NationStates Jolt Archive


Jolty Jolt!

Andaluciae
23-10-2006, 14:37
Haven't the forums been amazing for the last few days?
New Naliitr
23-10-2006, 14:41
Woo hoo! Everythin's DEAD!
New Naliitr
23-10-2006, 14:46
Woo hoo! Everythin's DEAD!
Andaluciae
23-10-2006, 14:50
I don't even need to paste a message.
Ultraextreme Sanity
23-10-2006, 14:56
Joly has been screwed up all weekend
Daemonocracy
23-10-2006, 14:58
Is It Alive?
Pure Metal
23-10-2006, 16:14
the forums?

nah.... dead
Rhaomi
23-10-2006, 16:17
*cue Hallelujah Chorus*
Cabra West
23-10-2006, 16:18
*careful optimism... *
Ifreann
23-10-2006, 16:20
*prepares for relocation to new forum*
Gravlen
23-10-2006, 16:21
Well, the spam seems to work... :)
Monkeypimp
23-10-2006, 16:22
Bring back the old forums!
Erastide
23-10-2006, 16:26
Just a brief, cautionary note. Anyone that starts having conversations via thread titles faces some severe consequences. If Jolt isn't working, don't do even more to screw with it. :rolleyes:
Muravyets
23-10-2006, 16:26
It's a good thing we're all just wasting time here. Imagine if we'd been having serious discussions that might have led to something. We'd be pissed off then.
Gravlen
23-10-2006, 16:29
*prepares for relocation to new forum*

Pfft! It's just a monthly hiccup *Hiccups*
Pure Metal
23-10-2006, 16:36
jolt's been shitty for about 3 days, and iffy for a month or so for me

edit: but bollocks if i'm leaving this forum :fluffle:
Daistallia 2104
23-10-2006, 16:43
*prepares for relocation to new forum*

I'm looking as well....

Bring back the old forums!

Indeed.

jolt's been shitty for about 3 days, and iffy for a month or so for me

It's been down hard for the past 2 1/2 days here, and shitty for much longer. Iffy has been the MO for at least the last year...

edit: but bollocks if i'm leaving this forum :fluffle:

It's not so much a matter of any of us leaving the forum as it is a matter of jolt's killing it.
The Waaaagh
23-10-2006, 16:45
I was on the old forums once...
They were slower than Jolt, but at least they didnt go down for days at a time :P
I V Stalin
23-10-2006, 16:47
edit: but bollocks if i'm leaving this forum :fluffle:
Not that you'd have a choice. We'd drag you back whether you liked it or not. ;)
Vetalia
23-10-2006, 16:49
Shitty OSU wireless connection+Jolty Jolt=:mad:
Texan Hotrodders
23-10-2006, 16:51
It's not so much a matter of any of us leaving the forum as it is a matter of jolt's killing it.

Actually, from where I stand the NS forums have been killing Jolt, and Jolt's just returning the favor with interest. :(
Daistallia 2104
23-10-2006, 16:53
I was on the old forums once...
They were slower than Jolt, but at least they didnt go down for days at a time :P

Indeed. To many of the old school posters have the mantra "the old server was worse!" stamped on their blinders. In the last year Jolt's gone on multi-day crashes 3 times. Thats three more than the old server ever did.
Pure Metal
23-10-2006, 16:54
Not that you'd have a choice. We'd drag you back whether you liked it or not. ;)

*gets kinda scared* :p







*hides behind sofa*
Texan Hotrodders
23-10-2006, 16:58
Indeed. To many of the old school posters have the mantra "the old server was worse!" stamped on their blinders. In the last year Jolt's gone on multi-day crashes 3 times. Thats three more than the old server ever did.

Actually, at this point I'd say Jolt is in a very close race with the old server, and looks to start pulling ahead if we have more outages like this weekend's.
Turquoise Days
23-10-2006, 19:36
Eh it only seemed like it was down for a day or so. Ah well, they must have bought a new hamster.
Dobbsworld
23-10-2006, 19:40
Will my post get posted this time?

*crosses fingers, hits 'submit reply'*

Edit: Wow! It worked!
Romanar
23-10-2006, 19:43
Eh it only seemed like it was down for a day or so. Ah well, they must have bought a new hamster.

*Sniff* Nope, smells like the old hamster. The one that died. :(
Turquoise Days
23-10-2006, 19:52
*Sniff* Nope, smells like the old hamster. The one that died. :(

That's what I mean, it's working now so they must have binned the old one.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/Anabasis/hamster.jpg
Romanar
23-10-2006, 19:58
That's what I mean, it's working now so they must have binned the old one.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/Anabasis/hamster.jpg

Yeah, apparently they got that one just before my post, because just before that, it was still borken.
Harlesburg
24-10-2006, 08:16
Indeed
Posi
24-10-2006, 08:20
Just a brief, cautionary note. Anyone that starts having conversations via thread titles faces some severe consequences. If Jolt isn't working, don't do even more to screw with it. :rolleyes:
You could haveat least letme get the last post last time.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-10-2006, 08:28
*walks out on stage making the "oh, stop applauding me" gesture*

"Hello everyone, hello.
I gotta tell ya, the forums have been pretty gay lately."


"HOW GAY WERE THEY?"


"They were so gay, Christopher Lowell called them screaming queens."































I'll Just get me coat...
Pledgeria
24-10-2006, 08:37
Uh, y'all remember this is free, right?
JuNii
25-10-2006, 03:59
about Two minutes till a Jolt Database Error...
Utracia
25-10-2006, 04:13
Oooh. Another Jolt hiccup!
Wilgrove
25-10-2006, 04:28
Bring back the old forums!

Oh Good God NO!
Andaluciae
25-10-2006, 04:30
Oh Good God NO!

Or even better, get something new.
Wilgrove
25-10-2006, 04:31
Or even better, get something new.

We need a dedicated server.
Demonic Gophers
25-10-2006, 04:44
I never imagined that I'd ever be saying this back when we were using it, but sometimes I miss the old server. Though at least Jolt doesn't do as many multi-posts.
Wilgrove
25-10-2006, 05:15
I never imagined that I'd ever be saying this back when we were using it, but sometimes I miss the old server. Though at least Jolt doesn't do as many multi-posts.

Yea, but the lagging, jeez.
The Waaaagh
25-10-2006, 06:05
Uh, y'all remember this is free, right?

And since when does being free mean that something which sucks doesnt?

Hey, would you like a FREE copy of ET: The Extra Terrestrial for the Atari 2600? X - The Revolution perhaps?
Oh, oh, I KNOW!
FREE access to the Home Shoping Network.

:P
Pledgeria
25-10-2006, 06:12
And since when does being free mean that something which sucks doesnt?

Hey, would you like a FREE copy of ET: The Extra Terrestrial for the Atari 2600? X - The Revolution perhaps?
Oh, oh, I KNOW!
FREE access to the Home Shoping Network.

:P

Gotcha. ;) But, the whininess factor for bitching about a free service is about 30 units higher than for the same suckiness on a paid service. LOL
Kreitzmoorland
25-10-2006, 06:14
I won't deny it - while Jolt was down, I was feeling a little lost. This is a bit of a home.

Almost two days of no General did a bit of a number on the rhythm of how I work on the computer anyway. Booo.

So what did y'all get done while you weren't posting?
The Waaaagh
25-10-2006, 06:17
Gotcha. ;) But, the whininess factor for bitching about a free service is about 30 units higher than for the same suckiness on a paid service. LOL

1. Go look at General.
2. Count the number of threads that consist of whining.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

Anonymous is legion!
Demonic Gophers
26-10-2006, 21:28
Yea, but the lagging, jeez.

Oh, the old server had its share of lag, too. Not as bad as what we get from Jolt sometimes, but bad enough. At least it actually let you log in with any and all of your nations, though...

*Shakes a heavily clawed fist at Jolt*



*Prods Waaaagh*
You going to post on that intro thread of yours?
My evil alternate's not as patient as I am. ;)
Cluichstan
26-10-2006, 21:41
1. Go look at General.
2. Count the number of threads that consist of whining.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

Anonymous is legion!

Hmmm...a fellow OT member? o.O