NationStates Jolt Archive


Ouch!!

Pax dei
18-10-2006, 18:24
Roofer nails testicle to roof .

An Austrian workman who slipped while working on a house nailed his own testicle to the roof with a nail gun.

August Voegl, 59, from Jennersdorf, shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun.

He was unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof.

Emergency medics were called in to separate the man from the roof after which he was airlifted to a nearby hospital where he is reportedly recovering well after surgery.

I know its kinda spaming but I just had to post it.My eyes are still watering after reading it.So does this hurt more than childbirth??
Farnhamia
18-10-2006, 18:25
Where do I go to nominate him for a Darwin Award?
Greater Trostia
18-10-2006, 18:26
Mother of God!
Call to power
18-10-2006, 18:27
think of the party tricks you could do with the hole :eek:
Ice Hockey Players
18-10-2006, 18:28
So does this hurt more than childbirth??

I kind of don't care to find out.
The Blaatschapen
18-10-2006, 18:28
Ouch indeed :(
Pax dei
18-10-2006, 18:30
think of the party tricks you could do with the hole :eek:

:p :p
CthulhuFhtagn
18-10-2006, 18:45
So does this hurt more than childbirth??
No. I can only think of one thing that hurts as much as childbirth, and two that hurt more.
Qwystyria
18-10-2006, 18:48
No. I can only think of one thing that hurts as much as childbirth, and two that hurt more.

Oh come now. Someone has to ask.

Personally, I can think of a few... like having major surgery while fully concious and unmedicated.
CthulhuFhtagn
18-10-2006, 18:50
Personally, I can think of a few... like having major surgery while fully concious and unmedicated.
Childbirth more or less is having major surgery while fully conscious and unmedicated.
Carnivorous Lickers
18-10-2006, 18:53
I know its kinda spaming but I just had to post it.My eyes are still watering after reading it.So does this hurt more than childbirth??

sounds like someone was playing with a voodoo doll of him.

I use a nailgun and I'm not sure how he did this.
Pax dei
18-10-2006, 18:57
sounds like someone was playing with a voodoo doll of him.

I use a nailgun and I'm not sure how he did this.
You would imagine one would have to go out of their way to nail anybodys nut to a roof let alone their own..;)
Khadgar
18-10-2006, 19:23
Where do I go to nominate him for a Darwin Award?

He's still quite capable of siring an offspring with just one testicle.
Pax dei
18-10-2006, 19:27
He's still quite capable of siring an offspring with just one testicle.
But can he kill two birds with one stone.;)
Wanderjar
18-10-2006, 19:29
think of the party tricks you could do with the hole :eek:

:eek: