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Allright, I've done this topic before, but it was over a year ago and the crowd has changed signifcantly. So here is the question:

You have the option of spending the rest of your life with a S/O whose top half is fish, and lower half is human OR someone who's upper half is human and lower half is fish. Please assume human intellegence either way, but not ability to speak. Which do you choose? Why?

Allright, I've done this topic before, but it was over a year ago and the crowd has changed signifcantly. So here is the question:

You have the option of spending the rest of your life with a S/O whose top half is fish, and lower half is human OR someone who's upper half is human and lower half is fish. Please assume human intellegence either way, but not ability to speak. Which do you choose? Why?

Top half human, bottom half fish. Fact is, I'd rather be able to talk with my SO and have the truly important emotional bond. And I hear that blowjobs from mermaids are the best amongst the best.

Is there ANYONE who would take the top half fish option? Mermaids anyone?

Top half human, please. Otherwise it's like a fish head with legs. Ew. I could ignore someones bottom, but how could you possibly take miss fish-head on a date? Not to mention the fact that she has cold fish eyes. I mean, jesus.

If it was a choice between half fish or lifelong singleness, I'd take lower half fish. That was a really easy question, who would choose the other? :confused:

If it was a choice between half fish or lifelong singleness, I'd take lower half fish. That was a really easy question, who would choose the other? :confused:

People actually have before....

People actually have before....

o.O ... I'm not sure I want to know why.

Top half human. Fish faces aren't very expressive or beautiful, fish heads don't have long gorgeous hair to stroke. And I don't imagine they're very fun to make out with.

this is "oddest" thread I guess I could say, I have ever seen.

People actually have before....

And I am proud to be the first to do so on this latest incarnation of the poll.

o.O ... I'm not sure I want to know why.

Apparently, they're the kind of person that would like you for your crotch more than your face. And that's scary.

this is "oddest" thread I guess I could say, I have ever seen.

I used to do a odd and random thread every night. I don't remember what any of them were though. *sigh*

I have to be able to communicate with my man. Top half human.

Allright, I've done this topic before, but it was over a year ago and the crowd has changed signifcantly. So here is the question:

You have the option of spending the rest of your life with a S/O whose top half is fish, and lower half is human OR someone who's upper half is human and lower half is fish. Please assume human intellegence either way, but not ability to speak. Which do you choose? Why?
My boyfriend and I have only one cutsie thing that we do. We don't use pet names, we don't make googoo eyes at each other, and we don't do any of that annoying PDA that everybody gets so bitchy about. But sometimes, just to be sweet, we have this little ritual we do.

I put my arms around him, look deep into his eyes, and ask him, "Darling, would you still love me if I were a mermaid?"

And he looks deep into my eyes, and tenderly tells me, "It would depend on which half was the lady part and which part was the fish."

We are adorable.

top half human, at least that way i only have to smell fish half the time.

I'm a bottom, why do you ask?
Er...top half human.

Top human, bottom fish. Culturally, we're acquainted with the image of the mermaid, but we're not acquainted with the inverse.

Here is my justification:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/revasser/tish3.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/revasser/tish2.jpg

My boyfriend and I have only one cutsie thing that we do. We don't use pet names, we don't make googoo eyes at each other, and we don't do any of that annoying PDA that everybody gets so bitchy about. But sometimes, just to be sweet, we have this little ritual we do.

I put my arms around him, look deep into his eyes, and ask him, "Darling, would you still love me if I were a mermaid?"

And he looks deep into my eyes, and tenderly tells me, "It would depend on which half was the lady part and which part was the fish."

We are adorable.
that's so freaking funny because my husband and I have a similar exchange....

although it involves him and being a Centaur.....

(j/k, but you do have a TG)

that's so freaking funny because my husband and I have a similar exchange....

although it involves him and being a Centaur.....

And now I'm thinking of jokes about horses and their endowments...*sigh* It's not that my mind is in the gutter, so much as my mind appears to be entirely composed of gutter...:D


(j/k, but you do have a TG)
(responded!)

And now I'm thinking of jokes about horses and their endowments...*sigh* It's not that my mind is in the gutter, so much as my mind appears to be entirely composed of gutter...:D

that's okay, I chose a Centaur for that reason....LOL

I'm a bottom, why do you ask?


In the "kinky" kind of perspective? eh? ;)

What are you missing out on with the bottom half a fish? I mean sure, sex would be a little more limited, but there is nothing wrong with oral.

The top half being a fish however… that really limits a relationship.

BTW: I am slightly disappointed – the thread title made me think this would be about people’s sexual preferences. I'm a switch ;)

I would much rather have the mermaid...than...whatever it is that you'd call that

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/revasser/tish3.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/revasser/tish2.jpg

meow! :D

I think I'd take the mermaid since she can presumably breath in open air and can swim really really good

Now to choose what kind of fish the bottom half will be…

Is there ANYONE who would take the top half fish option? Mermaids anyone?


Mermaids FTW!

I'm a bottom, why do you ask?
Er...top half human.

That was exactly what I thought when I read the thread title. :)

And, yes, top half human here, too. Who would want to kiss fish lips?

80% bottom, 20% top here.

Or weren't you asking about my sexual position preference?

Dood... Has no one realised that Anal would still be possible with a mermaid?

Dood... Has no one realised that Anal would still be possible with a mermaid?



:D

Yeah, but what about those of us that want to get it, instead of giving it?

Top half fish. You get all the important parts of a woman, and as a bonus she can't talk.

Yeah, but what about those of us that want to get it, instead of giving it?

Em... Vibrating Egg Shacks?

Very unsafe for work. (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/ninebucks/fishra_is_horny.jpg)

Yeah... I made that image, I was asked to draw the grossest thing I could think of at the time...

Very unsafe for work. (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b324/ninebucks/fishra_is_horny.jpg)

Yeah... I made that image, I was asked to draw the grossest thing I could think of at the time...

You have serious issues.
In a good way. ;)

Dood... Has no one realised that Anal would still be possible with a mermaid?

...it would be?

Dood... Has no one realised that Anal would still be possible with a mermaid?

I have, which is why I see absolutely no point to having the person be a fish on top rather than a lovely human.

I have, which is why I see absolutely no point to having the person be a fish on top rather than a lovely human.

Could you please explain to me how anal with a mermaid is possible?

Could you please explain to me how anal with a mermaid is possible?

Fish have to go to the bathroom, too... they eat, after all.

Fish have to go to the bathroom, too... they eat, after all.

Yeah, but wouldn't it be a hole surrounded by fish scales? I'd think that would be uncomfortable, don't you?

"Oh, honey, you're so wonder--AGH, YOUR DORSAL FIN JUST IMPALED MY STOMACH!"