NationStates Jolt Archive

If you ride the trains in England be on the lookout for an antisocial gentleman who's been illegally defecating in the train compartments.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,1929486,00.html

This is really disgusting. It may seem funny to this weirdo to take a dump in public, but in a train car not only are people forced to smell it, some unlucky and inattentive person may step in or sit in it. I hope they catch this guy and Krazy Glue his sphincter shut.

I saw this yesterday. Absolutely disgusting man. I hope they catch him as quickly as possible.

When I read the title, I thought it was something else entirely...

Talk about a no-shock factor title and a mind-blowing revelation.

:eek:
As if it wasn't bad enough to have to sit in overcrowded trains next to people who've yet to be told about the invention of soap and deodorant... that's absolutely disgusting.
If that guy loves faeces so much, put him to work at the local sewage works.

Speaking of disgusting, a woman on the ferry tonight started eating stinky tofu.
If you've never smelt stinky tofu, I can only describe the stench as month-old road kill.
And no, I'm not hyperboling here, either.
It is truly the most disgusting stink imaginable for something supposedly edible. Worse than ripe gorgonzola by a huge magnitude.

I caught her looking around too and I'm adamant she only did it to get off nauseating everyone else on the ferry. No-one could be that ignorant that they wouldn't realise how horrific opening this 'food' stuff would be in an enclosed space.

sick sick sick.

I'm the one who spots the empty seat, barges through the carriage to get it and smugly sits down, only to realise it was empty due to the contents of the neighbouring tramps bladder all over the seat

Gotta love the London Underground

I'm the one who spots the empty seat, barges through the carriage to get it and smugly sits down, only to realise it was empty due to the contents of the neighbouring tramps bladder all over the seat

Gotta love the London Underground
And this is why I always stand up when on the Tube.

Why is it that the smell of fresh tramp seems to stay with you for the rest of the day?

And this is why I always stand up when on the Tube.

I'll always sit if I can - it's much more comfortable. I had to stand on Friday when coming home and was so jammed in I literally could not move an inch. It's generally like that in the morning, as well.

I'll always sit if I can - it's much more comfortable. I had to stand on Friday when coming home and was so jammed in I literally could not move an inch. It's generally like that in the morning, as well.
I don't really care. It's not as if I ever go on a long journey on the Tube. I don't even mind standing on the train from Liverpool St. to Chelmsford, though I think I would on the train up to or down from Leicester.

I'm a conductor with south eastern railways and I can't say I've heard of this before. Seen quite a few people having sex on the train late at night but never taking a dump............

I'm a conductor with south eastern railways and I can't say I've heard of this before. Seen quite a few people having sex on the train late at night but never taking a dump............

Which line do you work on?

*Bizarre realisation we might have met*

Which line do you work on?

*Bizarre realisation we might have met*

Ramsgate - London Victoria
Dover - London Victoria

You better not be one of those miserable sods who moans when I wake you up to see your ticket;)

Ramsgate - London Victoria
Dover - London Victoria

You better not be one of those miserable sods who moans when I wake you up to see your ticket;)

:eek:

*Hides*

I use that line pretty much everyday...

:eek:

*Hides*

I use that line pretty much everyday...

Next time someone with a vague resemblance to Ade Edmonson asks for your ticket, at least be awake. I have to be at that time in the morning I don't see why the rest of the world should get to sleep......rant rant rant :D

Next time someone with a vague resemblance to Ade Edmonson asks for your ticket, at least be awake. I have to be at that time in the morning I don't see why the rest of the world should get to sleep......rant rant rant :D
:p I'm always awake, although I don't have to be in early in the morning every day. I did have a fat guy snoring next to me the other day though. :p

Besides, the early morning rush hour is preferable to the evening one. At least people are quiet in the morning, rather than talking endlessly on their phones.

:p I'm always awake, although I don't have to be in early in the morning every day. I did have a fat guy snoring next to me the other day though. :p

Besides, the early morning rush hour is preferable to the evening one. At least people are quiet in the morning, rather than talking endlessly on their phones.

I love it when my Russian girlfriend calls me when I'm checking tickets. Because of my job all the city types think I'm thick, so I love it when I pull out my phone and start speaking another language. Some of them look so shocked they could be having a heart attack!

It's part of human nature. When we invent teleportation, someone will undoubtedly poop on the teleporter pads. :(

I love it when my Russian girlfriend calls me when I'm checking tickets. Because of my job all the city types think I'm thick, so I love it when I pull out my phone and start speaking another language. Some of them look so shocked they could be having a heart attack!

I hate it when people are snobby about other people's jobs. You see it all the time - people treating waitresses or shopkeepers like crap. I always end up thinking 'you might have the cash, but I'd rather have the social skills and friends.'

It's part of human nature. When we invent teleportation, someone will undoubtedly poop on the teleporter pads. :(
And someone will undoubtedly use the teleporter to hit people with mud or other sticky substances...:p

And someone will undoubtedly use the teleporter to hit people with mud or other sticky substances...:p

I'm already working on it.

:eek: ..um...I mean...

Undoubtedly. :)

It's part of human nature. When we invent teleportation, someone will undoubtedly poop on the teleporter pads. :(

Then someone won't notice the poop and use the teleporter which will combine him with the poop and make him look like what Kelly LeBrock turned the asshole brother into in Weird Science.

http://i13.tinypic.com/4dcgzvd.jpg

Then someone won't notice the poop and use the teleporter which will combine him with the poop and make him look like what Kelly LeBrock turned the asshole brother into in Weird Science.

http://i13.tinypic.com/4dcgzvd.jpg

More like this I think










http://www.dogma-movie.com/pics/strip/images/golgothan.jpg

More like this I think










http://www.dogma-movie.com/pics/strip/images/golgothan.jpg

OK. I'll go along with that.

BTW when was this in the newspaper? I only finished an hour ago, I'm surprised it hasn't been plastered all over my staff room notice board yet, things like that normally are.

*edit*

the article, not the shit