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Tomorrow's my last day of school, then we have a thing on Wednesday where people dress up. I'm thinking of dressing up as something. Any easy ideas?

White sheet with holes for eyes. Wanna know what you'll look like in that? An idiot! No no, I'm just being mean. You could dress like a bum, I dunno.

Are you white? Trash bag+filler of sometype with you inside=white trash.

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/1/5/9/01596.png

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sneeze all over yourself and tell people you're an oyster.

You could pull a Prince Harry and dress like a nazi.

cross dress

You could pull a Prince Harry and dress like a nazi.

I think that would get me expelled.

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/1/5/9/01596.png

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ROFL! Classic!

Anyway, I think I'm gonna come as the Asian Grim Reaper. Black cloak and scythe, complete with Asian Hat and this mask (http://www.emotioneric.com/images/emotionericmask_print.jpg).

In the meantime, here's me in a sad attempt at Mortal Kombat's Scorpion:

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9470/dsc00069oz5.jpg

Go as a premature ejaculation - just wear your underwear and tell everyone you've come in your pants.

Go as a premature ejaculation - just wear your underwear and tell everyone you've come in your pants.

Old.

the old ones are always the best!!!!

Go as a NED. They are a type of person common in central scotland.

they wear shell suits, baseball cap (place far back on the head so the visor points towards the sky) and Buckfast. an alcoholic tonic wine.

Strip naked, hose yourself down with a garden hose and douse yourself with powdered sugar and go as a jelly doughnut. :)

Strip naked, hose yourself down with a garden hose and douse yourself with powdered sugar and go as a jelly doughnut. :)

OLO

Dress normal, when someone asks why you didn't dress up point to a random person and say, "I came as that guy."

Guy on the right is me. Cheap and highly effective. The 'black box' on the left went down well, too.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/Anabasis/main.jpg

Death costume is easy, get a black sheet,make it look all rumply and cut lots of holes and bedraggle the ends,then cut a hole for your head, wear black trousers and t shirt, then stikh the costume on and wrap a belt round it, then get a long branch from a tree and use it as a death stick.Its piss easy.

Ahh, but Asian death, is not so easy, hmm, glasshopper?

Ahh, but Asian death, is not so easy, hmm, glasshopper?

depends on whether your asian or not!

Go as a box of birth control pills. Specially for a school thing it would be inappropriate and extra funny.

Go as a box of birth control pills. Specially for a school thing it would be inappropriate and extra funny.

Better yet.

Dress in all red, and bring a coat-hanger.

Now, youre an abortion!

Totally going as Hitler.

Don't bother going. If anyone asks where you were, say you went as the invisible man.

Totally going as Hitler.

*tsk, tsk, tsk*

That won't do at all, I'll make you a nice friendly ghost costume...

if you are male dress in your flannel PJ's with a bathrobe and carry a towel, walk around confused looking for tea and making sarcastic comments.

(Arthur Dent... if you must know)

I think that would get me expelled.

then you can fight it and say that it is your decision to be a Nazi or not and that unless they expell kids for being democrats and republicans then they are discrimanting against you

then you can fight it and say that it is your decision to be a Nazi or not and that unless they expell kids for being democrats and republicans then they are discrimanting against you

I don't think that would fly at a Catholic school.

*tsk, tsk, tsk*

That won't do at all, I'll make you a nice friendly ghost costume...

Boring. I'm going as hitler with a pink moustache to a gay bar.

Depends on what you have available around the house.

My main scary costume this year - a scary lumberjack - requires only some simple makeup (fake "scar" tissue, oatmeal, and a couple tubes of fake blood to make an open head wound) and a prop axe. I've goty a flannel shirt, suspenders, a tuque, etc..

Google up simple halloween costumes.

I don't think that would fly at a Catholic school.

Oooohhh. Catholic school. I'd go with BackwoodsSquatches abortion costume, but that's just my evil sense of humor.

Last year my costume was something similar to this (http://www.halloweenmart.com/wecs.php?store=halloweenmar&action=display&target=LG8069), it was fun. But I gather you're male, so... yeah. I have no clue.

I don't think that would fly at a Catholic school

go as a catholic school girl.

Last year my costume was something similar to this (http://www.halloweenmart.com/wecs.php?store=halloweenmar&action=display&target=LG8069), it was fun. But I gather you're male, so... yeah. I have no clue.

Hot. There are a couple of girls doing that this year.

Easy and cheap, a classic Roman style toga. Get out your white bedsheets, bleach 'em, wrap 'em around you, steal your neighbors headband and tape ivy to it, and proclaim yourself Cicero reborn.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6600/imgp1246qa2.jpg

Of course, the best one ever is to go as Hunter S. Thompson.
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/6043/imgp1252bh0.jpg
(The guy on my right)

Someone just told me they knew someone planning on dressing up as me for Halloween.

But as a good suggestion... just throw together whatever looks costumey, and force people to guess what you are. You'll find that you did a good job as something - it usually works for me.

1 leg of pantyhose
2 grapefruit
1 black garbage bag
1 pair scissors

Cut hole for head out of bottom of garbage bag; cut garbage bag into long thin strips up to "collar". Place grapefruit inside pantyhose leg. Pull pantyhose down over head, so that grapefruit rest tightly against top of head.

Congratulations! You can now impress your friends with your realistic movie replica costume - you are now a Mutant of 2051 AD!

http://www.losergeek.org/~niklas/bobanddoug.com/movies/mutants.jpg

Of course, the best one ever is to go as Hunter S. Thompson.
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/6043/imgp1252bh0.jpg
(The guy on my right)
I knew a guy who dressed like that just as his everyday gear.

NAKED! Be Naked Person for Halloween.

Tomorrow's my last day of school, then we have a thing on Wednesday where people dress up. I'm thinking of dressing up as something. Any easy ideas?

A nudist.

A nudist.

whoa

Regular clothes, white tape running along the entire outline of your body (top of the head, down by the ears, down the neck, across the shoulders, all the way down and back up the arm to armpit, down the side of your body and leg to foot, around foot up to crotch) which is your chalk outline, then, if you can find it, wrap some of that yellow police caution tape around yourself a couple of times and go as "The scene of the crime".

If you want to, you can also add a bullet hole to the front of your forehead, but it is not necessary.

go as a zombie, all you really need is makeup although you can elaborate on the theme. i went as a zombie of a victim of a mafia-style drowning for halloween last year, complete with concrete boots, chains and duck tape around my wrists and over my mouth.

Finished my costume! Black bedsheet for a cloak, bloodied scythe, Asian hat. I'll post pics tomorrow.

Steal somone's pinstripe suit, bleach your fringe and hey presto, EMO!

I am going as a mental patient. Saves me time and money.

Tomorrow's my last day of school, then we have a thing on Wednesday where people dress up. I'm thinking of dressing up as something. Any easy ideas?

Old fashioned hockey mask, fake machete of rubber or homemade with plywood and spray painted, slather old clothing and machete with fake blood. Now you're Jason from Friday the 13th.

Old fashioned hockey mask, fake machete of rubber or homemade with plywood and spray painted, slather old clothing and machete with fake blood. Now you're Jason from Friday the 13th.

I think someone else is doing Jason. Besides, we don't have hockey in Australia.

I think someone else is doing Jason. Besides, we don't have hockey in Australia.

Australia must really suck. Ok, find someone else with no costume, if anyone answer to each other's names. For argument's sake let's say you're Bill and he's Ted. If anyone asks say you're actually Ted in a Bill costume and he'll say he's actually Bill in a Ted costume.

I was going to be a tree (wear all brown clothing and buy some green hairspray) but I ultimately decided to be a bat (wear all black and get bat wings) since I could get matching bat wings for my dog.

I'm pretty lazy.

go as a zombie, all you really need is makeup although you can elaborate on the theme. i went as a zombie of a victim of a mafia-style drowning for halloween last year, complete with concrete boots, chains and duck tape around my wrists and over my mouth.

Zombie makeup:
White base
yellow around eyes amd mouth
yellow doen the cartoids
overlay yellow with blue then green
black eyelids. blended outwards to thge edges of the eyesockets
speckels of mostly green and some blue around the hairline
blend, blend, blend

fake blood:
remember it's from contact feeding, so blotches rather than drip/flow

For serious zombies, check out: http://zombies.tomwalsham.com/costume.html

Yeah. Dress up like me on a bad day.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Nightmare.jpg

That should cheer everyone up. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Wha.gif

NAKED! Be Naked Person for Halloween.

if they say anything about it you can always say you're dressed as Adam, now the only thing you'll have to do is to find somebody who is willing to go as Eve (preferably female).

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! Everybody digs a dude in a toga

Steal somone's pinstripe suit, bleach your fringe and hey presto, EMO!
fringe?

Hair that goes over your forehead. :) Usually.

Hair that goes over your forehead. :) Usually.

Like this dude?: http://www.renaissancefashions.com/armor/armor_images/devastator-bracers-misfits.jpg

Like this dude?: http://www.renaissancefashions.com/armor/armor_images/devastator-bracers-misfits.jpg

Err.. no.

More like this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Bangs.jpg/250px-Bangs.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangs_(hair)

Get a suit, and something to serve as a briefcase. Put a piece of paper on the briefcase that says [your name] Legal Associates in official-looking type (use WordArt or the like).

You are now the embodiment of pure terror - a lawyer *cue horror music*

Well, we did it today. Pics of me later. My god, there was some hotness there. A chick in the Kill Bill jumpsuit, some Go Go Girls, and one of the teachers wore a cat suit.

Also, a hot ballerina.

Well, we did it today. Pics of me later. My god, there was some hotness there. A chick in the Kill Bill jumpsuit, some Go Go Girls, and one of the teachers wore a cat suit.

Also, a hot ballerina.I would have gone as a sperm. Cardboard cutout costumes are always classy.

Get a suit, and something to serve as a briefcase. Put a piece of paper on the briefcase that says [your name] Legal Associates in official-looking type (use WordArt or the like).

You are now the embodiment of pure terror - a lawyer *cue horror music*

That reminds me of the time my parents attended a Halloween party with all my friends - they dressed normally, and told everyone the truth - they came to the party as parents.

Yeah, I'm definitely Hunter Thompson for halloween this year.

I'm sure someone's mentioned it, but a mummy - just wrap yourself in a load of bandages. For extra fun, strip naked first ;)