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I'm just sitting back down at my computer after having puked up my lunch in the bathroom. I think I got a bad piece of chicken. When was the last time you hurled?

Poll coming.

Eww...

Erm, a couple of months ago. I was on some scary antibiotics at the time.

Grossest thread ever.

I very rarely puke. I average one every two years. My last one was only a few months ago. I had some sort of stomach bug. I was jetting from both ends. :(

I very rarely puke. I average one every two years. My last one was only a few months ago. I had some sort of stomach bug. I was jetting from both ends. :(

Nice...

For some reason there are always carrots in it weather you eaten them or not..:p


I know its stomach lining

Grossest thread ever.

*bows* :D

I very rarely puke. I average one every two years. My last one was only a few months ago. I had some sort of stomach bug. I was jetting from both ends. :(

Surpised you didn't implode then. :p

Surpised you didn't implode then. :p

That's more or less what it felt like. :(

I'm just sitting back down at my computer after having puked up my lunch in the bathroom. I think I got a bad piece of chicken. When was the last time you hurled?

Poll coming.
I puke whenever I have to give a presentation, so my last hurl was when I had to give my thesis design defense presentation. Stupid stage fright.

a few months back..... I don't really remember much of the details other than hubby cleaning it up, and taking care of me.

I only puke while reading NSG! :p

a few months back..... I don't really remember much of the details other than hubby cleaning it up, and taking care of me.


Nothing says "I love you" more than cleaning up after someone else's technicolour belch. ;)

not lately, but I puked on waking every day for about a year once:(

Had a bit of flu or creeping diptheria or whatever this last week and tossed my cookies a few times. Im still as fat as anything though so at least it wasnt bulemia.

Just over 20 years ago.

My uncle was taking my family to tour his pulp mill, but upon arrival we learned that you had to be 12 to go on the tour, and I was only 11. So I sat in the parking lot enduring the appalling fumes from the plant for 2 hours, and I got explosive diarrhea (luckily, the plant's receptionist allowed me to use a washroom). Finally, I was driven home, only to expel a huge pile of vomit as soon as I got out of the car. He had to hose out his garage.

*bows* :D

*thwaps*

*thwaps*

Oh, beat me! Beat me! Make me feel cheap! :p

Oh, beat me! Beat me! Make me feel cheap! :p

*brings in a metal chair* Still want that beating? :D

*brings in a metal chair* Still want that beating? :D

Oh, shush and just vote in the poll. :p

Oh, shush and just vote in the poll. :p

*beats Cluichstan unconscious, votes* :D

*beats Cluichstan unconscious, votes* :D

As long as you voted. ;)

As long as you voted. ;)

lol, I did. ;)

I had a stomach flu about two weeks ago. I hurled in the parking lot of Vons where I went to get flu medication. It was all pruple from teh pomegranite juice I drank but it also had pieces of chicken, noodles and corn in it. I ralphed life five times until I was dry heaving. When I went home I had that kind of hershey squirting out my ass going on where it's mostly just yellow fluid but it also has some brown fluidy chucks that look like tobacco spit with some harder but still soft stuff that looks like chilli. It came out so fluidy that it sounded like a chick pissing and it left my sphincter burning really bad.

I had a stomach flu about two weeks ago. I hurled in the parking lot of Vons where I went to get flu medication. It was all pruple from teh pomegranite juice I drank but it also had pieces of chicken, noodles and corn in it. I ralphed life five times until I was dry heaving. When I went home I had that kind of hershey squirting out my ass going on where it's mostly just yellow fluid but it also has some brown fluidy chucks that look like tobacco spit with some harder but still soft stuff that looks like chilli. It came out so fluidy that it sounded like a chick pissing and it left my sphincter burning really bad.

....Dang, way too descriptive.

I had a stomach flu about two weeks ago. I hurled in the parking lot of Vons where I went to get flu medication. It was all pruple from teh pomegranite juice I drank but it also had pieces of chicken, noodles and corn in it. I ralphed life five times until I was dry heaving. When I went home I had that kind of hershey squirting out my ass going on where it's mostly just yellow fluid but it also has some brown fluidy chucks that look like tobacco spit with some harder but still soft stuff that looks like chilli. It came out so fluidy that it sounded like a chick pissing and it left my sphincter burning really bad.

LMFAO! You just won this thread!

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/9029/winnar9ez.jpg

Take a picture of it :D

I had a stomach flu about two weeks ago. I hurled in the parking lot of Vons where I went to get flu medication. It was all pruple from teh pomegranite juice I drank but it also had pieces of chicken, noodles and corn in it. I ralphed life five times until I was dry heaving. When I went home I had that kind of hershey squirting out my ass going on where it's mostly just yellow fluid but it also has some brown fluidy chucks that look like tobacco spit with some harder but still soft stuff that looks like chilli. It came out so fluidy that it sounded like a chick pissing and it left my sphincter burning really bad.

http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/thanksfortheinfo.jpg

waaaaaaaaaay too much info there!

But that's what made it so bloody funny! :D

yes but sick also....but then it is a puke thread so it's all good (or not).;)

Hell, I'm still laughing my arse off! :D

last time i puked.. mhm.. it was half a year ago.. i basicly drank too much beer xD
"if you'll drink this, i bet you'll puke"
- "oh.. no.. i won't *drinks it* WHERE'S THE TOILET?"

Take a picture of it :D

Too late. I don't keep my hershey squirts around for longer than a few days and I went back to Ralphs the next day to see if it was there and thy had cleaned it up. I actually took the time to write a letter of complaint to Ralphs corporate headquarters about that. :mad:

Five or so months ago. Drank too much crappy cider (Strongbow) and hurled it back up once I got home. Drank some water, went to bed, woke up, felt fine. A good puking is good defence against a hangover the next morning.

Too late. I don't keep my hershey squirts around for longer than a few days and I went back to Ralphs the next day to see if it was there and thy had cleaned it up. I actually took the time to write a letter of complaint to Ralphs corporate headquarters about that. :mad:


You've gotta stop, mate! I'm dying here! :D

You've gotta stop, mate! I'm dying here! :D

Oh, no it's fine now. It was just a twenty four hour thing. I stopped the next day. Now my food stays down and my poop is a solid, banana shaped with just brown and sometimes greenish brown or peanut better brown. :)

Oh, no it's fine now. It was just a twenty four hour thing. I stopped the next day. Now my food stays down and my poop is a solid, banana shaped with just brown and sometimes greenish brown or peanut better brown. :)

I'm surprised you didn't mention corn anywhere in that post. :p

I am puking right now, right as I type this. I wish I could see my monitor and what I'm typing.

Last time I puked - New Year's 2000... subsequently discovered an allergy to shellfish as it was the second time shellfish had caused me to get sick.

I have never had the stomach flu, as in a virus, though - the only time I've been sick has been from eating a mix of too many things, the aforementioned allergy, or eating too much Hallowe'en candy. ;)

I vomit kittens. It's very irritating. :[

I'm surprised you didn't mention corn anywhere in that post. :p

I only eat corn when I have the squirts. I don't like it, but it' always in chicken soup. Come to think of it, what shot out my ass looked like chicken soup with tobacco spit and little pieces of fudge, but teh corn was completely gone! :confused:

I vomit kittens. It's very irritating. :[


I myself vomit chickens. B'KAH!

Oh, no it's fine now. It was just a twenty four hour thing. I stopped the next day. Now my food stays down and my poop is a solid, banana shaped with just brown and sometimes greenish brown or peanut better brown. :)

Gross.

I am puking right now, right as I type this.

http://img82.exs.cx/img82/5741/18-hooray.jpg

Hell, I may have to change my answer to "Today" if you dweebs don't cut it out! :D

I myself vomit chickens. B'KAH!Quiet, chicken-farter. :x

Hell, I may have to change my answer to "Today" if you dweebs don't cut it out! :D

Hey, don't blame me. I only started the thread. PsychoticDan took it to an unexpected level of gross. :D

Hey, don't blame me. I only started the thread. PsychoticDan took it to an unexpected level of gross. :D
Unexpected? This is NSG...

Eugh... that would be at Leeds Fest for me.

A combination of some heavy, heavy drinking, not eating a lot, and the air being thick with fumes from burning plastic (bleh!) made me chuck up. Eugh...

Ok, i got one that beats the earlier one hands down. Now, how much detail should i give... Stuff it time for all to be revealed!!!

In the summer holidays I went on a camping trip in Switzerland. Seeing how it was just me and my mates we had been living on rubbish all week. Lots of lurvely swiss chocolate and cheese! Then there were the actual "meals" Prepared in true camping style- either burnt or nearly raw. Anyhow our pitch was the furthest away from the toilet blocks possible.

So one night after a heavy meal and a bunch of chocolates, I was sleeping nicely on the hard ground in a nice leaky tent, while it is tipping it down with rain. And i wake up and feel like the loo. I stagger out the tent without finding my torch. Staggered 100yards from tent and went down and hurled everything up. Then when i came up i felt my bowels errupt and a nice bit of dihorea slide down my leg and splat on the ground. By that time i really couldn't care less as i was back down emptyng my stomach the other way. I came back up and felt more dihorea ooze out. I then managed to stagger to the loo blocks and go in a shower fully clothed, and some how manage to get back to the tent, get my wash kit and clean up properly.

When the morning came I went out to see how bad it really was. I swear it coved three square metres. You could literally see the rainbow, carrots- though i hadnt had any in days- meat, cheese, everything. And the worst thing was that the dioreah was the same. I swear it was the cheese that gave it that gloopy consistancy.

Eugh... that would be at Leeds Fest for me.

A combination of some heavy, heavy drinking, not eating a lot, and the air being thick with fumes from burning plastic (bleh!) made me chuck up. Eugh...
Yep, that's a festival. I'm guessing the drop-toilets didn't help either?

And at least you only had plastic burning at Leeds...coming from someone who went to Download this year.

*snip*



Excellent second post! Welcome to NSG! You're going to do very well here! :D

http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/deargod_stop.jpg

hehehehe

*waits for more graphic antics from the delightful NS crew*

Excellent second post! Welcome to NSG! You're going to do very well here! :D

Explain please...

But the true ones are always the best... Or the worst as the case may be...

This thread is like a party in my head and everyone's throwing up! :(

This thread is like a party in my head and everyone's throwing up! :(

sounds like the end of the night to me:(

Explain please...

But the true ones are always the best... Or the worst as the case may be...

Just meant that, when you're the type to post something that detailed and disgusting, you're going to get along well with us. :D

Sounds like right now, looking at my father and his mates.

Is it usual to projectile vomit 3metres?

Yep, that's a festival. I'm guessing the drop-toilets didn't help either?
I didn't drink anything other than alcohol, really, and hardly at anything all weekend so as not to have to go to the toilets.

Worked a treat.
And at least you only had plastic burning at Leeds...coming from someone who went to Download this year.
It sure as hell wasn't all that we had, it was more that the tents next to my chums and I were burning a LOT of plastic, you could hardly breathe... ach...

Sounds like right now, looking at my father and his mates.

I hope to catch up to them soon. http://209.85.48.12/6802/45/emo/cobdenia%5B1%5D.gif

Is it usual to projectile vomit 3metres?


No, but it's quite the talent. ;)

Is it usual to projectile vomit 3metres?

only if you're the girl from The Exorcist :gundge: (yay! a non nOOb use for the gunge smilie:))

A month or so ago I was quite drunk (not uncommon). I walked into a friend's room seeking something non-alcoholic before I headed off to bed. Seeing a can of Sprite, I asked him if it was what its label implied. He responded "of course," I chugged half a can of what I learned within seconds was pure vodka, and five minutes later I was worshipping the porcelain god.

(yay! a non nOOb use for the gunge smilie:))


No such thing. :p

Oh dear. I don't think I can add anything that would keep with the level of... descriptiveness.

htt://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/deargod_stop.jpg

hehehehe

*waits for more graphic antics from the delightful NS crew*

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Rockon.png

Oh dear. I don't think I can add anything that would keep with the level of... descriptiveness.

Go on...try. ;)

No such thing. :p

OK I is a nOOb! :( :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

OK I is a nOOb! :( :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/supern00b[1].jpg

:p

Ok, i got one that beats the earlier one hands down. Now, how much detail should i give... Stuff it time for all to be revealed!!!

In the summer holidays I went on a camping trip in Switzerland. Seeing how it was just me and my mates we had been living on rubbish all week. Lots of lurvely swiss chocolate and cheese! Then there were the actual "meals" Prepared in true camping style- either burnt or nearly raw. Anyhow our pitch was the furthest away from the toilet blocks possible.

So one night after a heavy meal and a bunch of chocolates, I was sleeping nicely on the hard ground in a nice leaky tent, while it is tipping it down with rain. And i wake up and feel like the loo. I stagger out the tent without finding my torch. Staggered 100yards from tent and went down and hurled everything up. Then when i came up i felt my bowels errupt and a nice bit of dihorea slide down my leg and splat on the ground. By that time i really couldn't care less as i was back down emptyng my stomach the other way. I came back up and felt more dihorea ooze out. I then managed to stagger to the loo blocks and go in a shower fully clothed, and some how manage to get back to the tent, get my wash kit and clean up properly.

When the morning came I went out to see how bad it really was. I swear it coved three square metres. You could literally see the rainbow, carrots- though i hadnt had any in days- meat, cheese, everything. And the worst thing was that the dioreah was the same. I swear it was the cheese that gave it that gloopy consistancy.

That's horrible! I hope you had some cold cream or something with you. It sounds like your sphincter must have flamed up something aweful after quaffing our undigested cheese like that. When my sphincter is aflame from haveing a round of the squirts, especially the very acidy squirts that burn right when it comes out, I like to use cold cream to calm down the burning. It really works. Just put a little dab on yoru index fingers and gently rub it onto your sphincter in a circular motion. It may burn a little at first, but it will quickly begin to feel very cool. The secret is to stretch out your rectum enough tio open up the little folds that develop in the opening of yoru anus. Once you're sure you've gotten it evenly spread, pop the first knuckle in so you get little on the inside but be careful not to shove it in too far because I don't think you're really supposed to take the stuff internally.

I almost puked with laughter two seconds ago when the narrator in a commercial for some kitchen appliance stated that the product came with a "nice set of large tips."

hey, I got a puke question!

my husband claims he can will himself not to vomit....I mean if he gets feeling sick he can use his will power to make himself not feel sick anymore, and it's weird because he hasn't puked in the entire time I have known him.

Is is possible to have enough will power not to vomit?

That's horrible! I hope you had some cold cream or something with you. It sounds like your sphincter must have flamed up something aweful after quaffing our undigested cheese like that. When my sphincter is aflame from haveing a round of the squirts, especially the very acidy squirts that burn right when it comes out, I like to use cold cream to calm down the burning. It really works. Just put a little dab on yoru index fingers and gently rub it onto your sphincter in a circular motion. It may burn a little at first, but it will quickly begin to feel very cool. The secret is to stretch out your rectum enough tio open up the little folds that develop in the opening of yoru anus. Once you're sure you've gotten it evenly spread, pop the first knuckle in so you get little on the inside but be careful not to shove it in too far because I don't think you're really supposed to take the stuff internally.

I stand corrected, that desciption is just woah! Made me wanna hurl with laughter.

That's horrible! I hope you had some cold cream or something with you. It sounds like your sphincter must have flamed up something aweful after quaffing our undigested cheese like that. When my sphincter is aflame from haveing a round of the squirts, especially the very acidy squirts that burn right when it comes out, I like to use cold cream to calm down the burning. It really works. Just put a little dab on yoru index fingers and gently rub it onto your sphincter in a circular motion. It may burn a little at first, but it will quickly begin to feel very cool. The secret is to stretch out your rectum enough tio open up the little folds that develop in the opening of yoru anus. Once you're sure you've gotten it evenly spread, pop the first knuckle in so you get little on the inside but be careful not to shove it in too far because I don't think you're really supposed to take the stuff internally.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/sandra.ord/lj/rofl.jpg

hey, I got a puke question!

my husband claims he can will himself not to vomit....I mean if he gets feeling sick he can use his will power to make himself not feel sick anymore, and it's weird because he hasn't puked in the entire time I have known him.

Is is possible to have enough will power not to vomit?

You're able to fight your gag reflex, aren't you?

And if you're not, I feel bad for your husband. :p

-snip rock on pic-

Uh-huh-huh-huh-uh-huh huh
Mm-heh-m-he-he-he-m-he;)

-snip-

Dude, all these pages as you're STILL missing the classic Cluich line:(

hey, I got a puke question!

my husband claims he can will himself not to vomit....I mean if he gets feeling sick he can use his will power to make himself not feel sick anymore, and it's weird because he hasn't puked in the entire time I have known him.

Is is possible to have enough will power not to vomit?

No idea, depends on the situation I guess.

You're able to fight your gag reflex, aren't you?

And if you're not, I feel bad for your husband. :p

:eek:

actually........

nevermind. it's not my job to educate you about your own penis.

Dude, all these pages as you're STILL missing the classic Cluich line:(

I'm saving it for when PsychoticDan starts talking about encopresis. :p

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/sandra.ord/lj/rofl.jpg

Yeah, I got the idea from him, so? I was twelve at the time and had spent the night with flaming, burning diarhea and Micheal was just helping me out with the cold cream thing.

Last time I did was last wed. I decided to do about 10 shots of rum in under 10 minutes. And this was after I did about 4 shots of vodka(blueberry if you care) It wasnt smart. I ended up puking in my trash can and on my rug and passing out on the floor next to my bed, and my puke. My stomach and body hurt for two days after that.

:eek:

actually........

nevermind. it's not my job to educate you about your own penis.

Well, if you ever end up home-schooling a boy...

I'm saving it for when PsychoticDan starts talking about encopresis. :p

ok, I've no idea what that is, and I don't think I wanna Google it either:D

*waits*

ok, I've no idea what that is, and I don't think I wanna Google it either:D

*waits*

It's a medical term. It's safe... ;)

ok, I've no idea what that is, and I don't think I wanna Google it either:D

*waits*

As long as you don't do Google Images, you're fine.

It's a medical term. It's safe... ;)

It's not safe. Leaky stool is never safe.

Well, if you ever end up home-schooling a boy...

hey, when we get to that point in our anatomy book I have no problem educating my daughters about the functioning and anatomy of the human penis.

(or before if they ask)

ok, I've no idea what that is, and I don't think I wanna Google it either:D

*waits*

True, you rele dont wanna google it, I just did. Not nice...

As long as you don't do Google Images, you're fine.

True dat!

Yeah, I got the idea from him, so? I was twelve at the time and had spent the night with flaming, burning diarhea and Micheal was just helping me out with the cold cream thing.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m92/matthewthirlwell/home_alone_2003.jpg

Are You Macaulay Culkin? (spp???):p

True, you rele dont wanna google it, I just did. Not nice...

Dummy! Never, ever do an image search on the stuff I talk about! :p

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m92/matthewthirlwell/home_alone_2003.jpg

Are You Macaulay Culkin? (spp???):p

No, but I danced with him over at Micheal's once. He taught us how to dance like him in the shower.

I am a n00b so you can hardly blame me... A gullable little n00b

hey, when we get to that point in our anatomy book I have no problem educating my daughters about the functioning and anatomy of the human penis.

(or before if they ask)

What if we ask though? We want to learn, doesn't that mean we should be taught? Yanno, encouragement and all that stuff you were talking about, in that reading topic?

What if we ask though? We want to learn, doesn't that mean we should be taught? Yanno, encouragement and all that stuff you were talking about, in that reading topic?

if you must know....

most of the nerves in the penis are in the tip, not the base, so there isn't any reason for a girl to have to control her gag reflex unless her partner has a deep throat fetish.....which you know I hear isn't all that uncommon, but whatever.

I'm saving it for when PsychoticDan starts talking about encopresis. :pok, I've no idea what that is, and I don't think I wanna Google it either:D *waits*It's a medical term. It's safe... ;)As long as you don't do Google Images, you're fine.It's not safe. Leaky stool is never safe.True, you rele dont wanna google it, I just did. Not nice...


Well after all that build-up I couldn't resist, it wasn't so bad, miles away from the worst stuff I remember posted on NSG (that award goes to New Peeland with her definition of Munting Post ewwww......*shudders*)

if you must know....

most of the nerves in the penis are in the tip, not the base, so there isn't any reason for a girl to have to control her gag reflex unless her partner has a deep throat fetish.....which you know I hear isn't all that uncommon, but whatever.

Yay for learning!

if you must know....

most of the nerves in the penis are in the tip, not the base, so there isn't any reason for a girl to have to control her gag reflex unless her partner has a deep throat fetish.....which you know I hear isn't all that uncommon, but whatever.

Hmm...makes sense.

Learning is fun! We really should get that sex ed class set up. "With Proffessors Smunkee & Bottle"

this morning, drank way too much last night don't think i drank that much in at least six months, a good night though. woke up this morning at 8am still drunk went to lectures for 9am about 10ish i had to run out to vomit in the toilets. think i'll leave the drinking off for a while.

I find it a little disturbing that this is apparently the hottest topic on general.:eek:

I find it a little disturbing that this is apparently the hottest topic on general.:eek:

I accidentally (again) hijacked the thread talking about penis.

I find it a little disturbing that this is apparently the hottest topic on general.:eek:

To be a chav i would have to say It iz sick maaan. BRAP BRAP

this morning, drank way too much last night don't think i drank that much in at least six months, a good night though. woke up this morning at 8am still drunk went to lectures for 9am about 10ish i had to run out to vomit in the toilets. think i'll leave the drinking off for a while.
How much did you have and what did you have?

Hmm...makes sense.

Learning is fun! We really should get that sex ed class set up. "With Proffessors Smunkee & Bottle"

*plans to enact laws to that effect*
;)

I am a n00b so you can hardly blame me... A gullable little n00b

Nah you're a newbie, stick around you'll learn. nOOb's always start their first post with the gun smilies (and the gunge on occasion) and how they hate stuff and act like they own the board etc.etc. I recently went back to my first post and discovered that I too was a nOOb:(

Welcome to NSG!:)

Thank god i didnt do that. Oh well time to catch up... :gundge: :gundge: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

I'm in college, and my roommate's mother works at the cafeteria of an orphanage. The kids get fed well there, and the workers are allowed to take home food that was cooked but didn't get served. So, every weekend when my roommate goes home, he brings back some of this stuff. This also includes cartons of milk and orange juice the likes of which are found in any school cafeteria.

So on Wednesday, I grab one of the little cartons of juice, see that the expiration date is October 22nd, and crack it open. I chug most everything I drink, and I had completely swallowed the contents of the container before my brain registered the taste.

I assume the expiration date was wrong, as the stuff tasted like a wet dog smells and was highly acidic. I immediately ran to the toilet and horfed. It was a rich, thick vomit, as I had just eaten a can of chunky clam chowder.

I'm in college, and my roommate's mother works at the cafeteria of an orphanage. The kids get fed well there, and the workers are allowed to take home food that was cooked but didn't get served. So, every weekend when my roommate goes home, he brings back some of this stuff. This also includes cartons of milk and orange juice the likes of which are found in any school cafeteria.

So on Wednesday, I grab one of the little cartons of juice, see that the expiration date is October 22nd, and crack it open. I chug most everything I drink, and I had completely swallowed the contents of the container before my brain registered the taste.

I assume the expiration date was wrong, as the stuff tasted like a wet dog smells and was highly acidic. I immediately ran to the toilet and horfed. It was a rich, thick vomit, as I had just eaten a can of chunky clam chowder.

Oh yeah, finally another disgustingly decribed post!

I'm in college, and my roommate's mother works at the cafeteria of an orphanage. The kids get fed well there, and the workers are allowed to take home food that was cooked but didn't get served. So, every weekend when my roommate goes home, he brings back some of this stuff. This also includes cartons of milk and orange juice the likes of which are found in any school cafeteria.

So on Wednesday, I grab one of the little cartons of juice, see that the expiration date is October 22nd, and crack it open. I chug most everything I drink, and I had completely swallowed the contents of the container before my brain registered the taste.

I assume the expiration date was wrong, as the stuff tasted like a wet dog smells and was highly acidic. I immediately ran to the toilet and horfed. It was a rich, thick vomit, as I had just eaten a can of chunky clam chowder.

10/22/05?

I'm in college, and my roommate's mother works at the cafeteria of an orphanage. The kids get fed well there, and the workers are allowed to take home food that was cooked but didn't get served. So, every weekend when my roommate goes home, he brings back some of this stuff. This also includes cartons of milk and orange juice the likes of which are found in any school cafeteria.

So on Wednesday, I grab one of the little cartons of juice, see that the expiration date is October 22nd, and crack it open. I chug most everything I drink, and I had completely swallowed the contents of the container before my brain registered the taste.

I assume the expiration date was wrong, as the stuff tasted like a wet dog smells and was highly acidic. I immediately ran to the toilet and horfed. It was a rich, thick vomit, as I had just eaten a can of chunky clam chowder.


WTF? How do you confuse a can with a carton?? Were you drunk or just a mental?

erm....I meant that as nice as possible btw;)

Oh yeah, finally another disgustingly decribed post!

That wasn't disgustingly described. Needs more detail, something about the wet burning chunks.

WTF? How do you confuse a can with a carton?? Were you drunk or just a mental?

I think it was a metaphor.

That wasn't disgustingly described. Needs more detail, something about the wet burning chunks.

Twas the closest thing we have had in a while!

I think it was a metaphor.

ah ok.

Thank god i didnt do that. Oh well time to catch up... :gundge: :gundge: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

what is it with n00bs and their gun smilies?

Actually I went further than comfort in that last post. If you hadnt quoted me Id have deleted it gracefully, now I'll delete it and hope you do to.


Thank you Smunkee and SHAOLIN9

I am a n00b so you can hardly blame me... A gullable little n00b

Nah you're a newbie, stick around you'll learn. nOOb's always start their first post with the gun smilies (and the gunge on occasion) and how they hate stuff and act like they own the board etc.etc. I recently went back to my first post and discovered that I too was a nOOb

Welcome to NSG!

Thank god i didnt do that. Oh well time to catch up... :gundge: :gundge: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

what is it with n00bs and their gun smilies?

I dunno, but GA only posted them cos o me not cos he's a nOOb./defence

oh and I forgot to mention the headbang smilie also!

I dunno, but GA only posted them cos o me not cos he's a nOOb./defence

oh and I forgot to mention the headbang smilie also!

ah, I see. It makes sense now, forgive me.

:headbang: :headbang: forgiven

Thank you Smunkee and SHAOLIN9

Your wish is my command;)

ah, I see. It makes sense now, forgive me.
*forgiven*

Come on people - on with the puke stories!!! /hijack

10/22/05?
10/22/06

WTF? How do you confuse a can with a carton?? Were you drunk or just a mental?

erm....I meant that as nice as possible btw;)

Use some reading comprehension. I drank a carton of orange juice that made me yak up the clam chowder I had eaten previously.

10/22/06



Use some reading comprehension. I drank a carton of orange juice that made me yak up the clam chowder I had eaten previously.

ok, I just re-read, I apologize, I'm a tool. ;)

by reading this thread......... :)

Your wish is my command;)


*forgiven*

Come on people - on with the puke stories!!! /hijack


The most brilliant fever induced lack of common sense thing I ever did when vomitting was two years ago after 3 days of fever and not keeping anything down. I was laying on my bed sweating from fever and trying to doze before I moved and caused myself to vomit. I held out to long and I knew there was no chance to get to the other side of the bed where I had a container to barf into. So I panicked and grabbed the first thing. A motorcycle helmet which was never worn again, or even sniffed to see if it might be salvaged.

Actually I went further than comfort in that last post. If you hadnt quoted me Id have deleted it gracefully, now I'll delete it and hope you do to.


Thank you Smunkee and SHAOLIN9

Smunkee has recommended you for the Gabbly sex ed class Not Bad.

a few months back..... I don't really remember much of the details other than hubby cleaning it up, and taking care of me.

I don't usually vomit.

I remember I did once tho, and I didn't make it to the bathroom in time. But I was like 16 or 17, so way to old to call my parents. So I cleaned it up myself. :( It was very unpleasant.

Smunkee has recommended you for the Gabbly sex ed class Not Bad.

One is never too old to learn but I dont know the address of the place:rolleyes:

One is never too old to learn but I dont know the address of the place:rolleyes:

http://gabbly.com/http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1227

:p

Also, last time I vometed was behind a chair at a freinds house.

:eek:

You kids today..

what kind of thread is this???? :sniper:

what kind of thread is this???? :sniper:

n00b

I got sick last december, and puked up everything I ate for a few days. I ended up losing like fifteen pounds because I couldn't even drink for the first 24 hours. I gained it all back, though.

Well after all that build-up I couldn't resist, it wasn't so bad, miles away from the worst stuff I remember posted on NSG (that award goes to New Peeland with her definition of Munting Post ewwww......*shudders*)


Yeah, Peegirl can be kinda gross. But that's one of the reasons I like her. :D

I find it a little disturbing that this is apparently the hottest topic on general.:eek:

I'm just that good. ;)

I accidentally (again) hijacked the thread talking about penis.

Fixation much? ;)

http://gabbly.com/http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1227

:p

Also, last time I vometed was behind a chair at a freinds house.

Yeah, y'all keep mentioning Gabbly, but I never see you actually on it... :p

I'm not sure. It would have been over a year ago (well, maybe slightly less than a year, i'm not sure). I can think of two nights it might have been, on both cases I was suffering from acute whiskeyitis.

I'm not sure. It would have been over a year ago. I can think of two nights it might have been, on both cases I was suffering from acute whiskeyitis.

That's not a disease. It's a pleasure. ;)

last time i puked was at a friends house while i was asleep on her sofa this summer.

That's not a disease. It's a pleasure. ;)

I remember I was fine until I decided to have bacon and eggs for breakfast (and the other occasion it was a glass of orange juice that set me off).

I think I managed to absorb the whole bottle though, since I had a few hours sleep beforehand. :p

last time i puked was at a friends house while i was asleep on her sofa this summer.

She must love you... :p

I remember I was fine until I decided to have bacon and eggs for breakfast (and the other occasion it was a glass of orange juice that set me off).

I think I managed to absorb the whole bottle though, since I had a few hours sleep beforehand. :p

Weird...I've found that a good greasy breakfast -- helloooooooooo, bacon! -- usually helps, rather than triggering a ralph job.

Weird...I've found that a good greasy breakfast -- helloooooooooo, bacon! -- usually helps, rather than triggering a ralph job.

It's the smell that gets me more than the actual food, I think. I usually don't eat after a heavy drinking session, though. I'll just drink iced coffee or sprite to aid the recovery (although I have occasionally cracked open another beer. :p)

It's the smell that gets me more than the actual food, I think. I usually don't eat after a heavy drinking session, though. I'll just drink iced coffee or sprite to aid the recovery (although I have occasionally cracked open another beer. :p)

Cracking open another beer is actually the best cure. A hangover is just your body going through withdrawal. If you give it what it wants (more alcohol), it chills out. When I was at uni, and when it was cold enough, I used to keep a beer outside on the window ledge by my bed so that I could chug it when I first woke up to stave off any painful hangovers.

Cracking open another beer is actually the best cure. A hangover is just your body going through withdrawal. If you give it what it wants (more alcohol), it chills out. When I was at uni, and when it was cold enough, I used to keep a beer outside on the window ledge by my bed so that I could chug it when I first woke up to stave off any painful hangovers.

Yeah, although it leads to some nasty habits.

Yeah, although it leads to some nasty habits.

You mean, like, oh...alcoholism? :p

You mean, like, oh...alcoholism? :p

Eventually. Not like it makes a difference once in a while though, so eh. :p

Eventually. Not like it makes a difference once in a while though, so eh. :p

Meh, my friends have been amazed at how I can be such an alky and still manage to deal with my responsibilities. You can be a "deal-able drunk," as one of my friends puts it.

Meh, my friends have been amazed at how I can be such an alky and still manage to deal with my responsibilities. You can be a "deal-able drunk," as one of my friends puts it.

Yeah, but I have a friend and long-time drinking buddy who has some form of liver poisoning - he's 21. It's all well and good to be a drunk, but i think i'll pass on that aspect of it. :p

(although his recovery plan is interesting, he just switched from booze to weed.)

Yeah, but I have a friend and long-time drinking buddy who has some form of liver poisoning - he's 21. It's all well and good to be a drunk, but i think i'll pass on that aspect of it. :p

(although his recovery plan is interesting, he just switched from booze to weed.)


I'm totally honest with my doctors about all of the stuff I've done, and apparently, I'm still good, even though I've been a hard drinker for 17 years now (I'm 34). Weed, though, I did quit (after I'd quit all other drugs), because I did notice it was starting to affect my memory.

Urm... Monday was the last time, I believe. Shouldn't have challenged that massive Mancunian to a how-many-pints-can-you-down-in-five-minutes contest... come on, it wasn't that bad judgement, it was only £1 for a pint of Tetleys in there...:p

Urm... Monday was the last time, I believe. Shouldn't have challenged that massive Mancunian to a how-many-pints-can-you-down-in-five-minutes contest... come on, it wasn't that bad judgement, it was only £1 for a pint of Tetleys in there...:p

Damn! That's cheap! I've gotta drink at your pub!

Urm... Monday was the last time, I believe. Shouldn't have challenged that massive Mancunian to a how-many-pints-can-you-down-in-five-minutes contest... come on, it wasn't that bad judgement, it was only £1 for a pint of Tetleys in there...:p

and how many did you down?

and how many did you down?

I would hope at least five...

I'm just sitting back down at my computer after having puked up my lunch in the bathroom. I think I got a bad piece of chicken. When was the last time you hurled?

Poll coming.
This thread kinda makes me want to hurl:

http://www.geocities.com/edible_eye/puke.jpg




BTW, if this pic offends, I will remove it forthwith!!

I would hope at least five...

pint a minute hmmmmm.... I'm hoping for 7! Otherwise I won't be impressed!

Edit: ewww...sick pic, it's coming out teh nose an' all!

I very rarely puke. I average one every two years. My last one was only a few months ago. I had some sort of stomach bug. I was jetting from both ends. :(
Very graphic.....

TMI

pint a minute hmmmmm.... I'm hoping for 7! Otherwise I won't be impressed!

Edit: ewww...sick pic, it's coming out teh nose an' all!

I did say "at least," y'know. ;)

I find it a little disturbing that this is apparently the hottest topic on general.:eek:

http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/thread.gif

true, but it makes a nice change to have something other than bush/muslims/religion threads once in a while:)

http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/thread.gif

true, but it makes a nice change to have something other than bush/muslims/religion threads once in a while:)


I once puked on a Muslim...

I once puked on a Muslim...

:eek: Describe the afformentioned event!

:eek: Describe the afformentioned event!

I had a friend at uni from Turkey. I was hitting on his sister (she was HOT!), who also attended uni with us, and uh...yeah...couldn't hold it down.

I had a friend at uni from Turkey. I was hitting on his sister (she was HOT!), who also attended uni with us, and uh...yeah...couldn't hold it down.
http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/oopsfatmustard.jpg
I'm guessing you puked on him not his sister! I take it things didn't work out!

Smooth....

http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/oopsfatmustard.jpg
I'm guessing you puked on him not his sister! I take it things didn't work out!

Smooth....

No, I was ultra-smooth. I puked on her. :(

No, I was ultra-smooth. I puked on her. :(

ROFLCOPTER!!!!111!+1!!!shift+11!!!!

OMG! I take it your efforts to impress all went out teh window at that point!:D

ROFLCOPTER!!!!111!+1!!!shift+11!!!!

OMG! I take it your efforts to impress all went out teh window at that point!:D

She still talked to me, but there was no chance I was gonna get her to do the horizontal mamba with me. :(

Can't remember. Me no puke much.

She still talked to me, but there was no chance I was gonna get her to do the horizontal mamba with me. :(

Yeah I'm not surprised there. Nevermind.....plenty o' fish to hump or summat or t'other (insert BS statement about fish and sea here):p

Yeah I'm not surprised there. Nevermind.....plenty o' fish to hump or summat or t'other (insert BS statement about fish and sea here):p

Yeah, but she was gorgeous. And I could've stuck another pin in my map. Turkey doesn't have one yet. ;)

Lets see... last time I threw up was about 4 months into being pregnant. Before that, I'd been puking on average every other day for some months. The bad part of that was sometimes eating made my stomach settle down, and other times it just made the puke a lot nastier. I remember one time I ate two hot dogs, and they came right back up... I didn't eat another hot dog for like a year after that, because even the smell made me think of puking.

No, I didn't exactly enjoy being pregnant.

Lets see... last time I threw up was about 4 months into being pregnant. Before that, I'd been puking on average every other day for some months. The bad part of that was sometimes eating made my stomach settle down, and other times it just made the puke a lot nastier. I remember one time I ate two hot dogs, and they came right back up... I didn't eat another hot dog for like a year after that, because even the smell made me think of puking.

No, I didn't exactly enjoy being pregnant.

I now never want to get a woman pregnant... :(

Lets see... last time I threw up was about 4 months into being pregnant. Before that, I'd been puking on average every other day for some months. The bad part of that was sometimes eating made my stomach settle down, and other times it just made the puke a lot nastier. I remember one time I ate two hot dogs, and they came right back up... I didn't eat another hot dog for like a year after that, because even the smell made me think of puking.

No, I didn't exactly enjoy being pregnant.

Sounds like women have all the fun!!!!

I now never want to get a woman pregnant... :(

Me either....gross!:p

Well, there's that and, well, let's face it, I probably shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. :p

Well, there's that and, well, let's face it, I probably shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. :p

And you live in Boston.

And you live in Boston.

Actually, I live in Massachusetts, but I'm closer to Providence, RI.

I haven't been sick in years. I've no idea why, tbh - all I know is that I went into hospital when I was younger for some pretty major surgery, and have only been sick a couple of times in all the years since.

I haven't been sick in years. I've no idea why, tbh - all I know is that I went into hospital when I was younger for some pretty major surgery, and have only been sick a couple of times in all the years since.
You've not lived.

Actually, I live in Massachusetts, but I'm closer to Providence, RI.

Way to spoil my fun. :(

Haven't puked since last year. I overate.

Way to spoil my fun. :(

When you find something you do well, you run with it. ;)

When you find something you do well, you run with it. ;)

Well.. fine. :mad:


If your ladyfriend's daughter saying "hoagie" yet?

Well.. fine. :mad:


If your ladyfriend's daughter saying "hoagie" yet?

No, but cheesesteaks are one of her favourites. :D

No, but cheesesteaks are one of her favourites. :D

God bless her.

God bless her.

You know you've got a great kid on your hands when she's constantly asking to have cheesesteaks for dinner. :D

I puke an awful lot, first thing in the morning, last thing at night.
Its become part of my life, a daily occurrance.
I'm well over this now, its normal for me, I just avoid eating carrots and other things like alot of red meat which kill your throat coming back up.
If people get anoyed at my spewing all the time I just tell them to deal with it, and leave me alone.

I puke an awful lot, first thing in the morning, last thing at night.
Its become part of my life, a daily occurrance.
I'm well over this now, its normal for me, I just avoid eating carrots and other things like alot of red meat which kill your throat coming back up.
If people get anoyed at my spewing all the time I just tell them to deal with it, and leave me alone.

That's hot.

Haven't puked since last year. I overate.

We require a description -- in nauseating detail. :p

I puke an awful lot, first thing in the morning, last thing at night.
Its become part of my life, a daily occurrance.
I'm well over this now, its normal for me, I just avoid eating carrots and other things like alot of red meat which kill your throat coming back up.
If people get anoyed at my spewing all the time I just tell them to deal with it, and leave me alone.

Is it just some natural thing that's happened or are you suffering from side-effects of medication, or what? Either way, it's treatable. :)

Speaking of getting sick... I almost threw up tonight but I think I'm getting over it... I dunno... ugh, I think it was bad KFC macaroni salad or something, I've just felt so shitty for about the last six or seven hours (having consumed it nine hours previous to this post)... crampy, sweating, nauseous, insomniac... not fun. And I had a Geography midterm to write tomorrow, but I guess I'm not going in since I'm basically bedridden.

Cluich, I'll let you know all about my experiences if I have any, you emetophile. ;)

Only when I lick my pelt during moulting season.

Is it just some natural thing that's happened or are you suffering from side-effects of medication, or what? Either way, it's treatable. :)

Speaking of getting sick... I almost threw up tonight but I think I'm getting over it... I dunno... ugh, I think it was bad KFC macaroni salad or something, I've just felt so shitty for about the last six or seven hours (having consumed it nine hours previous to this post)... crampy, sweating, nauseous, insomniac... not fun. And I had a Geography midterm to write tomorrow, but I guess I'm not going in since I'm basically bedridden.

Cluich, I'll let you know all about my experiences if I have any, you emetophile. ;)

Go to the mid-term and throw up there. You're pretty much certain to get out of it that way.

Oh, and then come back home and post all about what happened. :p

Where are my puke stories, dammit?!?

Y'all are seriously disappointing me... :(

I rarely ever puke, the last time I actually puked because i was sick, i think was 11 years ago - never managed to get anywhere on time so it landed in the middle of the kitchen floor, my sisters the only ones home at that moment were so happy with me when they had to clean it up. The last time I puked for other reasons (just a little too much to drink) was about half a year ago and i did not enjoy that!

I rarely ever puke, the last time I actually puked because i was sick, i think was 11 years ago - never managed to get anywhere on time so it landed in the middle of the kitchen floor, my sisters the only ones home at that moment were so happy with me when they had to clean it up. The last time I puked for other reasons (just a little too much to drink) was about half a year ago and i did not enjoy that!

You've only puked once from drinking? You obviously haven't partied with me. ;)

No puking. Cramping, diarehea(sp) and queasiness. Sick the last two days. Sorry to disappoint you, Cluich. Maybe soon.

My immune system is clearly superior, it's been atleast five years since I blew chunks.

No puking. Cramping, diarehea(sp) and queasiness. Sick the last two days. Sorry to disappoint you, Cluich. Maybe soon.

Maybe. Drink up! ;)

You've only puked once from drinking? You obviously haven't partied with me. ;)

no, i've puked more often- it doesn't really matter how much i drink though, it really really depends on what i drink... I was just saying that the last time i puked was in the past year (i've puked more than once in the past year).

no, i've puked more often- it doesn't really matter how much i drink though, it really really depends on what i drink... I was just saying that the last time i puked was in the past year (i've puked more than once in the past year).

Same here. I usually only puke from drinking if I mix what I'm having. I can drink beer, whiskey -- pretty much anything -- until the cows come home, as long as I stick to one type of drink. It's when I throw in a few shots of whiskey when I'm drinking beer all night, for instance, that I have problems.

Same here. I usually only puke from drinking if I mix what I'm having. I can drink beer, whiskey -- pretty much anything -- until the cows come home, as long as I stick to one type of drink. It's when I throw in a few shots of whiskey when I'm drinking beer all night, for instance, that I have problems.

I normally have that but then just the other night, i had way to much to drink, and way to many different drinks too (beer, wine, sambuca, tequila, and some other stuff that i can't remeber) and i was fine... well, apart from being really drunk...

I normally have that but then just the other night, i had way to much to drink, and way to many different drinks too (beer, wine, sambuca, tequila, and some other stuff that i can't remeber) and i was fine... well, apart from being really drunk...

Tequila, unless it's mixed with something, instantly turns my stomach into a trampoline. It's the only liquor I can't drink straight.

I think I just threw up in my mouth

lol well someone had to say it!:p

I think I just threw up in my mouth

lol well someone had to say it!:p

I would've gotten there eventually. ;)

I would've gotten there eventually. ;)

14 pages and still not said it! I was becoming doubtful;)

Normally I tend to ignore sickness(I'm blessed with a strong constitution). However when it does happen, its not pretty. A few months ago I came down with the creeping crud. I had chills, and both sluices were open full throttle. but the worst part was the hurling. I felt as though my insides were being pulled out by a dirty rope. It was horrible projectile puking(I did get some good distance,though). Then after 24 hours I was back to my normal self...except my chest muscles hurt for a week. I couldn't laugh, or cough, without pain.

I haven't vomited in years. Seriously, I hate it so much I'd rather stay sick than vomit.

I haven't vomited in years. Seriously, I hate it so much I'd rather stay sick than vomit.

Vomiting is sometimes your body's way of expelling sickness, mate.

I'm very rarely sick. I havent had a stomach virus or food poisoning in many years.

I can throw up at will,though. The last time I vomitted, it was after something I ate wasnt sitting right and I deliberately brought it up to try to head off the possible illness.

I dont need to stimulate any gag-reflex. No fingers, no bending over.

I can just bring it up-all or part, with no violent wretching.

I haven't vomited in years. Seriously, I hate it so much I'd rather stay sick than vomit.

I dont enjoy vomitting by any means, but I'd much rather get rid of it all in a few moments-gargle, rinse and brush and then try to enjoy a little relief, rather than stay sick & sour, trying to ride the illness out.

Most often, you get some relief pretty quickly after barfing.

I'd rather have pain than nausea.

I dont enjoy vomitting by any means, but I'd much rather get rid of it all in a few moments-gargle, rinse and brush and then try to enjoy a little relief, rather than stay sick & sour, trying to ride the illness out.

Most often, you get some relief pretty quickly after barfing.

I'd rather have pain than nausea.

Absolutely. You know the pain's not gonna last that long, but you have no idea how long the nausea will continue. I'll take the known evil over the unknown, thank you.

its harder for me to ride the nausea out-like you said-you dont know how long it will last.
You do know, however, when it does pass your stomach and into your intestine, it will very likely become something else thats no fun to deal with.


My efforts are to stop it sooner if possible. I can live with a good puke.

And a little baking soda gargle can help get rid of that sour acid and let you rest a little.

I prefer some cinnamon Scope over baking soda, but yeah.

I'd elaborate on what caused the vomiting, but that's off topic.

No, it's not. Elaborate. Go on. You know you want to... :p

(I'm assuming the meaning of "puked" you used was of "vomited")

What other definition of puked is there?

What other definition of puked is there?

I was wondering that myself... :confused:

No, no...please continue here. :D

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As for my comments about creating a new thread, I was more so asking was it worth a new thread for? I considered doing so before and I don't think many people are going to read through a thread titled "I Just Puked" to look for something about the details of a specific case of diabetic ketoacidosis.


Glad to hear you got the care you needed in time.

Best wishes

Glad to hear you got the care you needed in time.

Best wishes
Thanks. Yeah, can't say for sure how much longer I would've had otherwise... I too am very grateful I got to the hospital on time. The next time I was in that clinic, even though it was for a flu shot that I didn't get, most of the time was talking about the difference between that time and the time before, and especially my dad thanking the doctor for being prompt the time before and mentioning how it's what I really needed then... anyway, though, I probably went into a bit too far off topic for something about throwing up...

Oh well. And Flibbleites, I don't know of any other either, but I wanted to just clearly state what I was assuming just in case there was another meaning of "puked" Also, could I create another thread about this? I know it's already in this thread, but I don't think my full mention of it on this site is best placed in this thread...

Thanks. Yeah, can't say for sure how much longer I would've had otherwise... I too am very grateful I got to the hospital on time. The next time I was in that clinic, even though it was for a flu shot that I didn't get, most of the time was talking about the difference between that time and the time before, and especially my dad thanking the doctor for being prompt the time before and mentioning how it's what I really needed then... anyway, though, I probably went into a bit too far off topic for something about throwing up...

Oh well. And Flibbleites, I don't know of any other either, but I wanted to just clearly state what I was assuming just in case there was another meaning of "puked" Also, could I create another thread about this? I know it's already in this thread, but I don't think my full mention of it on this site is best placed in this thread...

Well-good for you- It sounds like you have a caring, attentive father that got you to a competant doctor in time.

If either of those guys werent in the picture, you might no longer be in it.

Trolls like the person who started this thread make me feel like...

He's probably lying about puking anyway, and so started this thread just to get some attention.

Don't feed the troll!

Trolls like the person who started this thread make me feel like...

He's probably lying about puking anyway, and so started this thread just to get some attention.

Don't feed the troll!

You either a) don't know what that means b) had nothing to say of merit so just said the first thing that came to mind or c) are a troll yourself.

So, which will it be; top, middle or bottom?

You either a) don't know what that means b) had nothing to say of merit so just said the first thing that came to mind or c) are a troll yourself.

So, which will it be; top, middle or bottom?

Considering that they're just lined up across, you don't really have a "top, middle or bottom

Considering that they're just lined up across, you don't really have a "top, middle or bottom

:rolleyes:

Fine.

What will it be; left, middle, or right?

:rolleyes:

Fine.

What will it be; left, middle, or right?

Presumably c is left?

Presumably c is left?

Only if you have a puny monitor.

Only if you have a puny monitor.

I posit that your monitor is simply freakishly oversized.

I posit that your monitor is simply freakishly oversized.
When I wish to go back to the days of having to scroll down for three days to read a sentence, I'll let you know.

*builds Cluich a bridge over the troll*

I have to change my vote. I was drunk last night and forced myself to throw up to a) get to sleep, and b) avoid a hangover this morning.

I have to change my vote. I was drunk last night and forced myself to throw up to a) get to sleep, and b) avoid a hangover this morning.

The Two-Finger Trigger Pull. Well done! :D

Trolls like the person who started this thread make me feel like...

He's probably lying about puking anyway, and so started this thread just to get some attention.

Don't feed the troll!

Oh, the irony... :p

AS I heard the Late Comedian George Miller say it....

Happiness comes from the inside,
thats why you always feel better, after you puke!:D

Oh, the irony... :p

say it ain't so....:p

What, do you think you can read minds or something? Ok, fine, you guessed right in guessing that I wanted to, but others with the same cause of vomiting as I had might not want to talk about it like I do, for part of the same reason that makes me want to elaborate; How sensitive the circumstances surrounding it are... well, actually, part of the reason I want to elaborate is that this is the first time I mentioned this story directly the board of a forum. On a couple other forums, I vaguely referenced it on the board, and on I think one of those forums I mentioned it directly in Private Messaging to other users. But my point is, that guess might offend those to whom your assumption wouldn't apply... if not make them feel uncomfortable...

I'm surprised I forgot to mention more specifically "a couple weeks more than a year ago" when I made my earlier post, because the way I remember that was because it was at least a day or more before October 11, 2005 (the day I went into the emergency room) and now is October 24, 2006... so it was a year and 2 weeks at least. When I threw up, I was feeling sick for a while, not sure how long, but I do recall feeling somewhat stomach-sick, so I could've known what was coming for a little while, but ironically, this was just part of something worse I should've known was coming for months.

After all, for months, I had type 1 diabetes and didn't know it.

Let's go back a few months. The winter before then, I noticed I seemed to have a rather long-lasting sore throat. But, thinking about it differently, I doubt I really got better; I probably just got used to it. Afterwards, I would feel thirsty and drinking water didn't seem to really help. I also felt more tired than I did before as well. The spring following that, I noticed that the skin in my hands tore open on its own. My dad said they were probably cracked with dryness, probably because I washed my hands too much. He was right in saying they were cracked with dryness, but the untreated diabetes probably contributed to that, just as it did the thirst and tiredness, at least to the extent it was there, probably had a bit if not quite a lot to do with the diabetes.

Then, early that October, I'm not sure in what order I noticed this, but I did notice my tounge seemed very sensitive, not to taste but to pain... I remember even Ketchup hurt to get on my tongue. Later, I noticed some sense of something seeming overwhelmingly not quite right, I don't know how to describe it because I don't remember exactly what it felt like, but when doing homework at a friend's house, which I did before, something seemed out of place about how I was physically feeling... and I know one Friday, I was feeling really tired at supper and didn't want to get up and drank more Pepsi for something to do while sitting down. Big mistake. That might have been both caused by the it and contributing to it. I later felt stomach sick and I remember drinking a large slushie one day followed by some tea... and I then "puked" once... but I didn't have a temperature before OR after so I think my mom assumed that throwing up took care of the problem. It didn't. The night before going to the hospital, that sense at a friend's house of something seeming overwhelmingly not quite right returned more so... if I recall correctly it felt almost like I wasn't even breathing, and my own legs and/or arms while in bed seemed loose to lift. When I got up in the middle of the night I was so clumsy that I fell over a table and knocked a lamp over.

The next morning, my dad got me up, and it was hard to get up. More so than usual, obviously. I went to the clinic like I had requested the night before. Fortunately, nobody was there. But my dad could tell something was wrong and told the nurse I needed to see a doctor immediately, so I did. The doctor checked my heart rate and blood pressure and said "get him to the emergency room" and I was actually relieved to hear this; My chest hurt, I found it hard to breathe, and I felt much worse than I did even in the few days before then, and it was even worse whenever I got up... and with that statement I could tell I wasn't over-reacting while realizing that at least it was something that could be dealt with. The doctor then called the hospital to let them know I was on my way. I remember my dad parking in an ambulance spot, then I got out and as I walked I saw that a few people in... I think it was yellow suits, saw me arrive and the next thing I remember was being in the emergency room, getting hooked up on intravenous fluids. I didn't hear it at the time, but my dad later said that one of the nurses said "the next hour will tell the tale of whether he lives or dies" and I'm not even sure if I knew beforehand that type 1 diabetes was life-threatening and I certainly had no excuse not to know given that I was given an assignment back in elementary school about the development of insulin replacement by Banting and Best, including about people dying before it, which was probably the school's way of warning people about type 1 diabetes...

What was going on, to be specific, was diabetic ketoacidosis, a complication of type 1 diabetes that is life-threatening even in the short term. It was a very close call for me, despite that I didn't directly realize that at the time. Similarily, the reason I was throwing up that particular time was the same reason I felt weird a few days earlier, the same reason I was so thirsy and tired months before, as well as the same reason why my skin was tearing open on its own... all with the same reason, and I didn't know that at the time. Anyway though, Cluichstan, is it safe to say you should probably be a bit more careful about making assumptions like the one you made earlier?

As for my comments about creating a new thread, I was more so asking was it worth a new thread for? I considered doing so before and I don't think many people are going to read through a thread titled "I Just Puked" to look for something about the details of a specific case of diabetic ketoacidosis.

OMG that's harsh.

Dude, I have type 1 and flu lead me to ketoacidosis which put me in hospital for a week with 2 drips. It REALLY wasn't fun, as well you know, luckily for me mine wasn't as advanced as yours seems to've been from the post.

I'm glad you got help when you did, seems to me like you shoulda gone to see a doc beforehand though from the other symptoms.

i puke usualy once per month.
i have a lung sickness ,and in the morning i can puke my first coffee

i puke usualy once per month.
i have a lung sickness ,and in the morning i can puke my first coffee

What sort of lung sickness causes your stomach to empty itself of its contents? :confused:

What sort of lung sickness causes your stomach to empty itself of its contents? :confused:
lung emphysem,.

lung emphysem,.

Emphysema, you mean? I still don't see the connection, unless coughing a lot causes you to blow chunks.

No more puke stories? Surely people went to Halloween parties this weekend and have tales to tell... :p