NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm a Catholic,quite liberal on this.Find it amusing.Read on.As for the statement about fundamentalists on religion and atheists-you know why its there.:cool:




Taoism
Shit happens.

Confucianism
Confucius say, "Shit happens".Respect it

Calvinism
Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it really isn`t shit.

Seventh Day Adventist
No shit on Saturdays

Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?

Hedonism
There`s nothing like a good shit happening.

Hinduism
This shit happened before.

Mormon
This shit is going to happen again.

Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Moonies
Only happy shit really happens.

Stoicism
This shit is good for me.

Protestantism
Let the shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you are BAD.

Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to US?

Zoroastrianism
Shit happens half the time.

Christian Science
Shit is in your mind.

Atheism
Sheeit.

Existentialism
What is shit anyway?

Rastafarianism
Let`s smoke this shit.

Jesuitism
If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?

Psychoanalysis
Shit happens because of your toilet training.

Scientology
Shit happens if you're on our shit list.

Unitarianism
Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.

Mysticism
What weird shit!

Agnosticism
What is this shit?

Nihilism
Who needs this shit?

Aztec
Cut out this shit!

Quaker
Let's not fight over this shit.

Forteanism
No shit??

12-Step
I am powerless to cut the shit.

Voodoo
Hey, that shit looks just like you!

New Age
Visualize shit not happening.

Deism
Shit just happens.

Secular Humanism
Shit evolves.

Shintoism
Shit is everywhere.

Wicca
Mix this shit together and make it happen!

Hasidism
Shit never happens the same way twice.

Objectivism
Our shit is good for you.

Theosophy
You don't know half of the shit that happens.

Dianetics
Your mother gave you shit before your were born.

Jehovah's Witnesses
No shit happens until Armageddon.

Hopi
Corn fertilizer happens.

Baha'i
It's all the same shit.

Cute. I would have put the Calvinist position as "Shit happens because you aren't one of the elect." And isn't Dianetics sort of the same as Scientology?

Anyway, cute.:D

This is the word of God.

funny, I still Hate religion though.

You forgot the Church of Emacs: Press Meta-Alt-Shit