So... beautiful. Should have sent... a poet...
This is too perfect for words, so I'll just give it to you:
http://questionthedogma.com/blog1/jimmy-dean-pancake-sausage-chocolate-chip-735947.jpg
From their website:
Jimmy Dean full-flavored sausage inside a sweet pancake covering - it's fun on a stick. Just pop these sweet treats in the microwave for less than 2 minutes and you'll have a hearty breakfast or snack that's not only filling but easy to eat and enjoy.
Available in 14 and 18 count boxes.
Take it away, NSG.
I want backdoor action with Samantha Bee.:(
JiangGuo
21-10-2006, 05:22
The quote was from Contact wasn't it?
Wilgrove
21-10-2006, 05:25
The quote was from Contact wasn't it?
I think it was from Futurama.
Liberal Yetis
21-10-2006, 05:27
I saw that on the Colbert Report last night. It is a truelly genius idea. A sausage wrapped in a chocolate pancake. It speaks for itself, really.
Teh_pantless_hero
21-10-2006, 05:30
Way too late, McDonalds invented this a while ago, it's called the McGriddle.
Liberal Yetis
21-10-2006, 05:33
Way too late, McDonalds invented this a while ago, it's called the McGriddle.
Yeah, and McGriddles are better because you don't need a fucking stick to eat it.
Yeah, and McGriddles are better because you don't need a fucking stick to eat it.
Plus the McGriddles are the unhealthiest food item ever sold at a resaurant.
I saw that on the Colbert Report last night. It is a truelly genius idea. A sausage wrapped in a chocolate pancake. It speaks for itself, really.
Daily Show had them too.
Liberal Yetis
21-10-2006, 05:38
Plus the McGriddles are the unhealthiest food item ever sold at a resaurant.
Hell yeah!
And when did they have them on the Daily SHow?
Hell yeah!
And when did they have them on the Daily SHow?
Just last night -- video here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diH9m0EQgv0).
Hell yeah!
And when did they have them on the Daily SHow?
After the first commercial break, IIRC.
I didn't watch the Colbert Report last night.
I think it was from Futurama.
No it was from contact...
I think it was from Futurama.
A bit late to the party (thanks a lot Pyotr), but the quote IS from Contact... the movie version, that is. (IIRC - it's been a while since I read the book - the book doesn't have that line in it. Of course, the book has several other main characters and none of that business about the vibrating seat, so...)
As for the topic of the original article... this is the kind of subject that's fit for the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert seem to agree...
I want backdoor action with Samantha Bee.:(
She's ugly as hell.
I'll tell you who's hot though: a coworker of mine named Desserri Pinon(Yes, she's Hispanic). I saw her wearing her hair down and in clothes other than work clothes for the first time earlier today. She looked hot before the way she was in work clothes, but this...this was something else. Wow.
Too bad she's a ditzy, somewhat shallow person who is completely not my type. (That didn't stop me from asking her out anyway, but she turned me down.)
As for that quote...that's been around forever, in so many different things. It was even one of the bonus dialogue bits the Archons in Starcraft would say.
She's ugly as hell.
Looking at her wiki pic, you're right. I guess people are hotter when they are making you laugh your ass off.
As for that quote...that's been around forever, in so many different things. It was even one of the bonus dialogue bits the Archons in Starcraft would say.
I think one of the astronauts originated it.
I think a future flight should include a poet, a priest and a philosopher... we might get a much better idea of what we saw.
— Michael Collins, 9 November 1969
Thank you, Google.
This is too perfect for words, so I'll just give it to you:
http://questionthedogma.com/blog1/jimmy-dean-pancake-sausage-chocolate-chip-735947.jpg
From their website:
Take it away, NSG.... can't speak... taste buds rebelling....
Plus the McGriddles are the unhealthiest food item ever sold at a resaurant.really? I still maintain a Deep Fried Twinkee is much worse than a McGriddle.
... can't speak... taste buds rebelling....
really? I still maintain a Deep Fried Twinkee is much worse than a McGriddle.
Think about it. A McGriddle is an English muffin, saturated in maple syrup, then fried. The meat and egg are both then fried in the same oil and cheese is slapped on for good measure.
Think about it. A McGriddle is an English muffin, saturated in maple syrup, then fried. The meat and egg are both then fried in the same oil and cheese is slapped on for good measure.
and a twinkee, a food item to be said not to go rotten with all it's preservatives, with zero neutritional value, is battered up , tossed in a vat of boiling oil where said oil is absorbed into the cooking batter as well as the twinkee, then the whole concoction is covered in powdered sugar and (in some cases) syrup.
at least the Egg and Meat have some neutritional value...
and a twinkee, a food item to be said not to go rotten with all it's preservatives, with zero neutritional value, is battered up , tossed in a vat of boiling oil where said oil is absorbed into the cooking batter as well as the twinkee, then the whole concoction is covered in powdered sugar and (in some cases) syrup.
at least the Egg and Meat have some neutritional value...
*drools*
*drools*
Did you try one?
man they taste... the cream filling melts but isn't hot, so when you bite into it, it's awsome... :D
http://www.bethschumann.com/Resources/deepfriedtwinkieb.jpeg
and yes, they can be eaten on a stick.
http://www.friedtwinkies.com/images/pic_friedTwinkies.jpg
Did you try one?
man they taste... the cream filling melts but isn't hot, so when you bite into it, it's awsome... :D
and yes, they can be eaten on a stick.
Ive never had a regular twinkie, let alone a deep fried one.
Undershi
22-10-2006, 03:23
Well, congradulations - you've actually managed to make me feel sick. This looks like a great link for whenever I feel like breaking my diet - go here and re-read this, and instead of craving carrot cake I'll feel like puking... well, who knew all these odd foods were out there? I mean, it's just... ick!
WHAT!
This (http://www.al.com/newsflash/regional/index.ssf?/base/news-24/1160573948157000.xml&storylist=alabamanews)is just as bad.
CthulhuFhtagn
22-10-2006, 03:32
Plus the McGriddles are the unhealthiest food item ever sold at a resaurant.
You've obviously never been exposed to the infamous "bucket of fried lard".
Unnameability2
22-10-2006, 03:34
There's a whole lot of ick happening 'round these here parts. Good news is, I'm not hungry anymore. We should market this as a new diet craze. Just view this thread and you'll completely lose your appetite and run screaming from any food you see.
WHAT!
This (http://www.al.com/newsflash/regional/index.ssf?/base/news-24/1160573948157000.xml&storylist=alabamanews)is just as bad.
From the article:
The newest food at the State Fair? Deep-fried Coca-Cola.
Here's the recipe: Mix funnel-cake batter with Coke instead of water. Pour the batter into the fryer and cook up a mass of doughy strands. Stuff into a Coca Cola cup, sprinkle with powdered sugar and douse with pure Coke syrup. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry.
*eye twitch*