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Just because today is a slow day at NSG. I'm gonna get out the kindling and start a few fires. So..here goes?

Who do you think had JFK killed?

*poll coming*

Bush.

A gun.

Martin Luther King Jr, from beyond the grave!:eek:

George Bush Sr had something to do with it, even if he did not pull the trigger himself.

He MAY be an "accessory before the fact".

Its very likely he put togther the team that did it.

http://www.jfkmurdersolved.com/bush.htm

Muhatma Gandi

Don't know, don't care.

Who do you think had JFK killed?I will have did.

Don't know who killed him.

That Bush theory sounded odd, but I doubt Bush said "hey, let's kill JFK 'cause he's made America better!".

I mean, Bush (both the presidents) HAVE been proven to be stupid. Maybe he had some other reason for releasing the terrorists (stupid move on G.H.W's part).

Then, I believe the terrorists AND other people helped Lee Harvey Oswald to get to that spot (the schoolbook storage), to get his hands on that gun (someone in the military...?), and to pull the trigger (obviously someone was watching his back to make sure he wasn't going to get caught).

Remember, just because L.H.O was a marine doesn't mean that he got to keep his sniper rifle. Someone must've gave him that sniper rifle, and I doubt he brought it.

Dragon attack.

He was just driving along untill a dragon popped out of the sky and challenged him to a duel. Kennedy, never one to back away from a fight, accepted the challenge and the two fought it out.

Kennedy fought bravely and secured many hits to the dragon's vulnerable torso area, but the dragon was ultimately the greater warrior and barrell-kicked JFK into the air and blasted him with his fiery breath.

Autopsies found that Kennedy had third-degree burns over half his body and severe internal bruising. That, and the fact that everyone was looking, why would everyone be looking if the president wasn't fighting a dragon? Seems like conclusive proof to me!

Someone was going to post it...

Chuck Norris. There.

They kill him each episode. Which one specifically do you mean?

Someone was going to post it...

Chuck Norris. There.

Crap, why didn't I think of posting that?

In Soviet Russia, JFK shoots you.

In Soviet Russia, JFK shoots you.

LOL, I love those Soviet Russia references :D

LOL, I love those Soviet Russia references :D

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia references love you!

Remember, just because L.H.O was a marine doesn't mean that he got to keep his sniper rifle. Someone must've gave him that sniper rifle, and I doubt he brought it.

he bought it, they found some paperwork for it using an alias of lee harvey oswalds, wiki for details

aliens. that's for sure. it's always those damn aliens. even the pope is an alien.

he bought it, they found some paperwork for it using an alias of lee harvey oswalds, wiki for details

I wonder how he got up into the school book depository without anybody seeing him with a gun? It's pretty hard hiding a sniper rifle...

it was al qaeda blatantly

it was al qaeda blatantly

Mr. President, it's an honor to have you on...

he can always disassemble it to take it into the building.

Fashion designers, who hired male models to do it.

Just because today is a slow day at NSG. I'm gonna get out the kindling and start a few fires. So..here goes?

Who do you think had JFK killed?

*poll coming*

My favourite theory about this was in the first episode of Dark Skies, basically 2 agents proved the existance of Aliens and gov't cover-up and took the info to JFK who agreed to go public with it but was assassinated for this as he was being bugged.

I know it probably sounds shit in type, but it was a brilliant episode.:cool:

Remember, just because L.H.O was a marine doesn't mean that he got to keep his sniper rifle. Someone must've gave him that sniper rifle, and I doubt he brought it.


L.H.O was a CIA trained/employed assassin (according to a tv programme I watched on the JFK shooting) and got pissed when the CIA tried to assassinate him. Wether this is true or not I dunno, but that was what the programme said.

The evidence pretty solidly poionts to Lee Harvey Oswald.

Military-industrial complex.

It was Castro getting back at the US for the constant attempts on his life. I know this is true as i read it somewhere.

L.H.O was a CIA trained/employed assassin (according to a tv programme I watched on the JFK shooting) and got pissed when the CIA tried to assassinate him. Wether this is true or not I dunno, but that was what the programme said.

Mr. Oswald was a rather unstable ex-Marine, who had an awful lot of psychological problems. The TV program is more than slightly off base.

Beyond that, his motives were most likely political. Prior in his life, Mr. Oswald had attempted another assassination, that time he'd tried to kill a General in the Texas National Guard, by shooting him while he was at home, he failed on that matter, and was never caught.

Remember, just because L.H.O was a marine doesn't mean that he got to keep his sniper rifle. Someone must've gave him that sniper rifle, and I doubt he brought it.

Mr. Oswald ordered the rifle (a gun of Italian manufacture) from a mail order catalog. For something like eleven dollars.

Zombie Jesus.

Mob/CIA is my favorite one.

Saddam Hussein!

Saddam Hussein!

and George W. Bush.

Working in tandem!

Either that or Henry Kissinger and Richard Nixon.

Nixon was the spotter, Kissinger was the triggerman.

Bush.

Wow...only one post after the OP. I'm impressed. :rolleyes:

I have a confession to make:
I assassinated JFK. Then, I liked it so much that I got back in my time machine and did it again, this time from a second angle (eat your heart out Oliver Stone).

But, really, can you blame me? All that bullshit about "Ask not why you are currently suffering from moronic government policy, but ask how you can better serve the selfish interests of your political masters", or something to that effect.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2112/wc222xl8.gif

he can always disassemble it to take it into the building.

Nah, it would take too long to reasemble it. By the time he was finished, JFK would've passed by already.

Zombie Jesus.

The intelligence of this thread is just flowing from the river of life.

Martin Luther King Jr, from beyond the grave!:eek:

ermm...king was killed in 68 or 69...JFk was killed in 63.....

Nah, it would take too long to reasemble it. By the time he was finished, JFK would've passed by already.

It really doesn't take that long to reassemble a sniper rifle. They're designed for quick reassembly.

Wow...only one post after the OP. I'm impressed. :rolleyes:

Google "joke", please.

His wife .

ermm...king was killed in 68 or 69...JFk was killed in 63.....
Considering the fact that most theories so far involve time travel, why can't King do it too?
Or are you trying to imply that black men don't know how to use time machines? Huh, huh, is that it, you racist son of a bitch?! I'll have you know that my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother's slaves were black!

The Mashagonians of the distant V-4X galaxy.

Just because today is a slow day at NSG. I'm gonna get out the kindling and start a few fires. So..here goes?

Who do you think had JFK killed?

*poll coming*

*Is annoyed that there is not a Mafia-connection result*

But seriously, there was an excellent documentary a few years back that showed that Cancerman killed JFK.

Mtae

Well, let's logic this one out:

John Fitzgerald Kennedy
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
The Great Escape
Escape From New York
The Big Apple
Apples and oranges
A Clockwork Orange
Stanley Kubrick
Directed Barry Lyndon
Lyndon Johnson

Oh my God! It was all a plot by Lyndon Johnson to get the presidency so he could escalate involvement in the Vietnam War! It makes so much sense!

PS: Thanks to the Colbert Report...

I think it was a few organizations operating in tandem.

It's clearly the dragon, I read it in a book that I was watching on a documentary.

A magic bullet.

Abraham Lincoln/John Wilkes Booth.

Yes, they were the same person.

Abraham Lincoln/John Wilkes Booth.

Yes, they were the same person.

Is that a reference to a Plastic Man comic?

Is that a reference to a Plastic Man comic?

I think so. Second hand via Superdickery.com though.

I think so. Second hand via Superdickery.com though.

Well, that's where I learned about it.

It was Castro getting back at the US for the constant attempts on his life. I know this is true as i read it somewhere.

Well, a bullet is much more effective then a exploding cigar.

Btw, it was the Soviets. Getting back at him for making them remove their missiles from Cuba.

A secret conspiracy between Lyndon Johnson, extraterrestrial invaders from the planet Igwac, Fidel Castro, and Ho Chi Minh.

It will all be revealed in The Making of the Interstellar Communist-Capitalist-Igwacian Empire, to be published on June 7, 4458.

Ruffy.

Fashion designers, who hired male models to do it.

Or maybe JFK used to be a male model in a past life... he escaped, but they couldn't let him live for very long... and we all know why male models can't live past the age of 30.

Lbj Ftw!

Fashion designers, who hired male models to do it.

Huh. I was betting on you saying Hillary Clinton.

Huh. I was betting on you saying Hillary Clinton.

No, apparently, he's just seen Zoolander too many times (which would be once more than not seeing it at all).

No, apparently, he's just seen Zoolander too many times (which would be once more than not seeing it at all).

Greatest movie ever!

</sarcasm>.

Greatest movie ever!

</sarcasm>.

I've seen it once. Trouble was, I couldn't stop. It was like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. It was so terrible, but I kept wondering how it could get any worse. Somehow, it managed to pull it off minute after excruciatingly painful minute.

I think that Castro was still pissed off from the Bay of Pigs...

The christians.

It was Joseph Stalins hand lotion applicator.

I don't know who arranged it, but there's some decent video footage of the assassin right here (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/213679/robot_chicken_the_mongoose/). Scary stuff.