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I just got an email from my kid, with this (http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html)link in it, she wants to buy one and mail it to her grandma for Christmas......

I don't know, after we bought the Ann Coulter Doll (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) at the Goodwill last Christmas, I think my mother in law might hurt me if she gets this one too.

The thread title says it all. Just...wow.

I like the Charles Darwin action figure better.

Yeah, she just might, Smunkee. And for sure the kid's going to be out of the will. :p

Could the Ann doll's skirt be much shorter, by the way?

That made me fart and stain my underwear a little. :(

I just got an email from my kid, with this (http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html)link in it, she wants to buy one and mail it to her grandma for Christmas......

I don't know, after we bought the Ann Coulter Doll (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) at the Goodwill last Christmas, I think my mother in law might hurt me if she gets this one too.Just too scary to contemplate.

I just got an email from my kid, with this (http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html)link in it, she wants to buy one and mail it to her grandma for Christmas......

I don't know, after we bought the Ann Coulter Doll (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) at the Goodwill last Christmas, I think my mother in law might hurt me if she gets this one too.

Now if the real one's would only speak when someone pulls their cord, life would be perfect. I like a version of AC and Dr. Laura where I can put them in a box and forget they exist.

ohmygod its a real doll that is sold by dr laura!!

not toooooo much ego eh?

at least she got the neck size right

I always wondered how much Ann Coulter was worth. Now I know: $29.99 plus S&H.

Now if the real one's would only speak when someone pulls their cord, life would be perfect. I like a version of AC and Dr. Laura where I can put them in a box and forget they exist.

Or snip that cord off real close ... Very scary dolls, I must say.

Wish they sold Dr. Laura and Ann Coulter voodoo dolls. :(

I just got an email from my kid, with this (http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html)link in it, she wants to buy one and mail it to her grandma for Christmas......

I don't know, after we bought the Ann Coulter Doll (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) at the Goodwill last Christmas, I think my mother in law might hurt me if she gets this one too.

ROFLMAO!

Wow...this is an entirely new experience for me. wait, is Dr. Laura, Laura Ingrahm? Or are they two different people?

Wow...this is an entirely new experience for me. wait, is Dr. Laura, Laura Ingrahm? Or are they two different people?

Dr. Laura isn't a person, she's a demonic uber-bitch vampiress. :p

Dr. Laura isn't a person, she's a demonic uber-bitch vampiress. :p

oh...but is she Laura Ingrahm, or is that someone else?

oh...but is she Laura Ingrahm, or is that someone else?

They're not the same person.

Does anyone else think that these toys would be much better as transformers? One moment: Anne Coulter. The next: robotic spider with spring-loaded missile launcher!

Wish they sold Dr. Laura and Ann Coulter voodoo dolls. :(

Lmao!

Hmmm...Does she come with the kung-fu grip and Malibu beach cruiser? :p

oh...but is she Laura Ingrahm, or is that someone else?

Someone else. Dr. Laura is Laura Schlessinger. My (very conservative) dad forbade me to listen to her at one point, though... he said she was a waste of time.

EDIT: Does anyone else think Dr. Laura is a bit scary looking - not only as a doll, but also in real life? It's the mouth man.... *shudder*

I just got an email from my kid, with this (http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html)link in it, she wants to buy one and mail it to her grandma for Christmas......

I don't know, after we bought the Ann Coulter Doll (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) at the Goodwill last Christmas, I think my mother in law might hurt me if she gets this one too.

Wait, you actually bought the Ann Coulter doll?:confused:

Wait, you actually bought the Ann Coulter doll?:confused:

50 cents, still in the box, we were going to destroy it some fun way and post it to her blog, but then we decided it would be more fun to give it to my uber-democrat mother in law on Christmas and tape her reaction.

Wow...this is an entirely new experience for me. wait, is Dr. Laura, Laura Ingrahm? Or are they two different people?

Dr Laura Schlessinger

Shes an old uptight moralist and Pschobabbler on the radio who reformed to religion and morals after she made her way through college posing for porn mags and etc.

50 cents, still in the box, we were going to destroy it some fun way and post it to her blog, but then we decided it would be more fun to give it to my uber-democrat mother in law on Christmas and tape her reaction.

Hmm... buying it leaves me feeling disgusted, but on hearing the reasons for it... well done!:D
I hope her reaction was even remotely like I would like to imagine, now that would be worth buying the doll!

Hmm... buying it leaves me feeling disgusted, but on hearing the reasons for it... well done!:D
I hope her reaction was even remotely like I would like to imagine, now that would be worth buying the doll!

well, the funny thing is that she didn't know who Ann Coulter was, so she took the doll out of the box and pressed the button and heard

"Liberals can't come out and say they want to take more of our money and kill babies, and ...." you know the rest....

her face turned bright red, like anger red, and she looked at us like she was going to kill someone, and then my kid sensing the danger said "isn't she stupid grandma?"

LMAO, the kid probably saved our lives.

We laugh about it now (although not in front of my MIL)

well, the funny thing is that she didn't know who Ann Coulter was, so she took the doll out of the box and pressed the button and heard

"Liberals can't come out and say they want to take more of our money and kill babies, and ...." you know the rest....

her face turned bright red, like anger red, and she looked at us like she was going to kill someone, and then my kid sensing the danger said "isn't she stupid grandma?"

LMAO, the kid probably saved our lives.

We laugh about it now (although not in front of my MIL)

Nice! If you've got that on tape you should sooooo put it on YouTube! lol!

$30+postage-------Wait for a year and pick it up for 50 cents.

By the way, I thought you were a Christian. Honor thy father and thy mother.

I guess we all now know that you are a Christian in name only.

I just got an email from my kid, with this (http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html)link in it, she wants to buy one and mail it to her grandma for Christmas......

I don't know, after we bought the Ann Coulter Doll (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) at the Goodwill last Christmas, I think my mother in law might hurt me if she gets this one too.
Your kid needs to learn the concept of "inheritance. ;)

I like the Charles Darwin action figure better.

Sigmund Freud is the best damn action figure ever.

I just got an email from my kid, with this (http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html)link in it, she wants to buy one and mail it to her grandma for Christmas......

I don't know, after we bought the Ann Coulter Doll (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) at the Goodwill last Christmas, I think my mother in law might hurt me if she gets this one too.

Do it. The greater cosmos demands it.

I always wondered how much Ann Coulter was worth. Now I know: $29.99 plus S&H.
I might buy one if it comes with pins. :D

Sigmund Freud is the best damn action figure ever.

I saw a Jesus action figure once...

I might buy one if it comes with pins. :D

Beat you to it. :p

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I just got an email from my kid, with this (http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html)link in it, she wants to buy one and mail it to her grandma for Christmas......

I don't know, after we bought the Ann Coulter Doll (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) at the Goodwill last Christmas, I think my mother in law might hurt me if she gets this one too.

LMAO! I should get one of those for my ex! She swears by Dr. Laura! :D

I saw a Jesus action figure once...
Have you seen the Jesus bobble head?

I just got an email from my kid, with this (http://www.drlaura.com/main/action_figure.html)link in it, she wants to buy one and mail it to her grandma for Christmas......

I don't know, after we bought the Ann Coulter Doll (http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml) at the Goodwill last Christmas, I think my mother in law might hurt me if she gets this one too.

Of if you actually got your daughter an Ann Coulter doll, it will be a sad day.

How could you let your daughter idolize that hate spewing bitch?

well, the funny thing is that she didn't know who Ann Coulter was, so she took the doll out of the box and pressed the button and heard

"Liberals can't come out and say they want to take more of our money and kill babies, and ...." you know the rest....

her face turned bright red, like anger red, and she looked at us like she was going to kill someone, and then my kid sensing the danger said "isn't she stupid grandma?"

LMAO, the kid probably saved our lives.

We laugh about it now (although not in front of my MIL)

Ok never mind my last post ... I see you raised a good daugher.

Beat you to it. :p

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DAMN!!!


Perhaps we should manufacture the Ann Coulter Pin Cushion Doll?

I would imagine that after legal costs, we would still have a pile of money?

Have you seen the Jesus bobble head?

Nope.

I want one!

DAMN!!!


Perhaps we should manufacture the Ann Coulter Pin Cushion Doll?

I would imagine that after legal costs, we would still have a pile of money?

*shakes CH's hand*

Let's do it! :D

*shakes CH's hand*

Let's do it! :D

Hold it! I want a piece of this action. We could expand to GW dolls, Chaney dolls, Rush dolls, Fallwell dolls, even Kennedy and Hillary dolls.

Hold it! I want a piece of this action. We could expand to GW dolls, Chaney dolls, Rush dolls, Fallwell dolls, even Kennedy and Hillary dolls.

How about the Hillary VS Coulter x-treme catfight video game?

LMAO! I should get one of those for my ex! She swears by Dr. Laura! :DPoor you. I'm hoping this was a short lived relationship.

*commits suicide*

Hold it! I want a piece of this action. We could expand to GW dolls, Chaney dolls, Rush dolls, Fallwell dolls, even Kennedy and Hillary dolls.

Would the Cheney doll come with a bb gun and a lawyer doll with concentric red and white circles painted on it?

How about the Hillary VS Coulter x-treme catfight video game?Rock-em Sock-em Retards? Whichever one wins faces Mike Tyson?

How about the Hillary VS Coulter x-treme catfight video game?
Once Hilary kicks Ann in the balls, Ann will be down and out. :eek:

Once Hilary kicks Ann in the balls, Ann will be down and out. :eek:

Didnt work on Bill.

well, the funny thing is that she didn't know who Ann Coulter was, so she took the doll out of the box and pressed the button and heard

"Liberals can't come out and say they want to take more of our money and kill babies, and ...." you know the rest....

her face turned bright red, like anger red, and she looked at us like she was going to kill someone, and then my kid sensing the danger said "isn't she stupid grandma?"

LMAO, the kid probably saved our lives.

We laugh about it now (although not in front of my MIL)
LOL

What's not to laugh about?

Ann's funny as is. The fact that there is a doll too! Classic, perhaps I'm easily entertained, but this'll keep me in odd moment giggles for years to come....

I'm with Asterix "these pundits are crazy".:D

Does anyone else think that these toys would be much better as transformers? One moment: Anne Coulter. The next: robotic spider with spring-loaded missile launcher!
LMAO! How did I miss this when I read through it?:D
DAMN!!!


Perhaps we should manufacture the Ann Coulter Pin Cushion Doll?

I would imagine that after legal costs, we would still have a pile of money?
OMG, that is brilliant.
*shakes CH's hand*

Let's do it! :D
DO IT. Seriously.
How about the Hillary VS Coulter x-treme catfight video game?
You, my friend, might be onto something....hmm....Two modes of play, both optional for single or multi-player: 1) catfighting in a boxing style ring or 2) running around the White House with automatic weapons, RPG's, y'know, all the good stuff from your run of the mill third-person shooter.:D
*commits suicide*
*points and laughs*
Would the Cheney doll come with a bb gun and a lawyer doll with concentric red and white circles painted on it?

Could you produce it without that?:confused:

Didnt work on Bill.

You have to have balls of steel to be Bill Clinton.

You, my friend, might be onto something....hmm....Two modes of play, both optional for single or multi-player: 1) catfighting in a boxing style ring or 2) running around the White House with automatic weapons, RPG's, y'know, all the good stuff from your run of the mill third-person shooter.
Bush and Condi running around the White House with automatics good enough for you?
http://www.miniclip.com/games/bush-shoot-out/en/
:D

Bush and Condi running around the White House with automatics good enough for you?
http://www.miniclip.com/games/bush-shoot-out/en/
:D

:eek: Dude, I LOVE you!:D:D:D:D:D:fluffle: I think they should really make something like that for the PC and consoles. I would SOOOOO buy that!:D

$30+postage-------Wait for a year and pick it up for 50 cents.

By the way, I thought you were a Christian. Honor thy father and thy mother.

I guess we all now know that you are a Christian in name only.

I only answer to my husband now. I am respectful to my parents and his, but really he is my boss.

All seriousness aside, it was a joke, I did buy her an actual present. We are a joking family, it's like when I was vegan and they bought me cereal bowls that said "got milk?" on them.

I only answer to my husband now. I am respectful to my parents and his, but really he is my boss.

All seriousness aside, it was a joke, I did buy her an actual present. We are a joking family, it's like when I was vegan and they bought me cereal bowls that said "got milk?" on them.

I am SO gonna do that!:eek:

You have to have balls of steel to be Bill Clinton.

And eyeballs of steel to marry Hilary.

And eyeballs of steel to marry Hilary.

Bionic eyeballs?:confused:

Bionic eyeballs?:confused:

No, eyes that are blind.

Hillary is not a handsome woman.

No, eyes that are blind.

Hillary is not a handsome woman.

I wouldn't know. I'm not of a mind to gouge out my eyes, so I never look.:p Besides, I feel blind most of the time anyway. :cool: <--See? Blind.:D

Bionic eyeballs?:confused:

They come with photoshop, you see.

They come with photoshop, you see.

Ah. Now it all makes perfect nonsense. *nods*

Have you seen the Jesus bobble head?

No, but what about a John the Baptist bobblehead doll?

Some assembly required...

No, but what about a John the Baptist bobblehead doll?

Some assembly required...

Paris Hilton doll, pre drilled for mounting.

And eyeballs of steel to marry Hilary.

Is that all you have on her? Her looks? Do you know how many pug-fugly MALE congresscritters there are? Man, grow some principles.

Paris Hilton doll, pre drilled for mounting.

"Pre-drilled" -- that explains a lot, really.

Is that all you have on her? Her looks? Do you know how many pug-fugly MALE congresscritters there are? Man, grow some principles.

Someone didn't get the play on words here...

Anyways, those dolls made my day, thanks.

Is that all you have on her? Her looks? Do you know how many pug-fugly MALE congresscritters there are? Man, grow some principles.
Isnt that enough? We arent talking congressional records here we are talking dolls, which children might look at. Think of the children for the love of humanity!
It's OK if you like the looks of her I suppose. If you would do her who am I to say you are bizarre?

Is that all you have on her? Her looks? Do you know how many pug-fugly MALE congresscritters there are? Man, grow some principles.

No, but it's a place to start.

I only answer to my husband now. I am respectful to my parents and his, but really he is my boss.

All seriousness aside, it was a joke, I did buy her an actual present. We are a joking family, it's like when I was vegan and they bought me cereal bowls that said "got milk?" on them.

Remember, they don't have to honor you---you have to honor them.

Remember also, this woman raised a very good man---And she did it as a "liberal". Maybe she knows something you don't.

I always wondered how much Ann Coulter was worth. Now I know: $29.99 plus S&H.

Sigg'd.

Could the Ann doll's skirt be much shorter, by the way?

Good point. It's not very accurate. Ann tends to dress like she intends to striptease people rather than froth at the mouth.

Remember, they don't have to honor you---you have to honor them.
I honor them, but my first priorty is to my husband.

Remember also, this woman raised a very good man---And she did it as a "liberal". Maybe she knows something you don't.
I have nothing against "liberals" and she got the joke after my kid explained it, I don't like Ann Coulter, we just thought it would be funny, my mother in law thinks it's funny. I don't know exactly what the comment means about "knowing something I don't".... I am very confused.

I've always had a thing for Dr. Laura. Oh, and before nayone calls me out on that, I'm kidding.

Remember, they don't have to honor you---you have to honor them.

Remember also, this woman raised a very good man---And she did it as a "liberal". Maybe she knows something you don't.

What better way to honor them than with a good joke?

No, but what about a John the Baptist bobblehead doll?

Some assembly required...

I had one of those but the head kept falling off. Luckily it comes with a platter ... :p

I had one of those but the head kept falling off. Luckily it comes with a platter ... :p

LOL I want one, now.:D