NationStates Jolt Archive

I call it logic!

My thought process:

On Jesus and God

Jesus is a pedophile!Why else would he love all the little children?
If God is all knowing then he knowingly forgot about me.

On Government

Politicians are going crazy!!! Bush is talking to a guy who willingly forgets about me. DIE!

On Everything Else

Ask a yes or no question while you shoot hoops!If the ball goes in its yes and it will happen. Ask about world domination so far my mob ties like the idea of controling Africa...

We are imagined by being other than us. Like...a cat or something.

Dogs rule. Now get me some pudding.:cool:

I got a lot more. Ask a question and I got yer answer.

And the bread says, "I yearn for butta!"

And the bread says, "I yearn for butta!"

Bread doesnt talk...it plots...

o.O

o.O

The letter is also plotting to kill 0. I here em man!

Can I have some of what you're smoking?

Bread doesnt talk...it plots...

You deny bread its gooey tastiness? :eek:

EXPANSION:

Any thing else:

Perfect reasoning. I think therefore I can consoisly forget about things I hate remembering. Like how God knowingly forgot to get my pudding.:D

Can I have some of what you're smoking?

You mean air? Sure...its free!

Ask a yes or no question while you shoot hoops!If the ball goes in its yes and it will happen.



Thank God I can dunk.

<snip>


Uh, 42?

You deny bread its gooey tastiness? :eek:

Nope, just its satisfaction!*WATERS EVERYTHING DOWN WITH LIQUOR*

Uh, 42?

Nay. The correct answer to the question was 78.

Nope, just its satisfaction!*WATERS EVERYTHING DOWN WITH LIQUOR*

Das ist nicht gut! :eek:

Das ist nicht gut! :eek:

Thats what she said.

Thats what she said.

No she didn't.

No she didn't.

Maybe it was Jeebus in disguise? Any way another update!

EVERYTHING!

:gundge: = wanna be friends?
:) = Day is funny word

Jeebus is Jesus only in disguise as God who knows not to forget about remembering to forget.

I like pancakes.

Was is nicht gut ? Ich kann euch nicht volgen.

Broot mit Jack Daniels schmeckt sehr guut, ich glaube...

I like pancakes.In Soviet Russia pancakes eat you!

Was is nicht gut ? Ich kann euch nicht volgen.

Broot mit Jack Daniels schmeckt sehr guut, ich glaube...

That brawtwerst kosher?

:confused:

Is it just me, or is NS getting weirder by the day?

Was is nicht gut ? Ich kann euch nicht volgen.

Broot mit Jack Daniels schmeckt sehr guut, ich glaube...

Ich trinke Zwiebel Saft! :)

:confused:

Is it just me, or is NS getting weirder by the day?

Its just you. You people arent weird enough!

UPDATE!

God is a popstar!

Ich trinke Zwiebel Saft! :)

I say again...That Brawtwerst Kosher?

I say again...That Brawtwerst Kosher?

Kosher? NEIN! :eek:

Kosher? NEIN! :eek:

No kosher? Aw...I like sausage...

Update!

In soviet russia kosher eats you!

No kosher? Aw...I like sausage...

Update!

In soviet russia kosher eats you!

Kosher eats me?

Ich trinke Zwiebel Saft! :)

Ich trinke Labatt Blue. I don't speak Canuck, however...

And everything seems to get weirder every day...I haven't busted out the Deutsch in years...

I tend to favor non-kosher 'dawgs. Strictly because of price, however...

Kosher eats me?

Yup. Inside out from the bottom of the outside of your gut.

Ich trinke Labatt Blue. I don't speak Canuck, however...

And everything seems to get weirder every day...I haven't busted out the Deutsch in years...

I tend to favor non-kosher 'dawgs. Strictly because of price, however...

Sprechen Deutsch. Deutsch ist sehr Spaß, mein Freund! :)

:cool: :cool: Ich trinke Labatt Blue. I don't speak Canuck, however...

And everything seems to get weirder every day...I haven't busted out the Deutsch in years...

I tend to favor non-kosher 'dawgs. Strictly because of price, however...

Kosher doesnt care to much for you either!

Sprechen Deutsch. Deutsch ist sehr Spaß, mein Freund! :)

Part of me wants to explore this...the other wants to kill a squirell.
4 out the five voices in my head say go for the squirell.

:cool: :cool:

Kosher doesnt care to much for you either!

Yet God chooses *ME*

I'm a clean, orderly dude. I have no *beef* with this kosher business.

Part of me wants to explore this...the other wants to kill a squirell.
4 out the five voices in my head say go for the squirell.

When in doubt, knock off a squirrel.

Yet God chooses *ME*

I'm a clean, orderly dude. I have no *beef* with this kosher business.

He only wants you to think that as he is breeding massive armys of radio active gerbils.

UPDATE!

Hamsters will defeat the gerbil menace threw YouTube.com!!!MUAHAHA!

When in doubt, knock off a squirrel.

Got that right Brotha.:cool:

I want to adopt a pet squirrel. :)

I want to adopt a pet squirrel. :)

UPDATE!

In Soviet Russia squirells create nukes to blow up their owners! Kill scrappy-doo!

UPDATE!

In Soviet Russia squirells create nukes to blow up their owners! Kill scrappy-doo!

Not Soviet Russia, silly! In Swaziland!

Not Soviet Russia, silly! In Swaziland!

They are both the same. Sept no one has heard of Swaziland.:p

They are both the same. Sept no one has heard of Swaziland.:p

Not you anyhow. :rolleyes:

Not you anyhow. :rolleyes:

I am every one!

Any one guess who i am yet?

I am every one!

Any one guess who i am yet?

No, although I seem to remember the Yakov Smirnoff schtick coming from others...

No, although I seem to remember the Yakov Smirnoff schtick coming from others...

In Todsboro, Tod macht dich tot !!!

No, although I seem to remember the Yakov Smirnoff schtick coming from others...

Well remember this name: Drake Williams. Future emporer of earth and the squirell empire!!!:D ;)

Well remember this name: Drake Williams. Future emporer of earth and the squirell empire!!!:D ;)

Thou mayst have thy Rodent Kingdom. I care not.

But thou shalt not soil my surname as such...I, Todsboro, the true descendant of the Conquerer, shall Inherit the earth...

Thou mayst have thy Rodent Kingdom. I care not.

But thou shalt not soil my surname as such...I, Todsboro, the true descendant of the Conquerer, shall Inherit the earth...

Just wait till im done with it.

UPDATE:

If you look in the Bible it says to eat your kids...Wow...this guy is a great rolemodel!:headbang: :p

** dueling banjos **

Death waits for no man (and that's a play on words for those who haven't figured it out yet).

** dueling banjos **

Death waits for no man (and that's a play on words for those who haven't figured it out yet).

Banjoes do make a mighty weapon indead.

UPDATE!!!!

They say to look 'for you leap...but he who hesitates is lost. Think about it you evil squirell luvas!:cool:

When in doubt and with no squirells about look to Halo.(2)

I smash banjo on your head. Tee hee!

I smash banjo on your head. Tee hee!

You missed as I have no head!MUAHAHAHA! Gaze and tremble at my headless body!!!!

UPDATE!

Obviously I came before the chicken and the egg.

Banjoes do make a mighty weapon indead.

UPDATE!!!!

They say to look 'for you leap...but he who hesitates is lost. Think about it you evil squirell luvas!:cool:

I assure you, good sir, I am no Squirrel Lover. Please Cease & Desist before I call the ACLU.

Dont get R. Kelly deported you fascist!:p j/k

If the banjo missed your head, then surely I would have hit your body...! :eek:

If the banjo missed your head, then surely I would have hit your body...! :eek:

Unless im missin that 2...

Unless im missin that 2...

You are... the weakest link! GOODBYE! :eek:

Dont get R. Kelly deported you fascist!:p j/k

I'll take being called a fascist over being called a squirrel lover anyday.

Seriously, I hate squirrels.

What's this thread about, anyways ? Although I did appreciate the opportunity to speak the german...

(just to note, I see the j/k. Just havin' fun here, my-squirrel-hatin'-self)

You are... the weakest link! GOODBYE! :eek:

I killed Link. Zelda deserved it.:eek:

I killed Link. Zelda deserved it.:eek:

Oh, YOU BITCH!!!!111 :gundge:

I'll take being called a fascist over being called a squirrel lover anyday.

Seriously, I hate squirrels.

What's this thread about, anyways ? Although I did appreciate the opportunity to speak the german...

(just to note, I see the j/k. Just havin' fun here, my-squirrel-hatin'-self)

My perfect lodgic with my 2 cents put in.

Oh, YOU BITCH!!!!111 :gundge:

I thinks 111 is a nice number too.

UPDATE-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMxgFDmyEsY

Multiply that number by 6, thats who you'll be seein tonight! Mwahaha!!!! :eek:

Multiply that number by 6, thats who you'll be seein tonight! Mwahaha!!!! :eek:

Hm...Actualy I had him for dinner. YUM! Want his seventh head?

Hm...Actualy I had him for dinner. YUM! Want his seventh head?

Now you're just dirrrty...

Now you're just dirrrty...

My mom already gave me a bath! Um...this body is about to go spoiled...

My mom already gave me a bath! Um...this body is about to go spoiled...

Your mom had to give you your bath?! :confused:

Your mom had to give you your bath?! :confused:

Nope...I gave the insides of her lungs a good washing!

UPDATE!!!

Does your chain hang low does it wobble to the floor? Does it shine in the light is it platinum is it gold?:D

OK, time to end your antics. I got dirty videos to look up. ;) Night man been fun messin with your consiance.

The plate is happy.

But the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge.

Mario got the mushroom, finally!