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Cat kills dog and self in cruel murder plot.

Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 07:10
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/18/hero.dog.ap/index.html

What a cunning and sadistic cat! :p
IL Ruffino
18-10-2006, 07:15
Yet another reason to hate cats!
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 07:16
Yet another reason to hate cats!

On the contrary, I love cats. I just don't trust them. :)
Kyronea
18-10-2006, 07:25
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/18/hero.dog.ap/index.html

What a cunning and sadistic cat! :p

You know, it's a sad testemant to how jaded we've become that at first I had no reaction to the title, thinking something like "Oh, yay, another murder." Then the cat and dog part hit me.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 08:12
You know, it's a sad testemant to how jaded we've become that at first I had no reaction to the title, thinking something like "Oh, yay, another murder." Then the cat and dog part hit me.

Oh, usually these things go as unreported or barely reported accidents. This cat got sloppy. *nod*
HIVE PROTECTOR
18-10-2006, 08:18
Sounds like a brave dog to me. Wonder why the cat didn't bail out after the fire started?
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 08:26
Sounds like a brave dog to me. Wonder why the cat didn't bail out after the fire started?

To lure the meddling bastard of a dog back in, of course. :p Unfortunately somehow, the cat fell into it's own trap. :p
Callisdrun
18-10-2006, 08:42
On the contrary, I love cats. I just don't trust them. :)

I hate them, with a few exceptions. My neighbor's dog killed a couple. I liked the dog a lot more when I learned that.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 08:44
I hate them, with a few exceptions. My neighbor's dog killed a couple. I liked the dog a lot more when I learned that.

Cats may be evil, but they are very easy to keep happy. All they need is a couple legs to rub, a place to nap, occasional feedings and something to chase and/or torment. That's about it. The woman in question only had one leg. She had to go. *nod*
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 08:50
Ahh comon, how can anyone hate cats. My kitten Amelia is a sweet little Siamese. She loves to play, to sleep by your side and to just be her adorable, cute, funny and playful self. How can you hate this?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/PAY5353/Amelia/awwww.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/PAY5353/Amelia/DSCF0006.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/PAY5353/DSCF0001.jpg
Kyronea
18-10-2006, 08:55
I prefer my Miniature Pincher, thank you very much.

Though that cat is awesomly cute.
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 08:56
I prefer my Miniature Pincher, thank you very much.

Though that cat is awesomly cute.

She is, and she is just a sweetheart. Unless your playing "The Claw" with her, then she starts to play alittle rough, however she never breaks the skin lol.
Callisdrun
18-10-2006, 08:56
Ahh comon, how can anyone hate cats.

Easily.
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 08:57
Easily.

Amelia loves you though and wants to lick your nose and let you smell her stinky breath. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 08:59
Amelia loves you though and wants to lick your nose and let you smell her stinky breath. :)

And if you don't, well there's always Plan B:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/kitty_sniper.jpg

:D
Callisdrun
18-10-2006, 09:02
Amelia loves you though and wants to lick your nose and let you smell her stinky breath. :)


The fact that I'm extremely allergic (as in, after about an hour or two in a house with cats, one would think I was dying of the flu) doesn't help.
Kyronea
18-10-2006, 09:02
And if you don't, well there's always Plan B:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/kitty_sniper.jpg

:D

I hire that cat for ONE JOB and she milks it for all the free press on the internet...OOOH I wish I had been paid royalties for all those photo ops...
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 09:03
And if you don't, well there's always Plan B:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/kitty_sniper.jpg

:D

That's the only time a sniper will shoot me and I'll be saying "awww sooo cute!" lol!

Damn you LG, you are using my one weakness against me!
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 09:04
The fact that I'm extremely allergic (as in, after about an hour or two in a house with cats, one would think I was dying of the flu) doesn't help.

Actually, we give Amelia a bath about once a week, we do it because my mom is allergic to cats too.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 09:05
The fact that I'm extremely allergic (as in, after about an hour or two in a house with cats, one would think I was dying of the flu) doesn't help.

Presenting: The hypoallergenic cat!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/10/27/biotechnology.cats/

And to think that people fear genetic modification. :p
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 09:07
Presenting: The hypoallergenic cat!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/10/27/biotechnology.cats/

And to think that people fear genetic modification. :p

Or you can buy Mr. Bigglesworth!

http://www.baldnmore.com/pics/625_th.jpg

Anyone who can guess where I got Mr. Bigglesworth from gets a slice of cheese cake. Two if you can tell me if Mr. Bigglesworth has always been hairless. Three if you can name the owner of Mr. Bigglesworth!
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 09:08
That's the only time a sniper will shoot me and I'll be saying "awww sooo cute!" lol!

Damn you LG, you are using my one weakness against me!

That's probably why I like cats so much; We have a lot in common. :)
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 09:10
That's probably why I like cats so much; We have a lot in common. :)

Yes we do, we both like cats, we're both sensible people, and we're both nuts! Whoooo! *strips and run naked through a nursing home*
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 09:12
Yes we do, we both like cats, we're both sensible people, and we're both nuts! Whoooo! *strips and run naked through a nursing home*

*chases*
Callisdrun
18-10-2006, 09:12
Actually, we give Amelia a bath about once a week, we do it because my mom is allergic to cats too.

I didn't say being allergic was the reason, just that it didn't help.


I still hate cats. Not sure if I hate them or squirrels more.
Risottia
18-10-2006, 09:13
Humans made pets out of wolves, and wolves became dogs.
Cats made pets out of monkeys, and monkeys became humans.;)
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 09:14
I didn't say being allergic was the reason, just that it didn't help.


I still hate cats. Not sure if I hate them or squirrels more.

Cats can hunt squirrels. ;)
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 09:15
*chases*

*does a sexy dance in front of old women then takes off again* :D
Kyronea
18-10-2006, 09:17
Presenting: The hypoallergenic cat!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/10/27/biotechnology.cats/

And to think that people fear genetic modification. :p
Kind of expensive for just one pet, don't you think?

Also: I have cat allergies, but only if there are multiple cats all around me and/or a cat decides to shed its fur in my face. Repeatedly.
Callisdrun
18-10-2006, 10:13
Kind of expensive for just one pet, don't you think?

Also: I have cat allergies, but only if there are multiple cats all around me and/or a cat decides to shed its fur in my face. Repeatedly.

I just have to be in the same house as one. And that's for cats that stay indoors the whole time.
I V Stalin
18-10-2006, 10:15
How can you hate this?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/PAY5353/Amelia/DSCF0006.jpg
I think your cat has been stolen and replaced by a very good robot copy. ;)
Gorias
18-10-2006, 11:06
it was a jihad cat.
Anthil
18-10-2006, 11:14
Yet another reason to hate cats!

Candles, artificial plants and irresponsible idiots, I'd say.
Anthil
18-10-2006, 11:18
Presenting: The hypoallergenic cat!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/10/27/biotechnology.cats/

And to think that people fear genetic modification. :p

I thought they already existed. Naturally hypoallergenic cats, I mean. Called Siberians or Siberian wood cats.
Chandelier
18-10-2006, 11:26
This is so sad.:(
Whereyouthinkyougoing
18-10-2006, 11:27
I think your cat has been stolen and replaced by a very good robot copy. ;)
Oh please, "very good copy"? The eyes are totally giving it away. Amateurs. :rolleyes: :p

Cute cat though, Wilgrove - love that it's an "old-fashioned" round-faced Siamese and not one of the new gaunt ones. And nice name, too. ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
18-10-2006, 11:28
This is so sad.:(

Oops, didn't even comment on the article.
Yes, yes it is. Poor doggie. :(
Chandelier
18-10-2006, 11:31
Oops, didn't even comment on the article.
Yes, yes it is. Poor doggie. :(

Poor cat and dog. The dog was a hero, the cat just tipped over a candle. You should never leave a burning candle where a cat can get to it, especially not near flammable artificial plants.

:(
Whereyouthinkyougoing
18-10-2006, 11:46
Poor cat and dog. The dog was a hero, the cat just tipped over a candle. You should never leave a burning candle where a cat can get to it, especially not near flammable artificial plants.

:(

I forgot the cat. :eek:

That really wasn't a very smart plan by the cat, resulting in his own death and no glory in the memories of people. :rolleyes: :(
Lunatic Goofballs
18-10-2006, 11:48
I forgot the cat. :eek:

That really wasn't a very smart plan by the cat, resulting in his own death and no glory in the memories of people. :rolleyes: :(

The cat got sloppy. *nod*
Chandelier
18-10-2006, 11:49
I forgot the cat. :eek:

That really wasn't a very smart plan by the cat, resulting in his own death and no glory in the memories of people. :rolleyes: :(

It just makes me really sad. I love cats.:(
Falhaar2
18-10-2006, 11:54
Awwwww. Poor dog. What a hero.
Ifreann
18-10-2006, 11:56
The cat was just sent back to hell. It'll return soon. Cats are the devils butt nuggets.
Roslav
18-10-2006, 11:57
Or you can buy Mr. Bigglesworth!

Anyone who can guess where I got Mr. Bigglesworth from gets a slice of cheese cake. Two if you can tell me if Mr. Bigglesworth has always been hairless. Three if you can name the owner of Mr. Bigglesworth!
1. Austin Powers movies, of course!
2. IIRC, he went hairless after freezing in space capsule...
3. Everyones all time favourite villain: Dr. Evil
I V Stalin
18-10-2006, 12:30
Oh please, "very good copy"? The eyes are totally giving it away. Amateurs. :rolleyes: :p

Cute cat though, Wilgrove - love that it's an "old-fashioned" round-faced Siamese and not one of the new gaunt ones. And nice name, too. ;)
No, it's a good copy. The reason the eyes are red is because of the LEDs behind the eyes that reflect the camera flash. If the cat were sitting in front of you right now...I'd run, because it knows you know its secret, and it's going to kill you...or not. No, you wouldn't suspect a thing. Unless you shined a light into its eyes.
I V Stalin
18-10-2006, 12:30
1. Austin Powers movies, of course!
2. IIRC, he went hairless after freezing in space capsule...
3. Everyones all time favourite villain: Dr. Evil
*waits to ambush Roslav and steal the cheesecake*
Minaris
18-10-2006, 12:47
Ahh comon, how can anyone hate cats. My kitten Amelia is a sweet little Siamese.

I prefer dogs. Do a google image search for puppies and you'll know why.
STELLARMOON
18-10-2006, 15:54
Aawww poor dog. I'm a dog love myself. You'll never see a cat rescue anything!
Ny Nordland
18-10-2006, 16:03
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/18/hero.dog.ap/index.html

What a cunning and sadistic cat! :p

I dont see the black humour on this story amusing or " :p ". You are probably mentally unstable as your nick suggests.
Demented Hamsters
18-10-2006, 16:15
Or you can buy Mr. Bigglesworth!

http://www.baldnmore.com/pics/625_th.jpg


A mate of mine's got one of those. Total psycho cat, even by cat standards. And that's saying something.
Apparently they (sphinx cats) are all like that, too. Something to do with having to keep moving to maintain bodyheat, iirc.
So they're constantly running around jumping on things and scratching anything remotely scratchable (esp people).
Demented Hamsters
18-10-2006, 16:16
I dont see the black humour on this story amusing or " :p ". You are probably mentally unstable as your nick suggests.
Well, you wouldn't, would you?
If it was a muslim dog that died, you'd probably laugh yourself silly.
Ny Nordland
18-10-2006, 16:21
Well, you wouldn't, would you?
If it was a muslim dog that died, you'd probably laugh yourself silly.

Please keep moronic jokes to yourself, it doesnt lift my lips a mm.
Ultraextreme Sanity
18-10-2006, 16:26
I have a female pit / lab mix that eats dogs but lives with three cats and even sleeps with them .....maybe she's a lesbian ?
I V Stalin
18-10-2006, 16:45
I dont see the black humour on this story amusing or " :p ". You are probably mentally unstable as your nick suggests.
Shit happens. If you don't laugh at it, then life's just crap.
Ultraextreme Sanity
18-10-2006, 16:49
Shit happens. If you don't laugh at it, then life's just crap.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndwEOIaeuGo ;)
Demented Hamsters
18-10-2006, 16:54
Please keep moronic jokes to yourself, it doesnt lift my lips a mm.
wasn't meant to.
Truth can be painful at times, can't it my dear?
Mt-Tau
18-10-2006, 17:00
Ahh comon, how can anyone hate cats. My kitten Amelia is a sweet little Siamese. She loves to play, to sleep by your side and to just be her adorable, cute, funny and playful self. How can you hate this?!




When all my roomie's cats do is sleep, eat, or shit/piss/barf all over the place...well how could I like them? What's more iritating is that my roomie is OK with this.
Lerkistan
18-10-2006, 17:06
Ahh comon, how can anyone hate cats. My kitten Amelia is a sweet little Siamese. She loves to play, to sleep by your side and to just be her adorable, cute, funny and playful self. How can you hate this?!


Cute indeed, but demonic nevertheless.

Poor dog, not only did he save his owner, he also gave his life to make sure the cat couldn't escape the fire.
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 19:45
Oh please, "very good copy"? The eyes are totally giving it away. Amateurs. :rolleyes: :p

Cute cat though, Wilgrove - love that it's an "old-fashioned" round-faced Siamese and not one of the new gaunt ones. And nice name, too. ;)

ugh I hate those gaunt ones, they look more like rats than cats. Amelia is an applehead Siamese (the name of the round-faced one). I will only buy Appleheads, nothing else.
Wilgrove
18-10-2006, 19:47
1. Austin Powers movies, of course!
2. IIRC, he went hairless after freezing in space capsule...
3. Everyones all time favourite villain: Dr. Evil

You get the 3 slices of cheese cake!