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Martha Stewart-New Age Nazi

Harlesburg
16-10-2006, 11:51
An Ad came on tv, funnily enough advertising Matha Stewart's Television Program and it got me thinking Blonde hair Blue eyes, she is a Nazi.

Comparisons with Hitler:
Both spent time in Prison and got let out early.
Both bent peoples minds to do their bidding.
Hitler wrote a book, Martha Stewart might have...

The Evidence is clear.
Martha Stewart is a Nazi!
Kinda Sensible people
16-10-2006, 11:55
They also both used the oven a lot. :D
East of Eden is Nod
16-10-2006, 11:55
Hitler wasn't blonde.
BackwoodsSquatches
16-10-2006, 11:57
I used to work for a particular department store that Stewart had a promotional line of products with.

Martha Stewart Living.

Pots, pans, paint, gadgets, glassware, silverware, garden supplies, clothing, you name it.

My favorite was this:

A 3/12 inch2 block of cedar.

a "closet freshener".

Suggested Retail price:

$4.99.

for about 23 cents worth of cheap wood.

Now SOME of her products were actually quality stuff, and quite durable.
However, all of it was over-priced.
BackwoodsSquatches
16-10-2006, 11:57
Hitler wasn't blonde.

No, but Blondie was the name of his dog.
Harlesburg
16-10-2006, 12:02
Hitler wasn't blonde.
Nope but he liked them and he was a Nazi!
Andaluciae
16-10-2006, 12:05
Nope but he liked them and he was a Nazi!

So now Hitler officially likes me. Awesome.
Harlesburg
16-10-2006, 12:06
They also both used the oven a lot. :D
http://209.85.12.227/1381/85/emo/laugh.gif
Harlesburg
16-10-2006, 12:08
So now Hitler officially likes me. Awesome.
Unless you are like Atlantian Islands...
BackwoodsSquatches
16-10-2006, 12:09
BTW, did you just Godwin your own thread?
Harlesburg
16-10-2006, 12:12
BTW, did you just Godwin your own thread?
Refresh me on the rules of Godwin...
Using Hitler as an argument means you lose?
BackwoodsSquatches
16-10-2006, 12:13
Refresh me on the rules of Godwin...
Using Hitler as an argument means you lose?

Something like that.

Making a comparison to Hitler and anyone else. (usually Bush)
Lunatic Goofballs
16-10-2006, 12:14
In Martha's defense, she bakes a hell of a cherry pie. :p
BackwoodsSquatches
16-10-2006, 12:15
In Martha's defense, she bakes a hell of a cherry pie. :p

Thats becuase she uses the souls of the innocent to make it sweeter.
Harlesburg
16-10-2006, 12:16
Something like that.

Making a comparison to Hitler and anyone else. (usually Bush)
I see.
I wonder what Wiki says.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-10-2006, 12:17
Thats becuase she uses the souls of the innocent to make it sweeter.

Mmm... souls. *drool*
IL Ruffino
16-10-2006, 14:43
Kill her!!!111!
Smunkeeville
16-10-2006, 14:52
Comparisons with Hitler:
Both spent time in Prison and got let out early.
Both bent peoples minds to do their bidding.
Hitler wrote a book, Martha Stewart might have...

The Evidence is clear.
Martha Stewart is a Nazi!

I fit all those descriptions/comparisons too.... :eek:
Arthais101
16-10-2006, 15:09
Something like that.

Making a comparison to Hitler and anyone else. (usually Bush)

Incorrect. Godwin's law says that the longer a thread grows, the odds of someone making a references to hitler/nazis approaches 1. It doesn't mean "bush", or "racism" or anything else, godwin applies ONLY to hitler/naziism.

Technically godwin's law does not make distinctions between legitimate references to hitler/nazis (such as a thread of 20th century european history, or fascist political regimes in the 30s and 40s, in which case a reference would be expected). In such situations the odds of mentioning begin higher. However some have stated that a legitimate, practical reference, such as the example given, does not constitute a "true" godwin, as the reference to hitler/nazis was appropriate and on point fo the discussion.
Khadgar
16-10-2006, 15:15
I fit all those descriptions/comparisons too.... :eek:

Smunkee has been to prison??
Smunkeeville
16-10-2006, 15:23
Smunkee has been to prison??

well, county jail, but it wasn't fun...
Cluichstan
16-10-2006, 15:26
BTW, did you just Godwin your own thread?


It's funny as hell when a thread starts with a Godwin. lol
Cluichstan
16-10-2006, 15:26
Smunkee has been to prison??

Got enough for your "chicks in prison" fantasy now? ;)
Khadgar
16-10-2006, 15:37
Got enough for your "chicks in prison" fantasy now? ;)

As a gay guy, I've never had a chicks in prison fantasy.
Drunk commies deleted
16-10-2006, 16:33
Why do so many people hate Martha Stewart? What has she ever done except try to help Americans add some classic style to their lives? Martha Stewart strikes me as a very good businesswoman, a smart person, and a person with good taste. She's also attractive for an old broad. Martha Stewart; It's a good thing.
Khadgar
16-10-2006, 16:38
She's a bitch. She's got this aura around her that screams man hating bitch.
Drunk commies deleted
16-10-2006, 16:40
She's a bitch. She's got this aura around her that screams man hating bitch.

I don't see it. I don't know where you get man-hating. She just seems like a businesswoman who also likes to cook and keep the house nice. Nothing wrong with that.
Khadgar
16-10-2006, 16:43
Can you atleast detect Nancy Grace's man hating aura? She despises anything with a Y chromosome.
Cluichstan
16-10-2006, 16:44
As a gay guy, I've never had a chicks in prison fantasy.

Whoops! My bad! Sorry. lol
Drunk commies deleted
16-10-2006, 16:59
Can you atleast detect Nancy Grace's man hating aura? She despises anything with a Y chromosome.

Nancy Grace is concentrated evil.
Not bad
16-10-2006, 17:35
As a gay guy, I've never had a chicks in prison fantasy.

You could at least try.
Harlesburg
18-10-2006, 11:27
I fit all those descriptions/comparisons too.... :eek:
According to the last Political Poll i took, you and i are quite the same, however, i have not...
Written a book.
Been to Prison(Been to Police College though)

I have however bent peoples minds to do my bidding.
Smunkeeville
18-10-2006, 12:59
I have however bent peoples minds to do my bidding.

all the cool kids do.:cool:
Nihonou-san
18-10-2006, 20:11
An Ad came on tv, funnily enough advertising Matha Stewart's Television Program and it got me thinking Blonde hair Blue eyes, she is a Nazi.

Comparisons with Hitler:
Both spent time in Prison and got let out early.
Both bent peoples minds to do their bidding.
Hitler wrote a book, Martha Stewart might have...

The Evidence is clear.
Martha Stewart is a Nazi!

You're weird.
Harlesburg
19-10-2006, 12:15
You're weird.
How very observant of you.
Did you study under Scorates?:eek:
*Awards a somewhat observant medal*
Smunkeeville all the cool kids do.:cool:
Excellent
Greater Trostia
19-10-2006, 17:01
Incorrect. Godwin's law says that the longer a thread grows, the odds of someone making a references to hitler/nazis approaches 1. It doesn't mean "bush", or "racism" or anything else, godwin applies ONLY to hitler/naziism.

Technically godwin's law does not make distinctions between legitimate references to hitler/nazis (such as a thread of 20th century european history, or fascist political regimes in the 30s and 40s, in which case a reference would be expected). In such situations the odds of mentioning begin higher. However some have stated that a legitimate, practical reference, such as the example given, does not constitute a "true" godwin, as the reference to hitler/nazis was appropriate and on point fo the discussion.

And in any case it doesn't mean whoever "godwins" loses or whatever.

I HATE when people do that.

Poster One: Let's kill all the Jews.
Poster Two: You sound like a Nazi.
Poster One: LOL GODWIN! YOU LOSE!