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Pedo deer

Drunk commies deleted
24-10-2006, 15:35
A seventh grader was chased down and licked by a deer at a cross-country running event. The coaches said that the deer was using him as a "human salt lick". I think maybe the deer is related to Mark Foley.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2599099
Kryozerkia
24-10-2006, 15:36
Mmmmm... salt lick...
Lunatic Goofballs
24-10-2006, 15:39
YAY! :D

That is absolutely classic!
Kanabia
24-10-2006, 15:41
Hahahaha!
Rhaomi
24-10-2006, 15:43
http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/abc_gma_deer_061023_sp.jpg

Priceless... :p
I V Stalin
24-10-2006, 15:51
I thought the title said 'Pint of beer'...

Not sure what that thread would be about.
Demented Hamsters
24-10-2006, 16:01
Anyone watch the other vid about a guy who slipped over just as he got to the finish line of a marathon?
I know I shouldn't laugh, but....:p :p :p
PsychoticDan
24-10-2006, 16:01
Human salt lick my ass. That deer was trying to fuck him.
Demented Hamsters
24-10-2006, 16:02
Human salt lick my ass. That deer was trying to fuck him.
Prob trying to get his own back after what us humans did to Bambi's mum. I bet they've never forgiven us for that.
Risottia
24-10-2006, 16:04
a friend of mine, when we were small kids, got PEED on by a llama a the zoo... yeech!
Clandonia Prime
24-10-2006, 16:07
My cousins dog likes licking peoples feet, I remember in Toronto this year the hot week in July he loved licking peoples feet if you had no socks on to get the sweat.

Animals are weird sometimes.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-10-2006, 16:14
Human salt lick my ass. That deer was trying to fuck him.

That would have been a funny story too, but I doubt ABC news would've reported it. :)
Demented Hamsters
24-10-2006, 16:27
My cousins dog likes licking peoples feet, I remember in Toronto this year the hot week in July he loved licking peoples feet if you had no socks on to get the sweat.

Animals are weird sometimes.
My cat I used to have back in NZ loved to snuggle up to me and lick my armpits. She would purr happily whilst doing so. Why it made her so happy I've no idea. It used to tickle me no end.
Harlesburg
25-10-2006, 09:28
My cat I used to have back in NZ loved to snuggle up to me and lick my armpits. She would purr happily whilst doing so. Why it made her so happy I've no idea. It used to tickle me no end.
And at what point did your cat discover this?
Congo--Kinshasa
25-10-2006, 09:38
Animals never cease to amaze or amuse. :D
LiberationFrequency
25-10-2006, 12:11
I feel sorry for him, that kids nickname for the rest of his life is going to be "salt lick"
Ifreann
25-10-2006, 12:15
Look at what he's wearing, that kid was asking to be licked ;)