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Protesting another military funeral. A friend at work showed me the flyer our good buddy Phelps is passing out. I think I might show up.

Protesting another military funeral. A friend at work showed me the flyer our good buddy Phelps is passing out. I think I might show up.

I would go check it out
It may make me sick to my stomach but it will be a specticle

Whatever you do, DON'T SCARE PHELPS AWAY.

He's his own worst enemy. He makes superstitious homophobes look worse than anything their opponents could ever say. Let him yell as loud as he wants...he's doing our work for us!

If you do, be sure to carry a sign saying, "Fred Phelps muscular buttocks turned me gay!"

Will you be attending a counter-protest?

Will you be attending a counter-protest?

The Patriot Riders are supposed to be there. I'ld go to support them.

I think I'd get too pissed off to go. Or start yelling or something.

Definitely go, and call all the local media and insist they be there, too. They probably will be, but one more voice from the public doesn't hurt.

I think that a good way to ridicule Freddie would simply be to laugh uproariously. No need for slogans and sign-waving or anything, just band together some friends and rope in onlookers to drown out anything his club says with laughter and comments like "I love this guy!". I'd pay to see that.

The smug comment "Fred Phelps tight lil' butt turned me gay" is always a winner.

Hopefully a lot of people will show up and drown out that idiot and his gang.

And hopefully the media won't give him another forum. His 15 minutes were up about three years ago.

The smug comment "Fred Phelps tight lil' butt turned me gay" is always a winner.

I also support a sign that says "Fred Phelps tight lil' butt turned me gay." Also make sure that gay is either in purple or pink!

Hopefully a lot of people will show up and drown out that idiot and his gang.

And hopefully the media won't give him another forum. His 15 minutes were up about three years ago.

Not to worry. Sooner or later some marginally insane guy will take him out (likely a coup within his own organization). After that, I doubt his "Church" will last more than a few years - his sort of cult of personality rarely survives the death of the revered one.

Not to worry. Sooner or later some marginally insane guy will take him out (likely a coup within his own organization). After that, I doubt his "Church" will last more than a few years - his sort of cult of personality rarely survives the death of the revered one.

I've heard he wears a bullet proof vest everywhere. Hopefully the marginally insane guy knows this and owns a rifle.

If you do, be sure to carry a sign saying, "Fred Phelps muscular buttocks turned me gay!"


Also carry a signs that says
Fred Phelps: I hate gays but I love molesting and beating my children!!!
Fred Phelps: I'm an meth addicted pariah who has had his bar licence revoked!

Wow, all these ideas make my idea for a Fred Phelps sign look tame...all I would do is carry a sign that says, "I like Fred Phelps; he's silly."

Not to worry. Sooner or later some marginally insane guy will take him out (likely a coup within his own organization). After that, I doubt his "Church" will last more than a few years - his sort of cult of personality rarely survives the death of the revered one.

I've heard he wears a bullet proof vest everywhere. Hopefully the marginally insane guy knows this and owns a rifle.

Goodness, no! We don't need Fred Phelps turned into a martyr! I hope he has the best health insurance money can buy, eats healthy, gets lots of exercise (well, we know he does that, given the marching in front of funerals). I want him to live a long, long time as the poster boy for wing-nut religious bigots.

Goodness, no! We don't need Fred Phelps turned into a martyr! I hope he has the best health insurance money can buy, eats healthy, gets lots of exercise (well, we know he does that, given the marching in front of funerals). I want him to live a long, long time as the poster boy for wing-nut religious bigots.

And when he finally does kick off, the Westboro Baptist Church should picket his funeral.

And when he finally does kick off, the Westboro Baptist Church should picket his funeral.

;) They probably will, just from force of habit.

;) They probably will, just from force of habit.

And the only news outlet that will cover it is The Onion.

And the only news outlet that will cover it is The Onion.

Maybe the obits in the other papers will have to describe him and the WBC in detail because they'll have been forgotten by then. He was born in 1929, so with the proper care, he has years ahead of him.

Maybe the obits in the other papers will have to describe him and the WBC in detail because they'll have been forgotten by then. He was born in 1929, so with the proper care, he has years ahead of him.

Question? Does "proper care" include chainsaws?

If someone were to shoot Phelps would he be charged with a crime or given a parade and the key to the city ?

Just wondering......

Question? Does "proper care" include chainsaws?

Have to be careful, he might be like a flatworm, if you chop him up we'll just have that many more little Phelpses running around.

Did you know that he's actually registered as a Democrat in Topeka? And he was disbarred in 1979?

A formal complaint was filed against Fred W. Phelps, Sr. on November 8, 1977 by the Kansas State Board of Law Examiners for his conduct during a lawsuit against a court reporter named Carolene Brady. Brady had failed to have a court transcript ready for Phelps on the day he asked for it; though it did not affect the outcome of the case for which Phelps had requested the transcript, Phelps still requested $22,000 in damages from her. In the ensuing trial, Phelps called Brady to the stand, declared her a hostile witness, and then cross-examined her for nearly a week, during which he accused her of being a "slut," tried to introduce testimony from former boyfriends whom Phelps wanted to subpoena, and accused her of a variety of perverse sexual acts, ultimately reducing her to tears on the stand. Phelps lost the case; according to the Kansas Supreme Court:

The trial became an exhibition of a personal vendetta by Phelps against Carolene Brady. His examination was replete with repetition, badgering, innuendo, belligerence, irrelevant and immaterial matter, evidencing only a desire to hurt and destroy the defendant. The jury verdict didn't stop the onslaught of Phelps. He was not satisfied with the hurt, pain, and damage he had visited on Carolene Brady.

In an appeal, Phelps prepared affidavits swearing to the court that he had eight witnesses whose testimony would convince the court to rule in his favor. Brady, in turn, obtained sworn, signed affidavits from the eight people in question, all of whom said that Phelps had never contacted them and that they had no reason to testify against Brady; Phelps had committed perjury.

On July 20, 1979, Fred Phelps was permanently disbarred from practicing law in the state of Kansas.

If someone were to shoot Phelps would he be charged with a crime or given a parade and the key to the city ?

Just wondering......

I would think both. But I doubt a Jury would convict. Citizens arrest or something.

Seriously make a bunch of signs and plant them in the ground with

"Religious Nuts ahead" Then put those signs near where they are protesting.

Then do gay signs and put them on something, a trash can or the like, if he tries to yell at the 'guy' with the sign he'll find an inaminate object holding it.

If someone were to shoot Phelps would he be charged with a crime or given a parade and the key to the city ?

Just wondering......


No way would you want him to become a martyr. That troll needs to confined to his home and permantly banned from the internet. I hope he spends the last years of his life lonely and scared cause when he dies he's gonna spend a long time in the hell realm.

I've heard he wears a bullet proof vest everywhere. Hopefully the marginally insane guy knows this and owns a rifle.

Nah, he doesn't deserve death just for being a assclown. How about just taking him out back and beating him senceless? It works on the KKK!

If you do, be sure to carry a sign saying, "Fred Phelps muscular buttocks turned me gay!"

And don't forget photos!

I also support a sign that says "Fred Phelps tight lil' butt turned me gay." Also make sure that gay is either in purple or pink!

Aye, and make sure that it's totally "FAAAABULOOUUUUUUUSSSSS!"

Seriously? Don't go.

Encourage others not to go.

Phelps is like every other attention-whoring lunatic, ignore the bastard long enough and he'll dissapear.

I'm just happy he's from Kansas. It makes my home state of Texas look civilized in contrast.

I'm just happy he's from Kansas. It makes my home state of Texas look civilized in contrast.

And who ever thought that would happen? :p

And who ever thought that would happen? :pYes, it's hard to do that. Thank you Rev. Phelps.

If I had the power of Photoshop Competence, I would make a big picture of God from Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel painting touching Fred Phelps' crotch with the caption, "Touched by God". :D

Throw a pie at him. A custard pie.

If I had the power of Photoshop Competence, I would make a big picture of God from Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel painting touching Fred Phelps' crotch with the caption, "Touched by God". :Dnah, that would rile those christians who are already against Phelps...


now a photoshop of Phelps as God touching Adam's crotch...
:p

If I had the power of Photoshop Competence, I would make a big picture of God from Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel painting touching Fred Phelps' crotch with the caption, "Touched by God". :D



I just gave my son a new job...as soon as it is done I will upload to photo bucket...

Then we have to find a way to get to him !

AWSOME IDEA !!!

you have lived up to your name admirably !!!

nah, that would rile those christians who are already against Phelps...


now a photoshop of Phelps as God touching Adam's crotch...
:p

YAY! :D

Goodness, no! We don't need Fred Phelps turned into a martyr! I hope he has the best health insurance money can buy, eats healthy, gets lots of exercise (well, we know he does that, given the marching in front of funerals). I want him to live a long, long time as the poster boy for wing-nut religious bigots.

I think he would make a very nice martyr . And considering his beliefs a well deserved one.

satan can always use a new disciple .

Plan B was a picture of Fred Phelps in a grass skirt with a bone through his nose throwing screaming gays into a volcano. :)

Plan B was a picture of Fred Phelps in a grass skirt with a bone through his nose throwing screaming gays into a volcano. :)

... only if you make the front of his grass skirt... buldge out. :D

My son is going to be very busy....hope he still thinks I am somewhat sane...:rolleyes: But if he wants driving lessons I want Photo shop !!!

Allright as soon as the lazy bum gets out of bed....:eek: ( kids today are a waste ) ...:p

He's on it...now can I get a mod to tell me if linking to such funny pictures will get me in trouble ?

I'm gonna do the Adam one

and the Sistine chappel

If I can find the source material.... (looking as we speak..or type) .

Fred standing in the right position is not easy....I may have to paste his head on something...:D


Guy seems to not even have a crotch in most of the photo's I can get....

I'll be back..

My son is going to be very busy....hope he still thinks I am somewhat sane...:rolleyes: But if he wants driving lessons I want Photo shop !!!

Sanity is way overrated. Especially when dealing with kids. :)

Sanity is way overrated. Especially when dealing with kids. :)


I need help finding a photo that shows Fred having a crotch to be pointed at ...Or its going to be hard finding a body to paste his head on that looks close...not impossible but a bit more difficult...
That and the ethical question of doing that to someone even in jest..I know of no one evil enough to deserve it.

He must think think the snipers have a different " head " shot in mind ...:D


While I was looking.....:D

http://images.indymedia.org/imc/richmond/image/2/phelps_1.JPG


http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/fredphelps_1.jpg


http://www.satanlovesfredphelps.com/

Not for anything I must wash my brain out with bleach from being exposed to this shit !

This guy is crazier than I ever thought !

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/michael_haggerty/expose3.htm#CHAPTER%20TWO


http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/michael_haggerty/expose3.htm


http://www.satanlovesfredphelps.com/

I gotta go I'm supposed to be doing research on Rick Santorum and his record of fuck ups....

Cripes after this it will be refreshing...I never thought I would ever say that .

I need help finding a photo that shows Fred having a crotch to be pointed at ...Or its going to be hard finding a body to paste his head on that looks close...not impossible but a bit more difficult...
That and the ethical question of doing that to someone even in jest..I know of no one evil enough to deserve it.

He must think think the snipers have a different " head " shot in mind ...:D


While I was looking.....:D

http://images.indymedia.org/imc/richmond/image/2/phelps_1.JPG


http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/fredphelps_1.jpg


http://www.satanlovesfredphelps.com/

These make me happy. :)

That is genius! :D
But you broke the page!
Hey, where'd it go?

That is genius! :D
But you broke the page!
Hey, where'd it go?



lets try this again..

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r106/ledhed215/fredphelps.jpg

lets try this again..

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r106/ledhed215/fredphelps.jpg

Thats the bunny!