NationStates Jolt Archive


What can't Texans fry?

Teh_pantless_hero
19-10-2006, 21:00
This jsut in, Texans figured out how to fry coke. No, not cocaine, though I do suppose some do it, but Coca-Cola. That's right folks, now you decay your teeth and harden your arteries simultaneously!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061016/od_afp/usfoodcokeoffbeat
Taredas
19-10-2006, 21:06
Old news for me. Come on, they even fry water at the state fair... compared to that, coke's easy-peasy.
Khadgar
19-10-2006, 21:09
Mmm fried coke..

*gains 130 pounds*
*grips chest*
*dies*
Yootopia
19-10-2006, 22:21
Any abstract noun. There :p
Turquoise Days
19-10-2006, 22:30
Any abstract noun. There :p

*opens a can of alphabetti spaghetti*
Barbaric Tribes
19-10-2006, 22:32
Mmm fried coke..

*gains 130 pounds*
*grips chest*
*dies*

*repeats the act just seen, for some reason still unknown to phycologists*
Babelistan
19-10-2006, 22:38
they fry people, why not coke?
Swilatia
19-10-2006, 22:45
air.

i will bet you 50 bucks they can't fry air.
Farnhamia
19-10-2006, 22:48
air.

i will bet you 50 bucks they can't fry air.

I bet someone tries, though. :D I heard the fried coke guy interviewed on NPR a month or so ago. Very funny.
Lacadaemon
19-10-2006, 23:01
you can't fry oil.
Nodinia
19-10-2006, 23:48
they fry people, why not coke?


Damn you, damn you to all hell......
Bitchkitten
19-10-2006, 23:51
That just sounds disgusting:gundge:
Montacanos
19-10-2006, 23:52
Im overcome by the urge to try some...
Dosuun
19-10-2006, 23:52
You know what they say. A deep fried candy bar a day keeps the doctor away. But it attracts the funueral home director for some reason.
Markreich
19-10-2006, 23:54
As usual, the recipie was found after someone said "Hey, y'all, watch THIS!". :D
[NS]St Jello Biafra
19-10-2006, 23:55
That just sounds disgusting:gundge:

If by disgusting you mean delicious, then we're in agreement.
Dosuun
19-10-2006, 23:55
I wonder what a hot dog deep fried inside of a hamburger would taste like. I wonder what it would look like.
Teh_pantless_hero
20-10-2006, 01:53
I wonder what a hot dog deep fried inside of a hamburger would taste like.
Hotdog burger.

I wonder what it would look like.
A corndog.
Dosuun
20-10-2006, 01:58
I mean bun and everything. And the burger would be made with real ham. I'm gonna have to make that some day. If I don't like I can just throw what's left at my neighbors house. With that much fattening grease the wall will turn clear.
Katganistan
20-10-2006, 02:28
Hmmm.... why don't they deep fry Mentos and then combine them and the deep fried Coke? :D
Potarius
20-10-2006, 02:31
Hmmm.... why don't they deep fry Mentos and then combine them and the deep fried Coke? :D

Or, save the trouble of doing that and just deep fry a bucketload of Junior Mints.
Katganistan
20-10-2006, 02:34
:p Yeah, but I wanna see a deep fried fountain!


Of course, I know they won't react in their special way once fried, but funny mental image....:D
Potarius
20-10-2006, 02:35
:p Yeah, but I wanna see a deep fried fountain!


Of course, I know they won't react in their special way once fried, but funny mental image....:D

...You know, the first image that came to mind was that of a city fountain covered in deep fried, floury goodness.

No, I'm not stoned.
New Xero Seven
20-10-2006, 02:38
They can't fry the State of Texas. :)
Katganistan
20-10-2006, 02:46
They can't fry the State of Texas. :)

God knows GW tried. :D