congress.
But that might also have been the point, because penguins suck.

The holocaust occured because of Clinton.

France invaded Japan and kidnapped Godzilla because they ran out of Mimes and Gerry Lewis movies . Because Clinton said he was selling cigars on E bay and they wanted to raise money .

klintoon's fault for blue dress stains

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It's Clinton's fault for my parents moving me out to this stinkburg. Clinton used some kind of mind control device to bring me to this country loving hell. Damn Clinton. He brought me away from my Red Sox. All I get now are Reds games. :(

Hey, I like Cincinnati!

It's a hell of a lot better and a lot more exciting than dumpy Northeast Ohio. Plus, Cincinnati's economy actually grows which means more stores and more jobs. You've also got better weather than us.

Its Clinton's fault that my Humanities grade plummeted.

Wait! Everything named in this thread-and more-has already been blamed on President Bush.

It cant be! :p
That's Clinton's fault.
See- I just dont agree.
Clinton strikes again! Is there nothing this Clinton chap will stop at?
Didn't you read the signing statement that says it's okay for him to do illegal things?
Nope, but it's not my fault....it's Clinton's.

Chuck Norris is Clinton's fault.
Clinton, how could you, you evil bastard?!

I could point out that the penguin is simply attempting to deflect blame from the Clinton Admin by utilizing circular logic and blaming the Republican congress.
But that might also have been the point, because penguins suck.
Yeah, but only 'cause Clinton made them...Monica's not around 24/7 you know.

It's also Clinton's fault that Ann Coulter is a bitch and Micheal Moore is 'over-sized'. The Dixie Chicks and Celine Deon, look no further than Clinton. It's Clinton's fault chocolate is fattening, and brussel sprouts are healthy.

Every time my garden gets nearly dry enough to start planting it rains; obviously Clinton's handy-work again.

Clinton is also responsible for every single typo I've ever made....and all the one's I'll make in the future too...as for the deforrestation of the Amazon we need look no further than Clinton. Also my telecommunications provider sux, I know Clintons' involved somehow, and the fact that I cant quite figure out how, is also Clinton's fault.

I almost forgot, it's Clinton's fault Madonna is trying to adopt David, and it's Clinton's fault people dont want her to.

It's Clinton's fault that Futurama isn't being produced any more.

Well, that's just silly. It's clearly Al Gore's fault, because the show only went downhill after he was on it with Gygax and Hawking.

OTOH, he wouldn't have gotten those parts (both himself and the Head of Himself) on Futurama if he hadn't been Clinton's Vice President...

So you're right! It was Clinton's fault. My bad.

Hey, I like Cincinnati!

It's a hell of a lot better and a lot more exciting than dumpy Northeast Ohio. Plus, Cincinnati's economy actually grows which means more stores and more jobs. You've also got better weather than us.

Well, I'll never forgive them for outbidding New York on Spiderman 3. Spiderman can't live in Cincinnati! He's "the Amazing Spiderman," not the "Not Quite As Good As Superman, But Still Pretty Impressive In His Own Right Spiderman."

Clinton didn't do enough to win Ohio for the Democrats, subjecting it to Republican mismanagement reducing Cinncinati to accept lower bids than it otherwise might have, luring studio executives away from filming Spiderman 3 in New York as God intended. Damn you Clinton. *Shakes Fist*

Clinton's a wonderful man. Thanks to him, an openly fascist, totalitarian arch-criminal didn't become president in 1996.

It's Clinton's fault Paul McCartney is getting divorced, and that his (soon to be X) wife is short a leg.

A lot of people blame the paparazzi for Lady Dianna's death, other's blame drunk driving...WRONG, it was so obviously Clinton!

It is Clinton's fault that Quebec wants to separate.

HIV, 9/11, the death of christ, pearl harbor

klintoon's fault for blue dress stains

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It's Clinton fault some idiots can never have enough sniper smileys in their posts.

It's Clinton's fault that I'm wasting valuable time reading and posting in this thread instead doing actual work.

Clinton's a wonderful man. Thanks to him, an openly fascist, totalitarian arch-criminal didn't become president in 1996.

Its Clintons fault BOB DOLE takes VIAGRA !

It's Clinton's fault that everything is Clinton's fault. :)

Whats this about 'is'?

Anyway - you know when people cut you up on the motorway? I blame Clinton.

Its Clintons fault I had to see Monica Lewinsky nekkid.

Its Clintons fault I had to see Monica Lewinsky nekkid.

Wow-I wasnt aware of that event. DId she pose naked somewhere?

I'm glad to say its probably Clinton's fault I DIDNT have to see that.

I'll give him some credit.

Its Clintons fault BOB DOLE takes VIAGRA !

It is Clinton's fault for driving Bob Dole into that kind of insecurity. ;)

It is also Clinton's fault for corrupting our youth and giving them a pathetic excuse when getting caught:

"Aw, mom, dad, the president did it, why can't I?"

:rolleyes: :D

That rainout of the World Series last night? Clinton's fault.

Bob Saget getting a game show? We all know Clinton was behind that.

My left arm getting tendonitis? Of course it's all Clinton; who else would it be?

Now I need a beer...and I can't get one here at work, which is all Clinton's fault, and I can't stand the taste of beer anyway, which is plainly all Clinton's fault. The fact that I need a beer is Clinton's fault, too.

It's Clinton's fault that Stephen Colbert lost the grammy to Barry Manilow.

HIV, 9/11, the death of christ, pearl harbor

..... Cancer, racism, The Holocaust (OMG GODWINNED1!!!!1!!), the cold I just picked up....

All of them had that bastard Clinton's name written all over them.