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Perhaps this guy is right and we should nuke the moon.

http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

(One of the funniest political peices I've read in quite a while. Do take the time to click the link.)

I agree with him. FUCK the Moon! All it does is sit up there and mock us. Fucking douche bag.

Heck yeah, beeyatch.

Like they say, violence is not the answer, except in sex and war.

fuck it, we don't need tides anymore.

Godly.

Perhaps this guy is right and we should nuke the moon.

http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

(One of the funniest political peices I've read in quite a while. Do take the time to click the link.)

I did. I got a 403.

I agree with him. FUCK the Moon! All it does is sit up there and mock us. Fucking douche bag.

I agree.. Mooning is against civil laws as Indecent exposure... Nuke the MOON!


(Someone should cut and paste it. it's hilarious)

follow the link to the t-shirts

they are hilarious, may be getting some for me and some friends

Haw haw. I got a better idea, nuke the whales. You gotta nuke something and whales are closer.

Nuking the moon may be stupid but using nukes to go to the moon isn't. Write a letter to your congressman urging them to vote to increase NASA's budget.

I've seen this show. Don't we have to establish a moonbase there first? :p

I've seen this show. Don't we have to establish a moonbase there first? :p

No, but the Nazi's do, man! And dont' let anyone tell you different!

No, but the Nazi's do, man! And dont' let anyone tell you different!

You guys clearly didn't bother to read the thing. The entire point is to NOT kill people, but to make people think we'll kill them if they don't pay the FCT and perhaps a tip.

gosh. this is senseless.
we'd all end up dying.
we need the moon. without the moon there would be no light at nite :D
:headbang:

gosh. this is senseless.
we'd all end up dying.
we need the moon. without the moon there would be no light at nite :D
:headbang:

If we nuke it real good, it'll glow way brighter than it shines now!

I wonder why the person who wrote this didn't think to himself,

"Well,mabye, if we start nuking shit, all the other countries with as many nukes as us i.e. Russia,China,etc. will decide to use the same buttfuck crazy stategy. And then we'll all be having atomic winters in the middle of July! Wouldn't that be crazy?! A fucking radioactive,snowing 4th of July! YEAH, GO AMERICA!"

Still funny ,though, if mostly dim-witted.

I like the moon please dont nuke it. Nuke the sun instead .

I like the moon please dont nuke it. Nuke the sun instead .

You have a point. I was sort of hoping we could use the Moon as a stepping-stone off this planet and getting it all radioactive would put a damper on that. Nuking the sun doesn't have the same visuals, though. We need something near enough to be seen but not so near that the Earth develops a giant radioactive cloud around it.

Is this a joke? Don't think this guy is being serious everybody. Im certainly not taking him seriously.

I like the moon please dont nuke it. Nuke the sun instead .

Yeah, well I like the moon too, but unless we really nuke the dirt out of it, there's not much there that would be damaged. it might rearrange the surface a bit - and make it a bit less hospitable in terms of settling it, but I really don't think we'll settle it until well after radiation would be gone anyway.

Nuking the sun, however, might unbalance it (haha) and make it explode, and how'd you like it then??

Is this a joke? Don't think this guy is being serious everybody. Im certainly not taking him seriously.

If you need to ask, perhaps you need to take yourself a bit less seriously. I'm glad you're not taking him seriously - you probably shouldn't really take anyone else here seriously either, most of the time.

NO, he's not being serious. Of course he's not being serious. It's funny becuase it has some small element of truth and seriousness in it... but serious? Heh.

Is this a joke? Don't think this guy is being serious everybody. Im certainly not taking him seriously.

**grows a sense of humor in a pot**

**give it to maetron**

This is mildly amusing.

It reminds me of the Comedy Centrals Last Laugh ‘05.

Lewis Black proposed that we reelect Regan as the next president.
He did such a good job scaring the Russians when he was alive, just think how great he would do as a corpse.

We are dealing with an enemy that is totally psychotic. They don’t care who they kill or how they kill them. Not only are they not afraid of dying, they are happy to die. They are that psychotic. The only way to beat someone that crazy (and I know this from living in New York) is to be even more psychotic than they are to scare the living shit out of them.

When we roll Regan’s hearse down Pennsylvania Avenue to be sworn in by Rehnquist, in total silence, and they show that day after day on Al Jazeera, nobody will fuck with us for quite some time.

You couldn't actually nuke the moon into non-existence, its gravitational force would be too strong to be pulled apart permenantly by any explosion. But then again, thats not the guy's point, it's just to scare people, and yeah... speaking as a godless Yurpian, it would be shit-scary.

Is this a joke? Don't think this guy is being serious everybody. Im certainly not taking him seriously.

What are you talking about? I've never heard a more brilliant plan for world peace.

You couldn't actually nuke the moon into non-existence, its gravitational force would be too strong to be pulled apart permenantly by any explosion. But then again, thats not the guy's point, it's just to scare people, and yeah... speaking as a godless Yurpian, it would be shit-scary.

You mean a "Yurpeen"? Gosh, you fellers talk funny. :p

That moon thinks it is so great. Sitting up there, giving our oceans tides. Betcha that moon is pretty smug. We should add more craters to its pockmarked face. Show it that the Earth will not tolerate its arrogant way of hanging in the sky. It thinks a meteor makes a mess on its surface? We'll show the moon what a NUKE can do!

I'm really surprised that no-one has posted a link to that 'we like the moon' thing...

actually if you nuke the moon, the world will spin on its axis so that one side is always facing the sun and one is always in the dark. Both sides are uninhabitable. All the plants and animals die. Life on earth ends.

is it still funny???????:)

actually if you nuke the moon, the world will spin on its axis so that one side is always facing the sun and one is always in the dark. Both sides are uninhabitable. All the plants and animals die. Life on earth ends.

is it still funny???????:)

No, the twilight band will still support life. Weird life, I grant you. Read more sci-fi. And smile, even silly humans don't have enough nukes to vaporize the Moon. Its mass is 7.35 times 10 to the 22nd power kilograms.

actually if you nuke the moon, the world will spin on its axis so that one side is always facing the sun and one is always in the dark. Both sides are uninhabitable. All the plants and animals die. Life on earth ends.

is it still funny???????:)

Ahem. We all joke about nuking something occassionally. I sometimes dream of a tactical nuclear weapon landing on Yankee Stadium...

Or maybe Pro Player Stadium? I don't care for the Dolphins...

Ahem. We all joke about nuking something occassionally. I sometimes dream of a tactical nuclear weapon landing on Yankee Stadium...

Or maybe Pro Player Stadium? I don't care for the Dolphins...

Hey! Watch it with the Yankee Stadium remarks, you ... liberal commie redneck neo-con probable Mets-lover! ;)

Hey! Watch it with the Yankee Stadium remarks, you ... liberal commie redneck neo-con probable Mets-lover! ;)

Red Sox lover, mind you. A proud one. :)

Ahem. We all joke about nuking something occassionally. I sometimes dream of a tactical nuclear weapon landing on Yankee Stadium...

Or maybe Pro Player Stadium? I don't care for the Dolphins...

I though about a tactical nuclear strike on my neighbours. But then i though vaporization. So i figured if they dropped it the right distance away, then they would burn up, but not me! Too bad that right distance would be central london. oh well.

Hey, for all I care we can nuke ALL the baseball stadiums... small tactical nukes. And make sure all the fans are in them at the time... bye guys.

Red Sox lover, mind you. A proud one. :)

:eek: Even worse!

:eek: Even worse!

http://plaza.ufl.edu/triciar/redsox/img0.gif

That says it all for me. :D

Haw haw. I got a better idea, nuke the whales. You gotta nuke something and whales are closer.

Nuking the moon may be stupid but using nukes to go to the moon isn't. Write a letter to your congressman urging them to vote to increase NASA's budget.

Are you really questioning the rationality of nuking the moon, and then giving a more realistic target?

http://plaza.ufl.edu/triciar/redsox/img0.gif

That says it all for me. :D

Okay, once every 86 years, no problem. I'll be dead the next time. And given the performance turned in by my guys, maybe I'll just move along. :headbang:

Okay, once every 86 years, no problem. I'll be dead the next time. And given the performance turned in by my guys, maybe I'll just move along. :headbang:

Heh, we don't make it to the WS for two seasons after winning it all and people start saying it'll be another 86 years. Sounds as if Yankee fans are being a bit optomistic there. Especially as NY makes it to the postseason then falls on their face.

I think we can really go places, if we can get some good starting pitching.